0:00 F or hygiene I don't know really that's the answer here's how we're going to do it you either got to give up guns or video games o easy dude oh video games yeah I would give up um video games all right would you rather give up guns or motorcycles that's what you D that's a hard one I would give up motorcycle wow would you rather give up guns oh give up guns baby oh motorcycles for the wi cuz riding you can go wherever but guns you can't really give up motorcycles or your
0:52 kid that's hard I give up my I'll give up the motorcycle come on that's easy bro what is this got di you go get me give up your kid give up your kid or give up a thousand random innocent kids around the world thousand random kids in the world give up your kid or your wife oh your wife and wife parents yep wife that one's so hard that's yeah isn't that the Eternal if you give out your kid if you give out depends on how old your wife is you keep making more true that that's that that's really that's really hard because your wife will I really love my wife you know what I'm saying what would she say would she say let me go or we can make another kid of course she would say let her go right I mean you haven't really known the kid that long you didn't even know his hob it's like it's like it's not even just about
1:42 knowing him it's the fact that it's my it's another generation of me yeah our our last name's Legacy it's a legacy thing you know it's like we got to that's true you can get another woman too that's still an option I didn't even think about that no you know that that one's Hard clean I'm not even going to lie but can't pick I can't pick that I mean like found your we found your point if can't pick yeah I can't pick I can't pick it that's how about this Anthony starting with we'll start anthon's like the easy okay um great giving up kjas or your cats oh that's easy though that's so easy you that's fuing hard it's going to give up K it's going to be cats what what does it mean to give up you you basically remove yourself from KES completely no it's extinct it's ex it disappeared extin so the whole breed is gone it's gone no
2:34 Oh you mean k just is wiped out that's too easy that's too easy they're still here yeah not part of them yeah you just you literally go respectfully guys I'm out oh and then you and then they keep getting successful successful successful and then you just watch them or you have no so same thing I give up my cats but they're not dead you just you'll never see them again somewhere around the but they're alive and well Stray Cats no no no no you don't know that you don't know that you gave it to a coacher he just he said they are I thought you said you going to start easy I thought we were going to start easy decoration we would to a couple of his hobbies and then you're like oh we'll start easy with Anthony all right you want to start easy all right gold jewelry or F dang give a gold jewelry okay dude you can't give a Fu F or hygiene I don't
3:24 know really that's I couldn't think of anything shorts or pants oh my God that's tough shorts or pants that is tough yeah give a ████ I got I I I got one I got one he said f or kiene because I know much you love F and you're really good at staying clean oh don't you have really good hygiene man would you give up balls or dick and not yours yes it's yours yes yours say balls would I give up my balls or my dick yeah if your ball is remember you don't got no chill but if you're ████ that's kind of weird I probably still can't make children okay how about this no pleasure through turkey baster I'll give up my balls you could never watch dance again or you could never watch sports again I'll never watch dance
4:15 again so fast that's easy damn okay all right that's nice all right sports or F sports are F damn you would give up f for sports give up Sports you can't give up F like is a hard one it is [Laughter] hard pick it pick it which one are you throwing out the trash that sucks that's a funny battle because they work together so well you watch it while you I might just give up f for sports sports sports one like brings people together FES F does but like you could do that with substitutes if I'm doing all sports I'm like oh man yeah but what
5:06 could rep okay okay how about all noodles oh all noodles versus all you can't do that all cuz that's true that's true cuz it's either like basketball or F right but then you can't go like okay he can't even eat his own noodles K noodle bye-bye as a noodle man a Nole man like what are you going to do that's the new k slogan they might be good I never tried it ████ all noodles are all sports y as a noodle man so tough dude I this is a good way to find out how much he loves sports because that's all noodles yeah every kind every single verelli Chow no cold noodle Korean
5:56 udon rawan Noles come on okay right now I just happen to be in this season I'll just give up all noodles what kind but if you told me like give up all carbs like all carbs I'll be like ████ that's impossible that's impossible what are you watching in sports that are so important to you than noodles I think it's just like it's something so fun and easy to talk to friends about it's just a giant Connecting Point like a basketball definitely love basketball I'm enjoying watching fighting Sports we just came off the high of the Olympics you know what I mean football season's around the corner yeah but you're starving you and then we're betting on everything too so like gambling is also so so ████ fun to me so there's more Dynamics to it yeah there's just so many things and then it's like any time like your
