0:00 So, you have to date today. No dating apps, no internet. Where are you guys actually going to pick up a girl or meet somebody? >> That's a good question. >> so like >> You can't say Chuck E. Cheese. >> Jesus. This sounds anticlimactic, but honestly the local cafe that I would go to. Because I think like when we were younger, we were so afraid of the cold uh approach. >> Yeah. >> Because it was so intimidating, but that's really like the nicest like easiest, simplest thing you can do. If it's in like a, you know, a respectable establishment and you happen to frequent this place all the time, it's actually very easy to just like start chatting with people. That's where I would start because it's a natural environment to me. >> For sure, that makes sense. I mean, even if even if like the bar or the club made sense 20 years ago, like it doesn't make
0:51 sense now. Like that's the whole point if we're dating today at like our age or whatever, right? >> when I think when you when you talk about like how to meet girls, what's very important to me is the genesis of it because you don't want to look back in like feel like oh, we just met at a place where everyone was trying to meet each other. >> Like a club? >> You want to at least like you want to at least like have a little bit give it a little bit of room for serendipity so that you can actually romanticize your own story a little bit, you know? >> I'd ████ be a yoga instructor. >> You would start that career? >> Dude, let's go, man. >> Because I was thinking about What if you're really popular with dudes? >> You would have that luck. >> Yeah, that would happen to you today. >> I feel like you just draw that kind of vibe. >> Yeah. >> Well, okay. >> Man's a man's man. >> Okay, you're >> Here's my plan, all right? My plan is by the plane.
1:41 >> thinking about this because a lot of people like, you know, you got the these fat-ass 5-ft girls that are like, "I want a 6-ft man that makes six figures, right?" And you got like all these like nerdy-ass ████ neckbeards that are like, "I want a gamer chick that's also a model, right?" >> goth girl. >> You ain't wrong with for if what you want, but you got to go where you want them. So, like these 5-ft girls, they're not hanging like I'm like, "Dude, just be a paralegal like be a secretary at a ████ law firm." You'll find a rich guy. It's like go to where you want to go, right? So, I'm like, "What? I like stretchy girls." >> True. >> Stretchy? >> True. >> I like I like I like uh girls that are like >> bendy >> into fitness. So, if >> fitness >> dick in your mouth >> Yeah. So, so like they might be like fun to go hike with or whatever. And I'm
2:31 like yoga is like a probably a place that has the type of girls I'm into. So, I'm like, "Okay, then. I don't know, but a yoga instructor is probably gay, so I'll be friend-zoned. So, that might not be a good Maybe I should just join a yoga class." >> You don't pass off as like a gay yoga instructor. If you were a yoga you you >> Not according to Nina. You call you she she thinks I'm so gay. >> And Nikki. >> They both think you're gay. >> I'm so so gay. >> True, yeah. But then that's different. They think you're gay cuz you're the most unlikely gay. So, then it's like that. >> I'm like the biggest closeted gay because that makes me the most likely gay. >> No, you would be the most upset like I would be most upset if you ended up gay because I wouldn't have picked you. >> So, then therefore I pick you. You know what I mean? >> I like being upset about it. >> Yeah, I pick you because I I would be so betrayed. >> Yeah, I'd be pissed. >> I'd be upset. I'd be like, "How did I not pick him?" >> It would hurt my feelings.
