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Corny, Annoying Streamer Johnny Somali Gets Banned and Slapped

#prank#pranks#japan#paid#hawaii
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0:00 thank you [Music] all right this one's a little dicey because I do not want to give this person more of a platform but lots of people are asking like Hey how do you guys feel about this uh and to every person that asks I always respond we don't want to talk about this guy so there's a dude who um he like live streams on Kik and then he was in Japan you don't even gotta say things ████ that ████ it Mr somalis no yeah all right so I said half of it he goes up to people and like you know he's just one of those like kind of like shock dudes that just wants to like uh I guess like annoy people for ████ content did we ever do the first one

0:50 here nah so it started when he was in the train and you know how like these ████ annoying streamers like they just do shock content right he went up to some Japanese dude and then he was I guess like he was paid so like these streamers get like tipped to do ████ or say ████ oh I see so he was paid like whatever five bucks to go up to this guy and be like Hiroshima Nagasaki and then like the ████ voice and whatever right yeah and then the guy's like what I don't understand and then he was just like harassing this guy and then this uh Korean guy was there on a vacation he could speak English he's from Dallas or whatever and he came he goes don't do this man what the ████ are you doing he was just being obnoxious but after that um you know a lot of people take kindness for weakness in Japan and then

1:40 this guy on a motorcycle rolled up and he goes hey what about ████ Hiroshima what about that what about Pearl Harbor and then like he was like oh no no no no no no uh I'm just I'm just joking man it's all good it's all good he goes no it's not good and then so he came up to him and he was like what is this he goes what are you doing and then the next time some guy came up in the middle of his stream just grabbed his neck and then pulled him down and I guess he's getting deported now that's the last thing I heard yeah yeah is he is it confirmed that he's actually getting deported that's what I that's the rumors but now he's like people are just coming up into the street just grabbing him and like good they're just bullying him good I was hoping he was gonna get really ████ up yeah someone should be this one my dreams didn't come true I think because he's live streaming and people don't want to like really ████ him up you'd have to get in trouble for it yeah

2:31 voluntary but he's getting harassed though at least that's good dude who's ████ busting up laughing watching this guy go up to Japanese people on the subway going Nagasaki yeah to like good nice people that are not ████ rolling over like oh my God and who knows is he even getting paid to do that or that's his excuse yeah I think it's like the the tips they're telling him to say like say that certain thing oh say this and then they tip it in but it's like if he's willing to say it then he probably is down to say it either way right and they're calling him an American streamer but I was like yeah cause he's from here right is he I think he's from uh Africa and then went to America and then like he's living in America and then now he's living in Japan I don't know some ████ like that but what do you guys think about what should happen to somebody that's doing that there's a legendary Japanese MMA fighter

3:24 that grew up in Hawaii that fought in Japan and uh everyone was sending it to him and he's super connected with the Yakuza and then so he was like okay I know who he is Let Me Wait wait till I find him and I was like oh [Laughter] but I think um anytime someone confronts him he just goes like oh no no stop I just don't understand I saw this one video of this uh he's like a popular guy on YouTube and he goes in like people's ears and he goes like he he says the guy that goes not him he's not the belt guy yeah he's annoying I like him when he's not doing that oh you're talking about the Mexican dude it's like yeah he wants like a little Duvall or something and there was like some like I think he was like at an event and he went up to him and was like grabbing him and then like you know like

4:14 moaning in his ear a live event while they all have like microphones and this big black security guard comes up and like ████ slams some of the Quran and just beats him up I love that but then the whole time he's like pleading with the guy like what the ████ are you doing to me like this is a joke like what the ████ is wrong with you that's just everyone's out they just say that it's a joke it's just like I don't understand like there's nothing more ████ made to me than that I saw this one British prankster goth ████ up it was so satisfying right so like they were doing a ATM robbery prank oh good this guy's pulling out money and he comes up and he pretends like he's robbing him right right and this guy next to him that was getting money out just goes and starts wailing on his ass and he's like this is River and he just keeps yeah good going right and then the guy's running up with the camera and then he

5:04 gets up and he has blood all over his face nothing gets me more rock solid I love that Soul bug s who walked into somebody's house with their family in there that was the craziest the dad just like guides them out but like like goes into the house sits on the couch like kids are in there I feel like you can't do that in the UK someone's house print you know that same uh dude that did that prank did the one that oh yeah is it the homeless one no he went up to a freaking uh old like there's this old white lady on a bench in the park with her little dog and he steals her dogs these people just need to like runs off I hope he gets run over what's what's the prank though yeah that she thought her dog just got someone because it's

