0:00 Yo, white people smell like ass. >> What the ████ are you talking about? >> They are the smelliest people on on this planet. >> You don't even mean that. >> I do. >> No, you don't. It's just a safe thing to say. Every You could say anything you want about white people and everyone nobody's going to hate on you for it. So, good for you. >> Okay, so who smells worse than white people? >> Indian people. >> You think Indian people in America smell worse than white people in America? >> People in America? No. >> [laughter] >> The stereotype is that is that if you go to India it smells really bad, right? That's the stereotype. >> You're going off of a stereotype. >> Everyone does say this. I just haven't smelled a smelly Indian. >> Wait, what happened to you that you think white people smell like ass? >> Dude, you don't think white people smell like ass? >> Like what's what happened to you? What what how did you know that? >> Cuz I think they smell like cheese. I don't think they smell like ass. >> How how did you Yeah, how do you know that that happened? >> What's your journey? >> recent journey other than Steve is
0:51 >> ████ >> Steve doesn't smell like anything though. >> I smell good. >> Definitely jujitsu. >> When's [snorts] the last time you did jujitsu? >> I just said the most recent. Why you got to call me out on that? >> Just because you're jujitsu >> you goat? >> No, I'm just saying you haven't done jujitsu. I'm like I you could have >> You're like I got to leave Jake early to do jujitsu. >> had like like a year or two in between to experience white people. I'm like why why would you go back to that? >> just because I experienced it a year and a half ago it no longer is proven that white people smell like >> No, I just thought I just thought there'd be a more recent like you dancing. >> Just you got You go to jujitsu. Who smells the most in jujitsu? >> The most? It's usually the guy who doesn't >> Give me the ethnic race. >> There is none. It's usually the guy who didn't take the shower the most recently. >> Who is that? >> It could be that ████ nerdy ████ Chinese guy. >> Oh. >> Okay, who's trying to be mayor now? >> Let me ask you this. [laughter]
1:41 >> Who's trying to ████ run for mayor right now? >> There could be the you know the you know the guy with bed head? The guy with ████ bed head? >> Okay. >> The nerdy Chinese guy with bed head he could smell like ass. >> Jujitsu a long time. They're all smelling perfect. >> What? Everyone smells like ass. >> not talk about jujitsu this whole ████ time and talk about the >> Why yeah, why'd you bring it up to jujitsu? >> Yeah, yeah, do you think they smell like caca, like poo poo, like ass? >> Dude, when they Okay, when white people smell like sweat, their body odor, their BO, I think is insanely bad. >> Oh, wow. >> OKAY, THIS IS WHAT I SMELL. I smell cheese. What do you smell? >> Do you like the smell of cheese on a human at that time? >> I don't like the smell of cheese. >> What kind of cheese? >> So, that's bad, right? Okay, so like Swiss? >> What's worse than smelling another human that smells like cheese? Give me the worst. >> Uh it's supposed to be, yeah, it's
2:32 pungent. >> Like locker. I There was a There was a guy here um and his name rhymed with Osh and he he smelled like imagine if you had a locker room like shirt and you never washed it for a year and you kept putting it back on and and then it was like hot [snorts] and sweaty and disgusting. >> And you can't even eat food around him because your food tastes like armpit if you eat food around him. >> like sweaty, rotten, sour armpit. >> Is it a white guy? >> No. >> I'm not going to say the race because everyone's going to call me racist. >> But I thought you were supporting his point that white people smell. >> No, he was asking me who the most smell like what kind of smells is smelly smell. >> asking for like your most crazy anomaly. I'm just saying like in general. >> In general, black people smell like cocoa butter. In general. >> I agree. >> But >> I haven't I don't remember
3:23 >> You guys are both mayors, dude. >> No. >> I haven't SMELLED A SMELLY BLACK PERSON. >> ROOM FULL of mayors, dog. >> There's only one black dude that I knew that smelled bad. >> Yeah. >> So, he's anomaly. He's anomaly. But I'll tell you this though. >> It's ████ campaigning season, I guess. >> French people. >> [laughter] >> That's probably the worst I smelled. >> Definitely. >> When I was in ████ Paris and every single time I went into a Uber, I don't know if they were Middle Eastern or actually French or whatever, but those ████ stank. >> I think Euros smell in general. I got a buddy who's a Euro and he's a Brit and he often smells like a ████ armpit. >> Okay, I was just walking through the Frankfurt Airport and I I literally could not stand it. I was like, "This is insane." Cuz it's also very warm in there. >> Mhm. >> Is it also cuz the European European hygiene, they're not used to showering
4:14 every day? >> Well, deodorant >> No, they don't they don't shower every day. >> Yeah. >> They don't be putting ████ Speed Stick. >> Cuz the smell don't bother them. They just kind of normal, yeah. >> They're trash. I remember going to I was I went to Great Britain like 2 years ago and walking through the plane I walked by these two French people and just just just they just ████ ruined it for everybody. >> Yeah, no the French the French thing's for real. Like anytime >> Were they white? >> Yeah. >> I mean, they're French. >> But then wait, what's white though? Like are you talking about like white white or just >> They're Euro trash white, yeah. >> Well, I'll tell you this >> I know a smelly black guy, what do you think of that? >> [laughter] >> Now who's running for mayor? >> A week ago they had to have an intervention with a smelly white guy at a cigar club I'm I I go to. >> Oh, damn. >> club? >> What the heck >> like I was like, "He stinks." I was like, "He stinks that bad that he smells
