0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about what makes our chicks cringe hard oh cringe huh I do you know what you know what I just whenever I do this voice like we were watching um Bachelor you know the The Bachelor like he's like a cool black dude so he sounds like a cool black guy and then like I turned to smack I started talking to her like that and she almost died like she was cuz she was like laughing so hard yeah because cuz I I was just like like I we were in bed it's like super dark so I just like got next to ear and I'm like hey y' I mean whatever we got to do to work it out you know what I'm saying and she was like God and like just wanted to kill and I was like hey what's wrong girl that bad come on hey don't be so F yeah I was like why you got be on the other side of bed like that and she was
0:51 like she wanted to kill herself yeah that's pretty I never saw her act like that damn you must have scared the ████ out of her I think it's just gross cuz I'm doing it yeah yeah she's like what is this accent not a bad voice it's the person doing it so Hannah um is hilarious cuz she points out all of these things about guys that are like super gay right and then I I just to me I don't even notice it but we'll be driving down the street and she goes man guys holding umbrellas are so gay and I'm like why and then she goes look at how he's holding it and I'm like and he's like and then and then oh what's so she was like he's getting hooked by it so she's like a man is is supposed to be like okay with getting
1:41 wet and then she's like when no but like she goes there's there's there's certain umbrellas right where you're just the way you're holding it and you're chilling and you're just letting it but then it's like there's some guys that are walking with tiny umbrellas and they're trying to hide themselves from the water and it's like you're already wet bro like what the ████ yeah and I was like ah I not like it's electric true yeah and then she's like that feeling of a guy going ew is like you're a man what the ████ oh but when Prince William does it he's ████ dreamy I bet the hottest guy ever that's so SC he's so that is so true though he's like my gay dad taught me how to hold an umbrella he not willing to get wet you know what I'm saying you little ████ you guys are probably talking about Hawaii rain and Hawaii rain's nice yeah
2:33 that's what I'm saying though there's other places where it rains and it's cold yeah yeah okay that's a little bit different why R you're like yeah ████ yeah shower me so when you ride like Splash Mountain wither are you just like this is easy babe I can't wait I do it to you babe you go to the waterfall ah I never felt better babe dunking his head in the water problem for me now I got hella self-conscious after that I was like all right in the rain I don't need umbrella ever again cuz like I don't look like a little ████ in front of her you know bro then look at are do some people in Korea like the men use it for the sun yeah that's funny that's funny that's that's gay yeah yeah what do you mean they use it for the sun cuz they don't want to get dark oh that's funny yeah it's an obsession I mean I guess Philippines they do that too some guys do that for the sun too if you have I mean different cultures like that's
3:23 respect some cultur that's just how you grow up population's gay yeah but it's not you know what it's not fully cover their arms with like like gloves and stuff too because they don't want to like expose Korean Aima but it's not just using the umbrella but it's the way they use it and that's cuz I was like so not no guys are allowed extended arm like this if you twist your umbrella a little bit come on dog but you know what it just brings me joy yeah I just love it thing from high school the way guys had their backpacks on them was the same thing oh yeah yeah that's a if you single strap it double strap it if you like holding your books like this in front of you come on wait y'all had backpacks in high school okay you're the straightest guy ever yeah you have a messenger cuz he has a roller bag a messenger bag you a roller bag how are you carrying your books no you also finished high school so gay right right every class I went to every class I have
4:15 to go to those days I always remember where I would put put my papers and I would hide it in files and stuff so I never car you would hide it in the classroom yeah I would no put not hide it but I'll put it in where like the books in the specific area so every time I come into class I'm like here's the papers but then you so you just don't do homework no and then I asked the homies I asked the homies yo you have a pencil like yeah bet and I just carry with me the whole day on your ear oh you gangster that's cool guy that's okay you are that's pretty that's pretty cool that not just the ear but like this you know what I mean you just how you sit in chairs how would you sit in chairs in class I don't sit in chairs bro oh you don't even sit oh my God yeah that's you no I just be in the back that fool pulls out a tatami mad and ████ sit karate style N I just try to be in the back chilling so you just don't sit for like an hour
5:05 you already have to sit in the classroom not cool man sitting back where the girls like oh that's super he's such a dream yeah no that was not the case absolutely not so why did you do it for the boys for the boys yeah for the boys no this is when I was in school in Sacramento and I just felt so out of place like it was just like I was the only age dude was Asian dudes that were there were white I was just like this is the first time being in all white dudes that were there were white that's what I heard I wanted to let him fin in but think about it you you you come from school from Hawaii right everyone's some type of Hawaiian Asian uh all type of ethnicity in Hawaii and then you go to uh Wood Creek High in Sacramento and just white boom and you're just like ████ I feel like the minority when you say Asian guys were white they were they were like half or they no you know the white the Asian
