0:00 remember that da Punk reveal from back in the day that we thought of where it it's it's like marshmallow and dead mouse but then it ends up that they're da Punk and and you said they take it off again and it's Michael Jackson and Tupac or something but then you said but their heads are smaller cuz they keep do like this and they're like thank you guys for [Laughter] [Music] coming welcome back to another musical episode of the careful boys and today we have Steve terata and we have Christen finina [Applause] here why'd you say musical off the Record because it is Happy 420 we have no idea when this video is going out but it's also Coachella weekend 2 right now still don't know when this video is going out so I thought it'd be fun if we
0:51 all discuss cuz I kind of think that the Coachella lineup this year is really outside of Justice outside of Justice I think Justice t subjective Justice is sick that's what I'm saying thank you for the backup what would our JK Coachella lineup look like sick what do you mean like what artist like if we were the producer of the entire event what artist would we bring together for a JK coach thank you for what was the thing in your mind that was making you go like this I thought like we're just going to bring all of our guests and then we have to bring a bunch of instruments and we just got to figure out a show yeah we could do that for one act at the D lab but actual artists though we want to keep an audience keep got sued for that's a good question would you
1:43 bring back like an R&B artist that you loved from back day that stopped performing I think that's the best those are the best ones in on the I get seal Bud Seal have do Kiss by Rose 10 times in a row oncore didn't he come out recently talking about Oprah knowing about the Harvey anyways I didn't hear about that seal would be pretty sick be sick but it would be like to the visuals of Batman Forever yeah yeah it's a Batman Forever themed like so much Batman footage in that them in that music video it's so amazing yeah he's like in front of the bat signal and ████ dude s deals had really strong contracts man yeah you got to talk about who who they bring out as their surprise guest for their performance too how do how do we want to open we want to open hard or open let's let's start with who are our three Headliners Friday Saturday Sunday I
2:34 think that's always the most important thing is it a 72-hour non-stop Festival have you been to Coachella ever a bunch of massives off okay so basically uh it's more of a flowery Music Festival but I think it starts almost at like 12:00 or 1 p.m. there's multiple stages on Friday and then they do it again Saturday we're just going to do one stage this is the most ████ JK thing ever we're trying to figure out what stage are we on like like ████ that doesn't matter no this just like this always happens he's like I've been to a bunch of massives unfun part of this like how much is barking it's like what what's the overhead on the lanyard $69 every has to be $69 everything is $69 flat how about this then we have to we have to pull from the heart is that okay he already
3:24 said seal can we yeah that's from the heart give us artist bro so Kanye but 808s and heartbreak that's a good one like the way the intro with the Tao drums and ████ cuz I'm thinking of like a movement right like there's a ████ act one and act two and act three and all kinds of ████ like how how are we going to have this ████ experience okay okay soe so but only 8 that's fine that's fine that's how he's opening yeah okay okay whatever this is how he's closing this is how he's Clos okay someone else's turn they're popcorn Kristen I don't know Skip I the cast of Greece and then I'd make them do that i'
4:14 would make them do that medley that they used to play on the radio in like the late '90s I don't know if you remember that they used to play the grease medley that started from like the How does it go they do all the songs you guys got 18 minutes I mean it's just like it's every song in the movie in a row is that right yeah it's in a row but like but just like really like a mega mix of it and I used to just love that as a kid and I'm like oh that'd be sick if force them to perform it oh then somehow we got to squeeze in ████ uh Bohemian rap city oh yeah do that everyone loves singing that song so just the song So basically any DJ can come out and just put that no but no we got to get ████ like a queen to come out and we maybe have a giant ████ uh what's Kanye's worship brand Sunday worship have them all sing that ████ have you seen Queen lately that's it's Adam Lambert now as
