0:00 I wish my my new girl is invisible I'll do that kid invisible my girl my girl can smell cookies [Music] anywhere welcome back to careful boys today we are talking about the only type of woman the only type of woman that we would leave our wives for whoa all right start with Nick yeah Nick's going first dude that's and then Colleen tell us to shut the up each time 100% damn who's this imaginary girl I'm really trying to think about this that I mean she's got to be pretty cool right I don't know man no you have to basically what does she have that your wife doesn't got have depends on you knowing actually yeah cuz that that's a real tough video what does she have that your wife doesn't I want what we're that is
0:53 that's why line that never gets hurt ill or um injured anything never love that says no no no just I want them I'm tired I want them to be like Wolverine even if they get they heal immediately because they I don't have to worry about them dying oh does it have to be a woman or protecting um for for the boys yes for the girl um no oh you get to answer to then she I get to wait what no I want to I want to who's your dream guy oh I want a wife that doesn't get hurt so then you don't have to worry about her lit I like that I like that so she falls out of a tree safe answer too I don't know that's very safe Dam it damn well I'm constructing my perfect woman okay all right then I
1:44 wish my my new girl's invisible I'll do that I'm just kid invisible my girl my girl can smell cookies anywhere she smell cookies anywhere she could spell a pie from 10 miles away a Fresh B cool wow safe answer thanks I know one I know one she always knows what she wants to eat oh oh that's sick constructing the perfect wife yeah so far so good that's good never gets ill never she's not scrolling on the Postmates for to Long yeah when you when you hungry she's like has a suggestion mhm I like that damn I got one she has to be exactly the same as On's right now but exactly the same that I said my wife needs to be
2:36 invisible that's way better answer than that that's way better cuz I better not see her no difference at all you would leave her for an actual replica of herself you would cheat on your wife with your wife no she's not going to watch this video don't worry she's not going to watch this you never know wife never watch she's a very good supporter that's sght shha all right so su's out thanks that's really hard actually yeah that's really hard let me give you a better that's why I'm constructing the perfect wife you guys suck at this oh a girl that let me step on the back of her head come on god dude hey you stole mine you stole mine did I oh wait you're telling me you don't step on Nikki's back no I do I do okay I was about to say you're about to you're about to ruin the veil for me more than I don't has to be exactly the same but she can drive oh
3:28 my God Sasha doesn't drive you real that's a good one you that's a hit yeah that's a direct hit bro she can't drive dog is killing me I like ████ got to turn your blinker on ████ no no no like she doesn't even have a driver license oh ████ and she promised me she would get it at 21 she going to get it yet it's it's it's 9 years now I how does she get places she just Ubers Ubers or me or walks oh ████ okay my answer she afraid you want to wife that drives obsessed with sports not just like Nikki where she watches football and stuff like that and she likes the Packers obsessed I feel like you're going to get annoyed with that though nah dude I feel like you're going to be quite upset standing up screaming D I'm into it yeah but what if she likes game like teams that you don't like and then you that's where going to be the conflicts see and
4:19 she points out what's wrong with the ones you do she calls the Eagles it's okay Nikki already s████ all over the Cults all day every day so it doesn't matter okay okay oh I got a serious one I got a Ser this is ████ sounds so lame but I wish Tiff atee pork Oh that's a good one I wish she ate pork don't eat pork she don't eat pork she don't eat pork doesn't eat meat really oh yeah that's a good one that's a good one no steak dude there's a way there's a way Hanah was a ████ vegan liberal I ████ turned that ████ me too you don't do that you don't you don't ████ you it's cuz you keep making such good tacos so she has no reason to ████ dip out you made some s█████ terrible vegan tacos she' be like you know what maybe I'll try me yeah it looks like a gnome dude maybe like a Clansman yeah Korean Clans boy looks like he wishes he didn't say the driving
5:10 thing dog for this hey guys um I can't make it to a next session I can't come anymore my wife found the videos and where they're posted she found the they said you guys are bad influences I would I would uh be with Mystique and just have her turn into smack oh shut the ████ you yeah sometimes when I want to feel like the good old B when I want to reminisce which ain't going to be often sad to tell you 90% of the time an alien I want you to be the nakatomi plaz the whole ████ building I think I have to construct the perfect wife and
