0:00 can I eat the pig after be so selfish you want to eat the pig afterwards yeah because then it won't be used you're going to eat his ████ out and suck to come out of it an is [Music] nasty welcome back to another highly informative episode of careful boys today we have Rox Shan with [Applause] us she comes all the way from Australia to ask us this one very important question go ahead Australia mik so everyone here has a business in a way like you guys have your own businesses and your face or something so would you rather get caled in the mouth or lose all these are the kind of questions taica ask me would you rather F
0:50 Pig okay and no one knows about it you have to have done it like no but no one knows know that or everyone thinks you the pig but you didn't oh what does that have to do with businesses ruin your business ruin if everyone thinks you've done something ramification from that I'm a fat pig but you're like I didn't but everyone believes you did I would rather do it and no yeah I'm a fat P but it has to be consensual the pig got to be into it I don't ████ pigs okay but they got diseases they I'm a pig I'm a f it would drive I think it would drive me mentally insane That No One Believes Me That didn't do it yeah I would just bring it up all the time and be like you know I didn't a pig right and by the way know but like think about okay but pigs they get 30 minute
1:42 orgasms you're going to wait for real you're going to until it comes I mean you have to yeah no you're going all the way like you're making no you're making love like you're making love the pig they have 30 minute orgasms no way dude you're going to till it comes answered Anthony answered Anthony what would you pick kissing you you're making love oh you got to do all of that yeah you're making love you're not oh you got to make love using and abusing it and then like eat it later I'm going to cry ████ you like why am I doing this I'm saving my business I'm a sick ████ I don't think I could get hard but I'm going to try no you can I think you can yeah you can I'm going to try and you got to ████ the pig missionary you got to ████ the pig missionary dude belly to belly a belly oh no this is awful hey but no one will
2:34 know no one and don't think about the cute little pigs I'm talking about the mass like a yeah and they stin mud all over it and you got to made love to it yeah it is right it is like the Black Mirror episode did he end up ████ it in the in the show he did right and he did it on camera I'm ████ the pig dude cuz didn't he do it to like save the nation or something yeah but then everybody afterwards still hated him for it they hated him cuz he did it yeah yeah it's that yeah I mean I'm I think the nation can die but then wait can I stop when I'm when I come or does a pig have to come no you're I think the pig got to come too what you're going to make it fair wait Pig they they come for 30 minutes though male or female but it's still orgasm can't be that easy they didn't do
3:24 anything wrong to you I'll be out of the room by minute one yeah but then you're I'm not going to stick around for 30 minutes make them no you're going to make them feel used that's not right of course they'll feel used I'm going to can I eat the pig don't be so selfish you want to eat the pig afterwards yeah because then it won't be used you're going to eat his ████ out and suck to come out of it is nasty dude I'm ████ the pig and I'm naming the pig Joe too oh that's nice no name it masato name it masato that would made him uncomfortable do you think do you think you could ████ the pig that you could eat the pig that you ████ we coming it I don't know dude honestly I'm now that I'm thinking about it I might pick the second one dude no way cuz I don't think I can ████ a pick yeah but it's like you did it anyway if everyone if everyone think you did it everyone everybody's going to Lon hun
4:15 just call you out all these other black belts are like hey pck ████ you're going to live the rest of your life like having def all the other stud all the other Dojo they're going to come over and they Pig ████ the way you guys are coming at me right now makes me feel like I actually ████ the pig Okay so let's you get millions of DMS going you pig ████ you're getting cancelled when you said millions so my engagement on the inside like you know you didn't do it unless you're banking on the fact that after so many years that becomes acceptable that's one way reason to look at and on top of that you're going to have a Target on your back from Peta oh yeah huh oh and the vegans I'll be the probably the most hated guy in the world you suffer all the consequences of a guy who did it but everyone knows but your morals yeah pck but then to you you know you didn't I think that would make a persones and stuff but like your morals and like you didn't you know what the crazy thing is like that I'm not having unprotected s with a pig no it's
5:05 unprotected for sure you have to wear a lamb skin cond you have to wear a pig onesie all right you know what's crazy I think I would be traumatized if I I was the only one who knew that I ████ a pig you may love to her but then the only thing that will help me sleep at night is knowing that well bar and Joe did too so we end this together we're esimo brothers oh it's the same Pig esimo Brothers okay same Pig but then you knowing you knowing he did it you knowing or us knowing each other did it that would cancel out the idea that no one we're already in the room together we're already in this no no no no no one can it's just you but we won't know we won't know whether or not we won't know what happened in that room no it's just you no one you hear pig squealing and were like oh my God I think Anthony's ████ the pig holy ████ I think he did I'm going first though then J can go after
5:55 they're like I think we have to too you hear Anthony squealing oh Pig squeals a oh oh I know it's an ugly sound man I don't know man I would just ████ do it I don't care I'll do it for sure to to not have people think I did it what about a sheep imagine this part like you choose not to ████ a pig you choose not to ████ a pig you go home your wife's looking at you like yeah so see there there you go she's like you weak can't do that I mean both ways you're Fu cuz your wife is going to think you've done it but you actually didn't or your wife will find out that you did and I'm I'm not going to find no your wife nobody's going to find out that's whole point find now she's going to think you did it Thor no the first point no the first point is that no one knows the second point that is that everyone doesn't believe you even your own wife right so the second one is you're a pig ████ so you're the only person that yeah so I'm ████ you I
