0:00 I think I would have been a good ass kid compared compared to you guys cuz you know you're why are you here there's something wrong with you too in here I feel like a good kid yeah no you ain't a good kid in here you're a little ████ why' you say like why'd you say it like that cuz you're [Music] gay so how how cool is this guys there is a uh sound like something t with say how cool is this guys how cool hey check it out everyone around dude suck around it's my turn to talk so can you shut up all right so there was a chemistry class teacher who brought a surprise um and what do you guys think that surprise was Bart a snake an explosive yeah that's when they want to TNT cool I'll tell you what it has
0:50 nothing to do with chemistry oh really oh oh a drag performer I know no that's it's a dick in a sock that's a dick in a sock yeah like he goes like hey check this guy out and it's a sock but you're like teacher that's your penis oh so it's connected to him he's like what's this element like has nothing to do with chemistry nothing it has nothing to do with chemistry M he brought a kissing booth that's ████ hilarious chemistry Could Happen though a nickel he pay a nickel for a kissing no more guess is it's actually it's actually the teacher she brought two swords oh sh including a katana style sword why right and then she cuz she wanted her students to have duels no shut the duels wow with real
1:40 swords with real swords okay real sharpened katas this is in Japan that's dope real this is in Albuquerque New Mexico one student remains scarred and disfigured oh my god oh they actually got ████ up so this teacher's on meth she's on meth is this teacher no I don't know if she's on meth cuz that's also chemistry is this one of those situations where students were fighting so much and she's like We're going to settle this ████ right now oh yeah one of those see I wanted to assume that but as I read on so at first there's there's footage that this one girl who ended up being a scar disfigured she was recording two guys one was like a a katana style Sword and the other one is like a a European like a a cut that's not period correct they shouldn't have done that yeah it's not period correct it could have been a saber versus a cutless yeah but anyways um so she's filming like these two guys
2:30 fighting and stuff like that right and then after she uh films these two guys fighting the teacher's like all right you you fight this guy now so then she starts ████ dueling and then she gets ████ stabbed she gets stabbed not the teacher but the student who was who ended up dueling as well um that teacher no longer works for the school she was fired 2 months later two months later was a fening coach fencing coach pretty mad cuz he was like you taking my job man I don't know if there was a fening coach in Albuquerque New Mexico at that school but student who was 16 when she was injured in class that day she uh files a lawsuit against the school and that teacher because she got stabbed this is just like I I love when the thing proves right that there are some teachers that are ████ dumber than students absolutely so many I've been trying to say that since I was a kid so many dude she sounds like a fun
3:22 time yeah low key though like if I wasn't injured I'll be in that class like yo this is a core memory unlocked it's dope as hell but like that's the thing I also swear to God in fifth grade my fifth grade teacher and the other sixth grade teacher they would visit each other's classes all the time I'm like man you too ████ yeah you were right huh yeah I was like you guys you you were right no but I knew they were doing something all like flirting yeah Mr Canales damn Canales sounds like a little perve ████ bar got you dude I know I know I know I don't know they were I was like I was like why YouTube only and then you always have like these inside joke smirk things and then none of the other teachers visit were they were they uh single both of them no they're both married oh that's what makes it even more sexy spicy I was like leave with that I was like H I smell
4:14 something here I mean at the end of the day too though like flirting on the job that's got to be so ████ fun when you're like these kids don't ████ know ████ you know what I mean they're not going to tattle tail yeah kids are observant though they think they don't what are they going to do though yeah it's like it's like when Bart was that's how this starts Happ it's like when Bart's talking about surprise oral in front of Tao surprise oral he knows something was up he just didn't know he said something was off that guy is smart man he's too smart for his own good anybody remember any super cool things that like any of your teachers did like that oh obviously not this far or this far so the school I went to uh I came to that school a little bit older so I didn't get to go to I think second or third grade but there was a teacher teacher he lined his whole classroom full of aquariums and he
