0:00 thank you [Music] there is a new Little Mermaid coming out woohoo I hate change I don't like progress of any type what are you referring to racial things oh you guys aren't gonna like this here we go Disney 100. who's it playing it is playing 100th anniversary is the volume up the volume is not up it's not on at all there's there there it is yeah oh I see a fish let's see fishies oh that music is insane though man
0:56 CGI is insane dude thank you so I I missed a 2d I think that's the whole point of this this is the three the real right yeah you know they've been doing live action for all the Disney classics all the music well played already because we're gonna get a takedown all right if we uh yeah we gotta talk like like this but we're talking over it so it's okay don't worry what do you guys think of the rain today dude they should come out with little Little Mermaid the ride and then we could go through like that yeah they might have just closed it yeah sure they used to have it bad singing huh or
1:46 good okay really good it sounds really good yeah I want to see her uses her thinking about you know you know what I mean yo she better have some clamshell ████ titties oh I heard that whoa we better see him no by the way how big should titties be and she and she had clamshell titties maybe it's a clamshell bra oh this is like young Little Mermaid huh is that what it is bra is it like a prequel or something maybe we should just focus on the trailer but anyway
2:38 that looks like Mary J blige's daughter oh she looks beautiful yeah but don't say that she's underage like a beautiful like a beautiful thing they really did it yeah she sounds beautiful boy what is she from she's a real person real person I think her name is Halle Bailey yeah what is she from she's actually the singer oh she's a real like uh artist so what are you guys thoughts on how her voice is great the original Ariel was a white lady the ruining Ariel oh my God Steve I didn't even recognize she was black I don't see color yeah we don't see color at this channel I don't see color here of course Steve you would choose this article yeah creating all sorts yeah I chose this Chris ruined the surprise before the video was she was she really meant to be white in the first one
3:29 like the extra mile to make every character black now all right they're ones are probably walking coin broke because of it but they've already but they've already like announced it like that she was gonna play Little Mermaid way back and there was like a whole really oh they had a whole problem with it because they were trying to probably covered it too yeah I mean you know what the real problem is I don't care if she was black or Asian she's not a ████ redhead she needs to be a redhead yeah I want flaming hot Cheeto red okay that's fair calm down the realistic version okay okay I'll I'll have to the screen brightness was a little low dude hey hey this is a ████ HP Envy this thing's barely two hundred dollars where's the retina display yeah we watched it on an Apple I'm not gonna
4:20 watch this ████ at home good luck with that you know what I don't like about this it's not white that's what I was trying the part's not white yeah that's what Mike that's what my character's going for I don't even know did you did you like comments did you like Doctor Doolittle with Eddie Murphy Oh I loved it you know that was originally a white guy you don't say he didn't like the Robert Downey hey you know who else was white The Nutty Professor dude I don't know yeah 90 Professor was white originally too people don't people don't like that she's black I honestly am not sure but I'm having a lot of fun with it or the trailer but after the trailer it was good it's been getting a lot of love for sure did that really happen bro I didn't even know this movie existed until you told us about it today really yeah I didn't know I never heard of the new Little Mermaid never heard of it oh
5:10 yeah bro it's a uh well yeah that was that was the whole thing because she was gonna be I was gonna play by a black woman but then even now like seeing it like just it just looks beautiful just the way it was like the the CGI kills it she kills it it just looks incredible she sounds like she's ████ on money dude I just wanted to see flounder up close but they didn't show that so fonder apparently my favorite is played by Aquafina oh cool shut the ████ up and Sebastian who's gonna be Sebastian Aquafina yeah no I feel like they took out one of those characters really yeah no no wait I was the takeaways I think it is the uh uh Sebastian I know I was looking at this is in this movie I was looking at this during lunch she's Prince Eric she is no she is um she is ████ Davey digs
6:02 that Sebastian yeah yeah she's really Scuttle that's a good Scuttle yeah oh the yeah yeah who's flounder yeah Jacob Tremblay how do I know that name oh who's Ursula yeah who's Ursula Ursula I'm the name Jacob Tremblay he's an oh he was in the movie room that's right he was in the movie room with Brie Larson he was the kid oh yeah I've heard of him no Ursula her voice is Robin in the DC Universe or whatever that's what it said oh that's solid yeah so so Melissa McCarthy is going to probably be tripping and falling and bumping into all kinds of ████ down there stubbing her toe yeah you know what's crazy like when people I mean when like all these things get redone and there's like different ethnicities whatever I
6:52 didn't give a ████ or share one bit but ████ made Batman Ben Affleck from a white one white guy to another white guy I'm like what the ████ and then to Robert Patton said I'm like it has to fit yeah yeah that's when Keaton got Batman and the 89 I mean dude everyone gets pissed about all this ████ Robert Patterson was pretty good as Batman though he was solid I liked him better than Ben Affleck I thought he was kind of a whiny little ████ boy I thought he was a little bit of a ████ boy yeah I like it though I like the dark spots around his eyes howdy bro yeah I didn't like patents in as much do you think that's exactly why is it people are not offended when they localize a movie and they just make all the Asian people wait like which one infernal Affairs because in America and that's okay yeah yeah I'm actually I grew up with that