6:00 then cheat this way because if I just go like Angelina Jolie i' ████ leave Hanah for Angelina but then I don't know Angelina and the reality is you're going to ████ get there and you're going to be like ████ this ████ I want to go back the odds are also the odds are against you that she would be saying that about you too no that's the odds well Angelina Jolie she's probably not saying she would leave someone for she why am I with they don't have a choice this ████ prompt dude yeah yeah yeah that's not a part of what Steve's game is that's not fair to and they could reject you imagine imagine the the the you leave and then she's like but I don't even want you why did you leave Hannah I'm not attracted to you and I'm like wait wait wait Steve but Steve said but that's like that's what happens when guy you know like when a dude have you
6:51 ever SE well I guess you don't see it but like if a dude had someone on his bucket list and he actually met him he's all you're on my list bad of girls I could hook up with B ████ are you dude so bad no game zero game negative game well Nick yeah morning Nick dude yours is the one the most weight leaving Tiff for this I watch sports with Tiff that's pretty sick we watch all the fights that's pretty cool so I can understand you're like yeah it's fun it's fun um ████ dude I'm really trying to think here yours is the answer that the only answer anyone cares about anyway yeah that's true what about you you've been with smack forever too yeah but that's not like you but that's the thing too is like I don't know nothing else you know what I mean it's like that's such a real
7:41 ████ it is it's like it's like yo this is ████ but that's what makes your answer all the more entertaining because it's like what could you even possibly how would one imagine you know what I mean dude it's it's so crazy how it's like our lives are so intermeshed where it's like yeah I can't we I think about sometimes well not think about it but it's like we have these conversations with each other like what the ████ would we do if we ever like got separated yeah or something like that and it's like ████ like I now even more than ever I can't even imagine that but man you guys just got to make some up be entertaining I don't fight about food with Hannah but I think it's just funny yeah you guys are like be entertain the meat one's good the meat one's good I wish Nikki ate steak brother pork I got one he's got to be so attractive Ive successful funny
8:32 but no other chicks like him hey that's a real but isn't that what makes him attractive cuz other girls do want him no now there's no competition but he is genuinely all that cool more friends yeah that isn't so girls look at him and go but then you see him and you're like such a woman so at your wedding are your friends like hurling up buckets and ████ no they're like why would she get with it it's not like one extreme or another it's just they're not attracted to yeah they're just they don't they feel nothing yeah they're just like oh not my type puking yeah why would she even get with a guy like that Brad but every guy sees him as attractive so they don't try to get with you ████ so now he's just attracting all the gay dudes and he might turn one day
9:23 oh no you could always turn you could always turn it's always on the table I want her to own a that's lit you don't think Hannah can own is zoo I don't think Hannah can own is she well no I'm saying she doesn't have one right now that kind of metal if someone came to me and be like doesn't have one right now she's not good with animals check it out it's like a it's like a it's like a diddler like dangling a ████ kid with like a candy right totally like that if someone was a zookeeper straight up don't even own it they're just they got the keys to the zoo oh so they just have access I yeah like that's how low class I am like you don't even have to own the zoo if you got the keys and you're going to let me in but it's only I might leave so you would leave her for the last locksmith that worked at the zoo I might cuz dude I never been inside the
10:15 penguin area and I that's one of my dreams NOP only Mir cats you were swim with the Penguins no I just picture myself like laying down in all these penguins are just like around me yeah yeah tearing you up like you know like when you have like puppies right on the ground and all these puppies are like I just think like P like little penguins all around there's no feeling like that it's more about like your experience than it is about your wife yeah the owner yeah no that's not the owner it's just someone who access doesn't dude the fact that he said but she doesn't own one now I like the idea of dangling a kid while a diddler what's a diddler doing down there by the way he's like o D what the ████ that's crazy tangling kid hell of a visual dangling balls a
