0:00 If I go to my father-in-law, and I'm like, "Hey, dude, toe goes is coming, brother." >> 3 YEARS? I THINK THAT'S ████ CRAZY. >> HEY, WHO WANTS PIZZA? EVERYBODY WANTS PIZZA? HELL YEAH. And you're like, "Are we going to get pizza? What the hell?" Dude, I was fighting for you. I was FIGHTING WITH A ████ GOD YOU. WELCOME BACK to Careful Boys. Today, the boys debate if Ryan waited way too long to propose. Wait, what? >> Ryan who? What? Ryan [laughter] who? That's the prompt. That's really your prompt? >> Yeah, that's the prompt. How long? How long did you wait? I didn't I don't think I waited. >> What do you mean? How long were you with Smac? 10 years about. Yeah. That's good. And he just proposed? Is that weird? How about this? The moment that you guys had agreed in your relationship, you're
0:50 like, "I'm going to marry We're going to marry." >> Oh, like the first time we talked about it. >> Yeah, we're going to get married, and then to the moment that you proposed, how many years was that? I feel like we probably talked about it maybe maybe about like four or five years in, like halfway. But is you definitely made her dad wait. >> [laughter] >> I mean Your story, dude. Your words, your story. >> My dad was waiting, too. >> [snorts] >> Wait, when? How many years ago did you ask her dad for permission? Uh I think it was When did I last go there? Maybe like 3 years ago. Wait, that's actually ████ up. That's ████ crazy, bro. You're asking permission and then proposing 3 years later is crazy. >> That is ████ up. >> That is good. It's supposed to be the same year. Yeah, he's like, "I can't wait. It's going to happen." >> You haven't talked about this, you see? This is ████ up. Asking permission and waiting 3 years is crazy.
1:41 >> Why is it crazy? What happens if you do that? Nothing. You get married. >> Oh, oh, people get bored. Nothing happened. The The old man's like waiting on the tip of his tongue. It's on the tip of his tongue. What world do you imagine that that's bad? What happens? No, it's not it's not it's not right and wrong bad. It's society of Remember, think about how you do this. You you you go up to her ████ father and and you guys are like crying in whatever Starbucks or whatever when they're in the bathroom, right? And then she's like, "Dude, I can't believe I just had this moment with my future son-in-law, right?" And then and then you the trip is over. The family trip is over. She's going back He's going He's elated. He's glowing in ways that he's never been before. He talks to his wife about it. >> Look at Ryan's face, bro. Look at Ryan's face. LOOK AT RYAN'S FACE. I JUST LIKE THIS this picture you guys randomly paint on your own. >> He's talking to his wife and he's like, "Yo, our kid our daughter is with the
2:31 man of her dreams. They're going to get married." He's telling his ████ friends that everybody's like, "We're so excited. Let us know when that when the wedding happens. We'll give a gift. Like blah blah blah we'll we'll we'll take vacation days off and PTO in order to be there to support." Like they're doing this for 3 years, you ████ ████ That's I don't think that happened. He's He's got his own life. What if What if he said What if he said like I uh yeah, you have my approval. I'll pay for it. Oh. Would you ask right then and there? No, I don't think that was a factor. It just wasn't What if he quietly has like stage four cancer, right? He's on the ████ edge of his ████ deathbed and he's like, "You know what?" Evil man. I heard No, I'm I'm a clown. I'm just speaking his language. >> Easy ass episode. >> But I think I think I think most fathers would be like if you haven't did it in a year, they'll be like, "Are you guys still going to do it?" >> That's what I'm saying. I think it's like Does he go home and then like six
3:22 months go by? >> it all? No, he's We're all fine. I don't know There's never Does he go home and six months goes by? 12 months goes by? ████ 36 months goes by and he's like, "Did they get in a huge fight? Like what happened? What the hell's going on?" And that that three period three-year period, a whole ████ Geek Squad warranty already ████ expired. >> [laughter] >> Time out. Time out. We sitting here jumping on uh Ryan. How long did you wait? Me? How long did I wait? After you asked for approval. Oh, after I asked for approval? Within a year. Like a normal like a decent human being. Like a human being. I can All right, I tried to I tried to help you. I I tried to help you. I I tried to I did it within 3 months. >> they were jumping on you and I I So I'm on And and on his side, I also was dating her for 10 years. And then we got married. So like I understand a long-term relationship. I just didn't go 3 years prior talking to
4:14 her my future father-in-law going like, "Hey, like I want to marry your daughter." Editor, make sure you put Chiron with a shot of of him and put scumbag on the on the lower third. >> [laughter] >> And also the temperature of the day, too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, temperature. >> As he as he keeps making his >> don't >> [laughter] >> I think it's different because like we're all like in good communication. Everybody's happy. It's like a healthy That was chill. Yeah, it's not like I wasn't scared that she's going to figure out I'm scum and leave me. I I wasn't like I didn't have an urgency of like, "Oh, ████ she's going to ████ find out that I'm s███." Like we were We've just been good. Like if anything, we just we were charging up to I don't think I'd be able to have the wedding I'm going to have. So you guys have nothing to do Yeah, you have nothing to attack him on. No, I I I just I don't think No, they don't have anything to attack you on, bro, cuz he I like that. We just don't have issues [laughter] like that. They're trying TO THEY'RE TRYING TO CALL YOU SCUMBAG, but no. Listen, you know, I'm on your side now.
