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A Woman & Her Two Dogs Die from a Lightning Strike

#lightning#halfdome#electricity#sprinklers#rubber
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0:00 [Music] what do you think happened in pika rivera a few days ago lady got zapped to the two dogs yeah wait what yeah from the lightning yeah lady was walking her dogs her two dogs lightning struck all that night the two unleashers yeah so yeah wait yeah and the dogs were connected to kites with keys on them oh i okay this is pico ribera right resurrection i pictured a chola with two pit bulls a cholo a chola oh chola with two pit bulls is that right i don't think she was a troll it doesn't show any that's ████ crazy affiliations but yeah she was just why was she walking dogs in the ████ rain store that's exactly you know why because this hardly happens and she probably got awkwardness in her hair so ████

0:51 caught that ████ amanda aquinas hasn't happened since i think 2014 or something someone got struck with lightning that's pretty ████ rare though did she died in she died and the dog died at least the instant death was maybe painless maybe hopefully or does she even know well ryan's like it actually took three hours for her to die well that's the thing is because you never know like are you dying from the shock or are you dying from the burning that's at what point yeah yeah but it's like instant right you go and then it's like and then the dogs go and then it goes all the way because it's a conductor and then they burn and die together but they go to heaven it is instant though yeah because it's like when you're ████ with raiden in mortal kombat you know like at the at the very end can't be ████ with randy ready to be

1:41 killing people see that's why i've been telling people to get rubber leashes because they'll stop at you yeah but then the dog no but the leashes are rubber so it doesn't conduct electricity she probably got some chain ass troll ████ chains so when you get electrocuted your dogs are chilling well if it's raining you should have wore the ████ umbrella hat oh because if you're doing are you doing like that you weren't you have two leashes you need an umbrella or a rubber hat don't let this incident sway you from the fact that during a thunderstorm the odds are in your favor that you're not gonna this won't happen you can't get cocky though it's like super like yeah it almost never happens right almost well she was super unlucky remember how i tested you guys and my electricity went out yeah that ████ was sick so yeah so so me and nina i'm taking her

2:33 she left her car in the maintenance so i was taking her at 7 30 in the morning to go get it so we jump in my car which is in a uh we have an apartment building so it's one of those shared garages and we're right next to the high voltage electrical room oh ████ literally she jumps in my car and we see a giant spark come down and we hear a huge explosion just boom like like a literally a snap of a sound super loud she screams and she literally goes get the ████ out of here and then uh so we just know that there was a giant spark from the electrical room i started driving out and i was like guaranteed the electricity is going to be out i drop her off i come back or immediately we get a text from our building electricity is out and it was not it didn't come back until like 4 00 p.m we were doing jk oh right you come back to like four people electricity zap the building or zap the power away i think so something got hit really close to us and it created a giant explosive spark in the uh yeah

3:24 so that that footage you got was another day no same day that footage i got i did a slo-mo video not the box next to us but like i was like we were waking up to the thunder so i went out to the balcony i was like what the ████ because the last two days have been like 94 degrees it was wild it was like it was the craziest thunder and lightning oh i'm so glad i'm not in l.a no more so i just took a slo-mo video and then i literally i only record like for 30 seconds i was like let me just see if i can get one wow just ████ hit it so i tried to screenshot every frame that had the lightning in it and i was like this is ridiculous that's probably one of the best lightning photos that i've seen from someone i know and the windows are all shaking and ████ from the thunder yeah my cats are mad scared dude yeah my dog is super oh shaking

4:17 this woman though she must have been walking in like the middle of nowhere though rivera is like right next to downey yeah but like don't they usually strike things that's like higher maybe she was half freakishly cool yeah and she's swinging her dogs around like this oh my god damn that's crazy because it's that split second if she would have paused or went a little bit faster it would have missed her right it's like but what if the dog was taking a ████ and she was standing oh that's what that's what it is when like the odds are so like in your favor but in this case that's the exception of like the minutest little like percentage all right do you think she teleported into another universe yeah she's in the ████ old west she's a highlander did she go back in time i think the charred body remains it makes it difficult to accept that theory no it's just that

