0:00 and then I know that my dick touched another dick and then I'm completely gay now you're completely y everyone going to talk about it cut that please don't put that in I'll I'll be humiliated forever put it in turn the volume up one brighten it even you guys ever heard about a little show called The View yeah where they have great opinion what is it I'm not 55 years old okay so there's a show called The View there's a bunch of uh post metapa women who give really bad takes on politics most of the time yep and uh one of the hosts her name is sunny htin she um during the eclipse recently she she said that uh the eclipse has to do with climate change okay she might be right how do we prove her wrong in what way does it have to do with it yeah so
0:52 check this out so she uh basically there's a lot of people who have been conspiring about the eclipse and the end of the world right I don't know if you guys remember that but like sure people were saying like oh they're going to shut down the government next week and like that right so there's a lot of that uh but then there was sunny hustin so one of the hosts brings that up and how like there's a bunch of yahoos out there who think that it's going to be the end of the world like that yeah well then Sunny host says let's say you know all those things together would maybe lead one to believe that either climate change exists or something is really going on earthquakes are not at the mercy of climate change says joy bear rupy Goldberg says they've known about the eclipse coming because Eclipse has happened they can actually say these
1:42 things are going to happen right and the first person to speak about this said that the Confluence of natural events could mean that the Rapture is here right she added that she learned chicas like those those bugs little grasshopper things they go they go yeah that's exactly that's good that's good sounds like electricity good um would soon be emerging oh right so she's starting to like prophesize about the end of the world um and people were very concerned there's a woman named Alyssa Farah Griffin who is the resident conservative now I guess they always they always kick those people out pretty quick they get like One races per table yeah one there you go uh she says that people are having all sorts of conspiracy about the the world Following last week's earthquake so you guys get
2:32 what I'm saying right A lot of people are postulating a lot of different things involving um not just the the solar eclipse but then what's going on with the earthquakes ████ like that they're they're having a little conversation about that for context okay well then Hosten miss miss sunny host ends up saying hold on one second here the ████ ads covering it can't even get premium yeah find a Pay wall not good good not good my computer is like do you think you would listen to her opinion more if it came from someone like way cooler like Obama yeah I think I would listen to them more if they were way truer if they were what if like what SAU Le or like the Shang CH the Shang Chi guy I I wouldn't want to listen to him for um like any topic about like Global
3:22 yeah you know glob I would listen to whatever he had to say yeah yeah you think so yeah yeah he was like yo this is due to climate change I'd be like whatever you say you tucking your hair back we're just we're just we're just going to scrap this one this one we're scrapping we're scrapping it how talking about someone else it's just it's just too I can't pull it up and then the other sites are not pulling it up either so we'll just scraping it we're moving on we're fine here we go maybe you're hiding something he agrees he saw the truth I saw the oh my God he was disturb three he like oh this ad uh the world's going to end oh God I he's thought too much he too so he's so quick on his [Music] feet I'm going to show you guys a video
4:12 right now and you are going to respond to it here we go great toad while driving oh I saw this oh dude she cute I saw this she's cute so these people are just randomly in traffic all of a sudden tow truck throws the lights on starts backing up drops that thing that tries to fish him out yeah tries to fish him out and all they can do is try to back up and get out of the way they have no idea what the hell is going on that's their car is not up for you know impound or anything like that they're just trying to to a car off the street they didn't default payments or anything nothing Toyotas are good cars man people want them if I had a tow truck I would do that oh hell yeah dude pretty smart idea so yeah the these these people are in
5:02 San Francisco they basically had no idea what's happening they said we're at a stop sign we're mining our own our stop light mining our own business and all of a sudden uh this tow truck from this company called uh Specialty Towing starts trying to pick them up and the lever's coming down and it's kind of one of those moments where you're like is this really happening thankfully the car behind them started to back up once they show their backup lights and that's how they were able to to start getting away but even after this video the tow truck pursues them longer trying to still capture their car after the video too so apparently these cats the tow the towing company has been called unscrupulous many times online like Specialty Towing is now prohibited what are they up to well so apparently
5:54 they're just like sharks right so they they grab people's cars randomly and then Shake You Down and make you pay most of the time that I heard they're doing it to parked cars so which makes a lot more sense if you're going to be like unscrupulous and do something Shady yeah but if you're like already on the street and you're just trying to catch somebody like that's way crazier do you think you'd scream no I don't think screaming would help I might scream like that's a good scream that would stop me if I was in that tow truck with the engine on I think I'd be like whoa I think I went too far you snap out of it cuz that's a kidnapping charge isn't it yeah got to be yeah but in SF you can get away with anything right oh that's true yeah nothing's going to happen in this towing company they're going to keep doing their thing they got yeah well they got banned now for a little bit Yeah they are until they Chang your name and put it in their ants title yeah
