0:00 thank you [Music] all right welcome to another awesome episode of the careful boys and of course we have a guest favorite hey Jason Chinese thank you so much for having me why do you do it like that it's fake it's announcing it thank you for having me yes I don't say it like that you just said it like play it back dude you just said it like that man yeah yeah do your precious JCPenney that was a good like announcement like oh thank you so much that was very nice like that hey don't bulldoze me okay
0:54 before we get there what was your uh first impression of everybody well I tell you just go down the line start with Bart start okay then you're gonna tell don't look at me orgy story yeah you got it you're ████ right in the face what's the first impression so it is okay I'm gonna say it yeah orange is innocent too if you do it all the time okay so what's your first impression of Bert but one day Bart stronger Bart um you know goes this way I I love because I I never seen you do like I watched jko a long time ago you know and then um I never seen you do it live and it's really fun to see all of you riff but it's really
1:46 fun to see you riff that because all of you have like different style we just met today too is the thing yeah all of you guys have like we're talking about bart yeah but you said everybody so I'm just doing the ████ gumbo right now man I'm doing a gumbo dude 's the gumbo low and slow all right yeah man I'm doing a gumbo okay yeah keep going keep going I love gumbo I love um I like gumbo too yeah that's what I did at gumbo I thought it was a combo experience oh you heard combo combo like he's combining our names under the experiences okay good we're back we're back on track now so what was your first impression when you met Bart for the first time Bart um what that that was that was it it's
2:36 just I mean I feel like it's just the whole vibe of the place it's just you guys have a good time nice time who are you immediately like I think I can connect with that person and then who are also like that person I would least connect with uh what I knew Nick before and he he's always so nice so nice you know and then Ryan when I met for the first time too he was also so nice what in the process of elimination just me is the least favorite that you connected with Anthony's a little Brash you know what I mean a little rough around the edges no you're also super nice to me too is the thing for you everybody's also yeah you're like really nice to me too isn't it you know everybody is seriously yeah seriously that that was my impression I'm not yeah and you you like a lot of the times sometimes like uh on the article and then if I'm not saying stuff you'll go oh what do you think and
3:27 that's like you include me and I really appreciate that no because sometimes I say that's so nice that's so nice thank you that's all I wanted no and then you too is the thing I mean everybody what's everybody's catchphrase um okay you're that so nice um yours is Ryan's wild action is about me Ryan you were wild or whatever is the key word of the topic he tries to make it into another word that doesn't make any sense Oh you mean you mean Oh you mean like red Zyrtec why does he have a smug laugh that's
4:19 board turkey turkey and Borton Burt work okay so sometimes it works sport is good what else what else what's another catchphrase um Bart's catchphrase is obviously something that nobody could ever predict so it's not a catchphrase he always comes at it just like right when Bart always has a certain moment in a video where he'll just say something and I go wasn't seeing that coming at all and but I'm glad he added to it because now it's like now we're on a different path you should this isn't Bart's catchphrase musical catchphrase like for instance when we were talking about the Indonesia um soccer game and he goes I'm gonna find more floor to cover myself yeah nobody would have seen that coming I wouldn't have said that you know what I
5:10 mean that's good it's good Ryan Amaze is just obviously the running gag is he knows someone that died that's the running guy that's the running gag he says that every time today today it's really funny hey I know it I know a dead guy that said the same thing as in Colleen she just tip of the Hat [Laughter] she goes I I agree with that sentiment and she goes yes I agree with the sentiment and then me obviously is I just I'm always accepting of everything everybody and I have unless I'm about you yeah you're inclusive because it's not about me okay no no no no no no no Nick Segways out of things yeah you're good at that you're
6:02 gonna including can right candy here like what's can's catchphrase I put them on blast and bulldoze them like that that didn't take me all right so it's Joe's so right before you do Joe's the best we'll get to this prompt uh we were just talking about auditions because I know a lot of us have been in uh on an audition before and you said you had some strange stories with Lady first oh ladies first you said first for auditions yeah any audition story um the lady is going to choose Anthony to talk about his um experiences oh you got to do it then yep you have to Bro experience it too Ryan's wild man I just want to straight back to me right away huh yeah have you what have you auditioned for um are you talking about like acting or
