0:00 [Music] a gigantic 900-pound 13-foot alligator whoa who feasted on livestock in south florida for 80 years geez wow that's what we is finally shot dead by a hunter no head shot how big is it 13 900 pounds 13 feet that's ████ big they killed a monster a dinosaur yeah a monster is is dead let him whoa let him i want to see him get bigger oh my god dude look at that look at that boom headshot wow that's huge it's crazy how this thing lived 80 years like if he didn't kill him would it would he kept on just living yeah so that that uh alligator was like it
0:51 was like the uh childhood legend of his friend who's like man it's it's been there since i was a kid but then it's it's always been kind of like a nuisance because it's eating all the cows and stuff how what's the average size of an alligator or like i mean now what's the average lifespan of an alligator they live how long a long time right like hundreds of years like a like another turtle okay and that's a pylon because it's unfair because when you're hosting it's hard what the ████ what um american alligators only live 30 to 50 years why because someone kills them can you kill this guy illegally is that true i believe they were able to because it was on private land i heard in florida they're like considered a pest actually because they're just crossing freeways straight up farms in mississippi mississippi oh alligators can live as long as humans and average 70 years but can be 100 okay oh can be honest this was this was a special guy wow yeah he did yoga or whatever yeah
1:41 this was a dinosaur dude i mean it's like you're not people is like peter going to get mad at him if that he like turns that into like a bunch of boots whoa i don't think so totally gazelle [Music] but yeah they needed to do something about it because it was just eating everything if i killed a 13-foot alligator i think i would want to hang it in my house oh yeah he did he hung the head in his house because that thing's ████ up that's pretty baller dude i make a ████ clock out of it like captain hook dude [Laughter] and then just not dodge the mouth as it comes down yeah yeah yeah you know what i do is i carve the inside out and make a ████ canoe oh that's cool oh dude can i invite dante boss in my house and take a picture in front of it yeah dude that would immediately bring the legitimacy up so fast
2:32 dante bosco sign it take a picture make it an nft oh yeah and ask him to wear the outfit too he's not gonna fit in so he's gonna have a hard time getting into it you're not interested in what kind of gun you got this gator in the head let me uh let me see that the wound i'm gonna say here it is doctor a bull a bull right oh ████ 56 cow yeah that sounds about right what you think man probably 50 cal that wouldn't explode its head maybe 308 nah i don't know what this means it's a seven millimeter stw rifle because i told you seven millimeter s t w s t w yeah not s n w it's st well i don't know let's see lesson seven seven millimeter one of these guys an ode to the seven millimeter stw whoa one of those what
3:23 caliber does it take dry out kid 15 millimeter oh scary dude i don't know much about guns i guess oh it's so it's seven huh yeah i don't know guns i know alligators now yeah so they got i know i'm kind of gone yeah you know well i know about my friends have you uh do you guys watch like um barbecue videos and stuff because there's this these guys the barbecue pit boys they did a whole art alligator they had a whole ████ alligator it's good and then they kept the head it kept the tail they skinned the rest of the body seasoned it they put it on a smoker and um it reminded me of like the filipino pig thing the whole thing right but then obviously they took off the skin of it it was kind of funny because they try to present it nice too they put like a pineapple thing and then yeah the apple didn't look nice
4:14 huh no it's a little like a monster it's the whole thing that's a monster eating a fruit salad does anybody here eat an alligator you know in a hot dog like in a bratwurst yeah i had it like a almost like a cutlet like a fried like a fried cutlet it just tasted like fish chicken i have a problem with eating predators mostly because my wife made me a ████ oh well uh yeah they did to answer your question they did use the gator meat it got used for processing but the head uh homeboy mounted it on his wall and uh and he's not just some regular dude all right this guy he's done a lot of ████ he's scratching ass he is like a hunter hunter yeah like here here we go i'm reading about that round so that's brown for medium game which is like elk sized animals he has racked up nine world records and 36 state records for hunting and fishing so he couldn't wait to shoot the ████ oh yeah he literally said he was hunting it he said it's a
5:05 once in a lifetime opportunity when his friend told him about this fabled creature yeah he wanted to yeah yeah seven millimeter is big it's it's bigger than any other rounds that me and joe have that's probably why we don't know how thick are the bullets so it's like two two three which is from like ars like this 308 it's like a little bit bigger this one was like this big 50 kills like 50 guys really but yeah the 50 cat would have probably blown his head you wouldn't be able to preserve it you've been around have you been around 50 to get shot yeah you feel like the ████ ripple if you're 20 feet away you feel like go through your whole body earth shakes yeah that's crazy from a 50 cal yeah it's crazy how much does one bullet cost what's the oh ████ i don't know it could be five to ten bucks my buddy has one ████ yeah five to ten per bang bang per one yeah yeah you can't even bang bang it's just bad ████ there goes there goes ████ two cheeseburgers and super sized ████ fries and ████ yeah carl's jr probably because that's expensive ████ so of