11:07 diddler dude that's me yeah it's good dude yeah I think I'd question my like I'd be like damn that's I don't know you're going to let me go into the Tiger cage but then like I could feed them some shish kebabs or whatever and then I that's like my life from now on man that really beats squeezing juice beats being a juicer cleaning bathrooms all day squeezing cleaning up tiger ████ all day I rather clean up tiger ████ and be like yo I'm a zookeeper now yeah yeah yeah sorry this is my new life guys life becomes that hell yeah and then I'm giving tours like people come through and ████ they'll be like um I'm I'm going to do like the 7:00 tour or whatever and then I'll be like all right sunset at the zoo here we go at eater section all this ████ and they're like how you got here I'm like I married the
11:58 ████ owner I hope Hannah doesn't see see this this going to be crazy she she's going to be heartbroken I would I want my new chick to not like to show Severance at all I want my uh new chick to be uh Nancy Pelosi oh you're going to be rich as ████ I should have thought about that to die would you did like previous to dating right like did that ever matter to you like how rich someone was never thought about it you know what it it didn't but m i my first girlfriend ever like she wasn't rich but she just had some amount of money whereas I had zero amount and she bought me Burger King and I thought that was the greatest thing on earth you're like bro you're rich cuz I was like 156 men don't focus on how much money women make but women
12:49 Focus so much on how much men make yeah I started talking to a girl that was entrepreneur and all that and then I was like really interested in her life but that like it like I just thought it was fascinating that someone that age was dropping 20K uh table service at a club and but I'd have that same Fascination if it was a guy sure so it wasn't it wasn't attractive like ooh girl blow that money on me yeah but it was like how did you get there I think some and we're like 23 huh I think some guys are attracted to that yeah but they're like jigo my new chick doesn't drive like a ████ maniac my new chick that's a big one my wife I will say is a good driver but it is stressful being next to her sometimes I'm like has
13:40 she what's her accident record she's only been in two accidents um but one of them was was not her fault so damn you a girl that could drive that's my that's a that's a man so many of them n dude you know what I think it's cool when girls know how to back up a trailer and everything yeah that s███'s sick when a chick knows how to back up a trailer that is sick back you know what I'm saying dude you guys just want ████ men yeah you just want a dude bro whoa whoa what the ████ they're like I want a girl that could go shooting with me I want a girl that'll ████ do this and that it's like whoa whoa whoa I didn't say any not you just a lot of guys out there stop calling me a man Joe it's cool when they like sports what do you want yeah stop it it's hot they just want a guy best
14:32 friend that they can have sex with yes yeah pretty much but on the flip side do girls want that they're like I want a guy that could do all the hobbies that I do she's right there sheol can you even imagine yourself like with a different with subin yeah I could be with subin what the ████ like a relationship with me and Su yeah like can you imagine it without making you laugh like you a different person other than Tiff damn I know cuz you guys been together for a lifetime how long's it been now 15 years in January you guys married there's you know what's crazy there's going to be a time this point there's going to be a time when you guys spent more years together then single yeah and that's probably be that's probably going to be yeah ████ next year or
15:24 so that's dope that's cool that's cool man congrats thanks man appreciate it I got lucky I got lucky because people mold into each other and we kind of mold into each other a little bit Yeah you become a unit that's the best that's the other thing too is like oh ████ you realize you're like yeah I kind of end up liking the ████ that she likes now she kind of likes the ████ that I like I'm catching myself looking at interior design I'm like what the ████ who am I dude Hannah forgot how to open up jars and I forgot how to do dishes so like okay here's a little of you know and like I like cooking a lot so I'm always cooking and then and then tips cooking and then now she's like yeah I kind of like we should have our friends over we'll cook for them and I was like all right let's ████ slow your roll a little bit I don't need the boys seeing the boy cooking I was like I was like you know how long that would take to prep that many people in this house that's the money adds up too yeah for sure for sure you know what I really
