0:01 wait yeah that was the Oompa Loompa with with the meth what is she doing she's just a paid actor she just makes drinks or so they have like character actors in The yeah what [Music] the so everybody here has seen this failed Willy Wonka live experience that happened in Glasgow except for I haven't seen it I haven't seen it okay so this this promotional company they advertise this Willy Wonka live experience by using a bunch of AI to make the Flyers not even just the photos and the visuals but the text too and not only that but also the script for the actual experience itself that the actress had to follow all of it's done with AI but they weren't advertising that like that's a cool thing that was the lazy way that they did it and that's why everybody was duped by thinking it was going to look as good as it appeared so
0:51 when they get there it ends up being this like empty warehouse and it just kind of shut up this is where you bring your kids yeah so it was so bad so you know it was just it was a bit uh so bad that people started calling the police on the event because of how like duped they got it looks like just storage for the event yeah they just threw it in a Ware they just put pin up like random bag I like how they had a wall and a poster like this small and this is a paid thing it's a paid thing yeah oh no they had like a candy cane poster that was this small and it was just a regular wall like bro who finished this was like yeah it looks good the best one yeah so one of here I'll show you one of the best and there looked like there was a Oompa Loompa in front of a meth lab wait yeah that was the Oompa Loompa with with a methb what is she doing she's just a paid actor she just makes drinks or so they have like character
1:42 actors and stuff she's a yeah what the fu yeah but like everybody's already seen like all the photos and the videos and everything but I will go just to laugh at it now there's a thing where like uh some of the people who were working there are now telling the story about like what went wrong and what happened and there was a guy who was is actually hired to play Willy Wonka in a way cuz they can't actually straight up say Willy Wonka it's not the chocolate man chocolate man it's called it was actually called Wily's chocolate experience or something like that yeah yeah it is it's adventure so um I don't know about that basically the guy they they basically come for a rehearsal right the actors who are supposed to play these characters and stuff and then I guess like while they're looking at the place they kind of realize that like oh ████
2:33 this is going to be a ████ show sort of like a a kids firefest thing but then they they also start to realize that they're probably not going to be paid because of like yeah but the cool thing is that this guy his name is Paul Connell I believe he um him him and some of the other actors got together and were like Hey we're probably going to get like shafted for our money but there's going to be a bunch of kids coming in so let's just make it cool for the kids give them a good time yeah so they actually stayed and they did their job and I think that's the the highest like coolest point about this story you know even though everybody was so upset and they were calling the police on the event and the event shut down prematurely because of how s█████ it was and it was basically a big grift that was the coolest thing that these performers I wonder how much they made I don't know so they said that like they said that they said that when they get there they're given the script that's like AI written so it's like full of
3:24 typos they're given contracts that are AI written so even the word contract says ████ red no way yeah because this dude just uses AI for everything and and it was later revealed that the guy who throws the event is also a guy who has 15 published Amazon novels all written by AI he's just like one of those guys did he sell any of them I don't know absolutely published that'd be pretty all you got to do is put the same prompt you did get the same book but then uh they do this thing where uh they have they read the script and the storyline is like because it's AI that wrote it it has nothing to do with willly Wonka just says like there it's a land of chocolate and there's an unknown creature living in the walls that like uh they have to defeat and suck them up with a vacuum and then the lead character guy goes do you can is there a vacuum I can use for that and then they're like uh no just improvise it and so this dude really
4:17 they're all just like what the ████ do we do there's nothing else and then so they they do their best and there's little video clips of uh Paul Connell actually trying his best and it's really ████ cool like look at how s█████ this place is and he's doing his very best to like be in character for these kids a scary face scare the great unknown that's the unknown wonderful I love fantastic is what is that like look how crappy it is and you you just hear his voice trying to be as enthusiastic as possible why did he do that oh man it's pretty bad it's cool there's a lot of stuff for the kids to play with I'm not joking paid 40 a ticket for this SM as B
5:07 castle any what else and bet there's a half inflated bouncy castle in the corner of of the warehouse what that's so bad why is this guy throwing these events just a scammer of money well at least he made some of an effort there's just like random crap everywhere makes it creepier this is Ireland uh it's Glasgow so that's uh he spent all the money on the material it just di yeah but look at this dude he's really trying and it's ████ cool what if they all get mad at that guy like your ████ sucks yeah cuz he
