0:00 Pearl Harbor, baby. Very impactful for you? Very impactful because that just that just told me to never assume. About what? What's something in like movies, TV culture that you never forgot? Like a scene in a movie, like a scene on a TV show, something that like was formative for you. Bite the curb. Oh, sorry, informative? Yeah, yeah. Bite the curb I think about that a lot. Oh, you just brought it back. DUDE, I UNFORGETTABLE. AMERICAN HISTORY X. AMERICAN History X when dude gets curbed.
0:57 I never forgot Rumble in the Bronx when he goes, "Where's Angelo? Where is he?" And then the guy who's supposed to be a gangster goes, "I don't know. I don't know." YOU KNOW, PURSUIT OF HAPPYNESS. The whole movie? Oh, when he's when he's blocking the door and the guy's banging on the door when he's in there trying to sleep with his son? I was just like, "Damn! That was really smart that left me. This guy is working hard. Well, that's also with Smith with the like, "How come you don't want me, man?" Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. Aw, that. "How come you don't want me, man?"
1:52 Slow zoom in on the little statue. That one's crazy. I was like, "Those are good movies, man. ████ That's a big one, dude. My favorite scene in any movie, maybe, is when Bruce Lee gets his ass kicked in in Once Upon a Time Shut the ████ That ████ is funny. No, no, no, no. That was formative for me. I was like, oh, I forgot Bruce Lee is such a big ████ No, he's not. Whoa, whoa, whoa. That was actually a made-up scene. That actually never I liked it when he whooped Chuck Norris's ass. Yeah, he ripped his Did he? He ripped it and went That's what I That's formative to me. Bruce Lee just couldn't stop beating up whites in his movies. Those are targeted. It's like finding the horse's head and Oh, yeah, Godfather. Big moment. Oh, that was huge.
2:42 for me it was Psycho. Oh, really? The shower scene? The shower scene. My parents Did that ████ with you? Yeah, just thinking about that or just like like looking out the shower curtain. I remember that was a Was that Hershey's chocolate? Was it? Is that what they used? that? The the the strawberry syrup. and white. Yeah. They can't use that. Oh, delicious. Sure looked like it was back then. I think about the Matrix steak scene a lot. Oh. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good one. Like, would you rather just like live in blissful ignorance? You know what I realized? Ignorance is bliss. You want to go back. It's like What would you do? I like steak a lot, brother. Cypher? Cypher. Who was cutting the Oh, that actor, Cypher?
3:33 Joe Pantoliano is so good. Yeah, so good. Okay, so from that same movie, not really related, but I think about this all the time, where uh where he Cypher's betraying them, and then that girl goes, "Not like this." No. Not like this. Yo, that was crazy. I think about that a lot. Not like this. Yeah. just like, uh, uh. Yeah. Oh, yeah, Also, in that same movie, I don't know why this like the feeling ████ me up hard when they're the first time that they're all together in the Matrix trying to go to that one room, and then they they notice the cat twice, and they turn around, and the door is just a brick wall. Yeah, that's just crazy. That gave me chills, dude, as a kid. I was like, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't the Matrix one based off of the Bible? No. There's a lot of references and stuff. No. I thought it was. It was No, that got That was debunked.
4:23 Who's that Who's that black lady author who like sued them or something like that? Oh, yeah. She said she made the Matrix first. Yeah. She like wrote the story. I think she got absolutely smoked in court. smoked in court, yeah. She got obliterated. Obliterated. Oh. Kate Winslet's boobs in Titanic. Oh, yeah. That was a formative moment for That was nice. That was my first erection as a Titties on the big screen. I saw that with my cousins who took me to the theater. Classy artsy titties on the big screen. Yeah, yeah. Pearl Harbor, baby. What scene? Just the movie Gooding Jr. when he's shooting the turret? No, when they when they when they saw signs of uh, intruders, but they're just like, "Ah, it's nothing." Very impactful for you? Very impactful because that just that just should told me to never assume. About what?
5:16 Security. Mine would be Oh, yeah. On your toes. But you know what it is? Big one. Saving Private Ryan with the sniper guy would say Bible verses between shots. Oh, my god. Dear heavenly Father, HELP ME BLAST THIS ████ DEAR HEAVENLY FATHER, ████ THIS ████ DUDE, the scene on the beach in Normandy, like, when you think about that that actually happened and that those young men just went out there and did that, it's insane. He got spawn killed like literally the second the thing opened. Yeah. They were built They were built different, dude. Or in Saving Private Ryan, the the slow knife in the eye. Oh, dude, I and I love that guy, too. Yeah, and the dude with the with the bullets just standing there just like Oh, he's so mad at that. You know how mad I was at that part? I was like, "You ████ p████!" That scene is so crazy. It addresses so many scenarios, man. That Oh.
