0:00 then my mom's sitting in front of me she goes like this tilts One Cheek up and one starts ████ [Music] laughing welcome back to careful boys today we're talking about if you could erase one thing one event from your memory oh what would you choose where do you start man really yeah oh yeah so many people died in his memor forget they ever lived you really have a lot you H to like embarrassing moments yeah but you don't think they made you who you are now I think I could have done without some of those uh oh God here's an embarrassing stupid one uh when like this is my my
0:53 first real serious girlfriend and um this is like when I was I want to say 16 and then uh she she had this guy in her school we went to different schools and this other guy had asked her to prom when she was um supposed to go with me and I think like I got so pissed cuz I was a f little hotthead back then I got so mad uh the next time I went to visit her I found out where he lived and I found out it was just like down the block from her house and I remember I I put in a backpack this the biggest machet that my dad owned I packed it in the bag and then I was like all right I'll be right back I'm going to go pay him a visit and I started walking over to his house God knows what the ████ I was going to do what were you going to do I don't know kill him I was crazy just show it and then she she started
1:43 crying and it was just a big scene and I think that's what I really wanted I just wanted a scene you know cuz I'm a idiot I thought he was going to like redo his garden or something no but then but then like I think like because of that then like my my friends who from high school who had never seen me act like that because I was like see like just a goof I think that changed how they saw me a little bit and they were like oh he's funny but he could snap at any moment which was kind of like like what a goofball yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah which he's unhinged yeah right which I thought was like but then I never acted that way until I started dating because it ████ made me nuts yeah for sure um does smack know about this story nah she doesn't know about that now she does but it's like cuz I just remembered it right now when I think of like ████ that just was so un necessary you don't have to share everything yeah it's like that didn't
2:34 make me who I was that was more of like a that was pretty stupid thing that like who knows and and even that guy found out that I was doing that and it made him ████ weird oh yeah like it made him really weird cuz I saw him another time at a at a dance well he was like dude this guy wants to ████ chop me up he's wearing hockey pads everywhere I saw him at a dance convention in the Long Beach Convention Center like way back in the day when when the schools were like all the schools have to like do like dances or some ████ uh and then he was I was standing on the top of a Stairway and he was at the bottom and I I knew it was him and I I threw a bottle at him oh ████ oh I thought you had like a a met you made a mess no this was like a year later I didn't grow out of this type of thinking for years C that's why I was like why the ████ do I do these dumb things and then um ran the bully
3:26 yeah and all he did was was ask her to ████ problem like he had no idea he should have ████ known he should he violated your territory dude yeah but that's so stupid now you got to let him know who the king of the castle is brother okay so after that my my high school friends never let me live it down that I have some ████ weird double agenda like are you always going to kill somebody today like made of you about it it was like a joke cuz they were like what the F Ryan are you a killer yeah but it's so stupid like all It Ever Was was just like I just wanted to be like noticed by her in that way of like I'll kill for you babe yeah but that's so psycho it's so ████ that's cuckoo ████ no it's just teenage boy ████ yeah but like it's so like it's so developmentally unnecessary it's like you could take an easier route to find out that that's not for you you know yeah you could reach healthy
4:17 sooner yeah that's mine I would take that away and everything residual from that so if you could erase one thing or event from your memory what would you choose Nick I'm trying to think of a good one I'm thinking of one in uh this is like it whenever I think I'm in the shower sometimes I'll think of just like really like just bad moments and you just you're just thinking about bad moments in the shower sometimes lame ████ yeah just the lamest ████ you could have done that like in the grand scheme of things as an adult it shouldn't matter but it just still always gets you it's not every shower relaxing it's not every shower okay but you just tend to have these thoughts I remember I was in seventh I think I was in seventh grade there's a dude named Bob Cristo I remember him he was like this like a little Hood little Mexican dude but um he just was like a tough guy and everybody would just ████ all over him