5:57 represents this is his Emporium it makes it look like it's his event right yeah but um but now people are saying that like because it's become such a spectacle and everybody's like crazy about how bad it is if they reopened it people would probably buy tickets now oh like reopen a s█████ version or exact same thing exactly as it is it'll now become I feel like now people would go because it's like some of the funny memes where people are like are we sure that this isn't just a beex SE like the the whole thing is just the big like art thing who who is behind all this it's that guy no face to it nothing yeah there's a he has a yeah he do people know how much he made like like no one's like outing this dude yeah they are everyone's ████ on him like publicly they all know who he is they all know that he does this type of thing
6:48 they they've put out all the companies that he owns besides this so he's kind of being branded as like a just a grifter all around yeah what a scumbag should we have him organize the JK meet and greet or what do an incredible job overhead is probably there there's that there's that same like OA loopa table looks like a meth lab she's so sad yeah that's what everyone's calling it just like a weird little meth lab oh yeah and so the uh the actor guy he was saying that uh um so there's no chocolate there at all there's absolutely no chocolate and Paul Connell was saying that they had instructions to give each kid one Jelly Bean and one one Jelly Bean and a/4 cup of lemonade cuz they didn't have anything else is this the Matrix so they had to r one Jelly Bean
7:38 is that terrible that to ration the jelly beans out like Flavor what I hope everybody got their money back cuz that's just insane yeah it's really sad let me show you guys what the um I'll try to find a picture of what the thing said it would look like cuz it's really funny like I want to know the ████ flyer I want to see what that thing was like all the typos on there it's basically like this type of stuff that people would see on the Flyers cool just obvious AI you know obvious mid Journey you know there's a lot of jelly beans crazy though looks like holy ████ it's going to be a crazy exhibit that's what got people to go and then like I mean you could even see here that the ████ like look at the wording like everything's just so look at the bottom look at the bottom words cat ging live
8:30 that's so ████ LA turn none of the parents read the flyer like this is another thing like if my child is under 10 years old I'm reading whatever they're sending like where do you want to go let me see yeah oh the place that hasn't spelled a single thing correctly we're definitely going to we're going yeah well they're also Irish or whatever right they're like maybe they thought it was another bro the Scholastic Book Fair looks way more lit than this true that's because it is I had to beg my parents for money to buy one book just the presentation alone is like this is way cooler used to be like Mom I'm buying book that's the guy that's playing Willy Wonka good for him yeah I hope he blows up man he yeah he he's got on his Tik Tok he gives a whole like explanation about shout outs to him ████ going 100% still yeah dude cuz that's hard I guess also the actors that they hired
9:20 are actually people that want to act like they're they're actually like career actors out there dude they're going to be like local actors for sure like that just live locally that are exactly trying to work and they were they were actually taking pride in in what they were asked to do but uh it just went so bad but the that's crazy that they still did it I mean eventually they all left anyway because the event closed and then the sad part is that even though it's a multi-day event they weren't open the next day and all these like uh people went and they just weren't opening up wow what a ████ scam yeah but then like I guess kids were really like distraught disappointed by like how much it wasn't anything I wanted to go mom yeah yeah he says like two police vans and two police cars eventually arrived at the scene arrested everybody with everyone in the van yeah ared arrested
10:12 the OA loomas that's sad right they and I guess nobody none of nobody's contract was fulfilled whatsoever even um Connell said that the uh he was only supposed to to perform for 45 minutes and get like 15minute breaks but then no there was no one telling him nothing he just did it straight for 3 and 1/2 hours damn pretty wild right that they even kids aren't safe from a firefest experience we got to get some of these books we got to see what this gu's talking about who the ████ is going to read a AI generated book dude the entrance is kind of legit like really I mean I don't know that big rainbow no this is this is Tes Tes is sold on this that's not bad I don't know what Factory I'm entering they spelled it right though Factory at least it's spelled right so that that um I like the brick work the guy who threw it one of the only quotes he has that's
11:03 out right now about the event like they're trying to get a word it's it's like I guess he's saying that like the police was called yeah he's saying that he was trying to uh this event sucks that the event fell short in different ways and stuff and that he's just very sorry that's all he didn't have enough colors I know but that dude I I really like that there was a silver lining to this all and that is like the dedication of the actors and the employees that were still willing to show up this St even though even though they already know that it's a botched event and they're not going to get paid like out here most people would have left at that exact moment like they wouldn't stick around and it's really cool they
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