6:53 is it are we talking well things I wasn't that much who has the balls to make you audition for dance though is the real question well you know you have to audition for like not Anthony Lee okay the leader of the kinjas he's not bulldozing I'll tell you that sorry sorry there was there was one audition that I went I don't know if I told this here before um but uh so one time uh when I had just gotten an agent uh I I you know when you just get signed you're like I better show up to all these auditions and I had known that auditions weren't for me I'm just not really that type of person for people who do it it's like ████ cool I respect that I think that's like a serious skill and stuff I'm not very good at it and I just don't really like that feeling as much um just go in there and then just like kind of the feeling of needing to of course I think the idealism is just do
7:43 you but really it's like outperform everyone um and I just I'm not that kind of a performer or dancer or anything like that sometimes they have a direction they're like oh it's not outperforming but they're just like oh I don't like this style but that style Maybe yeah so back to my story um so uh so basically there's this time where uh I got this call to come in uh or a couple times I got a call for an audition I was like I don't really like that I don't realize so I didn't show up and then my uh my agent was like Hey You Gotta kind of shovel from ████ audition I was like yeah you're right next time I'll go uh I'll go to the next audition right and then you never know when you're gonna get a call when you get a call they're just like uh this time this place you gotta wear this blah blah this type of campaign can you make it and it's always the assistant calls you or emails you so can you make it and you have to be like oh yes I can yes I can't uh no I can't so finally um I uh I wasn't ready to get an
8:33 audition it was just like a random Thursday or some ████ like that and uh I'm um forward man I'm a little nervous to tell this for whatever reason uh we decided to take shrooms that day oh ████ micro uh no a full dose yeah so close not a grand plus but like a good dose like I'm I'm eating stems and caps right oh no and then um why did you guys have that idea why not did it take shrooms Yeah Tuesday you know it's because sometimes you just for an audition no you don't know when you're gonna get auditions sometimes your agent just hits you up yeah yeah yeah it's just like this audition right and I skipped out on a bunch of auditions and then finally we get I get hit up but I'm already kind of like on shrooms and I had already told them I was like yo like I um I I promise we'll go to the next one so this is the next one oh ████ so they called me up and I was like oh ████ oh
9:24 and they're like yeah you promised to go the next one I was like oh ████ okay yeah I'm gonna go and they send me the information and I checked the information it's like we're business casual right but when you're on shrooms you don't know things the right way have you taken Insurance before no has anybody taken shoes so the bottom half is business casual and the top is oh you thought it was business casual well right I took it twice and both times I didn't really feel anything explain to like a general person what the effects of shrooms are if you could explain that I don't even know because I didn't even feel it what about you nick uh when I took it when I felt a nice effect was I was in Zion and I just felt very euphoric I felt like my mood was definitely elevated more than usual and I just felt like I don't want to say it makes you happy but
10:14 there's like a you just feel a little bit more light and then I feel like perspective wise you're thinking about things a little bit differently than you normally would if you were so open-minded yeah you're a little bit more yeah a little more optimistic a little more open-minded how long does it take to wear off and when you realize you're not in Zion and I was like holy ████ yeah in the office whoa you're just in Buca di Beppo oh yeah yeah I would say I would say a place I would say another way to describe it uh is like you feel like a child yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's a good way to explain it maybe that's why it doesn't work I would like so yeah maybe that's why people always yeah so like when you're a kid and you're interested in curious in something you like that might take up your whole world even if it's really small yeah um and and you just have a joy you have a curiosity you want to explore things if something else distracts you you're