6:07 Yeah, but the part I hated, too, was when he was just like ████ killing it on the ████ tower and next thing you know, he turns around, he goes, "The tank." Boom! Blows up the whole tower and you're snapping at it. I was like, "F███, man, I really liked that character, dude." You know what's funny, too, is the freaking like Back to the Future, obviously I could say everything, but then there's one part the irony that at the end of Back to the Future 3 when um Doc goes, "The future's WHATEVER YOU MAKE OF IT." AND THEN I WAS LIKE, "It is." And then my dad came home and was like, "Where did YOU BUY THIS TAPE?" AND HE GOT MAD at me. I STARTED CRYING. I WAS LIKE, "DAD, that was IN THE PAST." IT'S NOT CHRISTIAN. CUZ MY DAD said I couldn't buy it and then I asked my mom to buy it. So, she bought it not knowing my dad said I couldn't. So, he was pissed because he was like, "We're trying to save money." It was a VHS tape, which I guess were like expensive back then. He looks at the bank account and he's
6:57 like, "It changed." Oh, dude, this one right here? This one right here. This one right here. Oh, Terminator. Oh, yeah. I thought you were going to say Shredder. That's Shredder. Oh, that No, THAT WAS THE REVERSE. THAT MADE ME SCARED AS A KID, THOUGH. I'M LIKE, "OH, he can't die. He's coming back." That was crazy. The thumbs up was sick. That was sick. Also, also when the homie grabs the knife. You can't do nothing, man. yeah. And that dude's like, "What the f███?" That ████ was crazy. Hey, Taken. Oh, yeah, the phone call part. I was like, "I'm going to find you." I will find you.
7:49 And lick your ass. What version did you see? I would have been like, "For real, dog?" Wait. No, I I loved how there was like a father heroic moment, you know? The ████ father was ████ like, "I'm going to find you and do whatever it takes to get my daughter back." You know in the version for Algeria You know in the version for Algeria, the Algerians win? Oh, really? Yeah, he doesn't get his daughter back. Just found the daughter ████ dodge. Woah. Yes. They believe there's a There's a Algerian cut. The Saudi Arabian prince cut. Well, cuz it was It was a testing ground of Algeria. They won that side. They're like, "I don't like Americans." No, why do Americans win? Oh, boo. We want to win. He has weird accent. He's not real American. This is going to ruin my business. Damn. That scene where they have those girls
8:39 and have the shower curtains in the middle and stuff, that was crazy as ████ Dude. The fact that the friend just like died, I think that was really sad. That part was sad. think people stopped traveling to Eastern Europe because of that movie? I'd think twice. And Hostel? I know for a fact that half of the girls in my life at the time thought twice when they were at an airport like through kind of more heinous way. Yeah. As you should and ████ Legit. Remember The Usual Suspects? At the very end when Somebody's foot gets all straight and he starts walking all like Oh, my god, he's me. Because you're stupid, Verbal. Because you're a ████ But I want to know is who's the ████ You know You know the whole I REMEMBER BEING LIKE, I LOVE THAT. I love I I'm sad that a lot of people will probably have that spoiled for them now. Oh, I just spoiled it. Dude, I hadn't seen I hadn't seen that movie yet. I saw like Not Another Teen Movie or whatever it was where they they
9:30 had that angle and they did that whole thing. And then I was watching Usual Suspects many years later and I was like, They copied this ████ from this. You didn't know it was a parody. I didn't know, yeah. Every part of Not Another Teen Movie will stay with me forever. So funny, dude. There's a girl about to board a plane to Paris that I'M IN LOVE WITH. DUDE, I remember there was a there was a time where every day I was watching The Fugitive. I just loved the movie. The whole say everything. The part where he goes, "I didn't kill my wife." "I don't care." "I don't care." Hey, what's up? What movie with Will Smith? He was going against the government. He was Enemy of the State, brother. Enemy of the State. Yo, THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING RIGHT NOW. Gene Hackman is incredible in that movie. He's so good in that movie. He's like, "You got to take your watch, throw it off the ████ throw it there. Take
10:21 all your ████ throw it off the wall." That was awesome. You're either incredibly smart or incredibly You know what you know which one's kind of like stupid but really stuck with me is Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Oh, so good. I feel like I like that that like as stupid as it is, that's how stupid breakups really are. If you've ever been through a real deal breakup, that's a good one. Yeah, no, it's great but that really is they really it's like four irrational guys like me at the time. I'm like, "Dude, I feel everything that he's feeling." It's a Dracula love story. Something. Yeah, just all of it. It's like and the fact that the new hot guy comes in your life and you're just you hate him so much. Yeah, it's like all of it's there. Hey, 50 First Dates. Oh, that's You can watch that right now and it's so it hits you. It's so good. Oh, that's a good one. You know what was a weird moment that stuck with me but maybe it's just because I don't know where I was as a kid. You remember A Time to Kill?