5:07 so it just made it easy for me and like at that time I was still trying to figure out how to like fit in with everybody cuz I was new to school so I figured if I ████ pick fights with this dude cuz he would talk ████ to me if I pick fights with him people would like me more or something I don't know who ████ knows so we started fighting in the ████ locker room for like uh we're like we're like challenging each other like postering like I'mma ████ you up I'll ████ you up ████ that kind of ████ yeah so we started scrapping a little bit and uh at this time I was super into professional wrestling incredibly into it and um before I was going to step up to him in my head I was like yeah I'm going to hit him with this I ████ stunn yeah bro like just think about my moov sets I'm throw them against the ropes yeah think about my my finishing sequence until I hit my finisher you know what I mean such fake ████ so just like total crazy ████ I remember okay bro your boy
5:57 started I was in the corner your boy started tuning up the band you know what that means tuning up the band there's a guy named Shawn Michaels okay he used to have this this finishing move called sweet sh music where he sidekick you in the face oh so you're doing this yeah okay that's T okay that terrible awful so B so bad the worst part though is this is the worst part this is the worst part this is real life he goes hey and I was like what he's like you watch wrestling and I was like yeah he's like I watch wrestling too I go we became friends after that we became friends you still try to make him an enemy you're like I watch you're like I watch WWF but he watched WCW you watch WCW yeah yeah which one do you like Smackdown or Nitro dude which one is it
6:49 it better be Nitro was everyone around you like boo what the you know what the funny thing was there was like nobody it was just me and him so like if I beat his ████ ass no nobody nobody the bottom card bottom card everyone's like waiting to show up nobody asked for this fight nobody was championing me like oh my God nck you're going to beat as ████ that's the undercard I'm going to go later I'm going to go like you may not have found out you guys had that call interest if it wasn't for this stupid situation even our even our friendship didn't go to you know the SC shower so like there's no net positive like this is something I could friendship is better than an alteration that's true that's true but we were already kind of fighting and I was already being a ████ so maybe I did learn to not be a piece of ████ but at the same time when I think about it I'm like I gained nothing from that except embarrassment and secondhand embarrassment from
7:39 everybody watching that is pretty funny though bro it was real bad very bad barwan if you could erase one thing or event from your memory what would you choose I know exactly the thing let's go Joe knows this story I don't know if you guys have heard of this one um so when I was in fourth grade or fifth grade yeah around fourth or fifth grade I was in Boy Scouts and so I was in Boy Scouts and I remember we were at at um at one of our meetings it was one of those like um all the parents come cuz it's like a promotional meeting type of thing where people are going to get promoted or they're going to get their new like patrol leader or like new new jobs or whatever oh I think I know the story you toally here so all the parents they get to sit in chairs cuz you like the the way like a lot of these meetings work you would go and you'd get the foldable chairs right and all the kids they set up like rows of four or whatever or five
8:30 or six cuz sometimes the meetings are either at like a multi-purpose room of elementary school or a church or whatever and then the kids just kind of sit around on the floor so the parents right here they're doing the ████ senior patrol leader leading with the ████ Pledge of Allegiance and all that ████ and um I'm sitting in the back right here with all the all my other friends very quiet you know cuz it's like a ceremony so one person speaks at a time like a master of ceremony and like okay now we're going to do this now we're going to ████ lead us into prayer or whatever all that kind of ████ ████ then my mom's sitting in front of me she goes like this she ████ tilts one ass cheek up and go and everyone starts ████ laughing because they know who the ████ did it and I go and I remember the adults and
