0:00 I like paying attention to the top half of the comments cuz those are all people that are very like loyal and are pretty Yeah, they they pretty they get it. Yeah, they understand it. That's the other thing is like, "Wow, people want to engage with the show." That's That's pretty cool. That's awesome. They want to hop online and say, "Nick, you're a ████ idiot." Well, that's nice. Dude, regardless you're haters, you're ████ awesome. Thanks, dude. It's also cool as hell that you can take the police test as many times as you as you need to. Yeah. Welcome back to Careless Boys. Today we're talking about our dream JK News Vegas setup. Hey. I think we did this yesterday, but I thought we We did this already. Yeah, we did We did this. Yeah. When did we do this? I don't think you were here. No, yesterday with you too,
0:50 though. Low-key, it was yesterday with What doubles is cool with All right, on the fly, we're changing it. All right, let's go. There's something I Azubi did not get groomed. Absolutely not. Prove me right. OH, THIS IS YESTERDAY. THIS was yesterday. What's yesterday? He got groomed yesterday. I want you to prove it. What's yesterday? You got receipts. You don't got receipts. I must think what I say now. No, see. No. Don't do that. I must think what I say now. Don't censor yourself. See, now you're going to change. Wait, you know what? That's what this is. We're doing times that we've self-edited. Oh. Times that we've self-edited. Times where we All day, every day. Get self-conscious from the comments and we've had to change. Yep. Or When you find yourself self-editing. Dude, you you want to know
1:40 something really funny and sad? Because I've noticed so much that a lot of the things that I've said, someone dies. Sometimes I don't put that part in. When even when they died? No, not not even kidding not even kidding. Cuz it sounds so unbelievable, but like I've just left that part out. And In the stories? Yeah, because it's Bring it back, dude. Because it's so it's so typical that the person will die and then I know right when I think of it when you're like, let's say you have a topic and I'm like, "Oh, I know a guy that did that." And I'm like, "Oh, but he died, so I probably shouldn't even Dude, just tell the ████ story. Dude, but then why is it that like so many people Because you are an extrovert and you know a ton of people and then people that don't ████ touch grass, they just can't understand that that's common with people that's like You know a ████ ton of people. someone dying so funny because it's like I can't tell a story about someone
2:30 without them dying. Yeah, you know a lot of people who It's like I'm a death note person, but But also to be fair, half the stories we talk about, somebody's dying. Because I think it's it's just that. It's just like those are the people that I remembered because they died. Yeah. And I'm so old that a lot of people I know have died. But going back to what Joe says, it's like I don't think I know anyone that knows as much people personally as much as you do. That's what I think when you live in one place your whole life. Yeah, that's true, but also like you're an anomaly. When I saw this fool have his birthday party and I saw how many people were at his birthday Oh, you would love that. This is like a high school yearbook photo. Like this is what it feels like. It's like a graduate Ryan knows so many people, it makes sense to me how many people would die. Yeah. Because it's It's just a numbers game. How many of them are dancers? A lot A good amount.
3:20 But dancers are dumb and clumsy. That's why they die a lot. They stumble a lot. A very large amount of them. Yeah, and that's He was like, "No, he didn't question my dumb, but he questioned my clumsy." He's like, "Dancers are actually pretty smooth." Well, it's cuz I'm dumb, so I agree, but the clumsy, I don't know if I'm that clumsy. You're pretty smooth then. That's pretty good. That's I think that's the only time I really self-edit is when I'm just like, I I don't want the story their body. I don't want the story to be about that. They do. Yeah, man. I don't think you should self-edit anymore because I think the heightening of it is so good. Is that not redundant, though? Like that it's always going to be No, I think Yeah, exactly. Do you think it's redundant to always hire strippers for Anthony? Well, that's the No, not at all. That's what I'm saying.
4:10 No. What about you guys? What are their self-edits? I feel like a lot of times I get worried about telling stories like that, like about other people cuz I'm like, "What if they hear that?" And they're not going to hear it. But in my head, I'm always like, "F███, I just feel guilty for like kind of airing out some people's business, even though the story is like, "Yo, this is crazy." This is a crazy to be obsessed with JK to to watch all this ████ And some people are. But to be fair, sometimes some things do come out kind of like Remember how for the longest time I was telling this story about one of my old crewmates who was ████ in the vanilla at the ice cream shop? He finally saw it. Oh, what did he say? He wasn't happy about it. Well, he should not be happy that he did that, actually. How about that? But like though but the only reason it got to him is because that particular video, when we did the biography videos, they went so big. Oh.