11:11 I haven't seen it. Is that James Bond movie? A Time to Kill is the one with Samuel L. Jackson. Is it Matthew McConaughey in it? Matt, yeah. Uh and it's basically like this this black girl like it gets basically like killed by these two like white dudes or whatever. And then it's really intense, really dark. I was way too young to be watching it. Um and then there's this lawyer scene where he's explaining the whole he like tells the jury the whole thing that happens to this girl, right? And everybody's like totally just like dismissing it or whatever. And he's like, "Imagine blah blah blah blah blah." And she yeah yeah and this girl walks out and she and these people attack, right? And then he goes, "Now imagine she's white." And then it suddenly like the tone changes as if people couldn't process that black people are human beings, too. But as a kid I remember being like,
12:01 What year does this movie take place? I don't remember. It's like the '50s? No, it's like '90s or something like that. Well, though the movie happened in '94, wasn't it like supposed to be earlier a little bit? Oh, yeah, probably. That was a If it's a period piece in the '90s, people are like, "I can't imagine." Mine would be the um in the eating scene in Hook where everyone's pretending and then like ████ Peter's like too adult and then everyone's like, "Man, this motherfucker." And then I was like, "Come on, just imagine Peter." Got to believe. And then when he starts seeing the food, I was like, "He remembers." You're doing it. That ████ was hard. Everything's just covered in frosting. Oh, you know what? Americ- American Me had some ones that were Oh, "Open your eyes" the scene? But it was a Chinese guy? Yeah.
12:52 And I was like, "But your eyes are small, too." American Me was pretty rough. The the scene where like he's trying to like make love with his girl, but then he like ends up analing her cuz he doesn't know any other Oh, yeah. Basically like he's out of prison, but he's only ever like like dealt with it that way, so he starts basically like taking her by force even though she was like totally fine. And and then she's like, "What are you doing?" And he's like basically prison analing her. Yeah. It's crazy. he's like and he just can't like he doesn't know any other way. And he goes, "This is so different. It's not a guy." That's so sad. I I remember watching A Bronx Tale as a kid and the scene where he tells his dad to like when he takes a girl on a date and he opens the door for her and she gets in, and as he's walking around, if she pops the door open the lock for you, she's like, that's the one. That's the one. I always remember that. I always would call that the girlfriend
13:42 test. Yeah, yeah. Tiff failed that test every single time. To this day. He still married her. Every day. Most girls fail that ████ test. Yeah, they don't know. No, that's cuz they sit down and they go straight on their phone. Yeah, it's totally rare. They're already on their phone when they get in the car. They're like on the phone. You open the door for them, they sit down. I got to push their head down like that. They've been arrested. It's yeah, it's really rare they'll do that. You guys seen the movie Heat? Heat? Yeah. Hell yeah. Dude, the the bank robbery scene? Oh, bro. Based on a true story, you know what I mean? And they were actually shooting those guns downtown, LA. It's blanks. They're all blanks. Yeah, it's all blanks, but it was all the the sound apparently is like the most accurate. Dude, to this day all this gun community and everyone still reposts them and everything. Yeah. Wow. Just cuz it's such iconic scene. Apparently they still they play like Val Kilmer like swapping out the mags like
14:34 in the military. And they go, if you can do it this fast, you got it figured out. Wow. That's why we train that baby. RP Val Kilmer, dude. ████ I know. That's so crazy. I love that scene. Tombstone? Oh, yeah. I remember as a kid I was like, yo, these are some real ████ men right here. I'm your huckleberry. Yeah, bro. Come on. But then when Doc is like getting all ████ ████ up with malaria or whatever ████ and then she keeps giving him giving him alcohol. I was like, why are you doing that, you ████ You're killing him. Yeah, it's like you're the enabling ████ And then she But then the it makes it so much better when he goes out to the shootout all ████ up with his last ████ energy, and I'm like, All right, that's cool. That reminds you of Westworld when they reveal who the man in the black hat was. Is that a season 2? You ever seen Westworld? Is it I saw season 1. So they the man in the black hat, you
15:25 know, basically the bad guy, when they reveal like who he is, it's pretty ████ If you're like an idiot like me and didn't see it coming, it's pretty ████ it busts you up, man. It was great. You know what is really good motivational concept is anime. Steve says no. Steve says hard pass. I agree, but give the reference. Like what are you talking about? Like solo leveling. Uh-huh. Which thing happens in that? Can't say that is wack. Naruto, you know, Naruto. I used to be broke, ████ Oh, you're talking about the form the storytelling format? storytelling like but now I cannot lose. They do a lot of coming of age style. Yeah. To inspire young men. Just believe, man. You guys see Cast Away with Robert Zemeckis movie? Yeah, he tried to ████ that like ball.