5:04 At first, I was First, I was weary. Okay, single brother. Yeah, yeah, yeah, [laughter] yeah. Thanks. Thanks for the advice. Hey, hey, can you give us marriage advice, too, ████ ████ >> [laughter] >> Text The context Chappelle is that they like to run this bit because we just don't have problems like that. I don't know. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, bro. So they're they're projecting. They're projecting. They're projecting. They're trying to find something, but it's They're trying to dig, bro. You guys have like uh like kind of like a strategic or >> [laughter] >> milestones you wanted to hit before it happened? Like let's get a house or let's move or We did. Yeah, we were So you're just following your plan. Well, also, I don't think I think 3 years ago I wouldn't We wouldn't have been able to have the wedding that we're having 3 years ago. >> Oh, I see. It just would have been way too tough. It'd have been less elephants. That's a deep cut. I like
5:54 that. I like that. Yeah, you like that? That'd be so dope if they come in on elephants and ████ >> It'd be so sick. [laughter] I'll be I'll be like, what the ████ >> Indian wedding. Better. Yeah, ████ better. 10 year hate. You went to you went to her dad, man. You got You need to get a elephant just for her dad. I think your dad is very He's like He's remarried. He So her parents are not They're They got divorced a long time ago. He's remarried. He's has his own life. He does his own thing. And he loves elephants. Oh, he loves elephants? Yeah, yeah. He travels. He's like doing I don't know what what you're imagining. I'm imagining a Kazakhstani mafia wedding parade where they got white tigers. They got like a whole ████ marching band. That's going to That's what you're going to have. >> Oh, you're imagining the wedding? Nick Cannon and Drumline, bro. >> That's what you got. >> Yeah, dude. You know what I mean? And we got the headlights just blinking of approval.
6:44 No, and the drum who the band? Nick Cannon's kids. Nick's got Yeah, cuz he's got a whole Yeah. A whole band. Yeah, yeah. He's got a whole band. 19 person orchestra. You got to do that. Nick Cannon follows me. I'll I'll ████ ask him. Ask him. Ask him. I don't give a ████ bro. Just be like, a special person of the Quest crew requested requested this. 10 years is a long time to to propose. Can you explain like the thinking behind that? It's It's just very natural. I don't know. Like what If you want the honest answer, it really was just We just went year by year and it was fun. I don't know what uh They're They're digging, bro. They're digging. They're trying to get you, bro. And And he can't slip, bro. I got you, bro. No, no. In In Ryan's defense, I do believe in like making sure it works. And if it's like if you're going to get married anyways, it doesn't really matter if it's now or later. Oh, no. So,
7:35 now you have him on the train. No, no, no, no, no, no. He wasn't down earlier, bro. He wasn't down I've I've been with you the whole time. >> No, I'm a No, there's a right, there's a left, and there's libertarians. I'm in the middle. So, what I'm saying is I do think I do think uh asking like what you want to eat for lunch, and then lunch comes around, and there's no ████ Togos or whatever, and dinner, and then breakfast tomorrow, and like when the ████ are we going to get Togos? That is weird. But, waiting for a long time, I understand that. >> You don't think that if I go to my father-in-law, and I'm like, "Hey, dude, Togos is coming, brother." >> [laughter] >> Exactly. Exactly. I think that's weird. >> 3 YEARS? I THINK THAT'S ████ CRAZY. >> HEY, WHO WANTS PIZZA? EVERYBODY WANTS PIZZA? HELL, YEAH. And you're like, "Uh are we going to get pizza? What the hell?" Yeah, [laughter] so I'm kind of hungry. I'm kind of ████ hungry. >> I didn't mean today. I MEAN LIKE NEXT
