0:00 what car does Michael Jackson belong on like a Pontiac or something a Lotus um that's classic yeah old school Lotus Michael Jackson well because I'm trying to picture it because it's a dope idea or a short bus or a short bus or just an all-white van [Music] all right so uh there's this woman from Miami who got her head shots taken headshots headshots I'm just making sure that the live is on because we're all live and only our patreon people can see behind the scenes live but go ahead just letting them know let them know let them know there's this Miami woman who got her headshots taken and then the photos were sold to a stock photo site and now she's on the cover of an erotic novel
0:50 titled his big childhood sweetheart I got the whole story mixed up because it sounded juicy and then it sounded boring okay say the whole story so I'm supposed to be the one at 80 to 8080 but I was paying attention oh my God in the middle of saying that that's a terrible picture so I already know what you said so this lady right here she just wanted to go get some head shots one day from a photographer she hired this photographer for 100 bucks 100 bucks all right but she didn't read the fine print on what he was gonna do with these photos and he sold it to a stock photo site and she didn't realize until some of her people in her friend's Circle sent her photos of her being on the cover of an erotic child or not child sorry what it says the big childhood sweetheart childhood
1:40 sweetheart the word was in there why is that embarrassing she's winning the guy of her dream no I think the money right what did the photographer make off something like that he probably just sold it as a buyout right the fact that she ain't gonna make none of it though she she paid she paid him 100 to take headshot photos of her but then he got he ducked out he cashed out by selling it to a stock photo spot no water was so cheap it's a side note and maybe it's because I feel like I'm getting old but a lot of like lady friends and my age uh read those books yeah and I didn't know that was a thing me neither oh even younger girls by reading Danielle's it's Daniel Steele man yeah I didn't know it was a thing what is that motion just so you can explain to the fans like DJ stuff they play with fidget Spinners in their pants they're definitely fidgeting while they're reading I think yeah I didn't know it was like that they're getting hot I thought that was a joke oh really
2:31 yeah I thought that was you know what I mean like what's his name Fabio yeah I thought that was all like a kind of a joke it was like a satire but they're in that ████ huh I mean it it gets pretty erotic oh you read them you'll be just the chapters have you read one I've looked at the chapters or some of that ████ and they're steamy yeah I read it as a kid it should be reasonable we'll talk about like like his his hair was as thick as Mane and then like his his shirt was like flapping in the wind and I remember being a little kid going [Laughter] he was shirtless on a horse embarked like ooh it's very situational too huh because you never use other you never hear other people using words like that you know what I mean like I'm reading ████ like I don't know like X-Men or some ████ or like some Truck magazine
3:22 and it's very factual and then we did the motor swap and now it's a 4x4 and then I'm like okay that's regular English and then you read that one you're like whoa whoa it's crazy swapping a motor it suddenly it's a four by four something went wrong here I mean that's what like 50 Shades of Gray was right yeah see yeah did you read that no I didn't read that but I heard when I you know the second it got super popular and then you realize that all the girls that you know have read that you're like you know what wait a minute I ████ up in my youth because I'm realizing now the best ways to get girls was actually do the things that they like like what yeah but the downside is you're doing boring ████ it's the downside no okay so
4:14 like so like you want to get girls doing guy ████ right like you think when you're young you like cars so you want to attract Girls by getting a car oh cool you like muscles so you think like girls would well maybe they do but do you know but they're like but then but then like the real ████ is just you should read these novels yeah if they're fantasizing about that be the man in the novels that's true it took me that long to ████ realize you tell me Megan Fox and Transformers ain't real just a hottie well I mean she was at Pete Davidson yeah but she's like fixing the car and the sweat's coming down but they're rare though most chicks aren't like that she's single though right yeah do you think she watched JK do you think Megan no she's like hold on Cheers yeah I think so she's with Kodak Black I think she's with Kodak Black now
5:04 is he all there in the head I think no what's the quote that's going crazy right now is he scatterbrained my name Kodak Black but when you see me I'm white have you seen that interview so good it's wild it's so funny I don't know if he's doing a bit or if he's just like a like a kind of like Spacey I don't think it's a bit oh yeah it's he's definitely not writing these novels he doesn't have that vocab he does not have that he's very tangential dude you should see the interview with him and Caleb Presley he's like all over what happens if you're like oh I should be like the guy in the novel but the guy in the novel is a car loving Buff Ass then it works but is it isn't even like 50 Shades of Gray I don't remember what that story is you're like a billionaire I didn't even watch the movie aren't they like low-key ████ you know what I mean no I think they're like a billionaire that uh Sexes her yeah
5:58 by men he's like I should have just been a billionaire he ties her up and stuff I also think chicks are just dumb though I think like they want they want hit him hit him tell me how you really feel you know what dudes they want things in these books right but if that dude was right in front of her face she wouldn't be able to see and what a friend zone then yeah your face is stuck in a book that's true dude that's true dog stop friend zoning us we're gonna start reading more books oh you know what is crazy uh do you remember that girl linty Nguyen uh-huh she got her photo taken and uh it got sold to Scientology and they use her face on the Scientology building the billboard yeah the one that's right in front of the Hollywood one yeah and it says it's her face straight up and she's like oh ████ that was from like a headshot thing what's the money on this ████ right cause like