6:47 will make love to that pig versus have my wife think I cheated on her with a pig that I didn't see same here if I went in there and did it right now by the next video nothing would be different about me except You' be going like this bacon grease just just coming out I even like I even like pigs Hannah will still uh believe Hannah will still stay with me even if I was a pig ████ she would be mad by the fact that I didn't tell her why because she's like well who I think she's like well if you got to ████ something like you're ████ something but she'll be more mad over the the secrecy and know like like you didn't tell me I think if I did even though I'm like I didn't ████ do it and then she's like no you did everyone knows you did I think that would hurt her cuz the world knew before I did and I'm like I didn't ████ do it the whole world
7:40 luckily for me there's some things that smack just doesn't want to know and that would be under that umbrella she'd be like if I told her she be like you didn't have to say that like I now it's in my mind yeah that's cool she has a recycle bin in her brain like just drag it over there yeah just delete that is she vegetarian no that's good that would cause problems if you were a vegetarian vegans that be coming off to you I would definitely just I would do it I think there there's a lot of things where it's like you could go against your morality but I think a lot of a lot of it is because people are afraid to get caught yeah yeah I guess so that's true well sometimes the things that that could happen or worse when people think you did something yeah yeah for real even though you didn't do anything even though you didn't yeah I mean I don't want to ████ a pig but I have
8:31 to W make love to like like what do you think is worse like serving a life sentence on and then going to death row for a murder you didn't do or kill someone and no one ever found out oh that's who is the killing hey but Jesus knows yeah but Jesus knows and he makes you feel bad every day that's a gangster who are who are you killing who yeah that's true I mean I guess it would it would probably have to be someone that you you don't want to kill R else there wouldn't be any cost yeah you need to an innocent person has to be be like an innocent person that didn't do anything cute little kid at a park oh not a kid not child yeah see yeah then I'm just you don't want to ████ do it yeah but I also don't want to kill an adult well if it's like okay adults you could I could mental gymnastics the justification of any adult okay how because adult has lived long enough to probably have done something wrong that
9:21 deserved a murder okay what about then like a 30-year-old uh like astronaut woman that has her whole life ahead of her she's about to go to space you kill her that day yeah but achievements don't mean that she was a moral person she picked on ████ Sandy in high school you think you can live with that guil though can't make you can't make a backstory yeah but it's easy to it's hard to make a backstory for a six-year-old kid that's true so then you you yeah the six-year-old kid's probably going to pick on Sandy later and the six-year-old kid is going to become become a z kilo light off I prevented Hitler part 2.0 part 2.0 it became a ████ decimal thing after what's up guys if you do not know we have a patreon I want you to click in our description and go over there and check out all the beautiful stuff we
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11:02 you can see it when you click that well yeah you could look at it that way but let's just say it's someone you don't want to kill they're innocent they never did anything wrong in their life whoever it is and and that's the cost or you got to go to jail for life and you never did it I think the pain of my guilt would be worse than getting booty hole jammed in jail booty old Jam if they're 70 plus I'm going to kill them it's not 70 plus no it's a kid it's a person that has all of the ideal it's someone that would Eat You Alive cuz you're like I can't believe I killed such a good person so you but then here's the thing you either have to learn to live with the fact and still be a functional human or you just deal with being a rat in a cage and every ████ year you're reminded what a great person this person was you killed you ████ yeah you start getting all their
11:52 mail this is a tough one there that guilt all the Harvard acceptance letters and can I kill myself wao no that's out of the question no you you to ████ P if you want to do that I think it depends on who it is but because I love everybody so much I would probably murder someone because you love everyone so much I like my life right like I don't oh I see okay okay but if it was like let's say I didn't have if you had to kill Steve peace out brother he's only here once a mon anyway that's the rationale no but like let's say I had less to lose okay then I actually think the murder of someone
12:42 innocent would be worse than being right and in jail cuz if I'm right and in jail I'll just be like you know what um I'm wrongfully convicted but like I I think I I just know that I didn't do anything wrong you know what I have a feeling that in the beginning that feels right but if anything's going to make you regret your decision it's being in jail I think after some time you're going to go 30 years just even five years or even solitary being solitary on either end of the coin though you'll probably feel the same cuz you're acting up you're nuts no you're in solitary the whole time no dude you kill someone you don't do a whole you don't do you're not you're not in life in prison but you do if you're misbehaving while you're in prison well then you better not misbehave you're for sure a misbehavior
