0:00 [Music] so imagine you get your driver's license right and so the way you decide to celebrate is the second you're driving away from the DMV you crack open a beer hell yeah ████ and you're going a Don and you're going like 50 Mi above the speed limit that's Freedom baby that's tight that's what this guy did now did he crash no but he got pulled over right away oh my God idiot yeah and that's literally the whole article so let's this I think that's I think teacher I think that's Justified police brutality yeah kind of just just like a couple of hits if the cop pulls you over right license and registration and you don't even have the real card I have the
0:52 temporary print out the paper still hotal is still fresh okay quack quack quack 25 so he's not a oh boo dud wa he just got a driver's license at 25 so is he a l yeah cuz look he obviously doesn't make good decisions if you're crack cuz who's closer to the rule book than that guy he just finished reading the book he just finished doing the perit test he knows that's not he knows it better than us he knows it better than us yeah that's a premeditated move that's yeah that's first a beer ready that's first degree DUI it might have been a warm beer who knows if it's cold y I mean if it was just one beer though is it that bad that's true according to law yeah 50 like 50 m an hour above the speed limit above the speed so if oh crap that's a lot yeah yeah that's a lot like if it's
1:43 a 40 mph they're going like 90 yeah open beer that's fast and free that's the same thing as like getting your like CCW license and going outside drinking a beer going bang bang bang yeah that sounds kind of cool that's way cooler that's cooler it sounds like a Cry for Help maybe huh his parents or something like something we don't like to empathize with these people so I watched this uh this interview it was like back in the day like it looked like 1960 or something right where um drunk driving was not illegal yet I think this was like in the UK I saw that same one yeah and then he was just asking you know people like about the new law yeah how what they think about it and there he's asking people after the bar so they're drunk oh ████ yeah
2:33 and it's hilarious you think they're just better driers men men and women and they look like completely normal people men and women they probably weren't driving that fast were they they'll be just like oh no I actually drink better I I drive better when I'm drunk or like yeah like yeah just helps me relax and like yeah and it's yeah it's crazy they're all like opposed to it they're just yeah they didn't like they didn't like it that's crazy that I one we are of our times yeah have have you ever got a DUI nuh not yet not a real Korean today today once I leave here I'm getting one do a lot of Koreans get du that what you said I don't know we just left the trink though oh but you'll get caught no Koreans won't get di because they got that ████ underground Uber service and ████ like that where they secretly hand each other like cards and matchboxes where you could just hit up a random old Korean dude oh I have a Korean taxi number if you guys that's what I'm talking about right I remember
3:23 the first they do LAX I remember learning about this before Uber and Li wow before Uber and Li the phone number is always on a lighter yeah and then and then you call them they take you home or if your car is there you call them let them know yeah and they bring two people and they drive your car home it's only K Tok service they don't do it for other RAC that's word of MTH we did it too hey give that give that guy's number to this guy so when he goes to LAX he doesn't get the wrong taxi I almost beat up a Armenian Taxi Driver you just want to beat everyone up yeah I don't want to he was asking for it he was asking for it oh yeah oh yeah but I didn't though see he progressed a lot with his anger management I didn't you know what though Davis so pushed them but I didn't do anything he's a Korean male too guy he has to push him Korean anger do you got that Korean anger when you get like drunk or
4:13 something do you have that anger I didn't drink till I 21 cuz I was scared I would be one of those belligerent drunks oh kage it turns out I'm peace loving that's awesome hey that's a blessing you think that's Southern Hospitality or you think that's how would you know that you're drunk oh your mind you're like peaceful peaceful I get all gay and call my friends I love you like I FaceTime all my not not as often anymore but then that's that's a nice kind of drun yeah that's a great Dr you got Asian GL no luy it's in my je I can drink because of my DNA like my mom drinks a lot she doesn't drink she she's a she's woman of God but it's just no it's just like gentic she's one of those where she doesn't have to drink for like 10 years but on a good night when everything's just kind of in syn out she can drink
5:04 and just have a great time when my mom and my dad first started dating my dad was trying to be all cool was like every shot you take I'll take two and she's like are you sure all right and then he he's done dead that's badass damn that's so funny he's like I gambled and loosed ████ I told her oh how much Hennessy can you drink Hennessy wow shout out to H have has Uber ever glitched on you guys what does that mean so like one time I had a you know like the Uber like a mat Uber driver right so a guy came here he was like one of those Chinese drivers so his English was really really bad and then I never try to let people know that I speak Chinese so that I have that distance so we we matched that makes sense though it really makes sense
5:54 cuz then they'll pull like the whole Chinese card ████ or whatever so we what's the Chinese card good question go beyond the rules now so I like that professionalism you know like it's like if you're my real estate agent stay my real estate agent don't be like hey uh you want to play soccer with my son I'm like no I don't want socer with yeah he he'll like light a cigarette immediately if you know lines get crossed hell Chinese wife do you want to be my yeah massage this side and then go this side I any of thatass so I gave him the car and then um the the Uber thing like his app wouldn't accept the ride and then like it's it just shows our dots like this huh like his he wasn't accepting I
