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We finally
did it.
“Fear Everyone”
Provenance & lore →From now until our boneheaded cadavers are laid to rest, we’ll be holding this vital symbol of the beloved JK News, Careful Boyz era. The legend of Bart’s botched “Fear Everyone” tattoo has been extended onto us, and blessed with a greater meaning. Moving forward, we carry the burden of stupidity together. It’s also a badge of proof that this channel doesn’t betray audience loyalty, or backs down from their word; and probably is the best example of creators that didn’t do something “for the views” cuz like, not that many people even care about this lol. We ride for the joke, and we may thrive in absurdity, but let this gesture go hawrrd in declaring Careful Boyz as the greatest, most authentic, lowest viewed, highest rated, unapologetically imperfect, paleozoic jurassic, pseudo-intellectual, cocacola classic era of JK News that truly gives a shit about your life.