8:26 WEEK. LIKE, WHO CARES? LIKE, WE'RE GOING TO EAT ANYWAY. >> I was fighting for you. I WAS FIGHTING WITH A ████ GOD. >> [laughter] >> ALSO, THE SECOND THEY START DATING, the dad's already like, "Man, I hope this leads to Togos one day." 7 years later, Ryan's like, "Togos is coming." Yep. Yeah, and then now Togos is out OF BUSINESS. I HAVEN'T SEEN A TOGOS IN LIKE 15 YEARS, DUDE. And then 3 years later. >> [laughter] >> 3 YEARS LATER. RYAN, I RYAN, I really tried to defend you. Togos doesn't even exist anymore. Now Ryan's like, "I found another cool Mediterranean spot." >> [laughter] >> And then he went to the dad, and he still asked for a dowry. Damn. Mhm. It was never really an [laughter] issue. I don't know why. Yo, you guys want pizza? There was one TIME YOU JUST DON'T get pizza. There was one There was one time before their proposal, uh they had a
9:16 barbecue at their spot. This is recent. I texted you. And then uh me and Nina came over and stuff, and then Nina smack went up and just like hung out with the bunnies or whatever. They're just chopping it up for like a minute, and I was like, "Oh, dude, like you guys have This is the longest you've ever talked in your lives, right?" And then she was like, "Yeah, smack was talking to me about like she's ready to get married. Like, why isn't Ryan proposing, right?" Like, and in my mind, I always thought it was chill, so I was like, "Huh, I never thought about like that." Uh, so she she just said that to you? She was like, "Yeah, I'm waiting." She's like, "Yeah." And I was like, "Huh, that's just I never heard it like that." And I text Ryan. >> Yeah, but she says that to me, too. That's like And then, yeah. And then, I text him, I was like, "Yo, like, apparently she said that." And he's like, "Oh, yeah, she says all the time." >> [laughter] >> And I was All the time is classic. >> Yeah, because by the time that we we openly make jokes about that, that's when I was already like, "Okay, let me
10:06 find like the perfect time." >> Wasn't a dead seal. He's like, "This ████ IS SO FUNNY. GOD DAMN, THIS ████ IS FUNNY." >> [laughter] >> LIKE, I THINK IT'S JUST ALL JOKES. >> NO. OH, my god, this ████ is such a clown. >> So, wasn't a mutual agreement like it would like we'll wait 3 years? >> Yeah, we just kind of so like it was it's I guess to go into detail about it. It's like >> To go or to goes? We We lived our life like kind of We did a lot of things together. We started business together. We did We just did so many things in a row that it was like Oh, is this the a good time? No. Is this a good place? No. Joe's loving this. Joe, why you laughing? >> Joe's loving it. I thought he was going to say we lived our lives a quarter mile at a time. >> [laughter] >> What the ████ Cuz he said we lived our lives and I thought quarter No, just quarter mile at a time. We just did so much ████ and we It's not like we had a We just did different things every year.
