0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful boys oh hello we are lucky enough to have tesh with us again yup i like your sweater bro thanks man because he's the voice of ken yeah fyi i'm really promoting imdb trivia i now use this as an opportunity i like how you just gentrified the white guy from within is that is that how that worked from within from within or is it outsourcing ooh was it outsourcing which one is it i am american so he's getting paid for dollars he's he's white facing dude yeah you're taking white jobs bro you're taking white jobs man they're worried they're you know people where you're like building the walls and we're already here man we're inside we're inside the wall i'm
0:50 inside the wall and i'm inside your head they're worried about the wrong brown people dude they didn't think about the east like the indian people the real the real browns that are taking their jobs is this one you know hours the real browns i mean they were looking for us first you know columbus was looking for me columbus was looking for my great great grandparents he was like ah you got a good tan you're in here you're the first objective yeah dude congrats congrats on your uh definition please thank you by the way thank you bro yeah man it's awesome still a hundred percent i'm still a hundred percent on rotten tomatoes i wasn't maintaining that if you haven't seen it go watch it go watch it it's on netflix right now united states canada new zealand australia in the uk all our asian countries i'm sorry we're for sale anyone out there was
1:41 there a western release before asia released uh we haven't negotiated a deal with any uh asian territories yet so hopefully that'll be next so if you guys want to see it make sure you uh tag your favorite streamers in in your home countries and uh let's let's get some buzz it's a great movie we do have a hundred percent 100 really watching now drop after this video it's very easy watch all the haters come out that's the most asian rating you can have you know 100 percent you know it's really funny so we i went on the imdb page and like there's always haters no matter what whatever and there was one review that was like this movie ain't diverse enough and i'm like if you're trying to like hate on the movie can't you can't you just at least like find something legitimate that'd be like oh the indian dude in the movie sucks like something that remotely makes sense
2:31 there's not enough movies it's an indian movie there's not even that we have we have a bunch of asians in the movie there's all kinds of people yeah there's whites in there yeah i mean we cut that down yeah no but there's all kinds there's all kinds of people there's asians there's all different types of asians i don't wanna i don't wanna say who cause i want people i want to leave with a mystery so you go and you watch it well you think they're trying to be funny oh yeah maybe they're being sarcastic it's like going on um it's a terrible joke no but it's not a funny joke it would have been funny if the person wrote i wish there was more white people in this movie then i would have laughed pretty funny yeah because what if what if what if you're on django and you're like it's not diverse enough that's technically isn't this just white and black that's all american movies there's no latinos no asians what is this person's ideal diverse movie that's what i'm
3:22 saying how many like different aliens in it i have a feeling that guy that wrote that review wants more whites in that movie oh yeah and he just feels like i'm not represented in this movie it's not reverse it's reversity it's reverse diversity [Laughter] when there's movies that don't have enough agents in it i go on the imdb i make my account and i say there's not this movie's not diverse what movie have you said that too um jurassic park one too many dinosaurs jurassic park wait you reviewed jurassic park one yeah with chris pratt yeah that one except for the one guy that had that is there any um i want to know if there's any prominent asian paleontologists except the guy in jurassic park who's trying to ruin the world all day they
4:12 usually don't choose anthropology and all these majors because they don't make money they don't make money that's true that's like i was like dad i want to study dinosaurs they're like you want dinosaur i'll bury you in the ground you know what movie has the ideal amount of diversity you guys think which one i do i do i do well but here's the thing [Laughter] but even that's kind of loaded though because they like color-coded everything if you were really trying to reflect the planet every movie would only star chinese and indians you were trying to relax because we're like two and a half billion of the seven and a half billion people on this planet if we got the world you know population and every like however many population your culture has that is the representative then it has to be an equal amount like so if chinese and indians we would literally be a quarter
