0:00 Dude, GTA roleplay gets real. >> Yeah, imagine how well you do on there. >> You can pick up any stripper you want, dude. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys, where today we are going to discuss why men like strip club so much. >> Oh, we should we should have Anthony for this, huh? >> Well, cuz he's the one that goes all the time. >> Does he still, >> bro? The way he talks about it, too. He's like, >> I don't think anyone here actually goes besides Anthony. every. So that's why I think it's perfect. >> You know what I'll say? If you guys want to be like, "You guys were bugging me to go to the strip club with you." >> Yeah. >> I think you're a little gay. I think >> What do you mean? >> I think you're a little gay. [laughter] >> Explain that, please. >> Like, let's go and jack each other off. >> Oh, let's go get hard with each other. You know, let's go ████ watch Naked Girls and get hard with each other. >> So, you rather go alone? >> No, I'd rather not go at all. >> Yeah, you're ████ if you do. If you're
0:50 ████ if you don't. Every big strip club goer I know always like downplays it. Like, we don't really look at the girls. Like we're just we're just like hanging out. I'm like, "Oh, are you then?" Like we could hang out at a coffee shop. >> Barnes & Noble. [laughter] You can hang out at Barnes & Noble. >> We can go play golf. >> All talk like that. Like, "Yeah, man. You just grab a drink. It's just like you go for the vibes." So, what do you think? What do you think the allure is for those guys? >> I don't know. >> I mean, it's fun when you're there, but it's one of those things where you're like I don't I don't think about going and then when I'm there, I'm glad I did. >> You know why I don't like strip clubs? I don't like doing the not doing. I don't want to go to a restaurant, watch him eat. I'm like, what the ████ am I here for? >> Mukbang is popular. >> I don't watch mukbangs either. >> It's like that is like food edging. Yeah, but the guy that's eating is also giving you a lap dance and grinding on you. [laughter] >> I don't want to do the not do and
1:40 >> I'd rather just go to a brothel and ████ ████ I don't want to go there and look at hot chicks and you're like, >> "Oh, I guess I'm getting hard and I'm just gonna go home." [laughter] >> Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, what's the point in that? I I think I have too much like postnut and even pre-nut guilt to go like I won't feel good. >> Catholicism. >> What's postnut guilt? >> Like dang this girl weighs 500 lb. I can't believe I was that horny. >> And what's prenut? [laughter] >> Like dang that girl's 500 lb. I can't believe I'm thinking about it. [laughter] >> Yeah, but at the st in here, why are you in here? >> Like they're hot. They're like >> Yeah, but even still like Yeah. Why Why am I Why do I have single dollar bills in my hand? Like, am I am I that not charismatic anymore? >> That's the other thing that makes me feel. Maybe it's my own insecurity. I just feel like I don't like being lied to. You know what I mean? Like I don't want I don't like when people
2:30 >> I want you to like me for me. Yeah. Like you don't even know who I am. You don't even know my interest. I'm actually a cool guy. >> Can we talk real estate before you ████ me? Well, so is that >> put you on game? >> Is that one of the factors that people care about when they when they regularly go is the flirtation? >> Yeah, I think so. I think that >> like element of like feeling like someone's attracted to you. I also think I bet that feels good. >> I think some people also they like the cosplaying aspect of it. >> I don't like cosplaying. >> Yeah, they like cosplay. >> Well, I guess the I guess the real question is you guys don't go. I'm probably the most likely to go that I've been and enjoyed, right? >> You still don't go like Anthony who goes every week. >> No, Anthony goes No way. >> But okay, so here's a question. Here's a I think here's a bad question. >> Instead of trying to >> How could you turn into this? Instead of trying to guess why other people go, why don't like why don't you go?
