0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of Have Lunch with Us, where today we order Zenku chicken, which we're so excited for. Dude, they gave us a gang of garlic. They did, but they also left out two of our orders. Which one? Which one is it? The half chickens. Is it them or is it the chicken brother? They No one takes responsibility. I'm not blaming Zenu cuz I love Zenu chicken, man. They can't do nothing. Oh, I could do garlic sauce. Yeah. Get some. Give me one. Here I got you one. Hey, you know the Zenu chicken scandal, Steve? I think we talked about it here, right? Oh, the whole Zenu family drama. It's pretty cool. Uhuh. Like the son shot the mom or something. Wa. To take over the business at Oh wow. When I lived in Ktown, I went here like every week. So half of them are owned by
0:52 one side of the family and the other half are owned by the other side and they hate each other. Wow. Zancu Mafia. Yeah. What culture is this? Probably. I think they're Armenian, so that's very expected for them to not get along. Oh, yeah. And And I'm I'm saying that because everyone thinks I hate Korean. I also hate Armenian. Yeah. You hate everybody. He hates a lot of people. So don't don't get it twisted. Yeah. Don't reate to one. Is Armenian Zenu? I think so. I think so. Zenu I think is Armenian. But this style of food is like to be Yeah. Lebanese, Mediterranean. Mediterranean, Persian. Do you remember when um Borat or was it which one? What one of his
1:43 characters? He got the leader of like Hamas and um it was like Yeah. And then cuz they're like they're both like this guy's an idiot cuz he thought Hamas was like hummus. Yeah. And he goes, "Oh, yeah. How come you you like hummus? You like hummus. I like hummus." When I lived uh when I lived in uh Studio City, I used my apartment building on Woodman used to be in walking distance from this Mediterranean spot called Carnival. And that is like the best Mediterranean spot in LA according to many people. Yeah. Carnival. There's a spot next to um gym. What was that called place? Sahara. Sahara. Oh, that place is so good. So, we see there all the time. A little mom and pop spot. Sahara. That's what that's what Carnival
2:33 is. It's just a total family-owned restaurant. And they're all yelling at each other and ████ like that. They're all owned by a bunch of sisters. Run the whole the whole show. I love it when you could taste the smokiness of like the charcoal that they're grilling on. So, it's Sahara. You could taste it level, dude. Can I get a pita bread? I'll grab whatever, please. Hey, let me get one of those. That's like That's like the tail of like a a F restaurant. Yeah. If they come out and they got We call it thumb soup. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thumb soup. Yeah. They got the thumb in the bowl in the soup when they hit it. It's like this is going to taste bomb. You probably got like a C or a D rating on the restaurant, but it's going to be bomb. ████ yeah, dude. What if they got soup outside? Soup outside, man. If they argue with you that you're wrong, it's probably going to be bomb there. Yo, if they don't make eye contact with you while they're taking your order,
3:23 probably going to be bomb. This is called tahini sauce. Yeah, tahini. It's like ████ nuts and ████ We got tahini. Nuts and oils. I think he's bomb. Are you just doing research and not eating? Yeah, that's to plug it all in. He's macro in it. Yeah, he's trying to like He's tracking it, brother. Tahini sauce is Oh, it's pretty high in fat. No, super high in fat. It's rough. 1 oz. Wait, I don't sesame. Is that a ground sesame seeds? It could be. It's like some sort of ████ nuts. Nuts or seeds? And they ground it up and it's all It's like 4 g of fat to one gram of protein for each teas tablespoon. O. Wow. Okay. That's a sauce though. You put a little bit on the pa, you're good to go. Okay. I'm going to do a little bit. Oh, you like to play with fire, huh? Mhm. I could do two tablespoons. No, that's too much.