5:04 that bad." >> It doesn't cover it. >> Holy >> And then whenever he leaves they have to ████ spray and scrub and all that. >> Well, to be fair >> He's a Euro guy visiting from Europe. >> Oh, that's crazy. He's a tourist. He's a visitor. That's crazy. You got to be smelling >> so hardcore. >> Yeah. But that they're just like, "I can't stand it. I can't stand" They're like, "So you see this one dude hanging out by himself, nobody around him." And they had to be like, "Hey bro, like you had to you got to come in here after like showering." >> the spot we went to? >> No, this is in Hawaii. >> Oh, in Hawaii. >> Yeah, I think people you know, they got to people got to check how they smell. And I got a bad nose so like I need my even my like wife or my friends to tell me if like if I if I'm smelling we got to fix >> goes through your nerves >> Yeah, I don't have a strong nose like that. >> that, too. Other people usually smell before I smell. >> Yeah, so like I don't really know. So
5:55 when I smell somebody and it hurts me, I think that's like level 10,000. >> everybody then, yeah. >> So are you just So if your nose sucks so bad, are you going through Costco just with all these whites and you're just like ████ >> You know, I I will I will concede to this one thing. I think you guys got me on more like European like whites. >> Oh, that's who you're thinking of mostly? >> Totally. >> But I I the locker room smell, that was incepted by white people when I was in middle school and high school. >> a You're in a locker room. What do you expect? >> the Asians, though. Granted, I know that that whole >> Asians don't even smell, though, right? >> But like when you when you grow up and you're like, "Whoa, they smell." And like, you know, you don't, you're just kind of like >> I think Asians smell like ingredients. Like they don't smell like body ████ funk. Like when you smell an Asian, you're like, "Man, you're a ████ garlicky motherfucker."
6:45 >> Ginseng. I smell your ginseng right now. >> Like you smell like grilled fish. >> Kimchi ████ for sure. >> Yeah, you smell like ingredients. >> Dude, your ass is fermented, yeah. >> But then when >> But BO is different. >> is like, "What the ████ is wrong with your sweat?" >> Yeah. >> That's different. >> I don't I don't blame you guys, you know. >> What the ████ up? >> What? Okay, mayor. >> Oh, I'm mayor now? >> I don't I don't blame you for your >> running for assemblyman since we got here this morning, dude. >> [laughter] >> Okay, fine. You want me to take it down a notch? Yeah, yeah, yeah, take it down. >> Yeah, you're right. Indian people do smell. >> That's sick. >> When you were in India, you felt like you could smell them? >> You can smell them once you get into the ████ plane terminal to think about going to >> What do they smell like? >> You could smell them when you're booking a ticket online. >> They Like if you're like gate A63, at 8:24, you already know you're heading in that direction. >> In India or in uh >> In the American airport.
7:36 >> I've been to Indian towns in America and Indian motels and I don't smell this Indian smell that everyone keeps talking about. >> Okay, mayor ████ Joe. >> [laughter] >> Are you ████ up? >> it to me? What What does it smell like? >> reelected now, dude. >> No, what does it I'm really curious. >> Yeah, yeah. So, when you're in India, does it smell like >> America. I'm like, what does it smell like? >> want to know about America? >> How about How about what do you think people say it smells like? >> Curry. >> But I never smell the curry though. I'm with Joe. I never really smell >> Not in America though. >> YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. I NEVER BEEN TO INDIA. LIKE, I'm not a world traveler like you. >> No, I don't think you can judge it on America because that's cuz that's that's still like >> No, but when people say that though, they're talking about Yeah, but >> There's Americans going, "Indians stink." And I'm all like, >> You A lot of people haven't been to India, but they smell Indians in America. >> this. Honestly, this is going to sound weird, but it's like this. It's like L&L
8:27 Hawaiian Barbecue, right? You have it here, you have Hawaiian Barbecue. If you go to Hawaii, you don't call it Hawaiian Barbecue. It's just barbecue, right? It's like that. If you go to India, you're there, it's not like the people smell. You're just the country smells like a country. I'm in >> You're not like ass? >> Yeah, like but what like what though? Like ████ >> Um it's just it well, it depends on where you are, right? All I'm saying is that it's it's when you smell it in the context somewhere else. So, if you're smelling that, >> Describe what the smell is. >> [laughter] >> Like, does it smell like ████ Like, what is it? Yeah. Is it >> Oh, it smells a kind of like a aromatic concoction. Oh, shut the ████ up. It smells like curry and it smells like feet at the SAME TIME. >> OKAY. >> OH, OKAY. >> THAT'S WHAT I WANTED to know cuz I didn't know what the ████ >> Curry and feet? >> This is not >> Curry feet. I never smelled that. >> When it's like a a largely collected, you know what I mean, pungent like trapped in a airplane.
