0:00 [Music] welcome back you can stay with me word for word because you already know what i'm going to say welcome back to careful boys everybody we are currently off the record the eye roll is very good so this is the part two of how did we meet our significant other and how do we talk to them and the whole build up of it because not everybody got to say say and this is juicy juice i thought the whole thing was how did you ████ ask yourself no no that's what it was that's what you changed it to take another prompt for later we were like yo how did you ask the girl i was 15 superman i already told my story the original question is how did you first ask your girl out so we'll go with anthony in the
0:51 next because we know someone dies in ryan's story yeah so we'll say that for the end yeah because that is truly the end could she go die i got to prepare the death certificate let's go with anthony and fernies all right so it's debatable on like who made the first move apparently but you know because this is like you know on the record this is my record so i'm gonna say my part um so with nina she was on my old uh college dance team cadc uh so i would like go back you know as an alumni and stuff and like choreograph and blah blah so like i knew of her she knew of me scope out the youngins the new me old enough for kissing out for too long damn it that worked too well good dude you're good you're gonna find a lot of these 13 for 13. and then there was a there was a moment where you know it was you know i guess i guess is what she says i slam the dms you know what i mean um
1:41 on facebook facebook messenger right and it was her birthday give her a poke so i wanted to i wanted that's what they do on facebook nothing and i just wish her happy birthday i said something like you know like happy birthday and maybe i was a little more forward than that i was just like happy birthday you know it's like it's really cool to see you from time to time or like i look forward to like me all your wishes come true dick pic anyways um so so i just left it at that you know and i was like oh okay cool and that just kind of like you know broke that barrier but that was it it was just a birthday thing um and that wasn't until later uh that i was going to disney and she worked at disneyland at the time she was like dancing the parades and ████ like that um and then i went to disneyland usually when i go to disneyland i you know in the dance community there's a lot of people that we know that like work there right so like oftentimes people like swipe you in or or different things like
2:31 that like you know rarely try to pay full price when you go to disneyland you're always trying to hit somebody up right so when i got in i got signed in uh by my homie and then from there i was still hitting up different people i was like yo you performing today blah blah and then so i also messaged her in the dms and i was just like hey you know i'm a digital blah blah and i tried to in my mind i was trying to rationalize it like oh i hit up like three different people when really i didn't give a ████ she doesn't ████ know yeah but i i just you know i hit her up she's like oh you should have let me know like i would have signed you in or whatever they're right but this is like my maybe like third interaction with her like very very short and shallow so i was also like i i wouldn't just hit you up to ask you to sign me in you know blah blah and that was kind of nice a little flirtational we chatted my phone was about to die i was like oh you should stay in my room my phone's about to die it was
3:21 it's light flirting very light later on though ████ i can't believe i'm saying the story out here um later on though uh apparently we had a mutual friend who was on the uh who was on the team during my time but who was dancing with her at disneyland and working there right she there was a cadc party that was going on in irvine at some point so she had asked our mutual friend to invite me to this party i didn't know that she was oh that's what i'm saying she made it she made a strong move y'all just signed the dm's wishing to have birthdays and poking people you know she was making a strong blue that's why i'm like she really made the move she's like they call me mcbee she's like anthony how old are you so so so he invites me to this party i'm like yeah cool i'll show it to this party you know what i mean and i go to
4:11 this party and she's there obviously so it's like cool we you know there's a lot of people there everybody's drinking doing random stuff right and then um no names no names please but my ex-girlfriend shows up because she was also part of my dance team right and i and i'm i'm at coother i'm super cool with her you know what i mean like all amicable stuff like that um and i hadn't seen her for a long time so it ends up we end up chopping it up at this party and then because we're both alumni me and my ex it was just kind of like oh you you know what i mean like you're going to balance on the balance too so we end up leaving the party together nothing happens or anything like that it was just an excuse to balance yeah but it just looks yeah just literally it looks demotivating for that she later tells me that i ████ like crushed her yeah totally crushed her she also knew you're with the other chick before yeah yeah because we were all from the same
5:01 team and stuff like that again nothing happened but it was just more like she you know she like sneakily tried to get me there but then i ended up leaving with my ex so yeah so that happened and then so that kind of like you know settled down for a little bit but then luckily i you know still like messaging her from time to time the dms and then from there i think it was uh finally that i was you know just asking her out and whatnot i asked her out we go on our first date i take it to like laguna beach or something like that because i was like you know in the oc area take it to the spot too let's just go eat we like fly kite it's all cute and ████ like that she's being you're a cute man you're a cute man you're a cute this is like little love souvenirs shop by the beach and stuff had a kite and i was like yo you have a fly kite and she was like no that's wholesome that's dope he's never flown a kite i'm not even ████ i'm not saying ████ i'm just that's don't be defensive about it we're just like wow i've never heard you don't
