0:00 deep cut Christmas I always have to watch a South Park episode that's like Christmas themed like one of my favorite ones was like Jimmy when he's singing like 12 days of Christmas and he's doing it for like like 12 hours on 12 day oh [Music] yeah welcome back to careful wood today we're we're in fact debating the greatest Christmas movie of all time oh wa wait jle all the way let's take die hard out cuz we're all going to say wait wait wait wait wait but it's a it's a Christmas movie sure is it sure is we're just we're just on such hard agreement with that it's just got to be exempt Fair elf fa elf's good it doesn't feel like Christmas if I didn't watch Home Alone Home Alone is a staple I think there's a couple there's a staple how early do you bust out home alone like
0:51 mid Christmas like Christmas 15 December huh which one you like more a first one first one number two Christmas 15 do you guys consider it from December on or after Black Friday after Black Friday after Black Friday is a good spot yeah cuz after Black Friday is when I start listening to the Christmas radio station when do you decorate these days yeah not at all I decorate in December um what about pre Junie days November okay yeah but like when well I'm not usually doing it it's the women in my lives hey for Jun you probably have to put some Christmas decorations up cuzz the Hawaiian the drinks are decorations during November for me now I'm going to start decorating Christmas October 1st why you have a kid though that's I like Christmas I love Christmas while people are still doing
1:42 trick-or treat like haunted you got Christmas lights out I've seen it already you go to Like Home Depot Lowe's like the minute it's like end of September giant candy canes and ████ starts coming in you know why right is because most people aren't balling so they have to buy things piece by piece as the paycheck comes so that's why it starts from they can't get it all at once so they get it like from September and then they start building their stash that they don't bring it out until later yeah and H Halloween comes and goes so fast it does it's fast so it's like people already like assembly like you'll see like literally the Halloween stuff come out and boom Christmas stuff cuz Christmas is like all December can I tell you my uh Christmas movie that I love I have to watch every year White Christmas White Christmas which that one the black and white one love white Christmas I love it dude my mom would
2:33 suck your dick I love it I'll suck her dick I love that movie so godamn much my mom loves White Christmas old old white lady movie everywhere white ladies everywhere what's it about what's it about at the end of the thing it's like when the bell it's an angel that that movie doesn't exist okay what is that talking about the greatest Christmas movie Christmas Story Christmas story that's a good one It's a Wonderful Life that is a good movie but white Christmas kid I don't remember has everything I'm gonna write it in a white [Music] Christmas it's ████ boring it's hit double Duo is in it that makes me feel so cozy what what does the just that song oh yeah you know what George Bailey
3:24 reminds me and you thank you I don't even know who that is well he's a gay guy who gets Raad in the ass the whole movie wait is it the same one you got to listen to me is it the same one when the kid minute the kid goes outside and there's like roasted chestnuts and he wants is that the same one or is that another one that yeah and then George Bailey starts look at those chest nuts and he starts deep throwing it that's how you the ████ wait you're talking about the main character right yeah when he's a kid he gets his ear ████ up like no that part made me cry dude the best to be honest that that part of the It's a Wonderful Life maybe cry Joe you've never seen that movie I've seen a lot of Christmas movies but they're blurred cuz I they saw my children It's a Wonderful Life you should watch probably watch you owe it to us to watch it that's ████ every time I watch that part with the where the shopkeep guy keeps hitting him in his ear it makes me cry dude Mr Cow Mr cow that's my bad ear
4:14 because he just got a letter that his son passed away in the war ████ you have to watch it It's a Wonderful Life it sounds like a sad movie it's not it's a great movie It's a Wonderful Life resolves all the sadness in it gets resolved let's just say that it is the greatest Christmas movie of all time it's a life It's a Wonderful Life you guys like a Nightmare Before Christmas I used to watch that a lot a lot a lot you know I just you know we watched a couple nights ago we watched Bad Santa is that good I've never seen that it's a fun movie it's it's a little darker than it's a little darker than I expected love it you're going to love it funny it's sad is that the one with the Billy Bob thort a okay and Bernie Mack a g in great you know what's good the one jingle all the way jingle all the see that's jingle all the way with switcher and everyone loves it and sbad and they're trying to fight over the freaking action figure oh it makes me
5:04 happy you ever seen that Tom Arnold they're both trying to buy for their son the one toy that they want have you seen It's a Wonderful Life though no I haven't I'm going to watch that you're going to ████ with it I'm going to watch it who watches s the Santa Claus the the um oh classic classic Jingle All The Way Arnold SW how about Christmas have you guys seen Christmas Christmas with the cranks Yeah Christmas give cranks is funny is really good Jamie Lee Curtis is one you know what used to always come out to do you guys remember the claymation Rudolph and Matt TV would like parody yeah yeah yeah Rudolph red nor Ria yeah that was a good one it's great one fact that Matt TV bir it's funny that you remember that yeah but no cuz the Abominable Snowman the the dentist elf was like I want to be a