9:18 >> Oh, so you're smelling an environmental effect. You're not smelling an isolated dude. >> No, I don't go to like isolated dudes and smell them specifically. They don't like >> What about you standing next to someone on a train? >> Then usually that never bothers me. That never bothers me until it's like the BO white guy. I don't actually get that. I don't I don't get perturbed. You know what I'm saying? Even if I smell an Indian person's smelling like an Indian person, I don't get perturbed by it. >> So, if there was like a you were in a room full of 100 Indians, if a white guy was next to you, is him. >> Dude, you can't play the numbers game like that. Come on. Let's be fair to white people. I want to be fair to white people. >> don't. >> What are you talking about? >> want to be fair to white people. It's Look, [laughter] it's so it's so easy to hit the whites. Just take another hit. Go for it. It's so easy to hit the whites and safe. >> am I >> You can You can still run for state comptroller, too. >> I'm talking about Indian people. >> What is it?
10:08 >> What about what I'm talking about Indian people? >> What is it? >> Is it Is it safe? >> It's safe cuz you're not probably not going back to India after this video. >> What are you talking about? I'm literally going I'm going to India in like a couple weeks. >> Are you? We better We better We better put this one on a cold topic, dude. >> No, but the difference is does it bother you? The Indian smell don't bother me. I smell it. >> Oh, so >> to smell a smelly Indian. >> more sensitive to actual BO than >> For some reason, white people's BO smells like ass to me. >> It's Okay. So, it's >> Like butt cheek? Like like You mean like kaka? >> Dude, like lick a foot. Lick a sweaty foot in between that has athlete's foot. Like put your tongue and just like swirl it around each toe. >> Athlete's foot smells way different. >> Athlete's You know what athlete's foot smells like? ████ yeah. You ever been to Hong Kong? Everyone's feet smells. >> Athlete's foot, though? >> Yeah. It has a very signature smell. >> Hong Kong, everyone's feet smells?
10:59 >> Athlete's foot has a very specific Yeah, cuz I had it before. And then if you don't cure it, it has a very specific smell. >> Smells like when you have a a band-aid and then like ████ stuff and then you you open it and you smell that. It has a very specific smell. >> Kong specific? >> Everybody I've ever met from Hong Kong had athlete's foot. >> telling me Chinese people smell like athlete's feet? >> In Hong Kong, I don't know if it's cuz it's humid and hot. >> Everybody in Hong Kong has athlete's foot? >> Yeah. >> Okay, so Hong Kong athlete foot or like white people BO? Which one would you rather like take your chances with? >> Hong Kong No, white people BO. You rather do white people BO. Hong Kong athlete's foot smells wrong. Okay, how about this? How about this? There's you you're about to you're about to get on like a train, right? There's two trains. One of them is just filled with a bunch of like white French dudes and then one's filled with a bunch
11:50 of Hong Kong Chinese people. They both suck. Which one are you getting on? Cuz you know what it what it is? It's like you ever smell the wet dog? No, no, no. No, I'm not being mayor. I'm not going to be a mayor. I'm not being mayor. But you know what you know wet dogs? You know how wet dog smell? >> Sure. >> It smells bad, right? >> Okay, so which one are you getting on? >> But it doesn't smell wrong. Athlete's foot smells wrong. Got it. No matter how bad something is, if it smells oh it smells natural >> Which train are you getting >> I told you so many times. >> He's not explicitly saying >> Hong Kong athlete's foot. What do you want to say? Put them in tournament camps and ████ fry them fry their brains? Have rape of Nanking again over and over and over? What do you want me to say? What the ████ >> I don't think that would happen. The Japanese SOLDIERS WOULD BE LIKE, "OH MY GOD, THAT'S A SWORD. DISGUSTING." >> I don't like wrong smells. That's the thing. >> I take it back. You're not running for
12:40 mayor. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, I don't like wrong smells. I like I can deal with bad smells. >> It's like smells that are a hint of a like a problem is there, huh? >> And they don't smell it? >> Hey Ryan, there's a there's a short for you right there.
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