5:00 Remember that when we all told our like So then the one that I told about my first crew, that one like got pretty out there and someone showed it to him. Cuz they were like like, "Hey, you're the jizzer guy, right?" No, yeah, that's really how it happened. They were like They were like, "So it's not me, is it you?" Well, cuz they both worked there. Were you ████ at Froster Freeze? One of my old crewmates was like, "I know he's not talking about me, so it's got to be you." He's like, "You were busting some nuts in the He's like, "You were doing that for real?" Yeah. It was one of those things where he's I don't think he's thought about it since then. Did he reach out to you? He's like, "Hey, stop talking about me ████ in ice cream, brother." Yo, but yo, but what's the what Come on. What's he got? HE HAS NOTHING. YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. What did you say after, though? I didn't talk to him. My friend told me that he that he he didn't expect him to So he What happened was my homie was messing with him like, "Oh, he's talking about you because I know
5:50 what it mean." And then he found out it was actually him, so that's how Hey, be mad at yourself. You're a sick ████ Yeah, that's ████ criminal. You blaming him is wild. Kids are eating this ████ dude. That's ████ up. He wasn't happy about me talking about it, but like I don't obviously there's nothing he could say to like be in the right. nothing. You're lucky you're anonymous. He's like, "Why you got to rat me out, Ryan?" He's like, "He You still didn't rat him out." That's a pretty big thing to do, man. Like you work in an ice cream place and you're ████ in the vanilla, like And people know about it. You think no one was going to talk about that? Like no amount of time I don't know if he expected that after some time that would be like a mild thing, but like it's bigger now. Do you think he's like, "Come on, man, we were kids." That will put a whole new name to behind Cold Stone, dude. Plus I think I think it made it obvious when I was like I think I made a joke where I'm like, "So if you go to a If
6:41 you were going to a Baskin-Robbins in Texas from 2002 then it's like obviously I'm talking about this Then you're a ████ eater, brother. Yeah. I'm kind of glad I didn't really go go get into Cold Stone. I'm glad I'm not an ice cream guy at all. I would have gotten so done I only like dark-colored ice cream. Like yesterday we were talking I forgot what the topic was, but it was it was about like shady people that we knew or something like that. About We had a topic yesterday. And I was going to tell yesterday, but part of me was like, "I don't know if I should say this." But what I was going to bring up was this dude that we used to train with who like we found out he actually like he got in trouble for domestic violence cuz he like punched a girl. And then like all of a sudden like as he's working at our gym, he's like doing women's self-defense classes. And we just were like, "Dude, that's out of a movie." That's a literal out of a movie. That's crazy. And he just I was like Is he purposely teaching them bad moves so
7:31 that they can't defend themselves? You're supposed to block like this. Well, he might be the best person for the job. your chin. Block with your chin. Keep those hands low. I don't WANT TO SEE THOSE HANDS UP. Hands down. Block with your ass. They're all dumb enough to be like, "Yeah." Yeah, okay, yeah. The best way to deal with a punch is attack it head-on. But I think he's the best person for the job cuz he goes, "When I'm beating my wife, I go like this and I go like this. And then so these are the two moves I always go to. And then so the ladies are like, "All right." Wouldn't you rather learn from a guy that actually beats his wife on how he's going to attack her?" You get thrown down the stairs, tuck in. Tuck in and roll. You got to learn to roll down those stairs. So what are the chances that he's going to see that something you said about him? It doesn't matter. And I think about that. I'm like, "It doesn't matter if I say anything." Cuz if he gets crazy, he's going to what? You want to go right now? Again,
8:21 you you hit your chick, dude. That's crazy. I didn't do it. I'm not in the news. There's not an article about me punching Tiff in the face yet. Yet. Until you do the exclusive. Can keep a secret? Yeah, but what if she likes that? I know how to pick them. TIFF HAS YOUR BACK. I TRICKED HER PERFECTLY. Um Damn, that's pretty crazy. then again, it's like, you know, it's like you when you hang out with certain people, you see like patterns and you're like, "Oh, this is not just This doesn't just stop here. There's more story." What else do you self-edit out? I feel like you probably might have a good amount of them. Well, part of it, too, is like sometimes I just feel like some stories are just aren't worth it cuz the the end cuz it's mostly about the end. It's like, "This one time" and then the end like there's no ████ Is this entertainment? Yeah, yeah, yeah, for real. That's