5:03 of the globe that would help my career a lot it would help everyone at this table would be making just add another zero to everyone ten dollars can you imagine like a world war ii biopic or something being done by only chinese in india dude that'd be awesome you know it's about world war ii but come on the world is chinese no it's it's really it's really funny because a lot of times when if i pitch material yeah they'll be like ah you know i just i just didn't get it i'm like what do you mean you didn't get it of course you didn't get it it's a story about indian people for like indian americans you're not an indian american you're just like a white dude that's all but you know who will get this the other 1 billion people that i wrote this movie for dude if 10 of india watches this movie that's like a quarter of the u.s
5:53 population that's like super bowl numbers i got 100 million people to watch my movie dude that's pretty sweet that's pretty ████ great those are great numbers do you remember that one production company we were pitching to before and then it was like the the bald white dude with glasses and then he said our idea wasn't good and then he was showing us the samurai project oh yeah he wanted you guys to be samurais no no no no it was so ████ hilarious this was a white dude that pitched a samurai project he uh he was one of those white guys that like absolutely loved japanese ████ ████ but then kind of got it mixed up like he was like those old school weebs you know like he was like the guys that like i can't wait to go to japan and get like a japanese wife but then like yeah it was like those kind of guys see literally the last samurai was it was it tom cruise i think he wanted i
6:43 think he wanted to be i think but his body didn't fit athletically you know what i mean like he wasn't as beautiful as tommy if if this was the metaverse that would be his character you know nana versus tom cruise we pitched in this show i forgot which one it was was it the schindler's list musical and then and he was like no this that's not going to work he goes you know what's going to work he goes this show i'm working on and it was like a cross between he was like imagine if like sons of anarchy but samurai you're like i don't want to watch that show and i was like isn't that ronan warriors isn't that is that a show no it was like a cartoon i used to watch it can't remember it was like sci-fi with samurai and then like the graphics look like you know when you when you see a comic book right it's like done in a certain way and when they mix asian ████ it's all wrong it was like that kind of
7:33 concept art and i was looking at it like yo this looks like weird and so he wanted you guys to play the samurai no he was just i think he was right he was bragging about it he was just pitching we were supposed to do the pitch to him because he was the gatekeeper for the ████ you see how it works and then he turned around and just wanted approval from us and i was just like you guys were his asian focus group wow that's so weird and i was like all right and we left the meeting going what happened did you guys write him a check we'll buy it you were like how did this happen we went in to go sell the show and then we bought a show we bought this futuristic samurai we should do a reading of it on jk news we should all play characters [Laughter] samurai sons of anarchy okay yeah it was interesting samurai songs of
8:23 anarchy when you put it that way it's like it's kind of a cool idea i mean it sounds funny yeah i know it's supposed to be serious though i can't i can't stop imagining like samurai motorcycles see like my head went back to like you know like charlotte i think the the uh the like clan we it's like the cl us versus everybody yeah and then and they're going through town oh i just thought it was a bunch of white guys in america like in their motorcycles wanting to be samurai driving on their that would be better in the modern era that's way better it's going around all of these like japanese they're just in samurai schools and they're you know just destroying sushi restaurants is that samurai the code samurai is that bushido's the samurai yeah yeah yeah yeah they're like we want to learn the bushido con they're like dude what the ████ you guys are driving motorcycles or it's a bunch of like real hardcore bikers all white dudes but they
9:14 just love japanese culture and they want to like so they're weebs biker weeds biker weeds yeah bro would they watch this show we could pitch the show i think we're onto something we might get counter pitched i don't want to go in there man i'm already we are i want to see biker weebs i want them to go up and down japan and then they can do all the fanboy ████ like they grew up watching pokemon you know and then you can just watch these tatted up bikers girly men just going like try to catch them all yeah play pokemon go play ████ monsters they're on their bikes oh there's a pokestop we gotta stop over here look how quickly we took an idea and see we're converting to something that would be a hit yeah will anybody watch it i don't know but it's fun tell us in the comments would you watch our show about biker weebs going around japan dominating gyms on pokemon go