3:22 >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. >> I get pissed all the time, so I'm it's not nothing new. I'm just saying I'd be upset. >> how you're going to be angry that He's like, "What? You?" >> disappointed >> Cuz you play straight so hard, you know? You like you really go in the paint on being like a straight guy. >> be more mad about being wrong than that you're gay. >> But I'll probably have sex with a guy to prove how straight I am. >> I'd be mad that you're gay than I'm wrong. >> reference other times you did in the past is easier. >> Okay, well, going back to Going back to seriously no, like it doesn't have to be yoga, but like to really to really answer to this question, right? I think you just do this now. Like, go to where your type is. Cuz dudes be dreaming of a surfer girl. You're unathletic. You don't even ████ surf. Like, but you dream of this girl. >> Can't even swim. Yeah. >> Yeah, but you're at the library all day. Like, what are you going to do? Like, you'll never meet her. >> So, where would you go besides uh via
4:12 yoga instructor? >> of girl do you want? >> Yeah, yeah. What's your type now? Like, at >> If it's a big-titty goth chick, I'm going to the Halloween store. >> With Hannah, like, I wanted to get with someone that was into creatives. So, I was glad that she was working in theater. And like, I was like, "Oh, yeah. Like, so maybe I'm like, it could be in the industry. Like, we're working together, right?" And then you're like, I don't know. Like, like, maybe I'll go back to film and ████ And then I'll I'll meet a ████ girl that's in Oh, no, I don't like ████ entertainers. ████ that ████ Maybe I'll go into like fashion or something. Yeah. >> So, you're So, in order to like, you're going to go into a new industry and profession in order to find your mate. >> No, not like that. >> You're going to make a character for yourself. >> He's like, "I got to start school for this, too." >> But most people hook up at like work. >> I under No, I totally understand. I I I
5:02 think you're absolutely right. I just think it's a jumping into like their Let's Let's just >> Yeah, I got to do 8 years in a university and then finally I get a No, no, but like right now >> Okay, maybe I won't have to work, but like, I want to get myself in proximix to to the >> Proximix? >> It's like, how do I do that? Cuz like, a coffee shop, you don't know what you're going to get. >> You're right. >> You might get a mechanic or you might get a ████ dancer. Like, I don't know. >> Or it might be a blue-haired lady. >> Ryan literally could be both a mechanic and dancer. Like, look at him. He's exactly That's his demo. >> Hey, Sydney Sweeney's a mechanic, bro. >> I think I like the environment for like, because at this stage in my life, I care a lot about like personal peace. And I like the environment of being in a quiet place with someone and and like talking to them. And feel like that would be my environment of actually being able to do it. You know what I mean? Not so much Mine's not so much
5:52 like what kind of girl I want. I When you're in your late age, you also can't be as picky because chances are >> But we're high-value, man. We could pick anything. >> But I don't want someone that young. >> So, yeah. >> Anything just means all any anything. >> You're going to like >> It could be old, it could be young. >> You're a very accomplished person, Ryan. >> Anything beats all anything. >> You're going to like this. I've If I had to, I would go join an improv class. >> Shut the ████ >> I would. I actually would. You can pull ████ ass in there like non-nonstop. You really can. If you're slightly funny in there, you can >> Okay, James Franco. >> You can. You can absolutely can. >> Actually good. Go to where your attractive traits shine. Cuz you could be alpha in a ████ improv. >> See, that's it. >> Yeah. >> I'm not going to Gold's Gym. You know what I mean? >> Well, you can get there. It's just going to take 8 years. >> Yeah, you got to work with what you got.
6:42 >> be the alpha there. >> There you go. >> Yeah. >> Mhm. >> That makes sense. Yeah. I mean, that that would be the easiest >> A dance class? >> Just go to dance ████ >> That's the easiest. >> Yeah. >> But like um >> Dude, you'd be slinging ass. >> Yeah. >> But it it's like kind of the same though. Like especially at this age, like the dancer goes in there, maybe he's just taking dance for like ████ fitness and that's their weekly thing. So, you don't know what you're going to get. Um but to make it more fun and to like not go specifically into your profession, I mean >> Or a hobby. What the ████ Think about like a meetup group and you're like, "Oh, it's a tug-of-war group." And it's like, "Yeah, I want to go like a tug my dick." So, then you go to a tug-of-war crew. >> You think you're going to find dainty, nice frame, little women at a tug-of-war group? >> Hey, there's always that girl at the back. >> The anchor? >> Yeah, the little anchor girl. >> Well, yeah. Like if it wasn't your tied