5:55 reality to these people it's not a prank yeah dude yeah at that point these aren't good pranks it's all because of punk but even Punk was like so much like you know is the word creative is that the word they are created we're just like it's not as but it's not as like harmful yeah or serious they're more nuanced at least and they're usually pranking their friends friends that's the key thing celebrities essentially they're friends yeah I like Eric Andre you like Eric Andre yeah his pranks are really good and I feel like they're they're kind of well his pranks usually he's the he's the clown yeah he's not making other people as much the clown you know there was one where he was pretending to be he was a construction worker and he got he he stuck in cement from his away stuff and he's like please help me out help me out I don't know what the ████ happened and then he's

6:45 like people are like throwing up a rope and he's like I just can't and he's like can you give me an ice cream cone I need an ice cream cone and then they go get it and bring it back he's like oh can I get some sprinkles like that that's a prank that's funny to me and everyone is just like really worried like oh my God are you okay and he's like yeah they're running getting sprinkles back no he didn't sprinkles it's like how old is this problem it's like when you look at Steve Green ████ veteran of of the prankster two pranksters yeah it's like he lamb lampooned this entire thing ages ago yet there's always a new generation that doesn't ████ get it and they do intentionally want these to be this way yeah they're not missing the Mark I think like they're hitting it so like there's um you know out of the male population it's a high amount of like sociopath Psychopaths right like one out

7:35 of ten or whatever I think it's just young men that have no social awareness oh yeah and they're just like whether it's like have you heard of influenza or like not influenza um influenza is just a fluke affluenza or like people that are just they they grew up like in such a bubble they don't realize like they can they don't have empathy right so they go oh dude it's gonna be so funny because you know it's a joke to you you ████ know but do they know or they didn't have parents that would beat their ass exactly that's the main thing and when they're getting like ████ up they're just like wait a minute why is it happening to me yeah yeah I remember there were those guys I think they were like in New York

8:26 or something and they had like accent S I don't know where they were from but they would just do pranks in the hood because they knew like these black dudes would beat the ████ out of them if they tried anything and but like I could stop watching the ████ videos because at the time I was like oh like who's watching this I'm watching you became their devil and I'm mad watching it but they these guys this one guy was tying his shoe and he goes up and he pushes his head down and has like a fart sound effect and he farts on his ████ head dude oh yeah I remember that guy and then the guy like goes over and beats the ████ out of him but he's like it's a prank it's a prank but at that point it's like I know that's what they're trying to get but part of me is like do they need to like break a limb on them you know I think hopefully that makes me feel the worst about all of

9:17 these examples is if it if it if it creates a negative effect on race relations yeah and I think what this guy is doing is so damaging that he's making people walk away from these liking black people less yeah yeah and that's a ████ up problem like if you can't do that if you look at comments on there it's like oh we don't associate at a exact Community right like all that stuff but they shouldn't have to say that ████ like the thing he's doing he's going to Japan and he's talking about Hiroshima like whatever the ████ you are that's really ████ bad and it's not even it's not what it's funny useless oh I got paid to say I had to say it because I got paid like it's my it's a joke it's almost the worst reason yeah that's a really bad experience dude you really want to create more races I got paid to beat your ass that's the thing that sucks it's like

10:07 because they already don't like foreigners in Japan right so like you're making it even worse and it's almost a justifiable hate yeah right exactly because they don't know that this guy's doing it for and even if they didn't know they don't understand it that way they're just like oh is this just how people look at us and if you have to make get your clout up by doing something like that is like is that even worth it yeah some people it might you know yeah but at the same time it's like it's really not if you if you if you pull out a little bit you're like this is not helping you in any way this is just putting a worse name on for you anyway and it just it just hurts communities that's the hardest part is it make it causes resentment that wasn't originally maybe not there like maybe they didn't have an opinion and now they do and it's like based off of this guy like that sucks I think the only way to make this right is like a bunch of Somalian dudes beat his ass in public

10:58 and say this is how we actually feel about it that's like some cartel uh fixing yeah I think so because they put their own guys out and with a sign that says sorry if ensen finds him oh yeah you probably already did because there's another video where I think someone stole one of his buddies cars and then they found the guy that stole the car and then he they made a video of what they did to the guy oh that's really cool they didn't get in trouble you're in trouble I think because it so that the car that was stolen was in Hawaii and it was just Hawaii justice so I think everyone that watched like oh I get it yeah you don't ████ with people like that in Hawaii and you're the person oh yeah yeah I would love for so much they whooped that guy's ass and then tie them up and then he just had his like knee on his back until the cops came and then the cops just came like oh so he he

11:48 wasn't like doing because he's like the streets love him so much like people will look out like help me find this guy to help him find and he'll just come find you don't dang like a bounty hunter

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