0:00 foreign [Music] welcome back to another great episode of careful boys where we are currently off the Record very nice oh my God all right we got our Fred AC in the Discord who asked a pretty cool question I thought was interesting are we finally gonna talk about who is the hottest Asian man alive right now go I mean now we have no I'm just here we could do that no no I don't wanna that was for the next one but we could do that now no no no no no no we might as well it's just funny it's just funny for like a joke for like a three minute joke but I don't want 20 minutes of it can we do like see don't want to do that can we talk about how simulu is like typically the first Asian actor ever technically what is happening let's just go back to the first topic which one was that one
0:50 he didn't ask it yet I ████ it up so this is the one that AC um wanted to know what is your relationship with your partner's family oh do you hate them okay I want to tell you guys out then my mom says that when you choose your partner for long term and if you plan on marrying them she goes look at their family you're marrying their family and then she goes and then it's like can you be a part of their family too and I was like damn that's some profound ████ how do you even know this stuff when you had a horrible marriage and your divorce and you ████ suck at relationships actually you know what I actually tell people you marry your co-workers and you're actually uh no no yeah you marry your co-workers and you work for
1:40 your family that's what I tell people but I think that's why it's so important and that's why people have no hope and that's why people cheats not the reason why I say that is because people when they have problems with their spouse who do they ask advice they're co-workers okay co-workers are dumb as ████ and they don't have good relationships they're gonna ████ your ████ up other way around that's true if your significant other isn't a hustler and you're trying to be really entrepreneurial they're gonna bring you down how many people because you're bouncing ideas off they're your soundboard you know what I mean how many people have ruined their relationships because they have a idiot group of friends that's very true yeah in fact give them the s████████ advice ever but I'm gonna give him one more chance though yeah two black guys but maybe next time you won't have uh you can't open biological you can possibly have three
2:30 black guys so yeah so what's what's your relationship with your partners like so back so I think the hottest Asian guy is so so yeah the cool thing is I never met Hannah's family yet but I ████ love her parents and I chat with her dad like every day that's really really cool every day yeah almost every day we DM like through text yeah we we ████ slide into each other's DMS all the time and he teaches me about like like like football which is soccer in the UK he tells me about like that he's been to the States before and you're genuinely interested in these things you're not like I think it's fascinating because we're into the same ████ like we like business we like like history we like uh cultures we like a lot of
3:20 different differences and since he's been in the states like he worked um he had his own business like doing some kind of ████ I forgot what it was exactly but he came to Texas are you talking to him every single day I didn't get into his business yet but but what I did get into was his experience in the states uh and the the the differences in culture and just what he witnessed out here and he's really into cars and driving and ████ like I've never like talk girls and stuff hell no dude but we do roast Hannah together and that's my that's very good group chat with her and her dad no we just talk ████ behind her back oh that's bad that's effective that's way better and her mom's just sweet like she just she just always for different holidays or whatever she'll she'll you know hit me
4:10 up and I think like we'll have American holidays like American Mother's Day is different from UK Mother's Day or just different kind of stuff right so I think she doesn't do it for like Thanksgiving like Happy Thanksgiving or I was just like that's so interesting she's trying to like connect and be nice about Michael yeah but then even I'm just not like Thanksgiving is cool but I don't know he's like how about those Enderman caps does she hit you up and go like congrats on Independence Day you ████ don't be funny scumbag that's pretty cool that's unique I think and then um I'm I'm gonna be I'm gonna meet them soon oh face to face huh yeah and then my because it all happened because my mom was like I'm gonna be in um I'm gonna be in the UK says I'm gonna be on a cruise and I want to meet them and I'm like you ain't
5:00 gonna ████ meet them before I do and then she's like she's like why don't you come through and I'm like ████ maybe I will and then uh why don't you come through yeah she's like pull up she's like I'm gonna be there yeah and it's Ohana told her family and they're like yo let's ████ do this ████ so like Also let's ████ do this ████ you sound really cool that's pretty cool though everyone's old ass ████ dude like this might be the only time we all get to get to be together as a family and just be like hey what's up you should say that to them one word there yeah you guys are all there you should make sure it has anything yeah you guys are all old as ████ this might be the last time we see each other people love hearing you're ████ dude
5:50 you're like tales of the crypt keeper right now like that's door restaurants big enough to fit everyone over there I don't know man we might just be chilling at a park bench oh all right pubs are like hallways in there yeah yeah and then and then I don't know like we just kind of gets to see her family member she hasn't seen them in like a year or so then we're just gonna hang out you know she got some we all got ████ dying ass family members so I think this is gonna be a good time for everybody to get together yeah have you met her brother let me tight I didn't mean any of them whoa none of them not even once but they they're so cool and they've accepted me um so so nicely you know yeah sir did uh