3:21 >> What do you mean? >> So like the I think the real question is like not guessing what the other people are trying to do, but how come you don't go? How come you don't enjoy it? >> So I look at it like the I think the last time I went was maybe like over 10 years ago. >> And it's it's the the average cost element for the return doesn't feel proportionate to me. >> I feel like it's a bad trade. You're like, I GET A ████ FOR 50 BUCKS. WHAT the hell? >> That's what I'm saying. I'm I'm with I'm in Bart's camp on >> Mine's the I don't like doing the not doing. I'll just go do. >> But you guys also haven't gone to the brothel either. >> Yeah, there's the Bunny Ranch not far. >> Yeah, but if you're going to do either one, >> but I'm married. If I wasn't, I'll just go to the brothel. >> Yeah, >> if I was if I was a single dude that wanted to, you know, indulge in that kind of stuff, I wouldn't just go to Hong Kong. >> I don't want to go DJ. I'd go there. >> I don't need to watch someone else sniff Coke. I'll just do the Coke. Yeah.
4:12 [laughter] Like >> I think it's that simple to me too. >> I I think it's too expensive. >> Yeah, that too. >> I you like let's say you get the same exact thing, the doing, not doing. You get all this like whatever the flirtatious attention. You get all that, but it's like five bucks. >> You know how hard it is to get dollar bills, too, bro? >> Like on average, how much does a person spend at a strip club? Like hundreds of dollars, right? >> That is a good question. If Anthony goes weekly and all that, >> what does Anthony spend every session? >> Yeah, I don't know. >> Like 500. >> Irresponsible amount, I bet. I think he spend I think he spent a lot of money spending right so like you know how like passport bros they'll go to like Colombia and all these places and then it's like they practically could just get away with spending like $30 or whatever right so in that case would you be a more frequent goer at if you were younger with like you weren't in a relationship and like >> I think I think I would have a better time if I went with a bunch of friends and that was the if the cost was very
5:04 low >> out 300 bucks it's more like 30 >> I think I could I think I can understand it more. I would be like, "Okay, cool. Do you just like this atmosphere?" >> I think the Colombia reference for me, uh, the world, and I haven't traveled that much. Uh, I'm more of an American traveler. Uh, but in my head, the cultures over there make it more like clean and normal in my head, >> like you said, like a like a Japan or a Hong Kong or or Germany. Isn't it? >> He's talking about a brothel, Tijuana called Hong. >> Yeah, I'm not going to Tijana, [laughter] >> but there's probably a couple countries where it's more normal, right? Like even just sex work in general. uh Amsterdam or whatever. >> Oh, the stigma there is different. >> Not only the stigma, but the whole process is just like normal. I found Hooker in Amsterdam, it was not sleazy at all. >> Yeah. Where even strip clubs here in >> it's safer, right? >> Yeah. Yes. Yeah. Not only physically, but moneywide, all of it just seems more normal. Where here even strip clubs to
5:54 me, maybe it's just cuz I again I've never been to one. They're only in movies and I feel like man, this whole sleazy. >> I mean, you're you're right. It's sleazy in a lot of other cities, but in Vegas it doesn't feel normal. And the reason why is because it's coed. So like >> some places, dude, I've been into and then I turned right around because I was like, >> yo, this look like somebody's aunt >> who's not really like taking care of herself. >> And then you look at the guys around there >> and you're just like, >> yo, these guys look shady. And I'm like, I'm pretty sure someone's getting jacked off here, >> so it's not my I don't want to be here. I'm like, what the ████ You know, >> so when I was in Korea, right, we were me and the bunch of military guys, everyone's horny all the time, right? >> So, we walk by the red light district. We're just walking by and then uh I see like a bunch of like aimas in the front