6:46 wasn't on a ride and then I was like oh I really have to get to the airport and he goes ah okay okay okay so he just starts driving and the whole time we're putting our phones next to each other and we're just moving together but the ride is not accepting oh ████ and then he's and then like once we got there um I was like so how much do I pay you he goes I don't even know it does the charge whatever and then I was like ████ and he goes you know what it's okay I'm like dude this is the nicest Chinese guy ever I still you gave him 60 bucks I was like it's probably 60 bucks to LAX but it was just crazy the whole ████ time we turned both our phones off on reset deleted the app we're just doing this ████ whole thing together while he's like ████ and I was like what if it's not what if it's a Chinese trick and he was just like this works every time cash only
7:36 baby it's a Chinese trick dude that's a legit trick Chinese scam I love the Chinese Uber drivers that have a full news article they're just reading like a full one or just playing a YouTube video yeah they're crazy they have like three phones they got ████ like the beads on the chair it's like the beads are money it's crazy in China they got like the whole big ass iPads and like three screens and stuff and they don't they don't look at the road at all oh that's tight it's ████ banana driving in a like being a passenger in a car I was in China in Beijing it was the scariest thing oh my gosh honking is a way of communication oh dude there we're this close with like a person riding a bicycle but you know I'm way scareder here than I am over there La is one of the worst drivers la la over here it's like everybody there's rules and
8:27 everybody's entitled to thinking that everybody's going to follow the rules so they'll drive like 80 and like be on your phone and ████ whereas over there it's like nobody's driving ████ 80 mph even though you're like H H but like because because there's no rules over there everybody has to pay attention they are alert yeah here it's like you could just get T-Bone by a car you didn't even see coming that's way different cuz both people on their phones huh everyone's swerving these days bro like everyone's just like oh oops dude I've been hearing more honks here in La like I didn't hear that many honks growing up I'm like damn everybody is honking at each other all ████ day oh bro cuz you know why cuz everyone just like stuck at the ████ green light bro let me tell you this I was at McDonald's I was at McDonald's at like 9:00 and I was like I had to get some I want cheeseburgers you me cheeseburgers and uh there's this BMW and the rest of the line pulls up
9:18 and the cars just parked there and I'm stuck behind them and I'm like hey yo like pull the ████ up I want my ████ cheeseburger did you hit the Honker I hit the honk I Hit the Lights this guy wasn't moving then the ████ McDonald's dude like is like looking out the drive-thru like yo what the ████ like you can come forward you can come forward did he die dude and then this Chinese dude pulls up next to the car next to the the parking lot and he's like right next to the guy and he goes there's no one in the car what do people there's no one in the car and I was like what the ████ and then sure enough the ████ like five more cars pull up behind me so I'm stuck in between this dude and like five cars and I'm like and I was tripping cuz I was like is this guy going to ████ like is he is he just crazy like who knows what this guy is doing right and then I guess this guy is knocked out bro passed out or he's sleeping or he just wasn't responding his windows were tinted bro he didn't
10:09 die the ████ McDonald's people came out and were like um excuse me and he's just like chilling they didn't know if he was sleeping or not he zoned man bro he was probably ████ drunk something he was on and he just was chilling bro he was there the rest of the night they had toose you get your car so everyone had a back I looked at the dud I was like I was like this guy's not moving so then everyone just backed out and then we went inside to order I got my cheeseburger but at that point it took it took so ████ long I was I don't even want this ████ thing anymore I think I saw dead person in the parking lot the other day shout out to people out there the first thing he said this morning what do you mean here yeah at the parking lot at the gym and then we were just um going to work out late whatever so I think he was dead cuz when I got there I saw a guy and like he was
10:59 on the handicap thingy windows down car on and he was sleeping like that with his mouth open so I was thinking oh he's probably taking a little nap you know how your mind doesn't go he's dead your mind goes like yeah I think that's normal to not go he's dead it's it's probably go like oh he's probably napping or something real quick cuz he had I don't know he doesn't want to drive glass Hat full guy but like I after the gym you know we were there for a solid hour at e no no uh 24-Hour Fitness it was late too so it was like 10: p.m. so dead once I left and we were right back at the same place walk by the same car I was like oh that ████ dead and then Hannah's like should we go check and I'm all like well I was like do you really want to see a dead dude
11:49 and then she's like maybe we should tell someone and I'm like well I kind of want to go over there and poke at him but all right just to check but like I we drove past and I'm like yeah that motherfucker's dead thank God there was a bunch of security dudes and then Hannah's like sorry and you know she like UK people are all polite as ████ like sorry um don't mean to bother you but I think that there's a man there he looks dead he looks dead W and I was like what made you think he was dead those like flies coming out of his mouth well one the car was on windows are off down all all down right so the car's just been running for over an hour and then he's like head you think he's asleep mouth wide open he hasn't moved or anything but
12:39 it's just weird like why would you was he a black BMW this is no no it was like a SUV what what's weird to me is why turn on the car and then fall asleep he might be on he might be on one of those fent but the window's open old man oh yeah that's another thing too he was like a he was like a grandpa he was like a like a so I thought maybe he had a heart attack or something um if he was young maybe just you know a loser but like yeah he was an old man Grandpa mouth wide open just like in a position like this and um I think he was dead yeah
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