5:05 yeah he's the he's the lead he's good though yeah he's really good yeah we do that we get so that would be sick actually to have Queen come come out Sunday service also add in the that kind of ████ all right back to Kanye that's pretty good that's pretty good no longer in his 808 to heartbreak space Kanye Kanye performs and brings out Queen dude the Sunday service is dope though dude Sunday service is one of the coolest ████ like music performances I've ever seen it's one of my favorites oh you know be tight too is whatever band it was at performed the old X-Men cartoon theme comes out RI that I was like was like what kind of ████ is that give me the respect I deserve a stage with just soundtracks would be sick though that would be pretty sick yeah freaking Friends
5:55 theme that would be sick dude that's how you get everyone to leave TV show oh yeah yeah but it's dope though it's like the last song of the whole con or we do closing time cuz we we we're hacks or graduation by uh vitamin C can we get can we get a sultan involved a sultan here we go like for funding no yeah yeah so we can have a Avalanche of snow just come out of nowhere oh waa I don't know but the ground's shaking and the music's going crazy and imagine yourself crazy just snow we need some visual effects I think Bart did mushrooms yesterday a Christmas themed stage yeah yeah that would be torture that' be torture if it's all Christmas song carries you got like BNT IES or whatever ████ sing not a headliner but I would like Tenacious D to have Tenacious D bro they're great love them
6:47 I love Weird Al too Weird Al would be sick weird would be sick oh yeah weird out would be pretty sick who who else are our Headliners even though we do have Kanye bringing out Queen that's sick as ████ anyone else not allowed Dave Matthews not allowed not allowed can't even come to the audience or whatever interesting yo you know it be lit you think people buy tickets when we put Diddy on the main stage probably damn did AR Kelly together even we should have a problematic stage oh dude we put Diddy in the police on stage it could be back to backs you know where you have two artists and just people that completely clash and hate each other and off can we ban Moi too Mo oh my God yeah dude hell yeah Diddy and Mill have to do a collab song oh no they just have to do we just called a collab and then we're like what's this going to be hopefully
7:38 they don't ████ it's kind of hot they do music do you guys have any guilty pleasures you guys would like to have on stage blinda carile who's that oh yeah baby do you know what we're not friends we're not friends we're not we're not we're not I pictur someone hanging by a ████ harness going through over the crowd like that it's pretty good right you see Joe doing that Dr as Cupid shoot arrows at people that'd be JK for sure for sure that's really good what's that Kenny loggin Kenny loggin highway to the danger zone but then have an air show at the same time like ████ Jets and ████ oh dude that' be insane hey dude I'll put ████ that's sultants Michael McDonald on the keys dude on the side stage not the main stage but like Michael McDonald McDonald he's got this
8:28 I can't you know that song I keep forgetting that's a good one if I could bring Bobby Caldwell back from the dead I would we're going to have a lot of old women coming I was I was like I don't know if you're hitting my generation how do we hit us younger we're older you're dressed like you're there already I know I'm going tomorrow how do we hit your generation I don't know we need well we like the relevant people of our time like Olivia Rodrigo that felt like shots I I'm like a I like Chris Brown or not Chris Brown um Chris Brown's to too Chris Brown is sick um take Chris Brown to fight Bruno Mars I think is a cool live performer Bruno Mars for sure go to a Bruno Mars set that seems VI so sick oh you don't be sick I would have
9:19 50 Cent dude I'd have 50 Cent up there 50 Cent is one of my favorites ctis yeah my Curtis Jackson you know what I'm talking about would be good who else who else is who's Rel what if we have like mashups too like Taylor Swift performing with Metallica but Metallica's her band but she's singing her songs that's interesting I I think that's so next [Laughter] level so we could bring in the kids we're giving these ideas away for free now maybe I have bad ideas you know what you got to do the freaking Space Jam soundtrack should have its own stage that's what I'm saying the soundtrack so R Kelly is there I kind of love that R Kelly is a great performer though despite everything he's done despite what things he's done what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to