10:56 And then And then, we didn't want to start >> Listen, right here's the thing. I love your love story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> it, but I hate how LONG IT IS. >> [laughter] >> I THINK THAT'S MY THING. WHAT IF IT'S JUST A IT'S JUST A ████ LAW. IT'S A GODDAMN Lord of the ████ Rings, extended edition. >> want to know what the standard like what is it that you think is a happy marriage? >> You ask the dad to marry the chick, you do it within a year. >> Yeah, I don't care if you ████ wait 20 years, as long as you ask the dad in year 20. I mean, but what's the outcome if you do it the way I did it? >> You get better taxes. >> Damn right. If you just do it So, like David, like Usually what happened is they'll just they'll just they'll just they'll they'll do it like they'll get the paperwork done and then they'll have the ceremony 3 4 years later sometimes. >> Not all the time. If you're two high earning W-2 earners, it's better to file separately like you're not married. And also I just switched with my CPA this year to file separately because our tax
11:46 savings would have been better to not file. Well, sounds really unromantic by the way. Okay, yeah, imagine what ████ Togo's 3 years later sounds like. Notice they don't have this in rom-coms, bro. They don't have anything about taxes and ████ prenups. I love your story, bro. I love your love story, bro. By the way, B and Anthony, we better put on a McAfee web virus protectors tonight, [laughter] dude. Cuz I I think I think Omicron's coming, dude. [clears throat] I never seen Omicron in a video before. I think my I think I'm about to get getting hacked, dude. I'm getting hacked tonight. >> [laughter] >> Norton Antivirus is at my doorstep right now, dude. >> I'm McAfeeing the ████ out of my computer tonight. >> to know like what's cuz it's funny. We we really We really see it very differently and I They don't have an answer for you, bro. We get to judge. It's not a right or wrong thing. >> [laughter] >> They don't have an answer, bro. Yeah, no
12:36 it's not it's not a right or wrong thing, but most people after you put in the timer into the microwave, when the microwave goes ding, you go and get the food. You don't just leave it in there for another week. That's the thing. You By the way, bro, what the [laughter] ████ was that? By the way, the robot from Terminator 2 is lecturing you on being a human being. >> [laughter] >> Bart's like Bart's like when you make food and you preheat the oven, you don't preheat it and when it hits the right temperature you wait 3 years. If you want to blend in with human society, this is what you do. I think we just have different styles. Maybe because like cuz like you didn't you had a wedding, right? >> [clears throat] [laughter] >> Or was that AI? Was that AI? To be fair, we eloped. [laughter] Okay. Okay, so there we go, right? Let's let's look at that. Give me give me one statement right here. What's the point of asking for the marriage and marrying if
13:26 you never have the wedding? The whole point of asking? >> Yeah, Anthony. Can you shut up for a You're a ████ okay? >> That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. That's true. All right. That's true. That's true. I think the whole point of asking is like a sign of like respect. You don't do it because you're not going to get married if the dad says no in today's generation, right? Let's be realistic. You're not going like, "Dude, if he says no, I'm not going to love you anymore." You're just like, "I'm doing this because it's a sign of It's like a It's like a checklist thing to do it the most right way." But you're going to do it anyway. >> Now that I think about it, Anthony's the worst. He put food in the microwave, it cooked, and he didn't EVEN EAT IT AT ALL. YOU AT LEAST WAITED A YEAR OR TWO TO EAT the food. You let it cool off. You didn't burn your mouth off. Anthony burned HIS ████ MOUTH OFF. >> [laughter] >> HE PUT HOT POCKETS IN THERE. He put hot pockets in there, and it cooked, and he left it in there. >> He burned his ████ roof OF HIS MOUTH OFF. YOUR FOOD WAS ALREADY BURNT, and
14:16 you looked at June, and you're like, "Should we eat it still?" That's what you did. >> using it properly. Like Bart said, there's no right or wrong. I look at my thing like, "Yeah, our timeline stretched, maybe it's out of order, but it's all there, and it's all intact. It's beautiful." Beautiful. I got married 2 months after asking her dad. Yeah, but still Type in 60 seconds on the microwave, and you open it at 15 seconds. Number one, you can't talk. You guys got married, and then we did a ████ brand deal with the ████ Jade Jewelers, and you're like, "Oh, here's a ring. Uh you want to uh you marry me?" Styles is what No, two years after we got married. Yeah. Not cuz of you, though. There you go. >> Taylor Swift could write a whole love album about your ████ bro. Yeah. >> Straight up. As long as she owns the masters. But let's go ahead and hear from the Let's hear from the judgmental guy who
15:06 isn't in a relationship. >> Yeah, what do you believe? What do you believe? I think what he what he did was fine. Three years is fine? Three years from asking the dad is fine? I mean, it worked out. Look at it. It'll be everlasting because if they were able to hold it off for that 3 years No, that means that he might divorce her, and then he won't tell the dad for 3 years. >> I'm not going to divorce her. >> You know what? >> He would say that cuz he was so ████ late today. That's your ████ [laughter] Hey, that's your ████ bro. Speak your ████ Hey, speak your ████ bro. Speak your truth. Defend yourself. Defend yourself. That's your out. >> You got 3 years to defend yourself. >> come at 9 but he comes at 2, so. Anthony, you never had a wedding? It's AI. It was AI. It was AI. Look it up. Google it.
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