6:48 you go home is it homework what's the store with all the cards yeah homework you go there and then there's all the stock photos of families and dogs or Grandpa and Grandma yeah how do I get in there with like my golden retriever there's got to be cash I don't pay you a lot for that no because he's like in a conference meeting or like he's in some stock photo ████ yeah you don't get paid a lot for stock photos because it's stock photos you don't get paid a lot but you pay a lot to use them when you go to Getty Images or wire image and you look at the price of one photo look yourself up and you'll be like it's like 300 bucks what yeah but that's like the keys for that one thing and that's it you're signing on it just take a spoon hold the cactus we got to be getting images that's what we got you
7:38 have to be getting him he's not be in it yet okay so we got to do the same bracket is this what exactly is Getty Images because I see that all the time that's different but that's like that's more for like uh people that shoot celebrities on red carpets or go to events those photos are worth money because at some point someone might need that person Paparazzi yeah how's that but that's free yeah but we're not talking about celebrity photos we're talking about like stock footage when it's like regular ass people that's like but then you got to be a Paparazzi nobody wants to be that ████ the legality of it seems weird right because Paparazzi can go and snag Bart taking a ████ in the bush and then I could sell that but I'm making money off your likeliness yeah I thought that's illegal yeah but that's different he's taking a ████ in a bush like that it's not illegal you could take a picture of someone in public oh but if I if he was in his house taking a ████ and I snapped one and sold it that's his private and likeliness I think if it's through the window I think the reasonable thing is
8:28 you can't have taken it from an angle that was illegal to get to or some ████ but what about all these pictures of like celebs like on a yacht right oh Jeff base was out of shape again but then he's like on his own ████ in the ocean I think because you don't own the ocean you don't own the ocean and he's Outdoors on that boat have you seen those lenses they could probably Zoom to the ████ next ocean but the bird watching people all right my next one then so I take a picture of Bart legally wherever but then I throw him on a shirt and I sell Bart's face on a shirt that's illegal right because there's likeliness and I'm making money off it so like let's say you go to a basketball game you take a picture of Jordan playing yeah no I think it's illegal can you put on a shirt I'm pretty sure that s███'s illegal if I I say that to all the Hispanics outside the state or no.com no everywhere so no so yeah yeah yeah because everyone it kind of pisses me off as like a Creator where people are like just throwing Kobe on a shirt and I'm like of course you're gonna make money you're selling Kobe but that's not cool it's like at the point where it
9:19 costs too much money to go after them they don't do it they're too small fries but it's technically illegal but but it probably also only works when there's like somebody like Kobe's so big that thousands of people are doing that so it's like oh also really difficult to stop but if you're just like you know ████ JK news and there's one person out there making money off your merch like we're gonna go figure out how to stop them yeah there wasn't um we had fans who made copies but they didn't sell it they didn't have enough time for the shirts to show up to their house so what they did is they silk screened the designs and then they showed up to our show half flattery halfway that's more flattering yeah but they actually ordered the shirts but they didn't it didn't arrive in time oh you ████ looked up Kendra stuff on like taobao and Alibaba and stuff you know what I mean amazing garments yeah better than the original you know what's kind of different though it I think there is a difference between whether
10:09 it's the picture or if it's on a shirt because if you go to a souvenir shop in Hollywood you can't buy celebrities on shirts but you can buy actual celebrity photos on that rack yeah where's the likeliness like drawn I mean that's the whole reason Nike signs Jordan so they own his likeliness his likeness yeah likeness oh he's like likeliness how much people like him all that how about on the mug I I see celebrity pictures I like that there's a difference between if it's a merchandise item versus this photo I don't know either and can you hey like let's say uh a body Shopper like someone that does custom paint right what if I want a big ████ Michael Jackson on the hood of my car I think that's okay as long as you're not like replicating it hella times to sell it I think that might be cool as long as it's not on a Ferrari that's an Obama Ferrari will sue you what what card is Michael Jackson belong on like a Pontiac a Lotus
11:01 that's classic yeah old school Lotus what car does Michael Jackson well cause I'm trying to picture it because it's a dope idea or a short bus or a short bus or just an all-white van are you listening that's my did the lady get any money no right you can't or she did no she didn't get any money off it no she paid and then they stole her ████ yeah that's ████ that's we gotta read the final well that also is it sucks too because that book looks like it's accentuating that she's a plus-sized person uh it's specifically on the front page talks about this is a BBW uh story yeah like what if that happened to you
11:51 and it said like my little railroad Builder and I'm like damn it dude yo we should have someone Photoshop all of us doing doing some kind of romance novel yeah my little railroad worker my little gold miner or you know like you know like School textbooks use the ████ out of stock photos what if there was one about the Opium ████ crisis it had you just like sad looking there is something about education that uh all those laws don't count if you're teaching with it because my mom was a teacher all that ████ don't count so my mom my mom could like straight steal like documentaries and show them in that's true Nick the little railroad worker dude Ryan was able to take one photo of naked Jiu Jitsu class and then put that in the 70 different like versions this is gonna go too crazy that picture of me
12:42 in that class was so crazy dude it was so funny that was mostly other people and everyone's like add-ons to it was like was the best because you look so like upset and I wasn't trying to I swear I was like just take the picture [Music] foreign [Music]
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