16:15 Yeah, yeah. Cut a nice little hole in the mouth. Dude, Captain Captain Phillips when he's getting checked at the end. Oh, yeah, he starts crying and stuff. No, it was great. That was crazy. I don't think I've ever seen Captain I need to watch Captain Phillips. It's a great movie. I just know that. I just know that. That's the only scene in the movie. When he when he's getting that checked. The volleyball? Then we're back to Cast Away, okay. Dude, I got sad when ████ Wilson fell. Crying about that was wild. was like, why the Oh, that's the homie. And I'm like, I'm crying I'm crying for a ████ ball, dude. And then when he gets back to the states, he got he buys a volleyball. That was tight. Dude, you know what's a ripper? The ████ ending of Big Fish. Oh, yeah. sees all the stories that his dad was like telling him throughout his life and how they they weren't like completely lies, yeah. That was really hard.
17:05 But it was like it was like exaggerated. just yeah, but he was just exaggerating it for his benefit as a kid to like give him an imagination and ████ Aw, dude, that was hard. That movie is really good, man. Oh, yeah, it's so good. Cuz they weren't like yeah, it was all the same character. Yeah, they really were real people. It just wasn't as fantastical. Dude, the end of The Thing 2 where the guy is like, "I'm FBI." ████ He's like, "I'm FBI." That was crazy. What's the reveal? I don't think I remember it. Yeah, maybe we can ask a fan if they've seen it. They're driving and then like a car t-bones them and then car turns over and the guy is like, "I'm FBI. We're going to war." I get chills. Yeah. Comment down below if you're the viewer that has saw that. yeah. I really wished it continued. Cuz like I I like Thank you. post-apocalyptic kind of what's kind of like alternate reality stuff.
17:55 Yeah, I like that. Yeah, dystopian world. Yeah. Or when Antonio Banderas was Captain Jones addresses himself. Hey, you know what? What movie made me feel uncomfortable as ████ and anxiety the whole time? What? Birdcage. Resident Evil the first one. What happened in it that got you uncomfortable? It is scary. The fact that she she woke up by herself in the in the hospital. She comes out. Have you ever watched that one? Paint the scene. Paint the scene. Oh, you got to watch it. Never mind. I'm I'm just At the day like she wakes up in the hospital and she's all by herself. She got to go around. There's a whole umbrella team going on. what you're talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know, it's just the whole thing. That That was super stand out for you? Huh? You know what was actually really stand out for me? And this is because my dad loves this movie. So, I love this movie.
18:46 It's Air Force One with Harrison Ford. Love it. Love it. Love it. And it's just at the very end when he's like he looks at the dude he's like, "Get off my plane." My dad loves saying that when he watches the movie. He mouths it. He stands up. Yeah, I love it, dude. I watched the whole movie with him just to get to that part. He just likes that part. I hosted a show one time with Harrison Ford's son on it. What? And I just got him the whole time to keep saying his dad's movie's quotes. He was So I was like, "Can you say get off my plane?" He's like, "Get off my plane." I was like, "Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah." I was like, "Can you say, 'I know?'" Have you guys seen Quarantine or Quarantine 2? Wait, that sounds familiar. Yeah, there's a movie, right? Yeah, there's a scene in it at the end when they're basically trying to escape whatever like zombie quarantined area.
19:36 And at the very end, it's the two characters and they're like crawling through a pipe to to finally get out, like a really small pipe. And then the the woman in the back is just like, "Keep going. Keep going." But then as they're crawling, like she starts snarling and that's when they like you find out that she got like bit and she but she's still trying to help. So she's like, "It's okay. Just keep going." Oh, ████ As the person in front is like ahead of the pipe, they're just like crying because they know that like it's ████ over for them, yeah. But then they come out the pipe and they're in ████ Vegas, which is pretty sick. It's a direct-to-DVD Steven Seagal movie where he it's at the end of the movie and he he's like fighting finally fighting the bad guy or whatever. And he's he's got a hearse. He drove a hearse to the last action scene. And Seagal like basically has the guy all wounded and stuff and he's like, "You
20:26 want to be buried or do you want to be cremated?" And the guy's like, "I want to be buried." And then Seagal throws him in the hearse and he he's lights a match. He sets it on fire and he's like, "You're cremated, asshole." That's life-changing. What is that ████ That's crazy. Mercenary for Justice, dude. That's That's a hard title, dude. It's hard. Mercenary for Justice? His His titles are so similar. Don't watch it near if you got to go to bed cuz you won't be going to bed.
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