9:20 everyone and my mom and my mom never comes to my events so I'm like why the ████ did she has to do I'm like this is the reason why I never ████ ask you to come cuz you always embarrass me I remember my ears turning ████ bright was she completely fine with that she's completely fine she's like that was funny she didn't even address it it was just B and just go R like so when everyone's laughing what's she doing she's just like she's not embarrassed I think she's oblivious she really doesn't connect that they're laughing she oh they told a joke no it's kind of like like let's say a recently immigrated Chinese person like if the Uber driver is yelling at her they're like okay okay okay I don't know know give me the ████ address okay okay okay yeah so she's just like B and everyone's laughing she's probably just like oh ████ and then I remember everyone started clowning on me laughing at me and I'm just like son of a ████ this is why I never ████ invite you
10:10 to places and then afterwards I think driving home I was like like Mom like why did you do that and she goes what do you mean I was like you farted and like everyone started laughing at me and you're embarrassing me in front of all my friends and she goes what do you mean like I I didn't uh I didn't fart or like she goes I didn't fart on purpose like yes you did you lifted up an ass cheek D let it out I didn't she was like no I'm just I was just stretching I was just moving my posture she's that oblivious and I was like ████ I made a squeak I've I've seen you do that that ████ at home where you ████ lift that sh apart that's your signature move and the reason why I want to erase that one is because seeing how that like what happened there I'm like it did didn't make me who I am
11:01 today and it literally added zero value it was just a moment of intense embarrassment for no reason it didn't make me that's an amazing ████ story though I mean the the the meaning the purpose of it was now you can share something so amazing with your friends on JK of all the trauma things he's like I climbed into a clock to save my own life I still think that's entertaining but those things like I gained value like even with what happened with my pops like it transformed the way I thought about things there's so much like like I like I became a different person right like very transformative and and she fart and she gaslit you yeah the person that I was before and after the fart is the same except I was intensely embarrassed the funny thing is
11:51 she didn't even know that people were laughing she just let it go and then after she's all defense about it like I the chair was squeaking she already the weird person like my mom like like at the meeting she was wearing ████ like ballet shoes or something and I'm like Mom can you just wear some normal ████ like why are you wearing this and she's like oh look that's flat shoes flat shoes good for your feet I'm like ain't nobody wearing flat shoes like she wore like these ballet slippers that she used to wear when she was like in like uh high school or Junior High I'm like just so when she walks into a room it attracts attention already so it's already you know like the whole recipe is just like can you just be ████ normal and then she farts on top of it yeah like every other parent here is shoes everyone here is normal why you got to ████ wear ballet shoes and be
12:41 the lady that farts in the front would it have made would it have made anything easier if she's all hey guys check this out that would have been cool I'm Bart's mom I think that would have made her really cool cuz at least that's kind of funny yeah cuz this should be oh she's the funny lady right right but she's not she's just if she was like excuse me I have a question and they'll be like yes and she went dude everyone would have been like yeah par mom is cool see it's all execution it's all exec yeah yeah you got to own it once you fart you got to own it bro she went dude that's crazy she didn't even realize she farted she's making excuses like that was the chair that's pretty crazy though to have to hear that as a kid to be like I didn't I know I didn't she been weird man she
13:33 been weird that's so funny yeah so for me I guess it wouldn't be my mom like just farting somewhere I guess like that's traumatic though I guess it's really hard for a kid if your mom just farts somewhere for me it'd be like yeah my dad not cheating on my mom uh no for me for me it's very simple I'll never forget this it's so bad it's like I'm so I'm my my first girlfriend and I I was talking to you guys earlier about soaking we did that kind of ████ and it was like such ████ ████ and then one time it was ████ yes I got greedy and you started thrusting it went further o yeah exactly pumped it a little bit pump I was pumping a little bit right but then in an act of cowardice afterwards and this is like I
14:23 didn't talk about it for another like 9 days with her and like you know I was like in the middle of dumping here and with that and I was like by the way before I was going to dump her though I was like we didn't even really we didn't even really do it oh I was like we it was like nah we didn't do it that's not technically doing it like to save so you're both like we're virgins save my Catholic guilt I was like outwardly projecting my virginity even though like come on dude it's over yeah it's gone your V card's ripped up it's over and then you did she agree she was like devastated oh that's a hard yeah je like wait you wanted to break up because of the guilt no I was like pretty moved on cuz there was like a lot of emotional stuff he wanted to break cuz he already got it go that's how it is that's how boy