4:15 I love Zanku because usually when me and Nina go there, if you get like a a half chicken plate or a quarter chicken plate, for some reason that costs more than just the whole chicken family meal by like a dollar. So, we just get the whole chicken family meal, which means I just get to eat extra. I never finish like all the sides, but I down the chicken. Zen Zenko has a special place in my heart because when I used to go to UCLA, I used to go to the one down on Sautéel or no Salvad and that's when I first discovered it and and at that time it was like each plate was like seven or nine bucks. So for under 10 bucks, you can get a ████ ton of food and it was so good. It was like healthy, too. Mhm. I wish there was Zenu in Vegas. I me too, dude. This is the kind of food I'm missing out on. I'm sure I'm sure I'm sure they got some good Mediterranean spots, right? You got
5:05 to go to Moroi. Shout outs to Moroi. Moroi is ████ bomb. What is that? Mediterranean. It's a Mediterranean spot. Um I think it's better than Zenu. And there's another one. ████ What is this called? What is it? Moroi. You know how there's all those like family chains? It's one of those family chains. There's like three of them. They're like spread out. Oh, I could do 1 oz of this. Oh, and it's it's nine grams of fat. So, yeah. Moro is really good. And there's another one. I forgot that scale. Yeah. Let's see it. Yeah. These are cool. Have you seen the AI ones now? Do you believe the AI ones? I don't know. I never tried it. But And then this one's cool cuz then you could just get a barcode and scan it. Damn, that's a cool little portable scale, dude. Oh, that's cool, man. Sorry, there's They don't have it. I
5:55 love Lotus. Lotus of Sam in Vegas is dope. So good. So good, but so pricey. So pricey. Yeah, but it's it's like Tai D. What are you saying right now? It's like Thai fine dining. That's why. But you're going to get some bomb ████ It's so good. It's like elevated Thai food or something. And I love getting I love getting like the Tom Ka, you know, Tom Yum Ka soup. Oh my god. There's a chain called Naan and Curry or Curry and Naan or something that I found in Vegas. It's hella bomb, right? I got to try that out. What did you order when you were there? We just got like um tandoori chicken, tikka masala, just this the you know the entry levels. Yeah, but the standards, dude. It was bomb. Oh, it's still warm. Eric, Joe, join our conversation.
6:47 He's like, "This was boring. I'm starting like this pizza is way more exciting." And it is cuz it's so good. Oh my god. You can make a taco. Did you know that all that stuff was actually Arab? What? A lot of the Mexican food. No, that's North Korean, bro. Yeah. Like uh the the schwarma style, all that stuff. Oh, like cutting it on like a like a like a spike or whatever we call Because the Spanish they have uh a lot of their food because of the Moors and the Arabians and then they brought it to Mexico. Fun facts, dude. Yeah. I think like the word al pastor or something is not even a Spanish word. It's like an Arabic word. Oh wow. No
7:38 way. No way. Wow. [Music] It's It's facts like that that'll get my ass kicked when I think I know something. I tell some Mexican guy. He ████ me up. You know your arrow. Even though you're right, though. Yeah. Mhm. Hey, what you say, fool? That's just ████ Mexico. But I do feel like some things get commandeered. Yeah. And they become that they become, you know, and that's fair norm. It's hard to beat grilled meats. Like the whole world thinks al pastor is like Mexican. It's Mexican because it's like the same way they cut a a a euro a guro, right? A euro. That's Greek though. And what about that whole that whole ████ misnomer of um you know everyone was
8:29 like Christopher Columbus is stupid because he he when he thought he was going to India when he came to America so he called them Indians and then they found out well back then it wasn't even India wasn't even called India. India is like like 50-y old country. It's brand new. And what he was actually calling them um it was based off of the word indoss which mean which is Spanish for children of God. So he was calling the Native Americans children of God and we didn't just call him Indian. It was a compliment. Yeah. But then now we we think about it is like he was so stupid he thought he was in India. All right. Bring back Columbus Day. Let's do That's to the point though because if the world thinks it's one thing, that's just what it is. Yeah. So, you don't believe in fixing? You don't believe in remodeling a house? If the
9:20 world adopts the fix, then it works. Keep the termites. Did you guys hear about It'll be good for the publication. Do you hear about the conspiracy about CIA? The reason why we're having all these different like perspectives and like taking down statues and all that ████ is because it was a scop to try to change history and ████ with people's minds. It's working. I believe that. All right. I feel like the CIA is always trying to push the boundaries all the time just to see how stupid humans are. I don't know if which side is true yet. They're still trying to figure out, but you know 4chan recently went down. I saw that. Why? And they found out that it got hacked by another uh by rival board. But uh apparently he got found out that a lot of the main moderators had.gov emails. Yep. But there but then the clapback is that that's not true and
10:11 it's just a rumor. Wow. So it could have been there's potential that it could have been like government ████ you know, inserting a bunch of like ████ Why would they use .gov emails then? Because they ain't slick, dog. Because they're doing it at at a formal dock, right? They docked the moss. They call them janies because if they're using gov then that means it actually is like part of their job to be in there. I think scops are interesting and real. My meat got kind of cold. There is a part of me though that just I'm so I'm so skept conversation. I'm trying to roll with it. Yeah, I'm just the part that makes me a skeptic is that we never have faith that the government is that
11:01 ████ organized until they're doing some ████ like that. But then it's like everything else you're like they're so inept. I also think though, maybe that's a side. I also think both can exist. Yeah. I think you have ████ James Bond on one corner and then the DMV lady that doesn't know which window you're supposed to be at, too. That's true. That's true. Yo, can you imagine like our Navy Seals are like just our ████ regular DMB workers? It's like, you know, some people believe that like like people who believe in flat earth believe that every person who ████ flies a plane is in on the secret. Like that s███'s like, come on, dude. At some point, it just never got that fun for me. I tried to get in that one. It's just not fun. Yeah, it's You have to be too ignorant to do flat earth. Well, if we just tried though it really tried. Well, then if you choose to
11:51 believe it, you're in an advantage cuz you you don't have to do any research, right? Cuz like their whole thing about flat earth is like one the the ice wall. I don't know about that. That's pretty hilarious, dude. But that I feel like their main argument is like, well, they faked those pictures. Yeah. Well, that's the thing that's whack about it is that it's all based on denying other research and never doing any of your own. You can't have a conversation with them. It's just being a professional hater. Remember that video of those guys who are like trying to prove flat earth and they Yeah. The light hold up a light and they have a guy way far away but it looks like a straight plane and then obviously the there's a curve so that the light doesn't go there and then they just can't figure out what the hell went wrong. They're not going like maybe we're wrong. They're going like they're just silent. Yeah, they're just silent. Does anybody know any flat earthers? Not in real life. Real ones.