9:11 That's what a lot of it is like, "Ah, that's probably too boring." of it's like trying not to identify specific people. I feel like for most of us Yeah, definitely. Because it's very easy to especially for you, I would think. Cuz it's mad easy to process of elimination for I know something that at the a lot of people has done, especially comics that I ████ hate, is like um they have to set it up, but it kind of ruins a joke for me or any of the conversations when you have to kind of go point out the obvious and say, "Hey, I'm not condoning this this this and this and then this is what I really mean." And then they go into their joke. I hate it. And I'm like, "Why?" Like who Like you're work you're doing that for the idiots that needed spelled out. Cuz then if you just execute the joke or if you're doing satire or whatever, you're playing this character and you're pretending to be, I
10:01 don't know, like a ████ pedo or some ████ right? And then like that's a part of the joke, and people don't get it. Why do you have to explain You're like, why you have to explain Nobody's ever going to be fair to you either. Like if they want to take you out of context, they will. Yeah, exactly. are you doing it for? Someone just missed it entirely. Right. when you and Bart self-edit historical JK stuff to make it more cryptic, but everyone knows what you're talking about. This is just lives there. Although sometimes, I will say, sometimes like I'll be talking about somebody and they're like, "It He's talking about Tiff from JK." I'm like, "I'm not talking about Tiff." Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That's so funny. Cuz there's it's like there's only one person that ever was here. It's like, "I'm not talking about her, dude." I think it's Immediately, it's like, "Oh, I know who he is." Seeing Seeing the wrong guesses is pretty interesting. It's so entertaining. Yeah. So rumors get
10:52 spread, though. Yeah? Wrong guess. Big facts. Another one I I think I started doing, which um it kind of annoyed me at the time, too, is like I'm more I'm way more interested in like discussing what the motive of someone is like if we like read a news article or like we heard that someone did something, like let's say a murder, right? Like I'm much more interested as to why this person did it, how they grew up and whatever, but it always like I think the general public just wants a circle jerk session where you're like, "That's wrong. I would have never done that." And I'm like, "It's such a boring conversation, but that's what most people want to probably like do." Like The View. Yeah, well, yeah, and then if you They want to wag their finger at somebody. Like if you dissect someone's like, I
11:42 don't know, like thought process as to why or like how they committed it, then all of a sudden people see that as you're trying to justify actions. And it blows my mind how like so many simpletons, that's all they can think of. Like there's no nuance, they can't go deeper, they can't They can't I think it's like scary to even play with the idea of how this evil person came to be. And if you play with that, then you humanize it, and then all of a sudden you're protecting them and you're for them. Nick was just joking about domestic violence. Yeah, he's all with it. But for me, I'm trying to get I'm trying to understand it, so I could do it better. I can improve on it. It's the old system. Dude, to ever hit your lady, though, like it has to come from the way you grew up. Mhm. Hitting ladies. Yeah, like
12:32 come on, that's crazy. Or something they said. Am I right? Yeah. It It's funny, too, cuz it didn't really make sense to me when I was a kid. My mom's like, "You cannot hit your sister." I'm like, "Yeah, but she hits me." And she's like, "It doesn't matter. You can't hit your sister." And I was like, "That's ████ lame." Yeah. Yeah. Were you Were you still smaller than her when you Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz you're like, "She's stronger than me." She would She'd kick my ass all the time. And before I all of a sudden like in 3 weeks sprouted up like a foot, you know. So So then it was like, "Oh, really, Jen? You want to fight anymore?" Like not really. She So she laid off. But But I didn't get it until I was bigger, and then I was like, "Oh, okay." Then you started kissing her, huh? started ████ her up, dude. Whoa. touch my dick or else. Oh my god. Jeez. Stuff like that. Fun Fun stuff. Family stuff.
