0:00 I was like heavily pro-life I'm like if we and we had that talk I'm like oh if you got pregnant then yeah we would keep it 100% no questions I was Pro death for a long time yeah well that's it's called Pro Choice Pro [Music] DH okay so we got this guy named Robert kaada kaada he's Japanese he sounds like he is yeah okay he's on the W the guy is 43 he meets this girl on Tinder and they started dating ooh uh after about 2 months didn't work out Robert ends up breaking up with her then he receives a call from her telling him that she's pregnant oh he hung up he go we have a miracle baby cuz we never oh they yeah he like you're pregnant you have reached the number
0:50 that has been disconnected first says you're pregnant yeah yeah then he's the one actually saying it though disconnected oh where pregnant no you're pregnant is no longer in the service so he uh after she tells him that um that she's pregnant he doesn't hang up on her he doesn't abandon her he actually ends up explaining like oh that's crazy cuz my dad's in OBGYN and I have great advice on how to take care of pregnancy so I'll help you through this like take care of pregn Dad's weird or take care of male OBG YN or take care so so then he uh ends up getting her access to a bunch of like really helpful vitamins uh vitamins pills with lots of
1:40 iron and he would even show up with like freshly baked cookies all the time for her what a nice guy yeah really nice guy waiting for the turn really nice guy there's rat poison in it yeah bunch of Plan B in there I don't trust a Japanese people so um sadly even with all this awesome assistance the girl uh ends up having a miscarriage anyway oh well he should revoke his father's profession profession couldn't have been that great very sad so it turns out she's probably a break dancer she was a break dancer yeah that's crazy cuz the baby was upside down spinning and ████ yep yeah it didn't need to be born that thing was would have been a waste just spinning too much uh sadly it turns out that Robert had actually disguised all of these pills they were really abortion pills there there it is it is and he would force her to take them and he
2:31 would even check her mouth to make sure she swallowed them she started feeling strange about it so she would just chew them and let them dissolve her mouth and spit them into tissues so she had a feeling it was like she kind of felt weird that he was always like open up let's see did you did you swallow him Weir and then uh the cookies that he was baking her were actually raspberry leaf cookies and I guess raspberry leaf is a homeopathic method of inducing labor at the last trimester and if you take it in the earlier trimesters it could soften your cervix and like cause a miscarriage dude Joe is right don't trust Japanese people he says D they don't apologize to the Koreans they don't apologize yeah so the whole time he was literally feeding her abortion holy ████ and they try to kill people all the time so I don't trust Japanese people this a Japanese thing I don't know is that like
3:22 hard daning I don't know like like man or like murder attempt to murder not in that state cuz they don't think it's life yet oh so did he do something wrong Nebraska yeah let's start that conversation um so yeah he actually got um he got arrested he's now being held at 100K Bill dang W he's probably telling the ████ Jailer I got some cookies for you if you want to try some what a Sinister thing to do that's wild why did he just go do you really want it though I'll pay for it yeah instead he acted just be a ████ man about it and then she's like no I want to keep it then be like all right ████ it just don't show up dude yeah just don't show up for the baby why you got to kill the baby classic Houdini stup go get some milk you got to try to poison the lady yeah
4:12 that's crazy that's some crazy that's why it's like that's a little dark don't ████ stick your dick in people that you don't want to risk don't leave it in right why you don't leave it in don't leave it in he's busting nuts bro but don't let dicks come inside of you either that's true don't let dick that's a recommendation if you don't have a good don't have a good play uh pull out game leave it let's blame it's not for the mentally weak how can we blame her more did I miss this in the story but figure this out sooner how many times are you checking my mouth before I have a a conscious about it did they did they break up and then she said I'm pregnant yeah y see okay how convenient right yeah Joe's like is she Korean cuz she's like here's a way to keep them in the Life yep oh yeah so that's an uh that's another thing is he later was saying that he felt like she