12:42 I heard there's a recent I don't know if you guys heard about it, but there was like a recent flat earth disproving expedition. Did you hear about that? Uhuh. They took four of these ████ with actual like round earthers, regular people down to Antarctica cuz I guess that like seeing how the sun appears or whatever disproves whether it's flat or not. And after that they they witnessed that three out of the four converted to round earthing. I mean, there's still one of them that still doesn't statistic. Yeah. A true believer. True schizophrenic. A real ride or die. Do you guys believe in in the moonlanding? 100%. Really? Why? Because the Chinese would have exposed us by now. That's what I was thinking too. Other countries would have exposed it. They sent up satellites. India did too. And they saw
13:32 like the landing sites and the footprints. You can literally see all What about the flag? Was the flag still there? It's probably there, but it's probably that's the one part that convinced me was that why the ████ are America is more motivated to disprove it than the countries that are enemies with it? Yeah. Countries like that doesn't seem right. Would call us out and they would love it. Or but what if that is their way of disproving is making America be skeptics about So now we're just in nutty land, right? They're telling us from the inside. Exactly. Do you think guys think that China knows like about the whole Epstein ████ Like you think like they cuz if they have spies everywhere, right? You think um I think Israel does, they would also want to know that information too. You know what it is too though? Like when I think like an evil person, if I was China and I wanted to expose America, you can't do it from China. You
14:22 have to do it from America. So like everything that's bad news that comes out about America probably originates in America, but in some ways being influenced from the outside. Cuz if China says it, watching the Chinese news. Yeah, exactly. If China says it, everyone goes, "Ah, China sings." Of course, they're going to make that ████ up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's gone. You just killed the story. There's a um KGB guy. It's like a ' 80s um kind of interview that he did. Oh, yeah. I saw that one. That one's crazy cuz all the ████ that he said. All the ████ that he said, it's happening now. Yeah. He's like, "This is what I would do if I were to destabilize a country." That's literally step by step. Crazy. like I destabilize their society, their culture and all that. And I'm like, dude, America is disconnected because I think when you have so many different
15:13 like realities. Mhm. Like also like do you remember like there used to be still a connection of Christianity where like whether you're the left or the right that kind of brought you were united under that, right? Yeah. But now it's like the left is more atheist and then it's like they have a different reality and the right is like going super hard with the Christianity and I'm like dude I don't even know if they have the same facts. That's why they think the other side is always wrong. To be fair, I also have the same facts. I also think the left feels not not that the left like is atheist, but I think the left probably feels more rejected by Christianity first. Yeah, that's true. Like they become left because I think Christianity got weaponized by the right against the left before they could decide. Got weaponized
16:03 by the right against everybody, dude. Christ. You love the ████ West Bors. Oh my god. Those are That's your boys, dude. My dog. It's just wild. Yeah. So, if you think about all the propaganda and all the stuff that's happening in the country and then the on top of that, there's a layer of foreign meddling with our culture. On top of that. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, how do you even decipher anything these days? It's ████ crazy. It's impossible. Did you guys watch that Facebook? Impossible, dude. Documentary. Yeah, I heard about it. I didn't get to watch it. The um about the Russians. Yeah, they even showed how like a Russian troll farm created two Facebook groups of like super conservative and like super like pro-ISIS or some ████ And then um saw that they made them do
16:53 like a protest or a rally on the same day hoping that they can like get them to go violent. Yeah. Yeah. That's some crazy ████ If people just looked at online opinions the same way you look at a ████ Offer Up or Marketplace ad, it would help a lot. Like you would just know that like the person who's talking if their opinion totally is so much stronger than their actual identity profile, then that's not a so much a real person. You know what I mean? And it's like exaggerated. Like you wouldn't go ████ sell your iPhone to a guy with no profile pick. That's true. Is that a bad move? Yeah. With no reviews, with no like Facebook account created this year. Just little like things that like that like you can't care about everybody's opinion that hard. Yeah. But during co it like