7:33 to job. >> Well, even even that. Like for example, when when when we first moved out here, I remember Nina, like one of her friends lives out here and was like, "Hey, come run with us." So, we ran with like one of these like run clubs like on the other side, right? But there's there cuz we're like, "Oh, they're run clubs." And then apparently a a popular one's like Summerland Run Club, apparently. But then apparently for that Facebook group where like it's it's known that everybody joins that run club, really they're just trying to join like find matches and partners and >> That's the whole thing of run clubs. >> It's got to be. >> It's like that's the known uh stereotype. It's like to date people. >> Yeah, the stereotype is like the run clubs hook up with each other. >> So, I think that's the easy in. I just feel like something like that's a kind of a easy in because that's not like the go to a bar, let's make some bad choices, I just want to ████ blah blah blah. It's like somebody's kind of already conscious of their health and then you're also kind of like, "Hey, this is like the non app like let's
8:23 talk, let's run, let's like we're we're in we're into self-improvement and this is a good thing for >> do you do run clubs? >> May I hate running. I hate running. But if you're telling me that people are already going there being like, "Huh?" I'm like, "Okay, that looks like a fairly easy in." I can go in there and like run a little bit and like meet some people. >> You wouldn't be a dance instructor and abuse your power? >> I think abuse my power is something I'm trying not to like say explicitly. >> Abuse my power. He abuse my students. >> Yeah, yeah, that's like that's more direct. I don't have power to abuse. There's people you abuse. Um I think that's the quickest resolve. However, at my age, most of my students are younger than half my age. So, what the ████ am I doing? >> What's the problem here? >> So, like unless I'm only doing like adult classes for that reason, which people do and there's a creative art >> artistic fun parts of that, sure. >> Um but it's like
9:14 this trying too hard. It feels a little weird. I I almost want to like level with somebody at like >> That's what I feel like, too. >> I want to be at like the level. >> I like the feeling of like being on neutral ground with somebody new. Where like no there nobody knows anything about each other. And then you slowly like find everything out. >> I like having an edge. I want a big advantage. >> So, coming to America for you would be like a 10-minute movie. >> Absolutely. >> Hello, I'm a prince. >> Dude, 1,000%. >> But like the edge is way cooler when it comes out way later. >> No, you got to lead with the edge, boy. >> Lead with the edge, boy. >> You're famous. I didn't know cuz I'm not into dance. Like that. >> But because like if you lead with it and like that's your game, like everything else is hollow after that. Like they might they might already be like, "Okay, this is interesting. Let me pay attention." It's like you're it's way better in the game at least to
10:05 be like, "Yo, you don't actually care about all that stuff." So like if you actually care about me or whatever, we can find genuine interest. Like that's going to be way more fire. >> No, I'll be like, "Oh, are you on celebrity birthdays?" And I'm like, "Oh, well, I happen to be on there if you want to check out where my birthday is." >> Can you can you go to celebritynetworth.com? >> You want that reveal where you're on a date and they don't know anything about you and you actually genuinely like each other and then all of a sudden someone goes, "Are you Anthony Lee? Can I get an autograph?" >> That would that would be weird. >> Yeah, that's not the one but like that's better than the "Hey, I'm Anthony Lee. Would you like my autograph?" Leading with the edge, brother. >> I like the you know the will they won't they period is so like fleeting. Like it's gone too fast sometimes. I like to stretch that out as far as possible. >> Dang, dude. >> It's so thrilling. It's so fun. >> to get your dick touched? >> Eventually. >> Okay.
10:55 >> I like to get it brushed by first. >> Nice. >> The more the more you're into them, the more powerful the dick touch is that first time though, you know? >> No, very true. Very very true. >> I like getting as many seasons early seasons of the show before things happen, you know? >> But the part about dating is like you though that's that sucks is like you do all that work and you're just like, "I actually spent a lot of time and money and I don't like you." >> That's life, man. >> That can happen. >> Yeah, but that's boring. >> Okay, you literally are about to go to school for fashion or yoga instruction in order to just meet somebody. >> You're starting a whole brand. >> He's like, "I'll go to coffee shop." I'm like, "I'll go to a run club." Everything's ████ cheap. >> Started an LLC for a yoga brand. >> I'm going to change my profession. >> I don't I'm not wasting anything. You know what I mean? I still acquire a skill like sewing or something. Like I'm still like yeah, it didn't work out with the girl, but like ████ this. I got all
11:46 these skills now. >> I can make socks. So you think it's not a total loss cuz now you're you can do downward doggy? >> Yep. So I'm Hey, man.
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