Careful Boyz
Two founders. Three hosts. One black belt. since 2021.
Bootleg podcast. Real receipts.
New to the Boyz?
Careful Boyz is the home of the JK News cast — a few founders, a rotating table, and 4,800+ episodes of them saying whatever they actually think. You don't start at #1 — start with where it came from, then you'll get the rest.
Latest
Episodes
new drops every week · 4,800+ in the vault 
Meet Mike Glover: Green Beret, Delta Recon, CIA Contractor
When People Hate Your Recommendations
Delta Guys Have the Biggest D**ks
Our Chicks Never Give us Credit
Reasons That Would Make Joe END JK News Forever
Is Frat-Culture Problematic?
Taika's "Bad" Soccer Team Is Now the Tournament Champion!
I Upset My Guy by Trying to Bring a Toy into the Bedroom
The Bonus Feed
Full unedited episodes, the after-dark Q&As, and the stuff too cursed for the main show. If you're going to pay for one thing, this is it.
You're in the group chat now.
Patreon drops you into the Careful Boyz Discord — the actual room where the boyz hang. Pitch an episode idea and they might make it. Half the show starts as a message in here.
- 🎙️ Suggest the next topic — they read every one
- 🗳️ Vote on bits & segments before they go live
- 💬 Direct line to the boyz — they're actually in there
- 🔓 Drops & hangs nobody outside sees
Mayor of the Month · November 2026
Clean record. Suspicious.
Clean record. Suspicious.
Clean record. Suspicious.
Clean record. Suspicious.
Clean record. Suspicious.
Clean record. Suspicious.
Running for mayor: the safe, please-everybody answer. Nobody wants the office. the lore → · INC = sitting mayor, by official proclamation ↗ · October's polls closed, final count Nov 3 · one vote per YouTube account, counted nightly.