6:40 Nina's Filipino family accept you pretty easily Anthony uh the sisters were uh they gave me a little bit of a harder time for sure I think she's also the baby so you know what I mean just like like they try to fake sister yeah big sister a little bit you know and then you know maybe it's because I don't know I was like a dancer who was online or anything like that too just like out of a protective nature trying to play my sister yeah you know what I mean just kind of a little bit more like chin up like you know like what's your intentions but her mom is like one of my biggest fans and supporters she subscribes I mean she knows everything that I do so she sees these for you guys and she knows all of your names she watches this show she's subscribed who's her favorite of all of us definitely not you uh she doesn't know about your good content abilities yet though does she think I'm Mexican what did she say about the Filipino uh she's probably watching
7:30 right now um she subscribes to everything she every single time I come over she's already asking like how's this person doing teaching in this country oh like are you guys going to rehearsal because I know that this person is missing because of this and you're like she never asked she knows the Skins bro like what is this Bart always says your sex however [Laughter] to the meaning there what is the meaning that she watches the show she knows exactly what the ████ that means uh she knows that my that's why I'm always kind of slightly discomfort laughter everything regarding those times because you're a gentleman dude yeah damn uh but no she's really uh always been like a a suite of just support of everything that I do and stuff like that and welcome you right away um but maybe that's also why the sisters wanted to kind of like be a little bit more like oh yeah but I I you know now that it's obviously like the knots tied
8:20 and everything like that it's it's great like I feel very you know comfortable and close with a lot of them um from like an actual personality point of view like of her she's got three older sisters that are like are half sisters from like a different dad but her next oldest one up is actually only two years older than me like my sister's age so I feel like generationally like there's there's relatability there and just things that we you know it's easy to find Common Ground her next oldest sister from there maybe um the middle sister of those three I maybe have like the least connection with but like she also has like the cutest daughter that like I ████ love sweet her man too is like one of the nicest dudes like ever and so we just ████ love that guy so you know that connection's really cool and then her oldest sister is like a Gemini who like is the only one in the family who likes to drink just like me so anytime we pull up to family parties it's just me and her immediately to like
9:11 the ████ bar so like our ability to connect is like super super cool and I've stayed at her house in Maui she lives in Maui and stuff like that so damn that's cool let's go really comfortable and then her dad her dad is Nina's dad is the only um Nina's her uh his actual daughter because he's the the one that came well I see I see okay yeah so she's a treasure then yeah so the fact that like I'm actually you know the man that's taking care of her daughter now me and him have a very like specific Bond as well like I you know that like he the way he expresses his like love and care for me too is just like a whole other level that like I'm just super thankful for so I feel really lucky with their family I really love her family too they accept you immediately or was he like At first I wanted you to be Pinoy no he's he's a real cool he put on my daughter's heart his name is Rocky he used to be a DJ he was in the World Series of Poker
10:03 back in oh ████ but he kind of got semi scammed for it it was a whole thing and and you know all this stuff he kind of had some like alcoholic spouts and stuff like that he's admitted this stuff in the ████ uh can you just podcast hilarious speech when he like gave a speech at me and he was like a family dinner that when my family hit their family came together for the first time for dinner um but he's just he's just a cool guy wears a leather jacket all the time sometimes post ████ selfies on Facebook does like live uh like DJs live streams his DJ stuff for people in the Philippines goes back to the Philippines where he used to spin uh every now and then and like does like private parties and stuff so he's like he's hip he sounds cool as hell sounds very Filipino does he have a DJ name this is DJ Rocky I mean if his name's already that's kind of cool it's a great DJ that's so cool I
10:53 feel really lucky um cool man yeah I love it I don't think we've ever heard too much about how your uh wife's family is with you and that's it we're not going to talk about it well to his family is they're really ████ cool but did they like you immediately okay it's so funny it's so funny how our stories go back to this but the first time I met Tiff's mom was at the prom it was like when I picked her up at the prom when you're that you're the problem ████ of 1950s dead it was before we even left to the problem you're knocking on the door you got a ████ robot we're all we're all the whole prom party or whatever was like meeting at someone's house and we took pictures and ████ and uh I met Tim's mom
11:44 there uh and her dad and her mom was like Hey like if you do anything I'ma ████ you up she said that she was like I'm gonna hit you with this part like she was like just and I was like I was like I was like yeah of course I'm not gonna do nothing did she look at the out the window Go China no she knew I was a cheetah oh but besides that like that was the only thing like that was the only time we've ever had knock on wood hopefully nothing else happens but but that was the only time where she had any type of not confrontation it was more playful but it was definitely like you know she was serious she has that look and she she kind of reminds me a lot of my mom so I kind of already know how to like like see her yeah but for the most part she's been great she's she's uh been always really nice to me there's an ongoing joke that like Tiff has that