5:51 go like hey you ever do anal she's like no and then you go there's just a couple of anal beads at the zoo so so that that yeah i asked her out that was our first day we're in laguna beach uh i asked her if she would have flown a kite she's like no so we ended up going into the store i buy this blue kite for like 14 bucks um and i guess the semi-cute thing about it is that uh we still have that kite yeah that's cute you guys go fly it no we never flew it a second time but we just haven't i feel like it's going to be one of those things that ends up showing in like at like the wedding or something you know what i mean are you gonna uh hang it in your house is it hung in your house or it's collecting dust in the corner of a closet no that's honestly awesome because on because because she held that kite when they first did anal
6:41 she penetrated anthony though that's what it was yeah yeah yeah you're very romantic i still have the same condom that we ████ with he's like it's like you've never been cutting that he she flies the guy he's like that's not all there is to kiting me not do not use this moment right now to ████ bastard has my kite i got this one i've been holding on down for like eight years do not ████ up my kite okay i have to clean out my ████ to flag shut the ████ up it is that innocent and pure blue kite blue cut i'm gonna look out for it can we move on the neck already goddamn man that's why i don't wanna ████ tell you my ████ i don't know what was going on dude i'm gonna go with you shut the ████ up you almost made it though we'll go out there that's a really cute story i thought it was great so what did you first do hale um never
7:32 i've never done an anal actually before can't say i have uh you never tuck it in your butt you're gonna love the kite element of italy so my our story goes all the way back to like sophomore year of high school high school high school yeah whoa how old are you i'm 29. old enough for kisses low-key i was too scared for kisses at that point your boy was scared he's gonna be for ████ eight and a half minutes you started to think the sound appears nick's just like i was ready gotta be ready you gotta be ready so anyway it goes back to sophomore year you guys have been together 14 years 13 years we've been together for 12 years 12 years ago you're the longest couple here oh no bartender they probably got
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10:03 500-500 to try audible for free for 30 days audible.com off the record i met tiff our sophomore year and we had like advisory together and like advisory was like a home room where everybody would like just do homework together and i guess we got grouped off and i never met her and i just started talking to her and i just remember thinking like man she's really cool it was like really easy to chat with her and i was like but i didn't really think much of it but i was like oh like we have a really good connection and then sure enough slowly throughout the year we kind of would just chat and like i would talk to her at football games or something like that and i just remember thinking like man she's really cool we laugh a lot it was just really easy to talk to her compared to like other girls and then we became friends and we would just always hang out and i i kind of i felt like i've always liked her but i would always be really flirty
10:53 with her all the time but we were mostly friends and we would just chat hang out in denial with yourself like you you like no you don't wanna like her for some reason no i just think i just wasn't really into like getting in a relationship like i would i felt like collecting probably clearly this is yours no no no because i felt like i had a lot of different friend groups so i would like hang out with a lot of different friend groups and just chat over here because i would just kind of float around i didn't really have my own like friend group you know what i mean have you been in a relationship before no no that's why yeah so but i wasn't looking i wasn't looking to be in a relationship i just was like yeah whatever but kind of as we started hanging out more and we started hanging out and like just having classes with each other i was like man i already like this chick i thought like she was really cute and i would like flirt with her and i would once again i wasn't trying to be in a relationship but i would always be very
11:44 like forward with her i was like you know when are we going to make out like i would be a little pervert honestly really yeah well that's your flirty that's strong i was like i was like yo like i would say wild ████ to her all the time and we gonna do anal well like low-key i would kind of say crazy ████ just like make her laugh what would she say she's like oh you're stupid yeah no but like she was super wholesome like she was a super sweet like straight arrow that's why i made her laugh yeah and i just was like yo like i could just say whatever and it's funny that she had a sense of humor about it like she wouldn't be weird yeah so i was like oh cool and then we would hang out and um i started dating that one chick well not dating but i started talking about one chick who like liked me and then i kind of liked her throughout the process the one that broke my heart yeah yeah and she started dating some ████ loser
12:35 so ████ nerd you know what i mean she was like uh tiff was yeah she dated some guy from our rival high school and i was like why are you even talking to the dude this guy's a square and i'd be like why you like him she's like he sings and i was like what the ████ like he sings like what is that like i just would always make fun of him you know and then we would we would always see each other with like with each other singing with others or whatever like that i would see her in like a there was this thing called the royal ball where people would uh do like the rose parade and ████ like you would be people would try out to be like the homecoming princess or some ████ right on the parade and we went to this and she was there with her boyfriend and i was there with a friend and i just remember thinking like yo this dude sucks bro i had to ████ chip a mushroom yeah yeah and every time i would always talk to a singer yeah i'd always see her at a different dance and i'd always be like yo like like once you come dance with me like what the ████ i'm like yo
13:25 ████ your day let's come dance on me i was like i was a ████ i was a wild boy i would say wild ████ i think they're called homewreckers i'm a homewrecker yeah and she'd always be like no like i'm i'm with i'm i'm hanging out with this guy i was like yeah whatever cool cool and then fast forward like senior year she was i think she had just broken up with this dude and she was on the homecoming court or something like that and she asked me to be her date on the homecoming court and i was like whoa that's big actually yeah that was her senior year yeah but that was just like to go on the date right yeah but that's turning up the heat yeah yeah exactly and i was like quit digging around i want that dick already yeah and i was like yo i think she likes me all right but this is when it gets interesting this is interesting so like we go on i was like super nervous but i was like all right cool this is gonna be fun because we already had a really good rapport we had a really good connection and like she started like holding my