13:23 Steve Green household full of The order in the court. That's insane. No, no, don't put that on us. Yeah, what? See, and that's the beauty of this show. Yeah. This is probably 7,000th video I've been in. She's never going to find this one. It'll be gone in a day. You won't be able to trace it. It's like looking at at a ship going under the under the water. Honestly, it's like committing murder and then dumping it in the ocean, you know? You get away with it. I feel that one. I know a lot of creators, though, that left the peak of their career because they couldn't deal with comments. That's a fact. That's really sad. We We know people like that. Even people in our circle that we love them and and it's fine, but they couldn't deal with the comments, and they're just like, "I don't want to be on camera anymore." No, no, no, we bullied them off the show. Yeah, even
14:14 though they they go on other podcasts and talk about how they ████ the comment the comments were like, yeah. Yeah, no, it's it's sad. It is sad. It's sad, too, because that mainly just happens to women. It's a fact. Can't please everybody, though. People are way more ████ harsh. Or guys who, you know, have the hearts of women. Guys? You know what I mean? What are those? Little ████ boys. You're looking at them right now. He's looking at one through the camera right ████ now. You're looking at two right now. Yeah, right now. Like, "Hey, when I said that earlier, do you guys think that people are going to think I'm like, oh, I like oh. I I like that, though. I like that. That's a great compliment. Boosts me up. It's It's confidence. Yeah. What do you mean? A woman's heart. No, we need You're like, "Yo, should I?" And then you go, "What? Shut the ████ up and just ████ talk." I'm like, "All right, cool." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I get it. And I'm glad I like the way that works because I switch off. I don't think about it
15:04 anymore. I'm just like, "F███ it. I'm going to be ████ crazy." Do you think cuz how people call you stupid, do you think that you really are stupid? Do you know what it hits the worst? It's at night, you know what I'm saying? But When you're staring at the ceiling. You're like, "F███, am I dumb as s███?" But then But I'm not stupid. Mouth breathing. That's why I'm in the car. I'm in the car. I'm in the car. I slap on YG, Why You Snitching? I'm just like, "F███ yeah." And I'm just like reading comments. I don't give a ████ you know what I mean? Like, "Come on." I got money to make. And then You take a Boost stick and start slapping on it. AND THEN I'M I'M DUMB AS ████ And then you're at night and you're just like, "Come on, man." "Really? This is This is crazy. Am I really Should be some dictionary, then." No, don't read the ████ dictionary. So
15:55 it's a dictionary. ████ up, Subi. But then and I come over here and Steve is like, "Yo, shut the ████ up." You I'm like, "Cool." For real, it is. Take it from him, like when you look at his history and how much ████ he's been through for his content, you're like, "This is nothing." Like does a dumb GUY EAT SAWDUST? I'M TELLING YOU, SUBI. NO, BUT THEN BUT THEN IT'S IT'S IT'S GOOD to hear because it just snaps me right into it. That's all it is. That's all it is. I just need one guy to be like, "Yo, who gives a f███?" I'm like, "All right." That's my attitude anyways. No, when I first say some stuff that's like it it is very helpful to understand it that way. Cuz cuz we're normies coming in, right? We don't know what the show's like. I was the same way until And it takes a while to like So when Steve is like, "Shut the ████ up. Don't even read that stuff. It is what it is."
16:45 You're like, "Oh, yeah." Yeah, and here's that really just That's how I I used to think like that, too, until he's explained it. And I'm just like, "Yeah." That's awesome. Makes ████ sense. to help you guys, but Steve's got ice cold veins, that's why. He's got ice in his veins, baby. I just got bullied as a kid, so it doesn't get worse than that. Like people talking about you online, I'm like, "Whatever, dude." I already say that to myself in the mirror. I had people up in up in my ass all the time. There's nothing worse you can say that I haven't already said to myself. You ain't telling me nothing new. No, it's a little different. Hate me more than you'll ever hate me. That's my secret power. You know what's funny is that I I had like a lunch with my elementary school friends the other week. And I I told them how I remember I told the story about my sixth grade teacher who he died of AIDS. And And like the girls had like spit on his car because they hated him. And then I I told them how like you changed the story to I spit on
17:36 his car and then he died of AIDS. And they were dying laughing. Cuz they thought that's They They were like, "We're going to start saying that now." So you're sure? Yeah. I don't think you're dumb, Subi. Dude, we don't think you're ████ that ████ ████ them. That was kind of dumb. I just don't put any weight on the opinion of a loser. Or stranger. So like Strangers, exactly. You don't even know if You don't even know if you value anything that this person says. Exactly. And pretty much people that are doing that are probably like a 12-year-old bedroom dweller. I think it matters if that's all you've got. But if you don't have actual people in your life that like you, then I could see why that would matter a lot. Yeah. Yeah, it shouldn't. You're on an island and ████ you have no one to hang out with. Plus it's like again, like I I I like paying attention to the
18:27 top half of the comments cuz those are all people that are very like loyal and are pretty Yeah, they they pre They get it. Yeah, they understand it. But thanks for commenting either way. No, seriously, yeah. That's the other thing is like, "Wow, people want to engage with the show." That's That's pretty cool. They want to hop online and say, "Nick, you're a ████ idiot." You know, that's nice. Dude, regardless of your haters, you're ████ awesome. Thanks, dude. It's also cool as hell that you can take the police test as many times as you as you need to. Yeah. He's so sincere. He is so He's such a good straight man, dude. You're You're taking over Anthony's spot.
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