0:06 and also and that doesn't go away oh my God all right guys so we just finished JK news as you can see we're in the JK new set but we're gonna start a new series called our JK news adventures and we're gonna try to hang out afterwards how long until it gets canceled huh I don't know we're just trying different formats but today because you guys are my close friends I want to share a special part of my childhood with you guys which is Taiwanese food we're just gonna eat Taiwanese food let's go dude all right we're gonna get our asses beat up hey I feel like this is half true they got chicken nugs [Applause] are we gonna ████ ourselves during this oh dude yeah I feel like there's a
0:56 challenge or something like what the ████ you setting us up for yeah Gabriel [Music] so actually I brought him here because you know we got to do things JK style I'm gonna have him eat stinky tofu and that's really part of Taiwanese like Cuisine some of them I have eaten it before some of them may have not but I'm
1:47 really interested in their reactions and there's nothing that brings people together like food as they say so we'll see what happens have you ever heard of Snoopy tofu stinky I've only heard of it I've only heard of it like it's the fabled nasty ████ that smells right have you ever tried it no I thought you're not supposed to eat it supposed to eat it you ever heard of stinky Tucker of course I'm ████ chinese vietnamese man s█████ ass smell and tofu that I never really like other people like it it tastes alright it's not bad why why do you ask hey you know what I fought some Taiwanese food I'll say that love the sweeter Savory versions someone's cleaners almost oilier you know what I mean it's almost lighter but it's like not it's crazy it makes me all fat and ████ nothing's green hello hi there how you doing good thank you okay good good I like your shirt thank you
2:38 sparkly oh thank you hey you know what there's an orange cone there if you want me to move it for you I got you all right yeah it's a stinky tofu what's what are these interviews about man have you ever heard of stinky tofu yeah it's tofu that just smells really bad isn't it fermented they're fermented is that what we're eating today and now I'm a little nervous now really now you're making me nervous dude like it's gonna be not like what I'm expecting what were you expecting well I don't know I didn't think because I don't trust Bart dude I don't trust this guy I know he's setting us up for something of course I have but you know what I do off camera eat spicy food all the ████ time tell chefs give me the real ████ don't just judge me because I'm a white guy I go to this place called Steiners in Vegas if you go there and you get the hotter Wings they're really hot they're like actually spicy and they're delicious I was
3:28 talking so much ████ to the waitress I was like hey can I get some hot sauce on the side too because like I'm such a badass and she's like oh so you want them even more spicy I'm like yeah yeah and I'm like just I'm just being a ████ because like it's fine I shouldn't have said anything that night I go home Nikki's like hey one ████ I'm like baby my stuff is about to come out of my body so am I going to eat open right now [Music] you guys can go ahead and dig in this is a traditional Taiwanese appetizers I don't know if you guys have ever tried what's it called it's bean curd uh seaweed this first anyone Taiwanese okay okay we open the hole we put the cream
4:18 cheese inside and we dip in with the hot sauce [Music] with the garlic garlic and and this is a solid paste sauce open the hook okay thank you guys like that do you want to eat too you can sit down come on this is the sticky toffee yeah actually stinks oh yeah any questions I can tell you okay don't eat it yet [Music] you really don't smell it at all I do but it smells delicious and appetizing
5:08 no it doesn't so after years of like growing up with it it just smells delectable to you can I can I be honest with you guys my grandpa first brought this out I was like this thing smells like ████ of course that what can I be honest with you guys just say it later on as I got older I think my DNA took over what do I do I do that yeah bro this is like one of my favorites just do the whole thing at once through your nose let's go boys is that it touch your shoes how is it it's pretty good I don't like that Bart's laughing it's delicious tastes like it smells and that doesn't go away this one is the pork chop yeah
6:01 we have potato powder okay yeah [Music] okay let me get some of that sauce so yeah just like that there's a little napkin [Laughter] dude I can't do it because you know what what smells like ████ it smells like my ████ urologist's breath good I'm trying to man that can do probably like nothing all right dude but we're all we're off but oh man [Music]
7:20 dig in try everything foreign [Music] [Applause] [Laughter] three things
8:10 [Music] so we come out we loiter with around Boppo milfo so we can make sure our fans remember who the real Asian YouTubers are you know what I'm saying and that right bar yeah ████ one food ████ oh dang dude that's what you're trying to say right no I was trying to give it up to the real YouTubers that really paved the way for Asians out here good job huh [Laughter]
9:02 hey let me see your phone let me subscribe to our Channel thank you bro it's very good this is the classic one right here this is the brown sugar ████ classic they feel me this is really good though Can I taste it yeah it's really good you go up that bathroom I ████ destroyed it I actually did I actually started shoving figures a mile just to actually destroy it yeah so I didn't just take a number two I actually ████ vomited as well that's for you Phil [Laughter]
9:56 and then as we leave he's like hey that's my favorite restaurant of all time right there wait what the ████ is there dude of all time all time he's like I've been to cities all over the world it's like I've been I've traveled I've been in my home country he's like that's the best stuff it's like it didn't take 25 minutes to get here it did might as well have gone there but no Bart's like oh we'll go this random place on Yelp did you expect that to be as bad as it was I didn't because I trusted Bart when he was like oh yeah just put sauce on it and eat the whole thing in one bite
10:46 which I don't think Taiwanese people really do unless they're obsessed with it which even that is a strange thing like I said it reminded me of when I got circumcised the doctor that did it had a had a breath that smelled just like that and it took me back so yeah I might be the only person who ever ate stinky tofu and felt it on the tip of his dick it tastes like it smells so like it's like I said it smells like halitosis it tastes like that I think Ryan would uh but trust that point he said it smells like his ████ OB gyn's mouth or some ████ the bow was definitely amazing oh and the the beef fall was ████ incredible yeah the beef noodle soup the beef soup beef pot noodle soup with sauce beef noodle soup
11:36 good so good order you just saying beef like the f is just extra not FIFA the beef noodle soup should I say false you're welcome I'm being nice ████ [Laughter] [Music] it was pretty good it was you know honestly it was a lot of stinkier tasting than I remember would I get it again probably not if I'm Gonna Keep it a buck I was expecting Steve to kind of react but Steve took like a champ and also too if we roll back the tape I don't think Anthony ate his whole piece we will look back at the footage and we'll corroborate that later but that's just that's just what I think I think it was great to see Steve be a champ and eat it I think it was more hilarious to
12:26 see Ryan cry and nearly throw it up uh I think it's funny like Steve said that our took us to a spot he's never been to but his favorite restaurant was across the street classic JK ████ I guess you know what I mean nobody thinks about ████ they just do ████ but I will say was that restaurant's name again golden uh Bistro Taipei Bistro shout out Taipei Bistro the food is bomb and the lady Slash the man husband wife or whatever that was working there ████ awesome so if you want to go to a good mom pop restaurant as good food for a great time and great like service Taipei Bistro but if you want to go to Bark's favorite restaurant we'll never know we'll never ████ know so we don't know what that tastes like I
13:17 was right there it's really good I put a spin on it that's really that's really good but there's really good damn cool [Laughter] it was so severe too he's like that's the best phone I ever had in my ████ like ████ like he's like I've been all over he's like you guys know I've Been Everywhere he's like that's my favorite restaurant we're like where the ████ did we go to this other place thanks man this new this new Adventure Time where like different people takes to go eat and stuff I'm really excited for Steve's week where we eat casserole and meatloaf no I actually know exactly where we're wrong yeah that's why people do that oh yeah let us know you want to see us hang out more after we shoot let us know in the comments below if we should continue this JK news adventure and until next time peace get it [Music]
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