5:55 dentist and then Rudolph was like a gangster he's a total gangster and he would shoot he blowing away all dude I remember Christmas Story would always play all day on TNT when I was a kid 24 hours dude I watch that all the time that was the best do you consider Love Actually A Christmas I never watched that ████ bro which love bro I didn't watch that ████ I was just crying the whole time British people it's like a bunch of fragmented different love stories between people and it's like centers around the airport and then just there different stories where they go who who started it Liam niss it's like a of the cast Natalie pman Emma Thompson it's like one of those like movies where like everyone's in it that year that was like Mr Beans in it it's like it's like crash but [Laughter] Christmas that's exactly what what's
6:46 that movie with Jack Black and um uh the holiday the holiday the holiday I like that I haven't seen a movie such a long time seen that what happened that's a Christmas movie Cameron Diaz right I thought it was oh I did see that I saw that last year that was a good one that's the one where yeah yeah yeah like a Airbnb swappy swappy yeah yeah yeah yeah and she's like they he like makes someone makes trailers there like a they make or music music I think Jack Black was a soundtracks a trailer or something yeah so every year me and Nikki we do this ritual now which we've done for as long as we together 11 years sorry that's not that good for some people not much at all actually we pull out the decorations right we put up the tree and we play The Grinch the whole wow the Grinch is great OG Grinch the the I think it was like you talking
7:36 about that cat in a hat kind of one animation one the animated one the Jim Cary one is my favorite dude that one was good it's so long but it's cool it's impressive it's funny as ████ Ron Howard directed it I'm like you know what I did one Christmas I went on Netflix and I pulled out I think it was ████ airbud the Christmas Version yeah there was like a CH no no it was I don't it was one of those where where it was a bunch it was like a be movie hella like elves and it was really badly made and you know these guys they're little people right they ████ hate their jobs yeah and then there were like Santa's L's and I was just like it was the weirdest mushroom trip ever it was the saddest bee Christmas movie ever have you guys seen Earnest Saves Christmas no is that
8:26 one of the best ones it's one of the best ones really I think you had to grow up on though you guys might think it's ████ Whack Attack no I like old ████ if you like Ernest if you like Ernest I got a good lens for old ████ Ernest Saves Christmas is hilarious are there any cool like what are the like the cool black Christmas movies oh there's that one with Chris Brown I like that one which one's that last Christmas I beat Christmas up it last Christmas is it called Last Christmas I think it's Last Christmas I like that one with Megan good isn't it I beat Christmas I no Lauren London's in it I don't think Megan Good's in it Lauren London's in it Chris Brown Chris Brown I forgot what the name I think it is last Christmas Regina Regina Hall no Regina George for me girls I threw Christmas down the stairs holy ████ but it's has the
9:18 song stare of Christmas I think it is last Christmas no my this Christmas this Christmas damn is that good really like and it's like multigenerational people coming back but then if I watch it today I'm just going to be laughing the whole time cuz I'm like when is he going to beat her up oh no it's hard it's hard to watch Christmas well this is when he was a kid so it's when he he still he was still fresh on the SC it was pre beat up pre- beat up obviously the the Chevy Chase one which one is that one National L National Lampo that so classic yeah it's it's actually pretty good too it's just called Christmas vacation right yeah that is really good hey what's up guys just in case case you've noticed some of these lovely Jade pieces on some of our men here uh just know that you can get some for yourself over at the Jade
10:08 jeweler. uh visit our friends here at this site and check out some of the pieces they've got the selection is massive you can find all kinds of different designs and they even do some custom work so if you want to check them out uh we'll be very grateful we love these guys over at J Jewelers and uh we're happy for you guys to be able to get the same stuff the ones I have to watch is like the Santa Claus that one did you watch all three of the Santa Claus movies aren't there three there's four there's four I like Fred Claus one of the worst nights of my life is having Nikki over for like I don't know our second Christmas or some ████ and like I take her to my family's house in San Diego and my dad's like all excited he comes home with a ████ rental video cuz like Hollywood Video is still around for some reason at that time holwood video and my dad's like we're going to watch the Santa Claus 3 and I'm like what the the third one the ████ are we
10:58 doing is the best one I'm like I'm not like ████ 12 years old brother like I am literally a ████ 27y old man like what is wrong with you but my dad had so much joy and like Glee and you know ████ Holly in his eye or whatever he was just so excited to show us this ████ and we all just were like we were done in 15 minutes bro everyone just sat there and pity watched it for my dad oh it wasn't good it was terrible well I thought it was I thought the story was with Martin Short you know he plays like he plays like ████ Jack Frost he's like I'm I'm stealing Christmas and it's like oh ████ I really expected the story to turn around be War we all were like I got to go rap now we're all just like oh you guys left him there we just ████ bailed did he I got to go I don't know cat Fells falls asleep early don't worry about it here here's the one that I always have to watch too is a Charlie Brown Christmas Charlie Brown Christmas