5:55 dudes were we USC and they would kick it with all the white chicks and high socks Vans and fresh F not fresh fade but like the gentleman's cut and you're just like ████ dude every time you try to say what's up to them they're like look at you're weird because they're not used to you know me from coming from Hawaii they're not used to seeing another Asian like this brought like this covered in spam so smells like spam all the time so it was just that was the first time this guy smells like zippies he's got F ████ his backpack out of place he walked around with a l every day I only got I only got used to the the ████ the Mexican like were you wearing aloh hot shirt and La that's who you hang out with I was hanging out with Mexican North Daniel kids or the rednecks and the Russian ████ contractors dude there a lot of Russian kids oh your beekeeper homies what makes
6:45 your chick cringe heart was that the prompt no he just randomly wanted to know he's like what do you think oh when I chew loud oh chewing loudou chewing loud M The Chew like can you like yeah and sometimes can you said you know how you slurp your noodles just he's like a under the bus thrower today D no I'm just saying it's just real life right you you guys slipt your noodles oh hell yeah I don't my mom used to get mad at us really she used to get really mad at us you know my mom used to say she's like why you s your noodles you think you from China I'll be like we not Chinese yo that's that's a deep though yeah I was like seven like what is that a Singapore thing like they don't want to be Chinese yeah kind of
7:35 kind of probably probably what is what is Tiff kette with you you know what I'm trying to think man and the thing about Tiff is is that like she's almost too chill about ████ like she'll let me she'll let me go to dinner with her and sweat some like a t-shirt like there's like there's little she doesn't really get phased by my ████ sometimes and I always ask her I'm like cuz I'm always so insecure I'm like hey uh do that bother you are you mad at me she's like no she's like what are you talking about so if I do something I'm trying to think like what I could really get her it's funny because like you look unring when when I think of like early points of your relationship like you're so cool can you imagine cringing I was like a sophomore or something you look like little kids you look like Eddie monster dude
8:25 hairline bro you look like you did ban like a prom kid that's tight dude like a Chum bone player n this is my favorite outfit a Zoo York red shirt my sister got that shirt for me she was like Hey wear this and I was like okay I was dressed by my sisters by that time H does she like if she doesn't cringe about you though does she tell you things that does make her cringe really she just chill she just don't she honestly bro like she she's kind of an anomaly in that way that's kind of cool no like she's she's almost too easy going where I don't believe it you know like like I don't buy that she's like unbothered by certain things I do but she truly is like yeah whatever that's cool that's cool when she's with her girlfriend she probably unloads dude yeah think so oh yeah goes Hog Wild ████ Nick you know he does this and he always steals at Target and yeah
9:16 ████ Nick ████ Nick this ████ I'm really trying to think right now it's probably like what I sometimes I what I will do is I'll take my clothes off in certain parts of the house and I will just leave it there and then she's like hey yo like get your ████ ████ together that's that's but she's not like she's not like cringing she just like like slightly annoying a pet not is it a pet I would say not cringe Nikki hates the socks thing yeah I leave socks like ████ all oh recently to we had a battle about this and I think I eventually won but it was more of like when I clean when I cook I make a mess but I'm like I'm not even I have to but I haven't done the second phase which is clean all of it I literally I literally just gave in N days yeah babe it's going to be done
10:06 just give me a sec yeah let me cook like four more times and then and then I'm doing it I'm just trying to layer the grease cuz it's a waste yeah I don't want to use I'm literally finishing my dinner I'm like yo can I finish my plate first and then I could wash everything I'm right in the room with you brother you know what I'm saying I'm like bro because I know her her anxiety is like is this going to get clean I'm like yeah it's going to get clean sit your ass down that's ████ see yeah I don't think uh when I don't think smack likes if I'm brushing my teeth and I'm looking at her oh that's funny cuz she doesn't like the way it looks when you like she want see she doesn't want to see you brush your teeth so if I like brush my teeth and I go up to her and I'm like trying to tell oh yeah you get the thing like she's oh God like it's not a good sight for her I don't think it's a mouthful is your toothbrush of big ████ black d right you're just sucking no that's my
10:57 throat brush this a tonsil brush God oh Jesus Christ that's my tonsil massager how many throat brushes do you have how many how many do you need one weirdo yeah ████ ████ Weir when I ████ weirdo when I cook like I I do vegan tacos quite a bit right for Nikki and stuff yeah I do vegan tacos what are you going to do about it oh my wait wait who's vegan Nikki n's vegan Nikki's vegan this guy's vegan I'm not vegan she she she's a vegetarian pescatarian she eats fish and stuff like the soy products so I make like but she marches with the vegans though no no no no anymore not anymore they got too they got mean all right so so then uh yeah if I left all that ████ out overnight cuz like sometimes we'll have tacos and we'll watch some garbage reality show and then we go ████ and then I fall asleep and then the next
11:47 morning all leftovers are out and she's like this is such a waste of food this is so ████ up and I'm like I know but like there's like barely any left barely any left just this much what could you do with what's left and she's like I'll show you she ████ grab something she's like and she does up like three tacos that she won't eat right now cuz they were out all night just to show me wow and then I'm like okay I got she got time like that oh you did you do say she's like autistic like that she is that is an Autism the argument is like strong in her brain she's like I won that ████ dude but no she did win the argument because when I saw her dress it up and make and do that I was like okay you got me did the rights nothing I can do looks good babe I got to have it she professionally plates it she cleans the