6:45 cuz we were our >> translation >> like like uh older ladies. Think about like 40year-old Oh, 40 is not even old Arena, but like let's say >> 40's old as ████ >> 40 when you're 19 though. 40 when you're 19, 45, right? >> Soccer mom. They don't speak English, right? And I work the night shift, so my um off hours are daytime. So, we're walking around daytime and the daytime like workers are way different than the nighttime ones. We're walking by and I just felt so sad. I'm like, "Dude, that's like my homie's mom right there." >> One of the Marines, >> how much? >> One of the Marines were like, [laughter] he was like, "F███ it. I'm going to go." So, he goes, we continue walking. We walk around the block. We get lunch and he comes out all ████ happy. He goes, "Dude, I just got my ████ dick sucked in the back." And I was like, "What the
7:36 hell?" And I'm like, "Who?" We walk by. I'm like, "What the?" Like, she looked like a kimchi maker. I'm like, "Dude, that's crazy. >> She maker." Like, yeah, I got the guilt, too. You know, you would just [laughter] be like, "What the >> Yeah, >> that does make me sad. Makes you sad, right?" >> Was it Was it more normal in Korea? Like, could you They're obviously not like in a store like ████ Amsterdam >> when it's When it's >> Is it Amsterdam? Aren't they just like at a Walmart like a glass box? >> I think it's the whole experience. >> So I think like when you're on a US military base in another country to me it already feels like different, right? We're here to colonize your ass. So it would feel I think if I went to Amsterdam or I went to another more sexually free place, it would feel different. But when you have a US military base and it just so happens to be where all these guys are trying to suck dick, you're like, "Oh, I see what the dynamic is here."
8:26 >> Guys are trying to suck dick. What? >> The girls trying to suck >> What? Dude, you walk in a strip club, I'M TRYING TO SUCK SOME DICK. >> We uh were filming at a strip club in like a truck stop neighborhood, right? And then [snorts] um when there were like some poles and then I was like thinking like there's a lot of like massage beds and then we looked in the back and then remember the whole areas they had all those vibrating beds next to each other and I was like oh this is one of those like shady ones and cuz there were so many more beds than there were like poles and like a performance area. bed to pull ratio is off. >> It looks like what what was weird is like how close you are to the beds next to you. >> Oh yeah. >> So it's like imagine >> that's what I mean. I need to do it in a different country. >> No, it's too close, dude.
9:17 >> So I only have one I have like two strip club stories, but we were filming two. Shout out to my boys Joe and Montafi. Two of the most creative guys I went to high school with. and we're in like a medieval times class or something, you know, and they wrote a script for like not Sir Lancelot, but some real ████ And they turned it into a mob movie. >> And so my first car was the uh Beverly Hills cop car, like that old Benz. And so we went to a strip club to film. And so I'm like peeling out in the parking lot at like 2 p.m. or like in the middle of the day and we're filming this thing and the security guy like looks over and then he comes talks to us. We're like, "Dude, we're about to get, you know, ████ beat up." And he was just like actually hecka cool. We're like, "Oh, we're filming for a class project or whatever." He's like, "Oh, let me go get the girls." So, he like goes get some girls [laughter] and we'll be in the video or whatever, bro. We're like We're like 16 years old. [laughter] Yeah, it was fire. I don't think they I don't think they ended up in the film, but it was still funny. >> He didn't make the final cut. >> Oh, man. Weird.
10:07 >> So good. But they're all like hella nice. >> I totally understand the the actual like allure of a bunch of dudes and we're like, "Let's go do something ████ crazy." >> I get that cuz that's kind of funny. >> Yeah. But then at the end of the day, like you said, it is the not doing. >> What about the bringing them home deal? Like you always see like I've never been to a bachelor party either. >> He did that in GTA. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> I have a Yeah, I made a girlfriend on GTA. >> Actual GTA. >> Or so in streaming world, you can't say certain things. You'll get banned on Twitch. So they say like, "I'm going to ████ kill you in GTA so you don't get banned." Or do you actually mean the video game? >> In the game. >> Oh, cuz that's common though, right? [laughter] >> Don't tell him that. You're going to break his heart. >> My bad. You thought you were a real sch smoozer. >> I thought she liked me for me. She told me I'm different from the other guys cuz I'm young. [laughter] >> I'm not like the other guys that visit the club.