11:50 one of my favorites I don't remember what even happens in that one it's so long ago they task him with the the duty of finding the best Christmas tree and bringing it back and he picks the s████████ one cuz he kind of feels for it and he identifies with it yeah they give him all his ████ when he comes back but then they they realize that they were wrong and they make it pretty they realize that the tree had AIDS and Charlie Brown has Aids HIV a deep cut Christmas I always have to watch a South Park episode that's like Christmas themed like one of my favorite ones was like Jimmy when he's singing like 12 days of Christmas and he's doing for like like 12 hours on 12 days oh yeah Christmas so fun did you like the Adam Sandler animated film 8 crazy nights is it 8 Crazy Nights remember it I haven't seen it it's a Christmas it's like a
12:40 Jewish uh Christmas mov he's he's just a piece of ████ and he just ruining the town every ████ it's actually pretty good it's like it reads like an old Adam Sandler movie but just animated yeah pretty good do you watch like one Christmas movie every day leading up like into December no maybe just like three or four for the whole time we do that we have like necessary ones it's like we're watching The Grinch while we're setting up y we're watching It's a Wonderful Life on a night where Nikki makes this like mold wine that's really good ooh and that s███'s fire mold wine is so good mold wine is so good and dude Nikki's mold Wine's unreal and then like we have to watch something else whatever the ████ it is it's a random one yeah the minute it hits December though I play only Christmas jams in my car oh cool hell yeah yeah I try to soak it up while I can because it's going to be gone and it's the new year and you're like oh oh miss Christmas cuz you want
13:31 theer you you guys remember A Christmas Carol the one with Ebenezer Scrooge and then he goes through yeah where he like shows him the Christmas Futures have you seen the live action or any of the versions of that movie cuz I've seen like um this really old one where like it it's like super old and then I've also seen one that's all like CGI oh yeah with there's a couple there's the Bill Murray one Scrooge oh yeah you want you want to you want to really call me gay this is one I watch it's not even a Christmas movie but it it has a Christmas section but I love the movie Rent oh the musical dude we got to kick your ████ ass I'll get my ass kicked over it's great sing the first song right now 365 hours 700 minutes that's my favorite how many cups of coffee are in
14:22 a year what's even gayer is that I don't like the Broadway version I like the movie way ████ better I've never heard anyone say that in daylight but there's but then half halfway through the movie they end up in Christmas and I'm like it's a Christmas movie but then every year we go to Big Bear and then I got to watch white Christmas in the cabin oh that's sick when it's snowing yeah oh that's beautiful I just remember being high school and being like keep singing choir and they're all nervous to finishing the singing wait so you actually go to a cabin every year for just to watch White Christmas me and smack yeah me we bring the bunnies if we have them like we yeah you just get a cabin just to chill and watch that's sick is there any ritual in there that you can share with us in the cabin yeah like like hot
15:12 chocolate it's pretty typical we just play with the buddies oh yeah one of the things you stay there like specifically over the Christmas like four days yeah four days and Christmas will land on one of those four days not during CH on actual Christmas I have to go to my family yeah but it's right before and then we one of the rituals is we we bring fences uh and then we let the bunny play in the snow that's the best is there a ritual where you guys are having sex with you um no we're not ████ we are a Christian over a over a fire yeah yeah we and we we use a fireplace cuz of course back home we don't have that ████ so it's fun yeah you don't have to clean it dude that's what pissed me off about my place no cuz it's so nice now I have too many fireplaces but they're all electric or whatever you call them ah yeah they're all like what gas I'm like I want some wood on this I want to put a
16:03 ████ duralog on this ████ like my old dur you know what I mean half the fun is is not half the fun is not knowing how to do the fire correctly and ████ up constantly and you're both just like trying to burn anything you can to get the fire going that's the best part of I don't ask too much my father-in-law does Duro logs every every ████ minute of every winter and I'm like damn that's all I want to do too but I can't do it cuz you get a fire pit well no but you spend like $500 for ████ gas or whatever yeah D I'm talking about inside D what's like a good Christmas dinner that you guys like always have yaku yukaku we always do hot poop for we always go to yukaku we do hot poop for Christmas and we can't we can't get enough yeah you do your own hot poot you like make it at home yeah it's easy though you go to ████ Hmart you get all the things just dumbs up I think ours is default to M's tamale
16:55 tamales that's that's how my my Latin house that's my side too we're so authentic we do ballute spaghetti oh ████ ballute spaghetti oh my no we just do spaghetti but but her so we go to her white side for Christmas time cuz like they live in like Long Beach or whatever and then they do like a an awesome spaghetti but then my favorite part is we actually do cigars outside it's like it's the guys so we all do cigars outside with whiskey it's sick fire you know what's another fun thing another fun thing to do on Christmas is to go to a Christmas car show oh yeah yeah because they're always at around that season they're way better and they're always toy drives so like and it's a big Flex all the like the nicer a car you have the more ████ you
17:45 bring to donate and the ████ mountain of ████ is crazy isn't toy drives what you call like Saturday night with smack at the Vlog cabin yeah hell yeah hell yeah pip hell yeah player oh it's so ████ deep Bo
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