11:05 something like oh that's shiny that's cool and you kind of just go off as well right so I get called in for this audition my dumbass is like oh I have to go because I said I would go even though I'm on ████ drugs um and then uh it says business casual suddenly I don't know how to dress business casual yeah and that's your house describe business casual because how would a kid know that if you're in child like Wonder I would think um probably slacks right you have to wear a dress shirt you have to be tucked in but you not necessarily have to have a tie right maybe a blazer um and show a little skin independent absolutely right so that makes perfect sense it's very Basics very simple my dumbass decides like oh dude this is casual what should I wear I go get a maroon v-neck I get these like uh suede uh olive green pants that are cuffed at the bottom fire
11:55 I put on leather boat shoes and I wear a Navy twill uh blazer with leather uh elbow pads and I think to myself I'm schnazzy that's like the word yeah this was named Fonzworth Bentley or whatever yeah like not appropriate for the regular type of business casual business casual if you're businesses you work at I don't know Barnes and Noble yeah maybe maybe but for this type of like corporate business casual they're looking for exactly what bars right like a stock broker guy exactly like we're talking too far off I think the colors might be a little he was a little more artistic I haven't thought of that you think it's not too far off right until you show up and the thing that they were casting for and remember they're casting for a particular type of look they're looking for an Asian American you know what I mean like XM x height blah blah
12:46 business casual like Harold yeah so when I walk into this room there's 12 or 13 other Asian dudes that look exactly like me yeah that are wearing the exact same business casual like a dress shirt tucked in tie all around the same exact look and I'm the guy in both shoes and like a v-neck are you still have shrooms but she stood out though so when I walk in and you see and think about like this there's only so many Asians that look the same that get casted for this type of role right when you're saying guys you see exactly you're seeing the same type of it's like you're walking in and looking at yourself so imagine being on drugs and seeing like 10 or 13 other oh ████ yeah at the same time right and I started tripping the ████ out right and this is for a cell phone I think it was for Samsung at the time right and then uh like literally the first thing I do
13:36 right obviously everyone's already staring at me and when everybody's staring at you you're already paranoid yeah but whenever it's actually looking at you it's a whole other level of like you're like all right and then the lady gives me a ████ sign-in sheet to fill out same thing I never ever ████ had to write anything ever on streams before right oh wow I was writing like it was my off hand like it looked like a kid was trying to ████ put letters together they were going through it bro I was just going through it right and then here's here's how bad I'm going through it right after that I see a homie who like I haven't seen in years and he's also auditioning for the role and he's like yo Anthony I'm like trying to keep myself composed so I'm like what's up man and he's also on troops but he looks just like me I'm looking at a mirror right at a sober me then they called me and I go ████ just audition
14:26 the guy's having me hit my markers like you know take a photo here stand with the product here hit this Mark stand by the tape blah blah look up say this one and the guys who's trying to direct me to do basic stuff but I'm like it's not a real self one he gives me he's giving me a styrofoam block so when he gets you can stop I like kind of laugh I think it's fun silly oh man you know that's not a building that's just the green screen directing that I'd cast you immediately except the guy halfway through he's like dude this is your first audition and he was ████ annoyed because I couldn't I was not positive I'm not gonna look and be like dude I want shrooms those casting people can be dicks too they could just be default ████ too by the time I get out of this thing because shrooms is also this thing of like Euphoria too when you're when you're finally back in a safe space it like you
15:18 really I feel feel good right so after being in that I was so ████ up I get back to my car and when I'm like away from everybody else so I finally get back to my car and I start hysterically cracking up that's so funny it's so dumb that I just did that and had to go through such a weird experience looking at like 13 other Asian guys that looked just like me going for the cell phone role on a styrofoam block and I was just on the streams looking like an idiot I look like an idiot so you got the part no dude that'd be awesome if you got it you showed up to set sober and they're like what happened you used to be so chill everybody just Segways into Anthony and his drug use over the years you can't he can't perform [Laughter] it no but I will say though that was my
