0:00 thank you [Music] so a 29 year old man went in to take the written portion of his driver's test they didn't let him take it why not because they didn't think he looked like his picture ID so they were like how do we know it's you aren't they the ones that administer the Fisher idea I know right well he has an actual identification card so it's not his driver's license it's his ID card but basically they wouldn't let him take his driver's license because he didn't look like his ID was it a fake ID no his real ID oh he just didn't look like the picture of it oh oh we got burnt what is that are those burn scars yeah well I mean who's the ████ idiot that couldn't tie the two together
0:50 and be like well duh it was a real idiot so he goes he tries to tell the guy look man like I went through a horrible disfigurement I'm a burn victim and the guy was like well why didn't you take a new photo why didn't you take a photo while you're burning huh and he says he says I don't I didn't think I was ready yet to be photographed like this yeah my whole identity is flipped upside down you crazy ████ not my problem which DMV is this the ████ Pico Rivera one it's not Las Vegas because I went to the DMV out there they're ████ cool man it's not it's 90 000 Pizza so this guy went through a horrible accident where he was collecting scrap metal at like an abandoned Factory and he thought because it was abandoned they were going to tear it down soon he
1:40 didn't think any of the wiring was live and then he grabbed the copper bar sent 11 000 volts to his body turned him into a human Fireball oh my God oh God and uh yeah this guy was luckily lucky to be alive he basically died momentarily and then was uh then came back to life in a way holy ████ only to go to the British DMV yeah and here to say you don't look nothing like a picture I know it's it's super sad and here's his uh photo before so that was him yeah well I mean it also looks like he's he's in I was like oh ████ he does look different yeah really I actually thought he looks like the facial structure like the eyebrows and the cheeks it looks kind of similar it looks like from a different time I think most people can't tell the hair the crazy thing is that uh
2:31 there's a there's many crazy things first thing is the conversation between him and that guy it's ████ heinous but also he's been there twice before to take the test he didn't pass the other two times that's why he's there for the third time but the first two times he didn't get any problems the person who's administering it was like okay cool this third time is when finally some guy came out with just a huge ████ Lightning Run up his ass and just was telling him he can't do it um but yeah that's what uh the guy was saying the conversation sucks let me tell you a little bit about what they were saying he said so when he's trying to reason with a guy he's like yeah I wasn't ready to change my ID yet I'm still coming to terms with my new appearance and it's pretty awkward for me and then um he said like uh he also wears a hat all the time to hide his like his basically is like exposed like and it just so it's so crazy right and
3:24 they're telling him like take his hat off and he's like I sleep with the sun like I don't take it off and they just keep and he's asking him like why are you being so hard on me and everything and the guy's just like it's not my problem you won't be doing your test then whoa it just had no sympathy and he said uh what was the point like did they think that after he takes off his hat they're gonna be like oh okay yeah you weren't ████ around I see but it's like because he has his hat on he's like you know what you know you're you're being difficult this is not you even some people can be drunk with power that work at the DMV dude that is like to a level I've never I didn't even know existed I mean what did they think this guy was hiding who his true identity was because there's if you're really concerned about that there's other ways to figure it out do you have other forms of ID yeah you know like or like was this guy in the news well he even showed him uh does this guy
4:15 look like a bird victim he showed him other photos of himself not like pre-accident and post-acts he was just trying to show as much as he could and the guy was like not my problem my problem yeah just a total ████ ass see this is why Karen's are sometimes awesome because when you have a Karen on your side and they're ████ throwing it down at the ████ whatever you're at customer service ████ you're at Target Walmart whatever they're there to the rescue and then they start solving not only their own problems but everybody's problems in the line okay that's actually that's a good take that happened to me at a Starbucks I was at a Starbucks at downtown and then I forgot what happened but the lines started getting longer and longer and there's maybe like 12 people in the line and then uh the the Karen in front of me she was like can you believe this ████ can you believe this ████ and then for me I'm just I'm just gonna wait
5:06 for whatever's to clear up right she goes to the front whatever the ████ she says uncl unclog the Starbucks toilet and all of a sudden everyone just starts going forward she ████ saved the day really what did she do I don't even remember did she do the manager thing or that didn't even need to get there no she even asked Amanda I think she just went up there and she cleared up whatever the ████ was happening maybe she said there's a huge line you need to start another register right now enough but it just started going it just started going really fast I'm like damn she saved the day man that's awesome that's why I um I hate like doing this um going like City stuff because you can't complain to anyone yeah yeah like that's the person you're supposed to come they have too much power I am the governor I know and I'm like right yeah it's like look I just need I just need one thing I just need to change my address that's all he goes fill this paper out this paper out three forms of
5:56 ID and then go back to the ████ end of the line it's like come on man I just need to change the address man what the ████ yeah yeah but when you're in Las Vegas though man they're nice the workers there so different from La bro how did they do that how did they achieve a nice DMV yeah dude I went in and then they're like oh this one's wrong dude you got to go back you know I'm gonna save you some time just fill out this form and then we'll just get this knocked out today just oh you don't have to wait in line come back and see me afterwards I'm like what and you know what's crazy um that the Vegas DMV is actually more overpopulated than the ones here because of everyone moving there so they're actually slammed so before I thought the overpopulation thing and like the underserved thing was like a legit excuse but when you go to the DMVs there and people are like camping out since