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11:00 support our patreon and click the link below to get all the details there's so many different tiers you can see it when you click that but how sick would it be if you know during that Quad City DJ song that one that come on and slam but then you have an actual Slam Dunk Contest going on at the same time on stage guys dress as the it's all guys that are 5'8 and under nice there's a height check the short hting Rim it's good and Ying at the very end for the last to hit the one yeah is there someone you guys have always wanted to see but never got a chance to D Punk D Punk now we're talking Paul McCartney dude we should do that da Punk reveal then remember that da Punk reveal from back in the day that we thought of where it it's it's like marshmallow and dead mouse but then it ends up that they're da Punk and you said they take it off again and it's ████ Michael Jackson
11:51 and Tupac or something but then you said but their heads are smaller cuz they keep do like this and they're like thank you guys for coming St Punk man that's a great finisher so classic yeah da punk I always wanted to see Michael Jackson never got a chance to yeah what's a way that like besides the obvious hologram type ████ what's a way that would satisfy you if you like saw virtual Michael Jackson he'd be on drugs yeah drugs would be I mean like he doesn't exist I mean like now like what how much honestly the impersonators are pretty funny oh the wrestler know the guys who pretend to be Michael Jackson yeah Michael wrestler he's a wrestler yeah have you seen that one no well I'm sick we saw one of would you be satisfied with Sergio Cortez have you seen Sergio Cortez go on your phone on
12:42 IG look up Sergio Cortez with an S Cortez this guy looks more like Michael Jackson than your brain can create Michael Jackson in your memory he's a really good at impersonating and he's he's probably the best he doesn't he barely even speaks English this guy but I think this would be your Michael Jackson for the JK we saw this Michael Jackson person ████ no ████ way what the ████ we paid for the like the seats closer and that's not what you do cuz you could see hisat does not look like you got to pay for the seat that swivel the other way yeah and have somebody punch you in the face first and then it's like facing the parking lot punch you in the face first this is insane did he get surgery wait that's yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's not Michael Jackson as usual you deliver my friend wow he doesn't just say ████ no he
13:32 doesn't that is the most he looks more like Michael Jackson than Michael Jackson Michael Jackson ever and he performs yeah he he he performs year round and he he could sound Dan he sounds and dances the closest to him that I've ever seen and it's crazy cuz his speaking voice is like super like do not sound like he speak English yeah DM him so he like really went for it dude like he got plastic surgery on his face he devoted his life to being the best Michael Jackson there possibly could be and he is he's achieved I just followed him you did yeah he can perform it he's like the best so yeah we need him all right so we need Sergio Cortez we'll get Sergio Cortez yep no doubt just give him the whole show yeah seriously we should we should end the end the show with We Are the World then oh yeah with all the so it feels good and all happy we all
14:22 holding hands everyone's leaving bro everyone's out what you don't like that song and we'll flood the stage with 16,000 kids holding hands and then R Kelly comes back again no we are the world yeah we have to have R Kelly on Stage B during that you guys don't like that song such a Feelgood song it is a feel good song it's corny as ████ dude it's like the corniest song on Earth cuz he's changing the world yeah Chris Tucker comes out too but it's not real Chris Tucker it's somebody who looks like Chris Tucker it's another guy who dedicate like to looking like Chris Tucker somebody got surger dedicated himself to sound and look like Chris Tucker comes out then Jackie Chan has to come out yeah but somebody who looks like dedicate his life to it yeah yeah dedicated his life to it that's sick but it's still the real R Kelly yeah we have the real R Kelly that's kind of dangerous maybe you can do like a live stream from jail or
15:13 something it's like why did we get the real R Kelly it's a big move if we let's say that let's say that R Kelly offered to come and be a part of it what's a way that we can include him that people won't be upset we have to bring his brother what you know his brother in the documentary there's a brother there's that dude he was like in a jumpsuit he's in jail and then he was like uh oh I know why R Kelly turned out like this cuz I ████ them or some ████ like that that's what his brother said yeah yeah yeah like like his brother pretty much said like I know why rilly like does all this molestation stuff cuz I did it to him that that's a thing that got said out loud why would he say that maybe I went to the bathroom during that was that in the IMDb trivia section nobody's ever talked about that I ████ his butt I ████ him good and I'm like I didn't see it don't nobody forget I said