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11:50 i mean i mean like you know when you get they get mobbed they take people out like i remember during all these kind of political stuff they were they were like oh you ████ with us bts army yeah bts would do it well yeah because remember when that dude like supported that disqualified uh athlete and then everyone started coming after him there's like a creative athlete who i guess was under um investigation for having cheated but then the one of the members was still supporting them and so like all these like i think a bunch of like chinese people like flooded his instagram to be like dude how dare you support him but then like the army came through and they just like blocked i thought you meant the literal army no well yeah i was like wow literal korean army talk about government funding the response of the bts army is way more efficient they came in and they just like flooded his own comments so you couldn't even see what all of china
12:40 would say to him oh ████ he put a bunch of organization he's like we love you we love you we love you we love you dude their countermeasures are whoo it's like you just call like asian aunties in the in the bts army and you've smashed together wow like unstoppable horses it's literally just like a black hole yeah they'll just come in and just annihilate everything that's what they need to do like and like russia has their troll farms right we need to hire korean fans i was really thinking that k-pop fans because it's actually worldwide so we gotta enlist k-pop fans to battle the cyber wars dude that's the only way we balance modern warfare is hella weird [Laughter] we should have bts army get into fights with asian aunties did you see it it'd be like a celebrity death match yeah a fandoms asian auntie so they're on facebook so
13:30 it's a different platform you know like i don't know in brown culture like asian aunties live on whatsapp and circulating news yeah i don't know if it's the same is what's up like the biggest platform for like indian yeah it's community i would just assume so i try to stay away do you guys get random messages on whatsapp from chinese ladies yes all the time i started getting that hey uh this is amy do you want to meet up for lunch long time no see how are you yeah this is joanna well i had one he was you know an asian girl like this is joanna um i'm sorry i missed your call it was like that and i'm like i don't respond and then you look it said something funny like oh this is fate this is like the wrong phone number oh man i'm like i wonder if you're like a 50 year old white dude in a basement right now i really want to ryan battles
14:20 those guys all the time i love you how are you taking people you take out scammers oh i try to i try to waste as much of their time as possible they don't respond to me i want to flirt i think they know people are starting to do that ████ so they just like give up yeah oh remember that guy that texted me and i put it in the group right you put him in a group should we call him let's go i put him in boys to men the revival group okay this is what he said he goes uh hello my friend what are your plans for christmas and i said my brother i lost all my contacts my deepest apologies is this muhammad akbar and then and he didn't reply so i said and i wrote muhammad i told you many times don't play ████ games with me i go i wait five minutes and you know talk back when i see you next time and i went dot dot and he goes aren't you sam wait i thought you were muhammad now
15:10 you're sam and then he goes he says aren't you sam and i go are you ████ with me you know damn well this is brahim i like your deep cut this names ████ i got i really got the wrong number yeah he's like ████ dude he's like my bad ████ is going up those are the kind of things you should read for for roles on like the top 100 middle eastern names he's like i'll go with number one muhammad now let me go to like name 52. accurate those are some elaborate scams they're doing now though like they they they do this whole like setup to like flirt with you and then they as soon as they get your dick pic it's oh that's what they're that's what they're working up to they're trying it's a dick pic that's right
16:00 i guarantee you guys send uh someone else's dick send a dick they will go boom we're gonna send this to your family we're gonna put this out blah blah unless you pay us this much so how would they know what your family's if that's happened to my friends they just go to your socials and then they go oh here's all your facebook yeah everybody wow so you can know by your phone number i guess so so if they message you say hey what's up how are you friend and if you send him a dick pic right away is that the right way to do it or should i flirt back a little bit what's the social etiquette how do i do this right hello how are you on your dick so that it's two and one and you save on the uh text got it got it got it got i got it and you sent your mom's contact already so it's easier oh yeah here's my family's information please text this picture to my mom and my please blackmail me because they see