5:56 course when he posted his i know his whole hunting result people got mad mad of course horrors of course right alligator i think that's fair game but this guy has a whole like hunting show i mean he operates dynamic outdoors tv that's like a channel where literally on hunting and fishing so yeah i think it depends on what kind of hunting because there's um like invasive species that i think it's good because it destroys the ████ ecosystem like the hogs in texas like lions axis deer humans on earth humans on earth giraffes elephants with ivory tusks elephants with ivory types billionaires pangolins for no reason they got colvin baby seals baby seals uh yeah what's up with people killing babies seals you know what's coaching's ████ up what do you think what do you think is the biggest alligator on record is it the dude that was walking by the ████
6:46 golf course that thing is ████ huge 20 feet 21 feet i say 20 feet or here we go i'll rephrase that the biggest alligator to ever be hunted 21 feet 18 feet 18 feet all right okay well a guy named stokes oh wait no i'm sorry a woman named mandy stokes that's wrong that's wrong oh ████ you don't think so how's she gonna teabag it if she beats it she set the world record for the uh her first gator hut in august of that year which measured oh 2014 15 feet and nine inches and it weighed a thousand and 11 pounds yeah if they shoot him in the water i wonder how they get him out oh yeah so he shot this one in the water and they had to go to the bottom of the lake and pull it up whoa one of those ones yeah but he must be so hyped going to
7:37 get that thing no when he got oh man hey what man got her into the sport huh uh her husband john and brother-in-law kevin [Laughter] i can't believe they they showed that information so there's this thing where nikki plays poker right and you play poker but nikki plays poker then like if she's at the table and guys are like you know oh it's your husband plays or what and she's like no he might he doesn't play and they're like well then who the ████ got you into poker they get upset they can't handle that she just plays poker and on and she likes poker yeah like they're like every time we go we went with the group and then if there's girls in our group they ████ crush it because they just play with the it's so much easier i didn't realize like they just play with their ████ stereotypes and then they're just they play stupid bimbo they breaking that money
8:27 and then i'm like dude ████ you man like what what is that what is that again is that is that red is that a square oh you have one all in i guess [Laughter] legit and it works that's how nikki plays sometimes only if yeah if the other guy's a dumbass probably huh yeah well yeah she'll play she'll play the room though but yeah it's so funny it's ████ amazing dude i would love to watch her play it's fun i actually sat there one time for five hours to watch it because i was so fascinated plus i was learning the game and yeah it's like playing mafia it's interesting yeah when you're in it your heart's like you ever see people get like visibly upset when nikki's playing with him yes they get tilted because we're losing to a little lady it's crazy it's ████ gross you've seen it well i've seen it yeah multiple times but like people just get angry it's gambling yeah for the most
9:17 part though i like the poker room it's different from blackjack i think blackjack has the most degens and the most like angriest players yeah but they can never believe it they're always like your husband oh come on your husband he doesn't play what's he doing here you said he's here and she's like he's just you see the older dudes though yeah like the younger guys they just play and then they're usually like so introverted and nerdy that they just don't give a ████ like i've seen one time a guy playing poker while he has his laptop open and he's playing like 10 different poker like tables yeah i'm not i'm not kidding i've seen that ████ too it's crazy that's enormous it's fun to stay on the table dude like they have good ████ food like don't bust out a whole prime rib and you could just be eating that ████ they'll be like sir oh yeah okay massages too massage ladies what don't bring the ████ chair and your face is in the donut and you can see what's going on in their ████ massager in the background yeah i mean one of those cats like you know
10:08 whatever he's getting massaged by this chick that's great dude that's great it's kind of like that it's a whole culture dude it's a whole stay there for like eight hours 12 hours just stay there that's true the longest i've played was uh a little over 48 hours no sleep whoa 48 out you didn't get sleepy i hit up six poker rooms because my favorite thing to do in vegas was um you go there like in the middle of the night because there's no traffic right and then you just play until it's time to check in so like yeah so then so then when you go with your friends it's kind of like oh let's keep playing because as soon as you get there you just want to play play play right and then it's like ah let's just keep going and then it's like 32 hours oh well we're not gonna ████ sleep in the morning wake up in the morning we're gonna mess it up so let's just stay up and then you go like that and then before you know it it's two days
10:58 straight i did this because uh before you know it it's some days straight and i wasn't on meth or anything too so it was don't you don't you assume anthony no i was just clarifying because i it just sounded i don't know odd but i was so bummed you assumed he wasn't doing math because this is the second time i missed new year's because i did the same thing where you get there excited you just play you get there early because you think like i'm gonna beat the crowd right so you're already there for two days straight and then you can't take it anymore and you crash before the fireworks go out and then i did that two times [Music] [Applause] [Music]
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