0:00 when the the sun gets in the right place at the right time with the moon they will cover each other just like that cover each other just like that how beautiful would that be it's is going to be so [Music] neat are you guys excited for the uh Eclipse that's coming it's on Monday right I can't wait to see it you looks like he's always happy are your eyes going to be okay during something like that I'm going to be F you look Japanese dude oh damn dude easy there dude holy crap man he looks so ████ on H what are you guys going to do are you going to like get some special
0:50 glasses and go look at the eclipse well California it's not going to what does it h on it tomorrow we get 70% right it's on Monday I thought the whole country could see it it's on Monday no dude dud dude here's the thing what really the way that the way that it works dude ████ works dude it's like uh we're going to get the other plate show you something right now dude sry is it the the eclip ECP eclip [Music] okay and hclips a bit places that that's a good explanation dude when it's like this
1:40 we're this little glow right here is California California is going to see the glow it's going to hit us it's not going to we're only going to see it like this bud that's what it's going to cover but we could all see the sun can we n that's cute think in the middle of the country they're going to the way that the Moon is placed when it passes the son they're going to be covered oh but when it when they he's when it's in that place yeah California is going to be like the it's like when you look at a stage right and you got the s█████ seats on the front on the very corner you can't really see it so yeah but the people in the theater got the center seats they get the SE Cali on the side we're going to see it from like right here Texas is dead center yeah so we're seeing this part cuz we're going to see that but if we were in the center you would see this oh I see oh we're not
2:31 really going to see a lot of a going to be you fly to the place to see the eclipse that's where we got a we got to fly to the eclipse location okay like Kansas or something oh dude the flights are czy my girl's driving I'm driving she's flying out to uh uh Texas just to see the eclipse for work for work eclip for work and he said that the they were going to come back Tuesday but because of the eclipse the flights are crazy like they're like ████ at least like, 1500 just to go to Texas like what the ████ so they had to wait the next day parking and everything heard the hotels are all ████ crazy through the roof take advantage of it I know so um the next one that's going to be exactly like that is in 2044 wa wow so don't miss it
3:23 I thought they were just they did they just have an eclipse recently but not a toal not a total eclipse in this way did you hear about what's going to happen that's what I keep thinking every time I hear it remember that drink that was called the eclipse no I remember I remember it was a it was a drink that was called eclipse and I remember I used to buy it was it good it's all right hey were you the kind of guy that like drank orbit it's like a uh orbit orbit you remember orbit with the little balls this it's not a beverage Cofe was no it's like a like a Capri Sun oh this no it's like a Capri Sun that's that's they don't have it might have been a fever dream dude look no I'm not I'm telling you was a thing called The Capri you better think hard man you might be crazy cpri sun eclipse maybe you that's Eclipse gum bro oh yeah what was Eclipse
4:14 gum maybe I've never heard of an eclipse beverage I don't know I'm ████ I'm hey I got HD all right uh so the the crazy thing about this eclipse is that in in a there's a New York Correctional Facility where the prisoners are suing they they're not allow to see it what the how can how can they just start suing people when they're in ja because they're saying that it's a I thought you lose all rights they're saying it's a violation of their religious beliefs who which religion criminals are they are smart though criminals are smart these are the religions that the there's like five or six guys these are their religions Baptist Muslim santoria 7th Day Adventist and and the last guy's atheist oh my aist that's like the Avengers AV why s Aven they said there's none of these religions have a basis
5:05 that they need to see the eclipse they just made it up they're just guessing yeah they're just trying to like use it as a way I'm glad we're representing well I is it uh I heard that the world's going to ████ die for like a couple days not die but it's like the I guess the energy of ████ I don't know do you guys believe no yeah like I guess like oh the ████ Electric C he going to ████ go out like the ████ and we're going to have blackouts and the whole country when is that happening uh I think it's going to happen when that thing I don't know what the ████ I heard a story and I here's the thing I heard it right on Tik Tok and I went ah and I should have listened to it but I heard enough to freak me out bud scream I heard like an EMP yeah like a worldwide one imagine that from the
5:55 solar eclipse that's what they're saying that's why a lot of people are buying like some ████ batteries and ████ like that Charing water cuz they're like about to go down cuz you know that movie that uh that just came out about the deer right again I'm bad with that the day of the world got left behind left behind or something like that Leave the World Behind leave the world the day the world yeah that one holy ████ so they're saying that that movie came out to warn us about or prepare us about this that's the movie that Matt Kim talks about I need to put air in my ████ Mo bicycle tires that's all you need huh just in case cuz what if my car doesn't work if that em it just goes down I'm B house and he's going to he's like no dude we're we're filled up yeah we're filled up over here dude freaking relax yeah it's it's scary also like is Eclipse the perfect time to like create a crime yes I think the perfect time to
6:45 create a crime yeah is during a fog I'm serious you run into it you're you disappear no because like you they don't nobody's going to be able to see anything yeah you can ████ shoot a guy and I heard something but what if the bullet clears the fog there he did it it makes a clear path to you you're like that goes boom it goes he shot him he's holding the he's holding the gun someone gave me a gun like someone caught you in the shower you don't think it's better to do it during your clipse when no one's looking right everyone's looking yeah be like I heard it but I'm not looking away yeah I don't know yeah but wouldn't you want to see the eclipse too cuz it's like once in a lifetime hell
7:35 yeah dude so it's like would you rather be stealing or having an exper what's more important the experience or the stealing but you guys have all seen eclipses in the past right have you ever been that I heard this kind though the last time before this was 1920 oh in this exact type I think cuz there different there like lunar solar whatever I think this eclipse the last one that happened was total solar eclipse or something yeah oh that might be pretty cool I'll just wait till the video comes out what's happening usually what's happening wait wait wait do your Japanese who okay we need it in Asian or else sun in uh Japanese Moon Moon what's Moon Moon oh I forgot Lun [Laughter]
8:25 Spanish LUN suuki that's is a is a sui Su hey L oopsie I cosigned this I cosigned this [Laughter] hard now now now now chop up the steak and toss it at us volcano volan throw a fish at usually it just comes like this this is the first time it's going to come like this that's what now do do it in Mexican
9:16 explanation know the ████ the ████ ████ ████ Moon they're gonna do [Laughter] things they get together they're going to [Laughter] I'm yoking I'm yoking be nasty pass you know man easy science is easy you know it's easy it's easy ████ son you know hiding like a gay boy don't look at me ████ don't look at me don't look at me I'm going to I'm going to go hide I hiding like a gay boy don't look at me all right now for the last one explain it the way why people explain it well here's the thing uh when the the sun
10:06 gets in the right place at the right time with the moon they will cover each other just like that no matter of fact cover each other just like that how beautiful would that be it's just going to be so neat no he's like it's going to be wonderful the compliments it's going to be neat it's going to be wonderful it's going to be a sight to see please bring your family and friends and watch it's going to be a delightful thing bring your family it's going to be so neat it's going to be so neat and beautiful perfect [Music]
10:58 perfect
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