5:08 she's in a multiverse nowadays to be able to travel uh in time and in space and all that you have to leave your physical body here but then the the the electricity is a portal into when it gets right yeah there was a guy there was a guy running a speed test on that bolt and went wow it's through the roof she's uploaded into the cloud she's in the multi-version match and that dude that shout out to what lightning strike people look like benjamin franklin i mean he survived it's actually pretty gruesome it's gruesome dude so does it look like a fire when they survive does it look like a fire either way like it could be pretty gross you wanna see it's just a whole burn probably right well it like burns in a crazy pattern too hey but how come benjamin franklin came through cool because it would never happen there's a lie he made that ████ up because ben franklin didn't survive

5:59 that would be a key but it didn't go through the kite string to him because that didn't conduct robbery or kite stream probably yeah rubber leaking did you use a rubber leash i think i saw a picture of a moose that got struck but survived and it just yeah and it had like a crazy package huh oh yeah massive do you remember that story of the dude that went to half dome he was uh he was uh climbing free climbing like half dome and ████ like that and then like people in his camp were like on the top of half dome when a lightning hit the rock and because like he was just in some weird place where maybe it was like uh not wet or like the the electricity wasn't conducting he like survived but everybody else in the camp just fully ████ in one second died oh my god wow it's ████ crazy that is that's crazy your time god will take you

6:50 he's like the only friend that didn't ████ buy luna whoa that's a that's from lightning but that person survived yeah yeah that's crazy that is some crazy ████ yeah your boy's standing here low key if you survive and that doesn't ████ with him that's the sickest battle scar that's left he looks like some kind of ████ marvel superhero spines that's that's like an origin story man posing too he's posing that's a tattoo he's all flexing yeah it does look pretty badass sometimes other times not so much i'm sad that she died i wish she became a superhero me too like ████ cholo from pico riviera miss lightning she was a white chick miss line you know what's up i'm baby shocker baby shocker that's tight that's tight

7:40 all right i like that one better g-shock g-shock what's crazy is that was like a big thunderstorm for la but when i was in houston um we were in a hotel room and it looked like someone borrowed a fire truck and was specifically blasting my hotel window with the fire hose like it was just like that like someone i'm like okay guy god i got the prank but it kept going and then it was like this is resume and then our ████ um hotel power went out and then i texted my friend who lives there i'm like dude that ████ was crazy huh and he goes oh yeah that happens all the time i'm like damn you guys still want to live here that's crazy dude we don't have anything but just like earthquakes he's like sometimes i'll find a branch on my range rover i'm like what the ████ he's like yeah

8:30 yeah cause ████ like ████ in the ████ branches fall in this house and ████ just leaves it's just regular they're just so normal that's why houses are cheaper in other states you just might find a branch in the window depending on national disasters in oklahoma and i was like that's tight and then i was like tornado insurance what the ████ exactly on the box that's how i get you huh i was like no wonder man have you ever seen a tornado go through a neighborhood that s███'s ████ things up that's that's what also contributes to the cost of building something new like let's say you're a developer and you want to build in la now you have to abide by certain insurances there for earthquake yeah he's got to be earthquake proof now yeah the code is different whether you're building somewhere else in the state that doesn't have that then you know that's true ████ it because i thought tornadoes only existed in simcity you know yeah so come on what player wanted that to happen yeah it's like what is this ████ or all the old buildings here that

9:21 like aren't aren't ████ uh built for rain the second that kind of rains a little bit that was like our old dojo oh really that happened there yeah it's just ████ we don't get hella rain all the time so you don't like really prep for the older buildings well yeah that's that's another thing too is like when if something was built during a certain time it's grandfathered in and they don't have to change ████ like i have a studio that doesn't even have sprinklers i was like really and they're like yeah it was built in ████ 1905 or some ████ they don't got to like abide by it so you don't need springs you don't need them though yeah it's just to jump out the window protocol classic keep an old school up yeah i thought you were talking about sprinklers for the lawn you're talking about those ████ fire sprinklers sprinklers yeah i also thought this you said yeah i was like that's it because i was like why would you bring that ████ up man like i don't have a lawn i don't have a lawn that's my first

10:11 world complete you have to water it yourself brown lawn i guess i'll jump through the window you

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