0:00 [Music] meow i don't know if like you guys didn't hear about this but it's not as widely publicized as i thought it would be greenwood indiana about maybe less than a week ago there was a mass shooter that entered the mall oh god and he got stopped yeah he got stopped who stopped i wonder why they're not reporting i know i know so he started shooting people this guy was armed like two rifles uh overachiever dude a couple of other guns two rifles damn that's a lot of guys dumb he's not even tactically intelligent yeah yeah random bystander named elisha dicken he's 22 saw it go down he had a licensed uh to kill and carry license to kill yes he was james bond thanks for blowing his cover yeah so
0:50 he's got this handgun and um within 15 seconds 40 yards away takes out the wow 40 yards 40 years james bond bro good man wow so the masher did actually uh kill three other people but before before uh he could cause even more terror he got taken out by this dude wow why do you think they don't report this well i mean it is on the news that's how you got it like like math but then look like you guys didn't really no i have no ████ clue it's not part of the narrative dude that kind of sucks that he got killed by a guy named elijah dicken what a ████ loser that's the biggest roast ever what a ████ cup this guy right before he died what's your name elijah dicken yeah but i mean just the name alone it should be publicized like how far is it
1:42 most pistol ranges are like 15 yards oh ████ this guy actually trains if you hit him 40 yards with the and it's a moving target yeah because if this i'm assuming this guy's moving around that s███'s ████ even harder yeah 40 yards he actually trains for sure that's amazing because i think i read about it where he uh i think he shot 10 rounds and eight of them went into the guy's body wow 80 yeah he's a good shot it says that he like he stabled himself against the pole and then just like boom boom boom it's like the other two shots hit the other two people that died oh no and then after he killed him he just started dragging him towards him with the whole so you can see his work he's like pretty good shot take his goggles off damn that's a tight ass scene if he like shot him and then the guy stumbles into like a dry cleaner [Laughter]
2:49 terrible yeah so he had a license to carry the handgun but i guess in indiana you don't even need it it says dicken did not need the license because constitutional or permit-less carry became law on july first oh yeah some states have constitutional care arizona has it what uh what defines constitutional carry specific so constitutional carry just means like the way that when the constitution was written that they anybody can carry any way that they want so you can ████ wear it as a hat or as a ████ parrot like any way you want you could be underneath your clothes this is pistol parrot say hello it's up to your own discretion you know mm-hmm thank you for explaining what
3:39 that pistol parent was going off they explained way better than you dude you only two nine you cannot shoot me you have no accents man i want to talk like that from now on dude the constitution would you like some artist julius when they made the constitution yes they did would you please stand 40 yards away i'm used to it is there any orange julius left ever like yeah where i need to go to one now i saw one at the oc fair what is that wait that's a booth it's like um you heard a dairy queen so dairy queen used to be paired sometimes with like orange julius the way that carl's had green burrito and it would be like creamsicle like orange sherbet it was the jamba juice before jamba juice wow you say sherbet very good ryan oh what
4:30 is it it's not sorbet is it sherbert wow the fact that he even went there what's the difference between sorbet and sure phonetically written as sherbet most people pronouncing it as sherbert what are you talking about get the ████ out of here look at that ████ up right now what's gonna happen now sure hey what the ████ are you doing let him google it let him google no i don't know how to type is this sorbet and sherbert the same ████ s-h-e-r-b-e i don't think so i think sorbet is water-based yeah water-based ice cream all right here it is i'm gonna play the i'm gonna play the phonetic sherman sure german sherbet but it's spelt sherbert sherbet i thought you said it was spelt sherbet i say sherbert yeah i'm number one for so long that's some european ████ we now must duel yeah so what's the difference 10 paces that way 40 yards yeah yeah and from what oh no the drill is the one with orange
5:20 it's different it's like a mixture of it yeah it's a rainbow rainbow ice cream sorbets are the ████ though so is sorbet like the more like icy it's fruity and icing okay and then sorbet is like a no non-dairy um pop i feel like sherbet has dairy no it's water-based i think that's sorbet oh sorbet sherbet is with milk by the way it should be noted that all three victims that died were latino why the ████ would you look at me how do you feel i think it's because you're latinx however we'll survive we'll do there's a lot of you guys we will reproduce we will reproduce we'll be back where was it at again what mall greenwood india and do we know them what are we doing in indiana huh it might be the puerto rican side dude that's what mexican people do they don't know if it was targeted to a specific like race or anything they just