15:13 boys will be boys to delete that moment that's pretty ████ no but I just didn't have the balls to handle that moment right cuz it just happened and stuff and like say it doesn't count you don't forget it and like I was like 15 years old it's so stupid like this was a long long time ago but you don't forget how embarrassing it is that you pulled some move like that and you thought that was tight and you're like oh yeah I got away with that one you know like you walk out of that conversation like I'm still a virgin we're good check the highman boys and like yeah meanwhile like still straight edge yeah exactly and meanwhile like you know yeah her s███'s like she got off a jet ski that ████ got you know what I mean like it's different it's different yeah no recovery it's different for the girl Shep different for the girl a lot different that's rough oh you were like
16:04 I didn't feel a thing no it's so embarrassing every time I think about that I shatter like you don't talk about shower Thoughts with yourself well it's also so uncharacteristic of how you think now you know what I mean like you would ████ that guy dude yeah I would ████ dunk all that guy but that's why I hate that guy cuz I was that guy at one point same same reason why like thinking of myself in a violent way is so ████ weird maybe you have to do that in order to cringe at that yeah oh yeah no you have to have inner knowledge of it for sure yeah yeah yeah but yeah and I'm sure farting was bad too they were probably calling it fart the rest of the oh fart Quan really good really good once you Del that memory dude amazing of all the memories he shared with us he's like M I'm ripping one in
16:54 church dude but did that ever happen in other places movie farting other places yeah if she was so used to that did she ever like pretty hard she repeat I think I'm used to her so if it happens in other places it doesn't bug me but when like she's entering into my world like if we go to 99 Ranch I'm in her world right and she's like shopping cart I'm like I don't care I'm ████ here with you you're doing your thing but when you come to my thing and then you ████ bring those ways bring those ways oh God ████ d if you could erase one thing or event from your memory what would you choose Anthony Lee and remember we only have like a couple minutes so like just wrap it up short real short just keep it quick yeah we there's a lot we know 20 seconds if possible you did a lot of shows so I like genuinely hate this question
17:44 because when I think of something that like actually bothers me but it's okay um so it was late 2009 right and uhit I was I was living in an apartment on campus uh at UCI and my current roommate at the time was actually Boy Scout related somebody who was like a really really close friend of mine came up through Boy Scouts and stuff like that now here the problem was is that coming up in the Boy Scouts my sister was also in the same like Scout Troop and stuff like that so we were all friends and then finally like that friend threshold like crossed and then my roommate and my sister started dating oh yeah and I again they're F in more ways than one obviously and I remember coming back when one time from class and I remember like Mike and them they be like no no Anthony don't go upstairs and I was like what dude you know just
18:36 like and you heard your sister moan no dude thank you for telling the rest of did she more than moan yeah but basically yeah I didn't walk in or anything like that but it was just one of those why what the ████ and and obviously you get the hint and then it's like a ████ you know you're just like cool about it because you're you know your college kid but once the volume started to hit you oh shut up and and maybe dude maybe your roommate was a little bit kinky too yeah so then your sister stop stop no no I'm just I'm just pitching I'm pitching I don't know maybe he's so maybe she's like she's like oh my God I'm anthon Le's ████ sister I'm anth Le Sister Sister maybe I don't know I don't know I'm pitching I don't know we don't know we were there did you want to go
19:27 outside immediately or you outside I went outside oh god dude this is I'm surprised you didn't grab a box of Kleenex and run by the door and start jacking off he puts a bug to the door oh my [Laughter] God what was the conversation like when they came downstairs hard dude I was just not around I think I went to like the local ████ Bubba shop or some sh choer team ████ and I was just like I'm out she like Anthony I'm a little dick drunk can you come pick me up ████ you're a bad guy dude you're a bad
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