10:58 >> Dude, GTA roleplay gets real. >> Yeah. Imagine how well you do on there. >> You can pick up any stripper you want, dude. >> I think that the thing that um bothers me the most is how quickly I'm desensitized in a strip club. >> You get bored like the first second. >> I'm not bored. Yeah. I mean, like, you're like, first you're like, damn, ████ titties and ass. This is amazing. And then later you're like, I'm just this is normal. Like, everyone's naked. Like, I'm too used to it. And then the um the next day when we watched like Zumanity and ████ it was like one of those risque search. And there's some titties, right? But you're like, >> I've seen way more titties yesterday. [laughter] >> Way cheaper, too. Tell them that in the review. And for like a week straight I'm like porn. I saw real titties like 20 of them. >> How common is the ████ in like a
11:48 Vegas strip club? >> I have no idea. >> I don't know. I I mean when you look on we see in movies, right? Like like come Oh, okay. Oh, yeah. We'll go home. >> Look on Reddit at least. They they talk about some of the strip clubs uh having done that way in the past and that it's hard. You have to go further out. You have to go further out now apparently. I don't know. >> I assume any one of those if you pay extra you could. >> That's what I imagine, right? That's what all those extra rooms are for. >> The mainstream ones are harder to come by. Yeah. Just cuz that's would probably get them in trouble. >> Cops are probably in the crowd. >> Yeah. [laughter] >> The dancers probably cop. >> Yeah, probably. >> Yeah. >> Said if if a bunch of dudes were like, "Let's go to the strip club." That That's gay >> a little bit. >> Just go home to your wives, dude. Come on. What are we doing, bro? We're too old for that. >> If I was [laughter] single, >> what's the age cut off? >> I don't know. >> 25 in my head. I don't know. I just maybe I'm just so like I've I've never
12:39 done it so it's like why do it now? Like now I'm at a point in my life where it's like now if I go do it it's like weird. >> Yeah. I wouldn't like I'd be uncomfortable. You think the average age of a strip club goer is? >> Probably like I would say like late 20s early 30s. I wonder yeah like you show up and everybody's like 60 like that's the Yeah, I think that's the average age you should go. I think who you'll see in there are just old guys. Yeah, >> I saw a father son bonding where it was that he was taking his son and then they they rolled up dollar bills and then they were trying to land it in the ████ and it was a game. The strippers started they're like, "Oh, it's your birthday." And then they're like, "Hey everyone, let's give it up for so and so. It's his birthday and his dad's bringing him here." And the father and son were rolling up dollar bills and ████ trying to throw it in the ████ >> Dude, what a trick. That couldn't work on girls, you know? If like a male stripper was on stage and it was like, "Yo, try to throw some dollar bills on
13:30 my dick or something." It's like that wouldn't work. Trained my brown eye. >> Yeah. Yeah. Right in the hole. Right in the goo. I don't think that would work. >> Like rings or something. So bracelets and then they ████ >> show their ████ rings and try to catch their dick with it. >> We live in a town where it would be the place to be if you really like that type of thing. >> If I if I was going to go if if I was a Vegas >> uh Sapphire maybe. I don't know. >> I honestly would I have no desire to expose you to ████ like that. Anthony would both kind of past that age, honestly, too. >> I'm not gonna I That probably wouldn't do anything for me. Or it'll ruin my life. It would be either one of those things >> there every day. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah. Yeah. >> We'd have more way more fun finding the gayest possible coffee shop. >> Yeah, that's honestly I would. Oh, I'd love a flat white. >> Meet up with Anthony later. >> Oh, yeah. Bre, >> I think it'll be funnier to go to Thunder from Down Under. [laughter] >> No, I'm not going to go to that. >> That's less gay than going to strip club, to be honest. It is >> a bunch of guys going to thunder from
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