16:16 really ████ appreciate when you come home from a long day work and ████ dinner's ready low keto that is the best ████ you're just like that is a ████ best dude I love you it's the little things for real I really do and and the whole like tips been cooking a bunch for dinner and she's like oh I hope it's good and I was like dude it could be a pile of ████ yeah I'll be like whatever yeah if it's there especially if it's like dude I get home like 9:30 sometimes I'm like nice gesture yeah for sure what does she make she we we've been doing uh actually she kind of learned how to cook through Blue Apron oh no ████ yeah cuz it's like they give you the instructions it's like basic fundamental cooking steps Ain no no brand deal here sorry my bad my bad my bad she learned to cook you have to say she learned to cook through Express VPN what's our sponsor what's our just say just say no but it's been kind of cool to see that change and you're like yeah
17:06 dude that's cool man what's she making though like what what kind of so last she just made some steak and some potatoes some mashed potatoes the other night she made some shrimp and some some some roasted potatoes and then Monday she made some pasta I was like damn she going off good macros hell yeah only 600 calories per meal for all of you guys that have known of somebody leaving their wife or someone what was that person that they left for or like who was the new person paral hood rat dude this is younger uh younger girls I what I feel like guys what's the common thing cuz I feel like when guys um leave their wives it's like it's how that other person makes them feel that's what it really is it's like it's cuz they're still like having sex with the other person so it's like I think the the idea of just living a different life or having a new experience with that person is like that's the novelty of it is what
17:58 makes them do that but then when they eventually like decide to like I'm going to be with you it's like dude ████ this I'm out like I've seen that happen a lot more where guys think that this chick the side chick is like who they really want to be with yep they go with that person and then they're like fails and then they'll eventually be single and they're just like out about I've seen that all the time failure rate like 90% And it's more of like just the moment and rather than like what this person's the fantasy the chase is so hard specifically for men because like men thrive in like chasing women oring they're more in love with the imagination of what it could be exactly instead of the what it is remember and the last video we were talking about like oh the idea of like when you actually have sex with somebody and you're like oh yo I can't we started from like not knowing each other thinking of the road yeah like I know a ton of guys who are addicted to that the
18:48 hunt the hunt and the Chase and then once they get it they're like yeah whatever take a picture with her yeah yeah yeah it's it's a trophy it's a Never Ending Story yeah it's a thirst you know what I mean like I know I know a buddy who just who left his lady at that time that was for a while but when when he got to a different state and he just realized that the energy and the vibe was different and you know he thought it's going to be a whole new world or whole new Vibe and dipped and then next thing you know it didn't even last a month damn dude I'm talking state to state and I was just like looking I was looking at him like I feel genuinely bad for the stormchaser guys like that yeah cuz they'll ████ their whole life up they'll literally throw everything away that they had that was good or all this work that cuz you know like when you're in a relationship that sh takes so much ████ effort dude amount work to get
19:38 it to be where what you want it to be that's the work you know it sucks for people who really believe that the person that they want to be with just has to be that person day one yeah it doesn't take both of you guys changing through each other it's like it's no it's who you end up as together but the the false pretense of like oh I'm looking for this type of person but it takes both people to want to put in otherwise it just never works you're not the same guy when you started this relationship anyway now and I feel like the people that go in with like this is the ideal mate that I have like those are the people that always end up being disappointed constantly yeah yeah and they just think of it like like they just need to select correctly yeah it's like no bro do what we did lower your standards yeah all the way down all the way to the ground all the way down cuz guess what you're not that cool and the people who not that special no one likes
20:29 you that much so you got to put the work in you boom that's what it is and the people who does look for the this is the ideal man majority of the time always fail
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