16:04 that I want everybody to know just in case you guys want him at Coachella no cuz when you watch the whole thing right you're like dude this ████ scumbag he did all this ████ whatever and then you just hear his brother say two statements and then you're like damn I feel bad for our I just can't believe that that that's not focused on more yeah it was in the documentary I'll find it after that's such a but I think it also happened to him cuz he was like he almost made it seem like it was a family yeah uncles did it to me and I did it's like a heirloom R of Passage dude it's a ride of Passage yeah he hasn't even call him AR he goes like robber I don't Robert turned out like that it's like cuz I did it to him it was like it was like some crazy ████ like that kind of checks out though huh with a theory kind of makes sense why would you say that can't
16:55 believe that we all didn't see that part maybe seven it up I hope so I think it's I think it's hella I think it's hella funny if that's not what he said dude the most JK thing is certainly saying something that is absolutely factually wrong what about Aon anybody down for Aon I think it be a party be cool dude yeah t I think T was at Coachella this year Christen who you going to go see cuz you're going to go tomorrow right yeah I'm going tomorrow um who' you go for what's your motivation to go well I just want to go I I do think the lineup is a little I don't know that many people um in the EDM side John summit's been killing it so and that's like a fun part of and Cascade came out with him oh wow that's really cool what kind of vibe is John
17:45 Summit John Summit like house fun party B house EDM mature EDM if that's a thing um for is who's like the hardest ████ EDM for this generation like the bloody beat roots skx is killing it I back again skx has always been killing it he did it with like and then he he headline last year uh with foret and Fred again's a new guy sick he's so he's like Ryan like naturally musically gifted like good at Fran is actually my favorite EDM like album I love Fred again I saw Fran at Coachella two years ago nobody was like at a stage and it was such a party I like subtronics if we're talking dub step um some people are very on and off the fence with dubstep this year is dubstep still a thing or no that's the question drum and
18:35 base is getting popular but it always surprises me when I see people like killing dubstep like I'm like wow it never did go away in some ways who's the dubstep artist that you like I like septronics uh I would probably tomorrow I'll see Jay Balvin cuz that's like a fun set there's a lot of dancers in there he brought out Will Smith Jay Balin would be sick he brought oh yeah he brought him up did Will Smith Did Mi yeah met black cuz he had a giant he had a giant alien on stage for J bin set that's cool and then like ████ smoke I don't watch him the same anymore though yeah like if he had he not slapped Chris Rock I would have enjoyed it so much but just seeing him I'm kind of like get him what if what if they bring out Will Smith and he slaps Dave Matthews man yeah would that big bring it back for you and Chris raw comes out as surprise guest and and will has to stand there just get slapped oh that' be
19:25 tight I I will I like you again that' be kind of tight dude have Shatner do Rocket Man oh my God like the way that he did it on that TV special like saying just saying Rocket Man the whole time just saying it yeah well he doesn't sing it he says it it's yeah it's one of the weirdest Clips ever yeah you know like how like in musicals when people talk sing yeah it's kind of like that but it's like unwanted weird and it's to music so it's like really it's like he's talking the whole time though it's like he's saying Rocket Man saying all the lyrics very jarring all right last 30 seconds everybody just throw out artist that you need this coach J Co we put Ryan on stage Ryan's on stage for sure with R Kelly you me and you bro I'm not musically Ryan's up there doing Final Fantasy seven music all I'll be your backup dancer I'll just do to a crowd that doesn't want it they'll want it it's a JK coach they were born after the game came out matter
20:18 yeah they'll probably appreciate it more Final Fantasy 16 song kind of slaps though just saying any well there you go wow anything else anybody else 10 seconds Colleen you got to mention one FK moo all my stuff is like will be I'm probably living at that tent brass tracks brass tracks brass hey poia poia and Anthony doing his ████ yeah dude it's ████ it's all about the he said she said that'd be hype though let us know in the comments who you guys want there no real answers that's when you go to the porta potty you're like oh perfect Fred dur is coming on yeah [Music]
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