6:44 they're banned from uh bidding or receiving City contracts now that doesn't even matter it's like a smog shop they just you switch around it's easy you ever had a tow truck like scam you or or try to ████ with you one time had the city put a boot on my trap cuz I hadn't paid my parking tickets in like 7 months really the injust first mov to La that sounds like K toown life huh is this your improv days yeah my improv K toown days and oh my god dude you get them tickets all day long and like so so every time you don't pay for like a month they double it and then that doubles and that doubles it's like it's like inverse Martingale method where you're like ah ████ you guys know what Martin G method is M what's that well in gambling okay it's it's when you go to
7:36 the table like say roulette you you put like 500 down on black it doesn't hit well next time you bet 1,000 on black then the next time you bet 2,000 on black and then you just have to have unlimited bank account or else you're going to get ████ and then by the time you get to 16,000 and you win you realize you only won 500 bucks off that method really yeah because it's it's only your initial bet so for example if you do the math you bet 1,000 after you lose and if you lose you bet 2,000 if you win that 2,000 you spent 1,500 to get there but you're still back you're still back yeah every single time you're only actually if you double the bet you're only winning your initial bet oh wow but you're back baby and this is it's all up from here smoking like a true Gambler so what was the grand total to get the boot off uh 1,300 bucks damn yeah off of a ticket
8:26 that was like $68 well no it was multiple tickets how many how many are you talking kept compounding how many tickets you get at one time without paying um I I probably got six in the first like 3 months ofer holy ████ because I I work downtown so like you park and then downtown sucks well then you get you get pulled into a work call and I'm like on the work call I'm like sweating I'm looking at the clock I'm like oh ████ I can't get off the phone though so you're just ████ you're just sitting there ████ it's a poor people tax truly yeah it is remember remember when we were doing uh ABDC and in order to do the show they have to do a background check on you so they do a background check on everybody and like what the ████ we all got on a background check we're all good boys right and then they're like uh Anthony we got to talk to you and I'm like what the ████ and then they they let me know they're like hey there's some sort of warrant out for you we we don't know what it is but it's in
9:16 Riverside and I'm like there a man on the Run what the ████ an's a bad boy and I had to think about it so then I have to ████ go out to Riverside and go to their office in police station and stuff like that it ends up that when I used to live in Riverside for work I got a fix it ticket and then this that same month that I got a fix the ticket I moved out of for window t for window tints but I never paid this like $47 ticket annoying and this was like N9 years prior or some ████ or like 5 years prior to like the this TV show and then I involuntary manslaughter a homeless guy that was later that was later and it was it made sense it was on my ████ lot anyways uh it had be like 830 bucks at that time to clear it which I had to I wanted to do the show my God so yeah you can't run away from the law can't I didn't know you guys were in a dance group were you guys drowning in vagina
10:08 he was he was he's sex more Asian penis he has sex even now right now oh W hell yeah that's such a weird hey this guy has sex even right now he he I will say he's had sex recently I'm not going to lie how do you know that I could tell I could tell I don't even know that look at the glow look at the glow yeah look at him look at the glow at the skin care you look happy yeah he's exactly most of the people at your birthday they that's how I met them is oh they were like you're the ABDC guy oh my God hell yeah they like there was a girl um who she was she was a porn star and then she was like I took your class when I was like 15 oh she's like it ████ me up for I became porn star she does por I started that whole like chain somehow really ████ me up never saw life and death like that ABDC is responsible for creating porn stars indirectly you're welcome well keep going I was thaten you guys it's take a
11:00 story thank you no that was rough thankfully my grandma helped me out at the time you had your grandma to pay that for you she helped me out what a g yeah dude were you drowning in v as a improv comedian yeah but it's more it's it's all PVP so it's like's PVP in your own play vers player it's like in your own Circle it's like everyone's doesn't really count like you ████ everyone everyone's X and everyone ████ you it's like that Shing slurp alert slurp alert what's do that mean it's like just like a oh oh yeah is that Ling the new this to me slurp alert no yeah improv impr well okay the real Scandal is improv coaches oh yeah coaches across the predatory environment dude cuz those guys you know you get like some young thing in your acting class or she's like in her acting class she's like have to do improv so so
11:51 then they go do improv and you got this ████ 40-year-old dude and it's always yes can yeah yeah yeah and he's funny and then they basically yeah yeah I just want to talk to you after class you're so funny and ████ like that you're ████ funny we should go to birds we should go right let's go to birds like yeah we'll go to birds and get some tacos or some ████ and then like we'll talk about hipsterism hipsterism that would have got me I would have folded yeah you would it yeah I saw that bajillion million times and uh yeah those guys Birds on Franklin huh yeah you know what's the sad thing too is that as an as a side effect of that they also end up hard for pursuing comedy without getting any real tips on how to be better at it that is correct that sucks I saw that non-stop it was wild dude it's it's hard to see cuz they're like devoting their life to this thing that someone told
12:41 them that they had the chops for it but they're not helping them so it's like they just continually suck oh they're helping there was a there was a chick that everyone called Tits McGee oh tit McGee's a universal name though I know but everyone called her tit like everyone in we had a titm on to her to her face no that's the thing her first name was tits no her to her face to her face she's the funny chit damn so yeah it sucks yeah so but then you you know you see those that dark world and you know it all you put together the little pieces you see how sad are Society is special what was the name of the place special that's the Improv place you're talking about yeah oh ████ seedy underbelly I'll be there
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