14:15 hand like we've never made all these first moves yeah and then she would like put her head on my shoulder and i was like so she was doing all the work yeah and i was thinking in my head i was like i was like y'all i'ma ████ kiss this chick nick was wearing a dress she was wearing a tongue [Laughter] she carried me through the threshold yeah and then like can you tighten my corset for me and i was like oh it's too tight so then and then and then she kind of made all those moves because i was very like i'm gonna let you do whatever right so anyway at the end of the night i'm driving home and i'm like yo this is where i'm gonna ████ make my move yeah and i was like all right cool don't ████ this up you got this and then i'm waiting i drop rocker at her house present bites her yeah yeah so he pulls up and i was like and i thought like naturally we would kind of fall to kiss
15:05 and i gave her a hug and i was like hey i had a really good time last night she was like cool thank you thank you and then we were like this right and then i didn't i was like ████ i think i missed my opportunity and then i go like this i'll see you later and then like she she's like she's like and then she leaves like i don't i don't think i don't think she wanted a kiss bro like really yeah she was holding her hand yeah exactly exactly so i was like and then she left and i was like oh ████ okay cool i was like i don't i ████ up i totally ████ up steve is pulling his ████ hair i can't believe he did this ████ i did this ████ yeah and then emphasize i just kissed you no and then she she left and then the next day and then she was the next day on monday right back in school she was being kind of avoidant and being really short and we would text all the time bro we were texting she was being super short and i was like yo what
15:56 the ████ i was tripping right so then i asked her i was like yo are you of course i go are you mad at me hey are you mad at me or something right and then she's totally like nah i just i don't know like it was just kind of weird i don't know i think i need some time to think about this ████ do you think your kid's like at the dance and he's like it's jesus that would be so sick yeah and then so and then i think she just was like she didn't know what to do too like i think it was more of like well she knew how to do everything else yeah i don't know i gotta have i'm actually i'm gonna have a conversation with her man yeah you should you should use your brother confront her confront her how did you guys get back together so like it was kind of weird but then
16:46 slowly i would just be persistent i was like yo when are we gonna talk blah blah and then we slowly started like chatting again but it was it was like it was like a couple days you know it wasn't long at all and then i thought dick was gonna say and then i met this guy and he looked like me but he's like he's like he wasn't named me and he's like yo oh man i mean i mean nick you gotta like get it together with ma that that daddy yo you you guys are supposed to like get together real soon it gets on a skateboard and just flies away i was like what's going on what's that guy it's not tiff it's biff he took out all my bullies in like four minutes did you tell him you can't take that kind of rejection yeah i was like i can't take it i know but so we started talking again and because i'm a slow build guy that's how i work right i'm a slow build so then yeah i just ████ chip away i just kept chipping away and
17:37 eventually i was just very forward i think what it was is that i wasn't forward enough with her right in retrospect actually as i'm telling the story i'm realizing like oh she probably want to be more forward like even from day one what's up she maybe thought you weren't into her i don't know well you better ask her and we're gonna need an update so anyway so then i eventually go hey let's go on like let's go out on a date blah blah blah so we started we went like ice skating and ████ and then the second time i asked her out i was like okay i'm gonna ask her to be my girlfriend right so then ████ i was like ████ it like this is it this is gonna be the girl and then i told her i was like hey i'm gonna let's go to in and out after we ice skating she's like okay right so i i drive her to like i'm clearly not going to where in and out was supposed to be at the time and i'm taking her up to the mountains and i go to like this little like view aka
18:28 makeout point make out point and then i just asked her to be my girlfriend and then that was it the rest is history and ever since then what did she say she's like she's like oh no she's like she steps outside like let me think about this steph's not the car no she said yeah and then ████ kids yeah she was really happy about it but it was like it was i worked up to the point where i knew i was like all right for me i had to be like i really need to know that she likes me likes me because i was definitely confused after that all that point but it took ████ three months you never explained yourself why it got weird i think it was just like she just felt uncomfortable and she was unsure like she felt weird that like she liked me like i didn't know she didn't know how to process it because that was her first like real relationship too and she was kind of she i think she was she had a bad taste her mouth after her last boyfriend that little ████ dude i still see him
19:19 to this day too oh you do yeah i still see him do you do this to him every time yeah sometimes he acts like he doesn't see me at like a certain supermarket that's where he works ████ and like he'll look at me and then walk away and i'll be like hey man what's up you know and he'll walk back oh hey nick what's up dude and i was like hey how are you bro because i see him all the time and he works with like my best man like he works with the best man on my wedding oh right so it's like i'm like oh biff i said i said two [Laughter] but that's so high school though it's so high school all right this is what we need to do you need to ask what was going through his mind and then we're gonna have a part three to this where you come back with that information and ryan tells his story next okay and i hope there's no deaths i can't wait for that
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