0:00 I'm I'm I'm protective because it's like not only are they not like full grown women yet but also you're a s I am a hella I am a ████ s believe all wom I can't I just got to be Captain sa [Music] ho storm are you guys ready for some JK Justice I love it right so I'm going to give you a scenario that actually happened in real life and you guys tell me what the JK Justice should be okay so a woman is in a Chipotle and she is angry at a Chipotle employee um and she decided to take her bowl of Chipotle and then Chuck it at the Chipotle employee that's not nice is it because she was short on the avocado
0:51 and she was like put some more avocado in there I ordered extra it could very well be they didn't really say they just said that she was she had a um an altercation and then she was mad because um she had been working at Chipotle um or she hadn't been working at Chipotle she had been visiting the Chipotle she didn't get her breedable the way that she liked it and then um the woman at CH who worked for Chipotle was like and oh this is how you respond to it you're going to Chuck a b Chipotle at me and then um that's when the the system of Justice took over so what do you think they did did the workers hop over and start ████ up the salad tosser think more like J JK Justice what would they make her do JK Justice wait
1:42 wait who who's being justified the lady who threw the burrito the woman who threw the burrito so he's asking us to Guess what at the employee she threw it at the Chipotle employee what do you think oh I think she got all the ingredients dumped back onto her that's that's she got wrapped in a burrito I I would that's W fu yeah ey for an eye lettuce for a lettuce that's slapstick Justice that's a little Wong fuy a little long they threw in a trash can they threw in the trash can close but no ose they threw her out of the store oh did they do that thing from movies where you where you drag someone across the bar but it was really the flat grill bar it was a flat grill even I want to say yes so bad all the Tobasco bottles no they senten her to work at fast food for
2:33 2 months Chipotle sick at Chipotle the judge did Judge did yeah now you know how hard it is and stop complaining but then is that with no wages like she has to like it's like it's like her community service that's sick there's no way that is her community service so I think I think you're I think I think they should do that in a ████ really rich neighborhood where they have like all these ████ things they want perfectly done for their order oh yeah yeah yeah Beverly Hills trip if when she's on her shift you don't have to throw your bowl in the trash you got to just toss it at her and she just has to pick it up she is the trash can so she has to climb into one of these right yeah and then that's where you put Filipino food yeah and then when you step on her toe her mouth opens up and you have to throw the trash in her yeah you got to hit bricks
3:24 all day I wish they did that for all the laws any anything you break you have to do the receiving end of it so you learn empathy not to do what kind of beautiful place would allow this as a punishment uh that is an excellent question Joe America go so one of the the employee who was attacked said this ████ is lucky basically cuz I had to work like ████ 65 hours a week and she only has to work 20 hours a week for fast food but still that's pretty tight the judge did yeah I like that and I love it how it's a punishment and all the workers are like wait what the ████ our job is a punishment stit you to what they do yeah dang I didn't look at it that way yeah and they didn't say she has to work at Chipotle by the way they just said she has to work at a fast food cake oh why
4:16 she goes to Shake Shack and it's like that's not fair yeah or two upscale or what's the one five guys is that why is JK Justice cuz the punishment doesn't actually make sense I think real JK Justice is if she climbed over the counter and started ████ her up that's JK Justice you know um that's some that's one of my favorite things to watch is like when people fight at uh McDonald's and then they try to hop over the counter and then the workers start like ████ jumping up I love when the workers fight back the only thing I don't like about that is you the workers almost always end up fired which sucks see I don't like think about that but you know what I would like to do one day is invite them all to work at June be that's cool I would just be like move the fight to Jun would you would you fire them okay if somebody at Jun be
5:06 gone to fight with a customer that was wrong I would always protect my employees even if the public is like hey June P let this violent thing happen J is fight friendly dude oh yeah you fight in a J We're powered by matcha dude we ████ drink that bombass guava matcha and we're just like all right I got McGregor in me now let's go green just like the Irish did you did you did you have anything close to that happen like a disgruntled customer come back and be pretty pissed off yeah I I was actually pretty well not a this he was kind of crazy but I was actually very proud of my two employees they're like you know I think one was in high school at the time and then the other one she's like 21 22 so they're fairly young and it was this guy that was like hella aggressive
5:57 toward them I wasn't there that day and um I don't know what type of grown man would tell like a little girl to be like step outside that's ████ what see like that's ████ up in theory when you hear his second hand is really funny it is ridiculous right so I it's was like okay nice to see equality I love equality we saw the camera footage this guy looks like at least mid-40s he's like come outside come on let's go what the ████ I know my team they're ████ sweet like there's no there's never a time when it should happen so it's un this is what I guess our just from hearing the story right like our assessment of this whole thing is it sounds like a guy that felt ignored by a girl and he feels like all crazy because it's like you're not you're not giving
6:48 me my ████ respect that I deserve like it's not even about the customer service it's about like yeah he wasn't even ordering anything he was asking for directions or some ████ ████ he's not even a customer oh that's that's St and so it it turned into this altercation and ████ telling the girls like step outside and see what I do right she steps outside I would not recommend this she she goes what are you going to do then this she's a skinny 22y old girl ████ you didn't say she was micronesian though that's dope she was like what are you going to do then right and then he just walked away I was like don't ever do that I told her don't ever do that but damn you're ████ tough tight and I'm like damn you were wearing your hoop earrings that day huh you had to go like ████ what's up scrap you want a scrap did you give her raise yeah she's get she's getting a
7:39 raise not for that but for other reasons because she's just a worker she's like every opponent you defeat that's a dollar we count that as a win cuz he forfeited so yeah yeah yeah you're one and0 baby if I go to jby and I don't order anything can I use the bathroom of course that's sick dude you know what we have ████ napkins straws people just ████ walk up and grab ████ without saying thank you they just walk away dude take it f you lucky your your uh place is not here cuz we would do so many pranks oh my God there is a place here it's just not ran under me but please prank the one the one where it's you I would I would do so much I would just be a ████ character be like why is my drink all green that's so good that's great dang no I think I think for me it's just dude
8:29 there was another time too where um a a food delivery guy well he was bringing ingredients and supplies right and this ████ always happens when there's never a guy around like we have a storage area with refrigerators and ████ right and then there's no cameras in this hallway so again middle-aged dude ████ weird and then there was a you know I think she another girl that was 17 or 18 but she's a little too young to be ████ probably isolated with this dude right so she needed to show him where to put all the ████ milks and all that stuff so as he's doing that he's sexually harassing her no touching right just all like aggressive verbal ████ what the ████ so I ████ chewed out the dispatch on the phone I said hey look if you even accidentally bring this guy to
9:20 the shop because he's scheduled if we ever see him ever again we're never going to buy anything from you guys and on top of that it's a liability to you I have underage workers imagine if he did something ████ up and we got you know camera footage of him saying inappropriate things um initially at the store and then they're like oh oh we are so sorry he's been reprimanded I was like man I will ████ reprimand his face yeah and that's when we need 30% off all the sugar and the cream but there there's things like that that go on right and I'm just like I'm I'm I'm protective because it's like not only are they not like full grown women yet but also you're a s I am a hella I am a ████ s believe all women I can't I just got
10:10 to be Captain sa he comes in like that'll never happen to you [Applause] again not when not when Daddy Joe is around daddy Joe got you always girl daddy Jo you come daddy Jo first nobody's going to ████ with you again come here baby you got something on your face yeah
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