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14:18 would expect you to walk in and all of them are doing the Chinese eyes yeah nah it's funny because they don't really yeah they don't do that stuff I wish they would you're a nice guy right yeah yeah try to be I try to make an effort I should have her home on time yeah of course wow you smash that night hey bro I did it I did it did you smash the night that you got married the first time yeah exactly there's an ongoing joke also at the gym that boy like I'm uh on anniversaries your boy always smashes dude that's an ongoing show I think it's a joke that's awesome guaranteed dude on anniversaries I'm 13 for 13. my boy
15:09 26 points yeah yeah like just but uh it was great they're really fun we love hanging out with them like I spent a lot of time with them you guys like do stuff yeah we spend a lot of time over there you know and because she's the one that's been taking care of all the puppies oh right right she's she's the do love all the the dogs that we have so you know yeah other than that I don't really have anything else interesting to say about that I met I met uh Tiff's little sister when she was like eight years old so she's known me her whole ████ life practically 22 now holy ████ so she's known me her whole life and she's she's like she's a sassy one bro so she like if somebody is rude to her like she's not afraid to speak her mind and tell people off she's a little Rosie Perez huh kinda but she's
15:59 very quiet she's very to herself but she's extra nice to me she's always she gets advice with Tiff all the time and I'm just kind of in the house like all right cool I'm not gonna say nothing it's all good with them so very cool what uh tip's Dad yeah I'm cool with them yeah he's cool he's a quiet dude super quiet like every traditional dad just watches TV yeah it doesn't share his feelings any type of connection at all like do you guys talk about anything or like kind of not not really actually no not really I just say what up shake his hand you know you just sit there and watch TV with him yeah I watch soccer with him or some ████ but most most of the time is spent with do you understand soccer not really because you know he's been learning about it as a kid I feel like everybody played it as a kid and then you just forget I'm just not really into it bro honestly if I'm gonna keep it real I'm just not really into it yeah it's it's hard but
16:50 they love it it's only it's really fun during the World Cup though of course the attention the idea of having an entire nation on like somebody's back for like a penalty kick or like that's just intense the last World Cup game and that was a fun thing because everybody was like we have no skin in the game but to watch them win was like oh ████ Argentina right they won yeah you seeing Messi get that that W what about your family Bart what's up with your family that's good that's it dude you're weird dude why am I weird why am I weird oh you're about your uh so Geo's dad's dad is that yeah wow thanks a lot Nick about his dad now yeah we got a great relationship right you know really ████ Nick man way to make it ████
17:40 down dude it's a really great relationships about Joe's dad while we're at it I know looks like hey let's trade dad stories here we go no but Jill's dad's like that too he's kind of like this like tough Macho Hispanic guy so um and for me like I always like I like to break all rules so the first time I ever met him um uh Geo said like the whole family kind of tripped out because didn't you kiss him yeah because he has like this you know like the what are the handlebar mustache he kind of like he has like slick back hair he looks like a um like a Mafia Boss like all white hair snake back and he just has like this to half your boss he's like this like demeanor and the first time I'm like hey Pop and I just kissed him on his cheek and you just see him freeze like my sons are money money and I think but from that point on
18:31 I think I set the tone we're like this was really hard he'll do whatever it doesn't really matter she knows that those are weird you know what's funny so I think the the Asian dude like weird dynamic lasted less than a week because I think once they got over that I'm more Fitness dude than I am Asian dude yeah what we all agree I don't feel like yeah like hey hey like like the cousins were like hey buddy you want to ████ grab a video [Laughter] it's not even like Asian is Just Fitness that's cool hey man he's gonna die but he eat dog
19:21 boy the first day that I we brought over I brought over Korean barbecue to make for them after they were all eating I was I always wanted everyone know this was dog your first time eating and then Julie now he's ████ around for this guy's a comedian now that's a good joke if you're an Asian guy going to a non-asian family yeah and bringing some food you should try it with the dog joke dude that's chocolate lab definitely try that it's funny because all the stories that you tell I'm like oh yeah that happens in my dynamic as well too that they think you're the fitness guy you just don't tell funny stories as well yeah once again I'm like oh yeah that's a good story that's how you tell content that's like those stories you're not the Chinese guy you're the fitness guy kind of well not really but yeah and uh Jill's older brother thought I didn't like him in the beginning because you
20:11 know like four camera we're on he's ████ crazy right you know but then like normal Gatherings I'm like just the chili yeah that's so true like this and it's like in the beginning like Jill's brother would be like yo it's not like me because like he's going ████ crazy on the show he goes no that's literally how it is like this boring like robot until it's like time to do it whatever yeah boring robot and then my relationship with uh Jill's mom's really good because I feel like growing up um you know you watch TV and you kind of have like this imagination of what the All-American household is like and my best friend across the street was like that like their parents are together they eat hot dogs the dad plays catch they play sports and then I'm at home doing ████ math and meditating like