6:46 friends are talking about a certain thing and you can like jump into that you know what I mean it's that's true it's too ████ fun I feel left out with sports now we've arrived at all sports or kinges oh uh which one do you laugh more uhoh dance is a sport not that dance not that not that one which dance is that's so funny which dance is break dancing but what if I like enjoy sports and connect with my K's Brothers over sports but you can't do I just lose my friends no no no you just can't dance with them no you just don't know what they're talking about cuz you've never seen it any sports anymore so they're trying to tell you and you're just like I don't I then if I choose sports do I just not have those
7:37 friends to talk I have those friends anymore well ████ Sports well no you actually I'm sorry you do have them as friends you're just not involved in anything kindas anymore oo so oh then Al D I'll keep Sports then okay cuz I still get to keep them as friends we I just can't do anything K not you're just no no more kingas for you no more China but then Vin still exists Mike still exist yeah that's fine I I'll give up K I'll just start a new company with them no that no you can't no loophole no loophole bingers bingers okay if that's the case I dance with them then now we've arrived at all noodles or cats here's the ████ up part at the end of the day my cats will only truly stay alive for another few years you know what I mean so you're like get rid of them now you also don't know if noodles will be around for that long no C they made a new medicine where cats
8:30 yeah the new the new cat Med the long life cat that gets them at so I would have another 25 years with my cats at the highest level but it's not so much that you don't have your cats it's more that it's more of knowing you sacrific them for noodles it's can you can you live with that oh yeah yeah and you have to show them why they're they're leaving this SL does Nina have to participate in the same bet she just has to watch you do it oh oh so she'll be so mad I can't believe the Noles sacrifice the we found it cats cats cats it's for Nina that's nice yeah that's nice Nina or Sports Nina Nina or cat Sports in noodles oh ████ holy ████ and kjas oh ████ everything Sports noodles and kjas
9:23 pretty brutal dude damn dude ████ all right can dance or editing oh ████ wait which one am I giving up sucking dick or editing what the ████ that's what I was thinking why were you thinking that man here all day I would give up editing and you would di no he said dance said dance or editing you trapped him you trapped him I wasn't even thinking I was thinking of the first you guys are so mean that's ████ up leave him alone leave alone that's my brother yeah
10:13 have to admit it looks so funny for you to go I'd have to say anything thinking about sucking dick dude I wasn't even thinking about that dude that's crazy I wasn't either that's why I'm laughing yeah yeah right you were thinking of that youho he said that then I started thinking about how serious he is about no but you know what I like that answer because I didn't know that you were that revitalized of your dance passion more than ever because the reason why I don't want to throw away dancing is because I can just get a cuz I only do editing for money you don't have a passion for it not really but the thing is I'm only doing it because it makes me money and and I can like have a
11:04 business and all that but if let's say I had to get rid of editing I I would just do another business and just keep dancing fair fair yeah like not sucking dick though don't look at me like that he went like this that's like a dick though all right fine dance or Su di dance or uh that's messed up Joel come on dude just the fear that's going to be the short man no you're making the short no dance or you meet the love of your life right now oh do I give up dance for sure oh all right then love of your life
11:55 or little saon oh like where I live yeah ████ it's gone it becomes oh dude I picked my home then yeah because you can just find another person of love it's fine he's laughing cuz he thinks eventually we'll come back to stop stop cuz he knows we're going to find something so big and it's going to go get sucking dick again oh ████ you started this I didn't I didn't mean for it to keep going I was already thinking about dance and the the editing this is the worst bit ever fuing hot ████ H that's ████ up leave can alone why the fact that it's making you guys laugh so hard because it's it's imagine you being that serious about it well would you rather have the sucking dick bit or a sex offender bit I think oh yeah true
12:47 true true yeah yeah they both suck but yours a little bit more Jo I don't like that bit all right how about this Lil Saigon or Vietnam oh that's dude that's a country to a city that's but you don't live in Vietnam I I would though I would give up little saon to live in Vietnam interesting you're a traitor W doesn't make sense it's the same ████ suddenly Joe's not laughing at all he got actually disappointed he got actually sad can's yeah Vietnam well because it came from that place why would I get rid of the whole origin country just for the place that's like f Vietnam the country or or or America the country I would pick Vietnam Over America what you pick Vietnam over all the tra no because