13:32 though you're in solitary yeah You' misbehaved you're mounting off well I'm going to be a criminal mastermind then I'm the warden not bad okay hey that's not a bad thing so you go to jail falsely accused and you just become I'm going to have the Emperor of jail yeah like everyone's I'm going to come in inoc in but I'm going to come out a criminal mastermind with all the top Ramen and you know what that that actually makes a little bit of sense because everyone thinks you did it so they could be scared of you yeah and it's like well I might as well play the game and then for season 6 there's actually a a glimmer of hope because a lawyer been studying your case and then he's like I could have my big break I believe you didn't do it and then he's going to pro bono help me out and then I'm going to be like but wait my whole identity's been in jail do I actually
14:22 want to be freed and then I'm going to start sabotaging myself to try to stay in prison but then I get out and I try the real world and I'm like a janitor cuz nobody would hire me and I hate myself cuz I was a king in jail but in like now I'm in the outside world and I can't be like a part of the society you're sh shanking yeah so then I actually kill someone and go to jail so two people died and you in the same spot a second person had to die you couldn't commit a different crime well the first person didn't die I didn't kill nobody remember I I was wrongly accused oh yeah yeah yeah you killed one person so the first person that didn't die that you saved you should go kill them yeah like I should have killed you anyway yeah M okay but you just gave them six seasons to live longer right what's your favorite animal in all the world right now well right now what do
15:12 you mean like it's a different answer Seasons it changes every dude what's your favorite animal at seaw i' say like dogs oh sea lion cuz they're like the water dogs the sea lions are like the the the the they're like the canines of the water puppies of the okay and you know how they scratch their they ████ take their head the back of their head to the back and then they go like this it's hilarious it's ████ so funny so would you um instead of instead of killing somebody oh you oh my God you going tell me to ████ a SE ████ ████ killer ████ up you don't ████ it then kill it and it's aimi instead of killing a person the sea lion just goes extinct oh what oh I ████ murder any human being animals if you say oh animals above human hell yeah
16:02 dude interesting for entertainment I throw humans off of a cliff but for animals like I'm all animals all animals are both humans some like scorpions and like mosquitoes they can die the cute ones though ████ dude they're like children you can't ████ with the cute ones where where in the animal kingdom tell me if it's above or below human value koala oh way above they're too cute they're like a ████ baby um German Shepherd yeah Chihuahua yeah they're up there all dogs yeah um caterpillar n but once if they're a moth smash the ████ caterpillar if they're a butterfly all right cool cool cool what about what about a cow we got to keep those they're tasty 5050 dude because cute FL we got to keep them around emotional they're very
16:53 compassionate creatures nah but they're also good Smash Burgers so like true that's true I do like a good smash Burg too but have you ever eaten sea lime what if it's tasty as ████ I know but I never tasted it so hey I don't know if a se's going to make a good smash BR good probably not never don't know dude I do think there is a clear okay look at pea right those ████ are never fighting to save mosquitoes there there's a hierarchy of animal and I and I think that it's dependent on the cuteness barometer yeah so like and Rarity yeah like how I mean how like oh yeah like if you have a ████ I like what do you call those albino tigers they're so rare right they're like a super rare Pokemon and then peta's going to come around be like
17:43 we got to save these guys and they're ████ cute right cute ass Tigers when is the last time these ████ have fought for potato grubs when's the last time they rallied up together to stop the genocide of cockroaches ████ never they don't give a ████ about those guys have you ever seen that Peta billboard that says where do you draw the line it says all animals want to live where do you draw the line it shows a bunch of animals in a row like dogs cats horse cow show me the ████ Row dude but then people always put a line exactly where dude that's ████ easy yeah cuz you eat those other ████ is that where you guys draw the line too yeah in that Spectrum yeah yeah I'm eating yeah I think Asians might be a little bit more on this side just a little bit
18:35 that's that's a around that's roughly yeah but that's a good European line Asians like we don't need no line the whole thing all of it's fine look at this line yeah exactly like depends like you put apocalyptic crisis economic crisis regular day that's spot I like how they try to use that as a I know they got their own though they know they ████ feel well yeah like you said they know they do they don't protect insects there's scorpions yeah they don't ████ protect any of those guys centipedes mhm they don't protect like ugly sea creatures fish oh yeah there's no fish well they do like dolphins you know but do you see them ████ protecting mackerel never there's too many of them that's why they're never no but they're never doing ████ like hey don't be canning sardines you know like they
19:26 never don't be canning s don't ████ never fight for those we did the line it included the rabbit on the other side that's funny oh yeah cuz Italian or French food has rabbits in it yeah over the horse I've had rabbit raviol yeah rabbit's good horse is good I had alligator alligator's pretty good it is it's pretty solid it's really tough it tastes like chicken y tastes like chicken if if Peta was really about the animals they would be protesting exterminators all day all day yeah cuz they'll be like stop ████ killing spiders oh you know what's crazy bakanov has uh the salt and pepper frog legs oo that sounds frog are so bomb it was pretty good trips me out though I I was a kid and we had bat soup bat soup yeah in China oh that's where Co started
20:18 that's why you're immune huh that's why you're immun I've never had Co I still haven't had dude I need to get some bat soup what the is that the secret huh that's the secret to no Co dude
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