5:04 had pythons frogs salamanders all kinds of ████ and I was like dude why can't I go back to the second grade so I could just ████ see those animals we just made ice cream in chemistry that sounds cool that's pretty cool like just ice and salt and cream in a bag and you shook it you're like cool now we have ice cream dude my chemistry teacher would always come to class like so hung over and he'd be just so like now that in retrospect he he he he just looked like his life was in a mess all the time he was like a really nice guy but like his desk was all ████ up and his like shirt would be all like open but he was like a real ass dude but he would like come in and and nobody paid attention everybody was like ████ off in class and all I had to do was just not say anything cuz I was like I think I was a freshman everybody else was older but they're all like badass kids in there and I was all scared so he just gave me an a I I I know zero chemistry he gave
5:56 me an A but he would always come in like bloodshot eyes red and he' just be so ████ like all right guys just do uh yeah yeah just do chapter two just chapter two and he just sit at his desk the whole time just like drinking tons of water just like oh ████ you know what's crazy like when you're a kid teachers are like a different species right yeah but then when you get older you're like oh ████ teachers are just human beings but then because we were in school for so long you kind of forget that so we recently found out that uh ta's teacher put uh their kids in the same Sport AS taica so we saw them they like oh ████ that's tight and so we still treat them like this is ta's teacher and with that kind of respect and then also with your own respect of like I remember how it was to be a teacher and then they sit down and then they're like talking a Geo
6:46 and they're trying to connect and then they're like yeah my sister's going through a divorce right now and I'm like what the ████ keep that to yourself that's ████ personal as like but teachers are regular people it's weird yeah and then um but outside of the environment you still go oh that's the teacher but then outside of their environment they're just normal people well also probably cuz you don't want like your kid's teacher to be going through some ████ cuz you might have fear that that ████ might transcend into like the classroom in some weird way you know what I mean it's like dude like yeah I just went through a divorce I'm heartbroken you know it's like Yo dude can you just educate my kid yeah can you keep it all positive don't dump on my kid my seventh grade seventh and eighth grade teacher his name is Vernon he was like he looked like kind of like Flanders but like balding and we used to always like make fun of this dude and made his life hell and then uh cuz I was always telling him he was gay and ████ but like he had he
7:37 had a family and stuff he had like he had two kids and a and a wife like really happy looking family oh my God and like years later like I I found him on Facebook I was like oh ████ it's ████ Vernon dude and then um and then it's just it's just him and a ████ black dude and he came out as gay this fool came out as gay and bounced on his family and ████ so you were right the whole time and I hit so I sent him a message I was like hey Mr Davis man I'm sorry for giving you all this ████ over the years and this is like 20 years later and I was like I'm really happy for you like you look real like you're having a great life and everything cuz he's like going hiking and ████ with his dude and I just like apologized for being such a little ████ and he was like I don't remember you being you were really good you were a nice kid and I was like that's really cool that you don't remember all the times I called you gay you probably had worse students
8:27 dude yeah or maybe when you said that he was like I know but you don't have to tell everyone he still coming up with his plan at the time he was like how do I get out of this W but I wouldn't like explicitly be like you're a gay like I would do that thing where like he'd be explaining something and he'd be like and that's how you get the measurement and then he would say it like that go why' you say it like that bro measurement measurement like I would like make fun of his like list cuz it would just like it would just like come out and I I would just always laugh you know it would be crazy face if we had if we had time traveling abilities and like imagine all of us in the same classroom dude I feel like the teacher would jump off a building or something I would have been behaved I would have said nothing I think I would have been a good ass kid compared compared to you guys cuz you know you you're always like a you're always a prod something wrong with you too in here I feel like a good
9:17 kid yeah no you ain't a good kid in here you're a little ████ why' you say it like why' you say it like that you're gay you're a little SL but you know what I mean like like you think you're like tough or anything like that you go into a classroom some way tougher you shut the ████ up yeah you're like oh ████ like I'm a beta I'm a beta he's the funny guy that was Antonio I think our teachers are lucky if they only had one of us in that type of class cuz I I was I was annoying and I wasn't getting the best grade so it was like double they had to like help me pay attention and like help me learn at the same time that sucks I was just afraid of authority so I didn't say anything I just sat down I think I was like the dumb kid in the smart classes so I was like smart enough to get into like smart classes but I was probably like the one who had like the lowest score in those classes high enough to get into AP but if you put me in the yeah I was in IB and AP and stuff but if I was in the regular classes I would have smoked everybody showing up was
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