13:39 growing up here I feel like it's something that I'm so used to I want to see what it's like in another place oh Grass Is Always Greener you're going to go there and be like I Miss America but I made it disappear yeah that means everyone's gone all of usow George Washington everybody he's been G you erased like 150 years of History yeah but he's off of the dollar like everything like it's gone man it's kind of hard that means the history's been changed you'll be in the history books as like the man who made America disappear yeah sorry I'm laughing at what Su said so like Celestial think about it what okay something more practical more practical no that's I mean Vietnam you can't beat that's that's like that's Anthony's noodles basically yeah but Ken since you riped that off America that means Vietnam could have been taken all
14:29 over by ████ you know it's the South or the North wait what the South or the North because Vietnam needs America yeah Vietnam needed America they lost so it doesn't matter but they could have been completely different that's true that's true well I mean or it could have just been influenced by another country not America so they tried they still lost or would you rather give up weed or anime oh I'll give up weed for sure I give up weed I do like weed but I like anime way more way more give up anime or Vietnamese food M that's a hard one cuz I do like both but you do love Vietnamese food man I think you love anime man this is this might sound crazy but I think I would give up Vietnamese food to for anime you're Traer how you supposed to go to Vietnam I like all other Asian Foods too
15:19 yeah oh that's a good that's a good work around that's a good work I do like like Japanese food Korean food thai food like I like other food deliver the LI mangles or you can't replace J like anime with like other who's that four or mango Stein wait no deliver the line mangoes or mango Ste I would keep mangoes over mango Stein I don't really eat mango like that that's so random anime or Vietnam it's obviously Vietnam right oh what I don't know I really like anime deliver the line I kind of like anime lot more but damn what the ████ okay cuz it's basically asking me like what form of entertainment like that's like my main thing that I really consume
16:10 a lot consume yeah I consume that a lot and then Vietnam is like consume anime or consume I don't know actually you know what I'll pick Vietnam over anime I thought so yeah cuz that's a whole culture and like lifestyle and like people you know why don't you just go back to Vietnam then okay I mean you hate America so much I don't hate it oh man I don't think you'll pick anything over okay fine last last one last one super serious uhoh sucking dick or sucking dick oh guess I had to pick uh either way Vietnam gohost damn he not even V dude oh God I think Vietnam's your number one well out of those choices yeah for sure no break all right Joe Joe
17:01 first starting off easy snowboarding or guns oo oh that's not easy that's not that sounds easy that's not ding your guns I love them so much but what do you do more but that's why I do guns in the summer and then snowboarding in the winters yeah what will it be oh don't make me choose porting her guns man he's like next person I have to throw away snowboarding but it breaks my heart I think that's a smarter choice because the guns I got self-defense that means I can't I can't swing snowboards at ████ Intruders you can I can give up your guns or give up your trucks o o guns or trucks is hard that's almost the same thing that's that that goes well together for every alha male that's
17:51 a combo that's my combo that's rough oh that's really rough can you imagine him like in a normal car oh I I thought I meant cars in general I could still have a car no trucks trucks trucks specifically love my truck can I SUVs never have a truck again or SUV never have a truck or SUV you can have like a uh like a Prius damn but it'll be filled with guns you can have Nix Mazda Miata at best that's kind of oh I like I like a lot of cars though like I had a little van like I I mean I guess I I can't even imagine you a normal car I know I would give I I'd have to give up the truck cuz the I don't want to but you need guns well cuz like I thought if I couldn't have a car at all I would I would choose trucks if that was the only like you know cuz then that means I can't go anywhere cuz I'm thinking very like practically you know guns or entrepreneurialship oh entrepreneurism
18:42 oh dude easy that's that's yeah that's entrepreneurial ████ I'm going to keep that yeah I got to throw away the gun because like I think the ability to do that is the biggest survival aside from sucking dick damn hey suck a dick or you lose Hanah oh oh wait what do you mean wait what either way suck dick suck dick or you lose Hannah no suck dick oh I ████ suck dick every day to keep Hannah yeah what but she lives with you knowing that you do that what if she hates when you suck dick though oh she but in this case I get to keep her from sucking big that it but does it then I get ████ anyway because it strains our relationship cuz I'm being
19:33 gay it's super straining your relationship for sure then I did that just eventually I lose let's get let's get tougher entrepreneurship orah comedy oh ████ that's tough you're giving up your interest in comedy and and you can't be funny anymore you can't crack jokes anymore oh my God I need both to survive what'll it be Bud okay if I really have to think about it I think I'm a better clown than a businessman oh and being a clown is so necessary I I rather juggle on the street and get laughed at and get paid than to be a serious businessman with no sense of humor because you can just pay someone to do the business for you while which is more fun yeah that makes like if I if I can make yeah if I could justang that's true we need comedy are
20:25 guns or sandals and shorts dude that's it's getting harder dude it's too hard it's too no no more questions it's done
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