21:02 but so I like my household was never what I thought it was supposed to be and then so going to Jill's mom's house where she's like oh you want pancakes it's normal like it's like just a very it's like a of a really tight relationship with her because I'm like oh this is the kind of mother and household Dynamic I always wanted as a kid can you come over she's like want to meditate exactly you're like ████ your stained glass window bread and what's cool is uh the little nephews and nieces will will tell me um all the little stories that they have with like their teachers and stuff because they all know about like JK and it's so like uh they'll be like oh yeah my teacher told me like they watch JK news and I was like oh ████ and then or they'll be like um what is she telling me oh yeah uh one
21:54 of the nieces when she was eight they're doing like a national um what is it called like uh like ethnicity Pride day and then she goes I'm Chinese and then the guy's like you're not shining my uncle's Chinese yeah but you're not Italian because she's Hispanic and like all Mexican school like in Montebello funny it's just like I'm Chinese she's representing her culture that's great it's like taika yeah that's so funny that's good how about you Steve oh dude I I've gotten on Nikki's dad like from the jump like I was I think just being respectful shaking his hand looking in the eye and like you know hanging out with him and
22:45 stuff it was big obviously I like sports that was really easy we both like football he likes baseball I think baseball kind of whacked but I like it if I can watch anything though I can watch any sports really and and um so yeah he's a doctor just gonna have a daughter the Dodgers when I moved to L.A so it's kind of easy and then um yeah Nikki said I was the only guy she ever brought home that he actually liked and would talk to but I think it's just because I gave him that respect yeah the first night I met him he did that thing of like the dad thing of like you know hey like that's my daughter like be cool and stuff and I I was just like yeah dude like I'll be super chill like um and I I think he kind of just immediately saw that like the way I treat her and like you know just opened the doors for her all stuff like that he just saw me do all what I do and then Steve being Steve yeah it's just too being respectful right just doing the base level respect things which like apparently is so ████
23:35 difficult for some people um and then you know meeting her family was easy too because like um she has the Filipino side and then she has the the white side and then like you know I'm like German in the ████ Irish and ████ and so meeting both sides everyone was like just raised in America except for her grandma like who's like from from the Philippines so it's just like everyone's just super nice and chill and then when we were doing like a barbecue deck to for first like I was meeting all them and they were meeting me um I brought like this dope ass barbecue spot and I was like you know because I'm like German I was like that's Jewish kids that you're eating right now and then they were like ████ you guys are very alike in different ways huh yeah and then and then I was like psyched it's not it's not actually Jewish babies but like did the white side of her family like laugh extra hard yeah yeah they were like oh that's so good like
24:25 look you got them laughs classic man I think for um smacks family it's super uh first time I've ever dealt with this but like her her mom and dad are very like hands off like they're not really uh it's it's almost like when I met them it was like meeting just cooler older people that she knows not really like parents are they like those modern parents that are just like we're gonna provide but then you be your own person because smack's kind of done her own thing from like a very young age so like she's over here over there they're in Australia so um when I when when they come here or if I'm over there and I'm interact with them it's just like chilling with cool people like her mom is very young seeming and I can talk to her about like she used to have like Australian muscle cars growing up and
25:17 she's just like a cool like cool person and she doesn't seem old so literally hanging with her like is kind of interesting because sometimes it makes smack look less chill because her mom's so chill wow that I'm like dude smack relax like your mom's cool and she's like no like but her mom's so like just like laid back that it doesn't feel like parental at all it's very weird very different from like how we would be used to parents being yeah do you have any uncomfortable moments with them ever no not at all like they're just so like easy going her dad is very um like he's kind of more the emotional side he's very like soft and like very nice and he seems more british-ish um but he's very cool like he I mean he's a handyman kind of guy he's like like built their house that they lived in oh wow those guys but he's not like overly masculine to a degree where he's
26:07 like trying to intimidate you at all like he's just super friendly fart in front of her mom like how chill is she I think if it flipped out she would probably just laugh that's nice she seen she comments sometimes on like some of the JK reels like so I know that she's seeing some stuff but she's like she's cool she has her own like she'll make little Tick Tock sometimes herself like just to be chill yeah it's really it's super I'm not used to that at all like in how we grew up like every parent seems like a parent they just seem super laid back old and boring and stressed with full of rules yeah I'm more used to that yeah but they're like her dad is very active like he'll do like motorcycle trips across the U.S like with his friends and stuff like they they don't do things that like our parents would really do
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