5:02 was trapping him in the well I would have been like do you want the baby you could have the baby but you can't have me I just paay child support see you in court ████ bye wow she does the same thing she does it this number has been disconnected what do you think about this story Ken as a as a as a lady can I answer for her no you cannot think is ████ up yeah yeah of course hot take huh yeah Fu up that she wanted to keep the B ████ up she was trying to trap I also do think I mean I don't want to victim blame here but I also do think like at what point do you stop taking these pills like how much do you truly trust this person enough yeah and they were only dating two months you never spoke to her dad to his dad you never as as a somebody who would want the child you're not doing
5:52 your due diligence to like make sure you're getting it from a reputable Source yeah yeah you don't be taking ████ pills and ████ from your ex ████ yeah that try to break up with you basically your ex basically your ex right I would say why did they break up you would say that I would I would ask I think the reasons for the breakup uh-huh makes me go why would you want to bring a kid into this world with those reasons here's your boy kada Mr kaada he's white guy cuz you hoer huh I can't tell what with that ████ m sounds like he white bro he looks like he's half yeah did you guys ever have those talks when you guys were like dating or whatever like in case we get pregnant what are we going to do no cuz my pull out game was so
6:42 strong I think that's why like I saw both sides of it like the story I was telling you guys when I was in high school and my my ex got pregant is cuz I was so Pro uh life like cuz being SE atist I was like heavily prolif I'm like if we and we had that talk I'm like oh if you got pregnant then yeah we keep it 100% no questions I was Pro death for a long time yeah well that's think it's called Pro Choice Pro death I think you really know until it happens to you really I don't think you really know because I was as pro life as you could possibly be like hardcore and then when it happened to me I instantly was like because how much does an abortion cost out yeah because it's real because you it's like when people go when they look at when they look at video of a robbery they're like why did they wrestle the gun from his head it's like you don't know until there yeah yeah and then like
7:33 that's at that moment I like changed my whole perspective I'm like oh okay I get it now like so you don't think I'm actually Pro death then if it happened to me it might have no because you already had a kid I get I get what you're you know no I was Pro death all the way up until Pro death maybe even a year or two before Tao was born what changed well I mean that doesn't mean and then I was like I think I'm ready now to have a kid right but what made you think that you're ready U me getting to know myself better like I don't want to be a dad that beat the ████ out of the kid um more like psychologically ready financially ready like all the things that I think were necessary to be a good dad I I don't think I was capable of it until maybe a year or two before Tao was born but that's the difference right that's what makes people have a kid but then if you were what do you do with an unwanted
8:24 unplanned pregnanc death that's why I'm saying Pro death yeah yeah yeah yeah right that's why I was I used to say pro life until I had it happen then I was like I'm Pro death too I I was more I was more mentally prepared to have a kid when I was when I would have been a s█████ father and now that I'm probably more equipped to be a good father I'm more not mentally prepared oh because now you you're smarter yeah back then it would be like my mind was like I didn't know the ████ baggage that came with like sticking around with a ex and then you have to co-parent and all that in my head I'm thinking yo kids are ████ cute and they are so they're a bundle of joy if I bust nuts and then one pops out so be it that's my
9:16 mentality it's like it'll be her choice if she if she wants to go through it ████ it if not then we uh you know whatever uh Pro death whatever I don't care and then thank God I never had to actually execute on those thoughts cuz I would have been an absolute horrible father at 19 yeah it's just unfair to the kid at that point yeah there also just naive idealisms when you're younger as all you know what I mean it's easier to be like this is right and this is wrong and the old you get you're like oh everything is complex everything is my only you know what my image of when I thought about having a kid is a cute taller and overalls that I can ride on a bike with that's it that was my only thought and I was like she do that with any Kid Joe we're having a baby and that's the visual and I'm that me Joe sick you're not thinking about how much
10:07 diapers cost Lord I'm not think about a baby I'm about yeah exactly picture like ████ matching ████ Thomas the Tank train years old there's no baby stage it's just a toddler riding a ████ bike with me that's it [Music]
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