16:08 last audition ever I just after that after that I was just like because then all those copies of you gave you the idea to start kinjas no ████ exactly was that a dance or was that acting audition that wasn't a dance at all that was purely like I would love to see the footage of that ████ yeah when the agent's just like do you want to just do this what type of roles do you look for and I was like at the end of the day I'm like whatever you think like oh you're an Asian person you're down to act I'm like yeah I'm down to act you know you're a nation person have you ever filmed yourself on shrooms and watched it back when you were sober no that would be hilarious because it's like what you think is happening and then what's actually happening and then to cross-reference that and see if that was actually the case you did it uh no we had a uh we so we had this JK trip we were went out to Vegas and um we all smoked in the hotel room and then we decided to watch Tropic Thunder
16:58 but before we were going to watch Tropic Thunder we're like oh this would be great we should record ourselves so we I remember setting up the camera and then we're like oh we have to there's like maybe like four or the six of us inside the room we're like we have to push the beds together so we pushed the beds together and then it's one of the guys was like oh ████ I think like the smoke is leaving the room it's gonna ████ they're gonna be on to us and then we're like no we're done smoking we haven't we haven't there is no smoke in the room and so the whole time we're like most of us are watching uh the the movie the other dude was rolling up towels and stuff in the bottom of the door class yeah the whole time and then I remember laying there and uh watching the movie and going this is the most boring movie I've ever seen in my life and I ████ love Tropic Thunder because I just remember the intro where it has like
17:48 that like old school like military style like like classic rock music and then the helicopter like just flying through the jungle I was like how long are they gonna hold on the shot dude what the ████ man it doesn't smell like forever wait you love the movie but you're watching it high and didn't like it all hated it we all had the same sentiment that sounds like you're watching Apocalypse Now yeah we're all watching it we all hated it there's a dude stuff in the ████ towels at the bottom of the of the door he was killing the vibe dude yeah and then we I watched I re-watched it and it just how intense the room felt when you watched the actual video it just looks like a guy like like the most boring like security it became that wow I mean watching us operate in the room oh I know what's crazy in your head yeah because in your head you're like dude is this movie ████ work oh yes so what like it just
18:40 seems like really big and then when you watch the video it's like this is kind of boring huh that's really boring like that oh wow yeah the reactions are way lower than this idea was it to film yourself watching tropical it's a good idea it was mine because we used my laptop because one of my buddies he he like micro doses a little bit here and there and sometimes he'll be like hey man sorry if I was being weird earlier you know I was I was I was streaming a little bit and I was like you weren't being weird at all you were being completely normal didn't notice a thing but like whenever you do those drugs you're always so ████ deep in your own head that you think like oh my God I'm probably being such an idiot right now but in reality you're just the guy moving the Zyrtec bottle you know it is like that though like even when I was driving to that audition I knew that it was regretful because when I got in my
19:30 car and I was in traffic the lane was breathing and moving right so in my world I was looking at the freeway and like this was happening on the freedom I was like this is the ████ craziest thing but I bet you the guy next to me is looking at me and he's just seeing the guy who's like super focused yeah probably yeah yeah you know what I mean like nothing's actually happening do that with your hands again that's pretty cool thank you this expert dude if you want to know a funny audition thing when I first started auditioning which was like early um early 2000s like 2007. I went in for like one of those like Blockbuster auditions where it's just your head and you're just talking and then they ████ asked me to do it in a Chinese accent how did you do it just randomly show us right now well because first they were like you know it's you got to be cool tell them like you know written videos is cool like it's one of those things yeah and then after I did it they were
20:21 like okay now do it like um like Asian more Asian I was like more Asian how'd you do it and I was like I was like going to a Filipino accent they were like no no no like Chinese I was like dude I'm not gonna ████ do that ████ yeah and then I ████ did it anyway do you think it was pretty good yeah I felt like a ████ ████ I literally was like oh you know video is so cool random videos like this sellout dude yeah and then and then I walked out that was that was your Chinese accent yeah really ████ up and then I walked out and then really ████ up and then my other friend who's also not Chinese it's like am I gonna have to do that ████ foreign
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