6:47 midnight to get in at seven or whatever you're like wait this is way more over packed but like yeah like Joe said I went to uh at my I just helped my dad get like his plates and stuff and then when I was there the lady saw like my uh driver's license she's like you're a veteran she was like I'm a veteran too she's like you know that you if you go it's just you wrote down this address like all this extra stuff that people don't usually usually they only answer what you ask for right she wrote down all these things she got if you go here to like whatever assessor's office she goes you get this done you never have to pay registration in the state of Nevada ever again for being a veteran yeah and that's like what like 400 500 bucks every year wow dude and then I was like oh okay and then she was just it was just so nice like she was telling me all these extra things that usually they they don't like they're not trying to make your life better it's just whatever
7:37 you want they do it you know but then it was like I'm not trying to make your life worse here in Southern California when you go to DMV dude yeah like did you sign this form nope all right make another appointment one month from now and come back yeah that's exactly I literally just went to DMV I think like two weeks ago because my driver's license expired because this is my birthday right happy birthday thank you I go there but uh when I got that license that wasn't expired I was living living at a different address La style I've actually been to three different addresses since my license expired so when I go there I'm like hey I try to renew my uh driver's license online but it didn't let me change my address so I'm here to change that but I uh but it did let me uh pay for registering a new driver's license and instead it mailed it and I was like wait a minute you don't let me change my address but you mailed it to the wrong address tried to go to the DMV and I was like hey I think
8:28 you mailed to the wrong address but I need to change my address and I need a new license they're like well it's processing it hasn't been sent yet it's going to go to your new address because it's processing I can't do anything you got to come back in one month when it's already processed and then from there you can change your address and then we'll find you a new one oh so here's a piece of paper for the next two months to drive and imagine like you have a regular job right like a nine to five and you already had to take that day off and who knows how long you had to wait to take that day off and the boss finally approves you okay cool uh next Thursday and then when you go they go this Thursday doesn't work you kind of wasted a whole ████ Thursday you got to come back another Thursday this can all move digitally like completely why do we still have paper why are we yeah why are we doing this I think it's what you know like the term kafka-esque have you heard that term
9:19 which one Kafka s it's a term that we're uh basically it means that a certain thing exists only for the purpose of it existing so it is there's a lot of redundancy in government it's operating a specific way just to do it that way like there's no other reason doesn't help anything it's only keeping itself alive so if you find a reason that you know it should be obsolete you're like hey we could do it this way it's gonna go no we're gonna keep it like this because if we do that then all these people lose their jobs and we don't want to lose our job right well AI is coming so you sign up for a crypto account you're straight up like on your computer at home ████ scan your face right ID passport verification like all that stuff I'm like dude you can do from your home now yeah I could do online banking and that's pretty online banking is
10:10 pretty secured yeah it's like online banking I was like how do you do that but like if they're okay with it why can't the DMV be okay with it I think it's like you know when you have like a bad manager and the manager is always trying to make up reasons why they're a good manager but they're still a bad manager and they just keep going I saved you from this I handled it before you even saw there was a problem and it's like oh that's great it also looks like nothing happened yeah you know it's it's that type of ████ we're like it's something you just need to be people to digitally process that information that's coming through on the other end so it's not like you're completely but a lot of this information a lot of the information never needs to be looked at until there's some reason to do to look at it like if it just exists as data it could just algorithm right right or even one one huge change like let's say okay
11:00 you gotta keep it the cave FS whatever right I think Eve a one dope change would even just be the change in Attitude dude yeah so instead of like going me DMV can you help me with this and she's like hmm you know like because you've been going to like Triple A in the DMV it's way too it's so different but but I will say though imagine if all of us had to work at the DMV for just one week would we be ████ over Humanity I mean it sucks because it's like the customer experience is pissed everyone's pissed by the time they see you right so every single person you see is ████ mean so you want to be being back to them and you won't lose your job because it's not a for-profit company so efficiency isn't what they're there to do they just dare
11:50 to ████ do the same task over and over and over and over I think that's where like jobs like this um it doesn't encourage a more efficient better system there's no incentive yeah no there's no incentive you don't get paid more to do it the all the way up the chain you don't get more money for processing it's exactly what I feel like happened between taxis and Ubers is back when like the taxi people were uh protesting and saying no ████ no no over and over taxi taxes and it's like you thought back to all the times that taxis had no repercussion for screwing you over for talking to you like ████ for treating you badly for refusing to take you somewhere there's no or for ████ driving anywhere because that you couldn't follow it on your map yourself there's no penalty whatsoever and it it would piss you off and you walk into a taxi there's like vomit and smells like ████ and then you can't even leave a bad
12:41 review you can't do anything about it so that's where you're like you know what not the better numbers are cool Innovation yeah and other countries are all digital like why can't we like our systems so I think it's the same thing because let's say they started implementing a new system what's your ████ Elon Musk made it and goes hey there it is he made a DMV click go and it's ready to go and then DMVs all started like protesting would you have empathy for for that nope because you were me because you're based on a personal experience of like dude I remember being ████ on at the DMV so no I'm not going to support this ████ but I will support the Las Vegas DMV because they're announcing they honestly they are yeah and and they have a cafe but not slot machines I'm so surprised they don't have slot machines [Music]
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