16:51 me so i know what they're saying do everything expeditiously yeah and just get it out there already so just you know cut the middle ground right it's a crazy thing man people be falling for that and the same thing happens on offer up man you send a dick pic on offer can you sell it though are you offering are you selling your ticket but like you're like best off for five dollars like some people just put like that they know everyone's gonna want it's like really cheap whatever it is and then you go hey do you still have it and they'll go yeah um do you want to come by later tonight oh by the way my husband won't be home it's it'll just be this thing stuff what yeah it's really like wow yeah it's weird why could you try to buy like a stool or something i don't know what like any like if you go in there and you find any item that's too good to be true chances are it's going to be one of those scams you look up do you guys look up the people that you buy stuff from yeah as well yeah like you're on social media so what happens if someone oh marshall's
17:41 like oh and they'd be like oh man this guy's well my ████ dancer i should say like [Laughter] my profile pic is like a photoshop version of one of my friends and then my name on there is jermaine dufrey you're like ████ he's super famous but it's funny get it get it we only got five seconds sometimes i forget i forget what i put it under and then when i go to meet him up and i'm just waiting and some guys like jeremy yeah switch it with the g sometimes yeah but it's really funny when people are like oh hey thanks jermaine like i love the cabinet how ████ is that that's funny that's great i don't think anyone should put their real ████ because like i i have a lot of like
18:31 friends that are girls and they get hit on consoles yeah yeah yeah yeah on offer up or especially if they come ████ if they pick it up at your house and they know where you live now it's so dangerous don't do that like set a meet-up place like it's not your house i'm too lazy like what i got my truck i needed to sell my wheels i'm like just come and pick up the no you're ████ famous too like what the ████ you're famous bro you ████ idiot ████ famous this guy dude what the ████ i'm mohammed dude i'll kill you i don't honestly i don't think people are gonna be messing with bart cause he probably you come out like in your underwear and you're like here's my truck here are my wheels and he's like pressing both of the wheels and you're like how am i supposed to carry he's like carry like a man catch it yeah he's like what do you use this for oh i use it just a ████ deadlift what are
19:22 you gonna use it for i'm gonna put it on my truck oh that's a that's a ████ ████ thing to do do how do you have people meet you up at your house when you have like this guy has zip ties in this car you know that i do he has for restraining purposes and i think that's probably up there of these risks cable management for a cable management truck but it's literally in a handcuff form it's pretty crazy it's for big cables what are you ████ tapping off the power grip tesla chargers it's for his quadriceps when he's testing the circumference oh he's like after he gets his pump on he's like then he tries to break him [Laughter] so that really sucks with the digging jim's like why are there all these broken zip ties everywhere it's the fastest way to get swole remember you guys never done that you need to have that sign in your gym clean up your zip ties
20:12 rack your weights [Laughter] don't leave them on the floor ████ i didn't think of that people are using like the bands to just flex they're not using it to stretch or anything oh yeah all the meat heads but yeah that's it maybe you should get somebody else to play you during off-road transactions but do you buy stuff from off-rope and craigslist too because i do 90 some percent of people they just tell me to go to their house you just roll up and then they're just like yeah whatever that's also dumb i bought some stuff nationwide too and they just mailed it to me to your house yeah yeah dude when i bought i bought an arcade machine like that one like a very small one and then when i uh got to the guy's house like super late at night he goes yeah just park in the driveway and then uh he like opens his gate and then i pulled into his driveway and then he he shut the gate behind my car and i'm like oh no let's say again why would you do that like my husband's not home
21:06 oh that's a pity you won't steal ████ and drive off i guess so yeah i mean he ended up being totally legit and i went in there and he was like a great dude and then yeah but then you let you out yeah he was and then my car's still there and then you spent 48 hours in his basement i don't remember i don't remember anything i suppressed everything you're like you felt went great and then i woke up and stuck home four days later yeah i don't know what happened yeah like there's a lot of like really sketch ways that that could start out man it's scary thanks jeremy [Music]
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