17:43 it it turned into just like if you're not my opinion, I want to block you and that sucks. All that kind of ████ So, I think people are more conditioned for that. I feel like people just want to see fights in the comments anyway. That's a whole thing where it's like it's a it's an immediate got to check the comments. Got to check the like no matter what. So, it's like it's almost encouraged to say some wild out of pocket ████ Is everybody's is all your guys' social media like at least on Instagram really geared towards roasting India? Yeah, it's really I haven't seen that. All kinds of ████ Mine is I just made one that's roast in India. My ████ is majorly like every like it's always like some Indian guy doing something that the comments are just all roasting. You do Indian stuff. No, I started with me somehow. They probably thought you were Indian. Yeah, probably you like. Oh, this guy would love Indian content. Asking me to defend them. Look at his
18:34 people. Yeah. My neighbor thought you were Indian. Really? Yeah. Ryan and his wife two for two. Yeah. And I was like I was like, dude, what nationality is his wife? Yeah. Um, she's like Filipino. Yeah. And she thought I was Indian, a Filipino person. Oh, wow. Your own kind. You should come over to my house and talk to my neighbor. See what he thinks. I'll try to get hooked up with stuff. The last video I saw from Well, it wasn't tech technically from India, but it was from Pakistan. Have you seen this one where like they're at like a graduation and they're making pledges? So, like Pakistan? Yeah. And then she's like interviewing the little kid. He's like, "What are you going to do for Pakistan?" He's like, "I'm going to be a pilot and I'm going to bomb India for Pakistan." And they're like, "Wow, that's great. He's going to be a pilot. Wow, great." He's like, "I'm going to build a school
19:25 for Pakistan." And she's like, "Wow, so cool. I will defeat India." She goes, "Wow, great. Defeat India. Great." Wow. And sometimes she they don't know what the kid said and she just goes, "He said he will save Pakistan." Great. She's got like a hundred more kids to go. I ████ love that video. And the kids are screaming into the mic, dude. Yeah. And they that's all their like sentiment is to destroy India. Insane, dude. I will build a hospital so I can destroy India. That's crazy. That is rough, dude. Americans need that. That's That's how we get back at China. We got to do that our schools. What will we do for the USA? Do you like realistically though does Pakistan have a chance defeating India? Hell no. Although Pakistan has a
20:18 nuke in a direct conflict really. Yeah, they have nuclear weapons. Yeah. Oh, but India doesn't. Equalizer. I don't know if India does. I know Pakistan does. Damn, that's scary though. Yeah, it's scary, dude. So then like that's a case of like Japan against the world. How they were just willing to do the craziest ████ So it made them like way more feared. be surprised to find out India has one. They have nukes. Remember like 20 years ago when Israel wouldn't even admit they had nukes? It like all came out. No, they wouldn't admit it. No, everyone's like, "We got it." Yeah, we got it. Everyone knew, but like it was like a dirty little secret. Everybody has them. Is there a major country that doesn't that confirmed? And there's a bunch of countries. China. China has them. Oh, they do. Oh, yeah. Like a major I wonder if like billionaires have them. I know. No, I won't do that. Cuz you know, like once you get into your property, once
21:08 you have like certain up to a certain echelon, I feel like you're like your own like kingdom. Yeah. I wonder what the maintenance to upkeep your nuclear weapons. Guy who was who got caught for um for smuggling nuclear weapons or some ████ Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There was a husband and wife who got caught for that, too. I think that was Mission Impossible. There's got to be a private buyer somewhere. Yeah. Would you want a nuke if they're like, "Hey, ████ those. I don't know what kind of refrigerator to keep it in. You don't have to keep You have to keep it in Monterey Park. No. Someone tried to sell me a rocket launcher 99 wrench. And I was seriously thinking about buying it so I could go to the desert and shoot it. Yeah. I think once you get Glad you didn't do that. Sounded like a sting, bro. More money, more problems and ████ I really do believe once you get to a certain level, what you know of
21:58 the world is too ████ complex. Like I don't even want to know that side. You got to build an army at that point. Yeah, true. I could see like a police body cam footage of Joe standing next to a car and then and then a cop is like, "Let me see your hands. Put your hands in the air." And Joe's like, "What? No, I'm just here to buy a rocket launcher.
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