7:43 see whitewash ████ I'm mad watching a Samurai movie and I'm like where are the white ninjas like what the ████ is this the white guy that's gonna come to ████ the princess and save the day who am I rooting for when I watch a Vietnam War movie I'm like where's the ████ curly-haired Jew guy with a buff muscles oh yeah Rambo where's he at where's the hero yeah where's the Savior who are all these stun guys and why do they have lines nothing we didn't learn about Tom Cruise's Last Samurai in history oh my God it's so dumb yeah and I'm just like this is so stupid what's going on here didn't they remake Pinocchio too do they maybe just watch this again what'd you think I thought it was okay just like I think all the live actions are it's all right I'm like Beauty and the Beast but I'll give it to Tom Hanks because Tom Hanks is Tom Hanks he plays
8:33 Geppetto did you guys either do a black Superman with um Aegis what I don't know um Akon Rockies Michael B Jordan Michael B oh that's kind of cool he can do anything HBO's produce but he's also like all the time he can be in he's always pouty too that's kind of cool though he's gonna be in Marvel Universe and DC I guess oh wow well Superman is oh well he was in Fantastic Four nobody's gonna ████ about that either that's true but that was that wasn't in the MCU specifically yeah true I think also people forget that when things are remade like this it's not made for ████ old guys like us yeah wait for the ████ new kids the funniest thing though when you got a bunch of Life 30 year old dudes going like oh Little Mermaids ruin now that's what was the worst dude they're just trying to sell you the same thing you ████ bought yeah but also about Little Mermaid too
9:24 it's like I guess so much of it is her ability to sing well and she does have a really good voice so I feel like yeah that's a good thing you guys heard of the new Quantum Leap right so I was watching football the other night remember Quantum League no it's an Asian dude no it's Asian right so terrible and Asians are pissed because they're getting all the calculations wrong this is kind of accurate who's the Asia Guy I don't know his name but I just saw a trailer I was watching football and I was like Blue's Clues that Filipino Blues Clues guy oh they get the singer from Germany his action debuted yeah yeah get that guy in there you know what they did do in the new Pinocchio is they recast the Fairy Godmother and she was black
10:19 [Laughter] have you ever heard her acapella ████ on YouTube she's great it's ████ insane she fell into the shadow of her brother's porn tent oh I worshiped Brandy even more after punked remember when she got her uh raging out yeah they punked her and her brother and they acted like something happened in their car and she was so sweet she was like please no like she didn't get pissed at all she's very lucky and I was like now sealed and she really does like defend her brother yo she's like a dope like sibling like I'm I got my brother's back what's up like even when they did like verses and he was singing I mean awful but you know he was doing the steak but she was just they're still there like record him that's my brother you know what I'm saying do you remember when when um she she battled Monica in The Boy Is Mine
11:10 yeah and then when she did that music everyone was like oh my God that's crazy they're like fighting on a music video over a guy you remember that was the concept yeah that was crazy though I was more mind-blown by Usher and an eye patch during nice and slow whipping the ████ out of everybody with an exploding suitcase the storyline we don't really talk about the stories old school music videos like that we were wrong I know and they started doing the thing where like in the middle of the music video a sketch would happen oh yeah and then they go back to the song oh they don't do that anymore no they don't but you know what who did it the best is R Kelly with Trapped in the Closet dude that that was the bad you're gonna say your favorite MJ but that works too I did it really well too yeah he was the innovator but like I'm talking about the 90s R B's but R Kelly elevated it he took it
12:01 all story yes I'm ready I'm ready for a troll version of all this like I want I wish they did Top Gun too starring Michael B Jordan as Tom Cruise's character Maverick and they just played it straight where it's like he in like Maverick how long has it been he's like he's like a sequel replacement yeah yeah not even a remake a sequel It's like changing yeah and they never address anything piss everyone the ████ off with this ████ and it's like Maverick hey mad we used to work together a long time you know Great Balls of Fire and he's like a ████ 29 year old black dude dude that's that's good they don't mention it that's almost what happened with Breaking Bad El Camino movie oh really there's a character in El Camino who got so fat since like and since breaking bad
12:51 he's that one like sociopath blonde guy that keeps Jesse in the jail yeah right he's getting s████████ and they don't address like that how he looks completely different it looks like a totally different guy yeah I got him yeah Clemens got stung by a bees huh it's pretty good but overall I think the live actions are you know again they're not for Our Generation but in a sense they are they're almost for our generation and our children it's a corporate it's a corporate cash in just like when we go to Disneyland itself I don't know why everyone gets so surprised like I can't believe Disney's ████ corporate cashing in here and so you go to Disney and they literally you go you walk through the door and they ████ attack you yeah like you can't get away from it plus it's like it's meant for us to complain about that's part of the market we're ████ suckers you know what I
13:41 mean not me dude I spend so well because your kid's gonna ask for it whether you like it or not you know Disneyland is a really good place to steal stuff from all right guys it's on the video foreign [Music]
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