6:11 know that he strapped up went in there you start going crazy yeah that's crazy he didn't have like a manifesto imagine the guy who saved him had a personal manifesto a constitutional one oh this ████ check makes his ass that'll be sick as ████ i'm glad he ████ took him down anybody else that's ████ jesus it was like a really cute video too of like i guess they were in he didn't do any of his own thing but they talked to his grandmother the uh the good samaritan guy yeah and um she was just like oh well you know like he's not he's not particularly like he's not as fast as me but killed a man yeah she was like it really does a lot to you and you have to take someone's life so everyone please please pray for him it's like so cute or the ████ do you feel like if i taught him everything i know she has a musket though because he's he's not like a written house like type you know he wouldn't be like well when i shoot people i pack it
7:02 through the muzzle for three minutes and there's a drummer is it the joy the ████ trumpet boy has to be [Laughter] that's why the old ████ movies like those civil war movies cracked me the ████ up dude you know it was way slower than that last of the mohicans it's exactly that it's the worst i love it when they're doing that while their friend is getting like a cannonball blown off their head and they're like why were we losing to the native americans because they were just doing this all day there's getting murked behind a tree too i was gonna ask do you uh feel like if people all constitutionally or whatever carried guns there would be less there's a lot of people i uh don't
7:52 want to ████ have fun it needs to be a multi-faceted thing so for example if uh let's say it was constitutional carry and also we were like korea where all dudes go to the military it's different then everyone's trained to the same level and we have everyone has a different level of understanding in america you have some people that view guns as if it's a fishing rod it's just a tool and i mastered it i could clean it and open it recognize with my eyes closed then there's someone else that looks at it as if it's this radioactive glowing thing that i don't even like i'm scared to even touch so that's the hard part where you're not having people at the same like mental mind state uh approaching the same tool you know what i mean yeah i understand but maybe that's because it's like um so
8:42 you know not everybody is either capable like the states have different views on it there are different restrictions of laws i think my question is based off of like if i hypothetically was like a mass shooter but i knew everybody else was carrying a gun you'd think twice you know going in and trying to match shoes all right ████ yeah you would go to a gun free zone because you're like you know what no one's going to have guns here yeah yeah if i need victims specifically you're going to go to a gunfight this this guy's not going on a military base to do mass shootings exactly just like how like like people that want to start fights with ████ they go to a bar they're not going to jail yeah they'll go to jiu jitsu school yeah oh i'ma ████ some fools up and go to ████ like a mma school they go to a place where like chinese people used to do that and was sick yeah that's true my style is better than yours yeah yeah we gotta bring that back that's if that's what bombers thought too i can't bomb this place everyone else has got bumps too
9:35 the lowest he's like what if everybody's got one of these chicks oh that's really bad we're all gonna ████ experience the bomb free zone imagine you could still carry grenades okay hey put that grenade i'm gonna blow you up too oh yeah wherever we're all dying you know you know our uh our buddy vince so vince used to shoot for me he's also a pretty well known people what kind of shooting what kind of shooting so his dad looking insanity yeah so his dad actually looks like a very notorious uh ████ uh japanese unibomber and so he was like on the time magazine his dad looks like his identical two he looks like a the that cult leader that gas the whole train network no it's um i forgot his name but the he has a beard yeah yeah so his dad looks exactly like him so his dad got arrested because they thought they caught the ████ universe oh that's so ████ hilarious dude
10:25 that's another level of doppelganger suckiness he was a leader of a cult terrorist group not his dad but he looked he's a look-alike to him and then they gassed a bunch of people in japan in the train system oh i remember that is that guy still on the loose or something is that why they ████ arrested vince's dad well they he just looks exactly like him he even dresses the same they already caught him but they just needed to catch the look-alike we got to be sure we gotta dip it in the bud [Music] you
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