12:37 [Laughter] rim uh This Is Random I don't know if it satisfies cringe but Nina has this weird thing where uh if she goes to like a coffee shop especially like a Starbucks which she rarely goes to anymore if they give her a dome lid when you don't need the Dome lid yeah I get you just need a flat one I get that she she cannot not comment about it really I just don't understand this no no no he just walks out quietly and just like like God what ████ like super funny is that hot to you no that's an Autism thing yeah it makes you ████ CRA have you ever thought of hiding in domel here so she reaches in oh is that a ████ domel just reaches in all the time you get it through the hole gave me a damn domet I cut my finger on the plastic Prett ████ funny that is good put it
13:27 in your pants yeah I'm about to order her ████ swap it out yeah but the worst thing about that is you're going to have to put it in your pants and wait for her to reach in your pants when does that happen yeah she just idly reaches in your pants you got to put her hand in there like you got to guide it bro with we're talking Anthony yeah that's true that's a normie experience guy who has sex is not safe would have that happen damn that is pretty funny that she doesn't like that I'm I'm once this video is over I'm going to be like damn there was 10 things I could have said I forgot about she doesn't like that you're going to walk through the door and she's going to cringe IM not the purpose I guess oh cuz I can understand I don't like that sometimes cuz sometimes the straw is too short for the D that that happens as well so I think a mixture of those experiences suddenly turns you into like I hate this I got a new one when I say good morning she ████ cringes what first thing I'm
14:17 like good morning babe she's like Nick walks in that's so funny nick walks in he comes home and he's like another day another dollar she projectile you said that yesterday good I hate you I want a divorce babe hate you who says who says good morning babe you're so funny yeah you know that is weird I love how you love me so much hey that is weird who says good morning D you don't say good morning say good morning what is wrong with you I have to give her a kiss good morning and she gets mad how do you greet her in the morning bab I got to work the ████ dogs I got to ████ shower and ████ you just yelling at her in the morning do the shy up usually what we we have this weird thing where we like to act like we're talking to multiple people so like if I'm awake and she's asleep and I see her like kind of wake up I go hello everyone I swear to God we both do that
15:08 together well like rather than say like I'm home like when she comes in she goes hello everyone is everyone here and I'm like yes you guys are a sitcom I got a good one from yesterday wied me and Tiff have been on a kick for making off gados right we've been trying to just eat the desserts so I finally got the the the setup for my house and I was like Tiff had like 20 minutes before lunch uh before she had to go back into a session and I was like hey babe I can make you AAG got and she's like okay I make her an alagado she takes a bite out of it she looks at it she goes this is not an alagado and she was like this is not na you could eat that and go to sleep what the ████ I was like what the ████ ████ this is a ████ I was like that's the best I could do I funny and ly my feelings that's funny
16:01 going hella going hard and ████ like oh she's going to ████ love it making a ████ you know what I mean to be fair it's it's a scoop of ice cream and a little bit of coffee so it's not too crazy but still you messed that up I well it's the proportions you know what say hey shut up who team are you on bro oh ████ my bad dog did you say too much ice cream n she just was like this is not enough at all and I was like you ████ ████ dude that must ████ hurt saying it like that is ████ that's a sting though have more cringe things than Hannah does cuz she doesn't give a ████ but the ████ that she Springs on me out of nowhere is so ████ hilarious that I'm just like what the ████ and one of the things that she told me that she had for the longest time as a cringe was men who eat chocolate she was like yo men who eat chocolate is so gay that is messed up because and I'm like what the ████ how
16:51 is a man who makes the chocolate supposed to know he's making chocolate good enough for the women yeah oh you got to taste it you got to taste it but she's like a guy that loves to eat chocolate she goes growing up she just thought that that was just gay it is kind of lame it's like their thing like that like a guy that craves and loves chocolate I can support that and even eats it so she's like so like about just milk like just chocolate like a square of chocolate bro you square Milky Way doesn't count right it's like that literally yeah I understand if it's like I'm going to go to se's and get I cholate and you take a bite you're like oh almonds and you put it down but like if I want a Twix that's not the same that's not the same American chocolate but if you're looking at a if you're looking at a rack of chocolate and you're
17:41 going dude don't even eat it you're gay you're already gay bro this is 98% you know just let your boyfriend buy it for you it'll come a give so if I want a baby Ru or 100 Grand oh man it's so I'm like why no chocolate on payday no chocolate on payday OT she goes no it's feminine and I'm like that's funny in Spanish is chocolate a feminine word or or a masculine chocolate CH I actually I don't even know CH that's French who who actually buys chocolate for themselves like who goes out go I'm buying chocolate today guys on their periods it's like a thing you get like as a gift yeah or or just like as an accessory to other ████ but I never thought of it as a mission the only time I get SE candy is for Christmas like gives you like oh we got you some Seas
18:31 candy for the family or whatever when somebody gives me chocolate I'll eat that ████ like a gay guy that's fine and you'll even do with the pinky out
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