0:00 [Music] let's go ahead and just uh throw this piece of art high-end art at y'all real quick just want you to enjoy the art show it's right here oh yeah i love this one dude i bet i know what the name of this piece is called what is it called matchsticks that's pretty good nah man it gets better there's an artist there's a 2.0 that made that evolved this piece this is actually considered a million dollar painting wow really ████ that was recently vandalized oh no after a quote-unquote board security guard drew eyes so funny some say vandalized i say enhanced i say i say dude imagine you're that you're
0:50 you're hired to protect this painting and you go i'm gonna mess with this he drew on it he just drew ours resounding hype from what he did make it cost more i think it should it should right i think i'd pay more money i want to know his mentality like what he was thinking because he's like dude look at his unfinished piece of ████ is he dead do some mafia fools own that piece of art and they're like that guy's done he's definitely fired you're the guy that did the ice [Laughter] big fan give them props afterwards yeah i mean like what's the security is the garden like oh man didn't finish it yo i got this i went to fellas college for art homie this uh this security guard this is funny it was his first day of work there first day is he first day at work dude man he's got to be like ████ cuckoo yeah where is this at how could he don't
1:40 is there a photo this guy comes he's probably like hey how come no one's done this i gotta i gotta jump on this photo of the dude his eyes look exactly like that self-portrait that's all his eyes are all small and ████ big ass that they're like this tiny or is it the hiring person's fault where they forgot to go through the rules and go hey do not draw on anything you could draw on anything question of past experience a background check you know have you ever drawn on another painting that was not yours like they didn't ask they failed yeah he probably thought no one would notice like have you vandalized anything he's like no but i got a graffiti record you know yeah it's probably one of those why do they keep saying he's bored so this was uh i don't know why becky monsanto um the three figures painted uh painting by anna leporskaya was defaced
2:30 at the yeltsin center located in the city of ekiterenberg in the swedish oblast region in west central russia you could have just said you don't know where it's from you have to make ████ up i have been i haven't been to yakitaranbury before though actually in russia of course you have auntie lee ████ sex however i've been like three or why do you think they're all doing the anthony lee [Laughter] russian he's probably like hello [Laughter] so this uh board a 60 year old security guard allegedly drew eyes with a ballpoint pen on the faces of two of the three figures in the painting during an exhibition called the world as non-objectivity the birth of a what's a 60 year old biggest security guard oh my god the unnamed guard was reportedly from a private security company and has since been fired yeah no
3:22 ████ imagine what's the big ideas they gotta move them like catholic priests and ████ they gotta move yeah they gotta rotate them he's touching all the paintings yeah this ████ gets fired but a catholic priest just gets moved that's crazy dude i know right they move into a gallery where all the paintings have eyes already he's like ████ you can do no damage here starts drawing noses mouths why didn't i think of that he gets better at vandalizing over time he strikes again i'm surprised catholic priests somehow made it into this conversation because nothing beats that rotation man that's a it's like a fighter like you lose and then like you want to maintain your undefeatedness so like you move to a different league beat a bunch of kids yeah so this is actually an old painting le
4:13 por skaia who was a student of russian avant-garde artist kashmir malevich is having their three figures painting from 1932 to 1934 worked on by experts in a bid to restore it to its former glory i imagine the experts are like hey you got to remove these ball boy pins good luck like the extras like i don't understand what's wrong this is beautiful wow so someone's got to get a ████ eraser and just go into it like this real slow it's just white eyes the roll on the one that's rolls they gotta just do this i know all right saliva dude so they're really working on removing the eyes they're working on it and this part sounds really funny to me so let's make let's make sense of the
5:04 math after the after the incident police opened an investigation for vandalism which comes with a uh 40 000 ruby rupe what do they have in restaurants rupees that's not right that's right i just made that up guys i don't know if it's rubles is it or 395 pounds fine and a one year correctional labor sentence however the damage to the painting has been estimated at two thousand four hundred seventy pounds wow well that's it two thousand four hundred and seventy what about the emotional damage to art critics technically the artist the artist has already passed so there's no uh emotional damage to them what about who owns the painting though that's true because that's like a million dollar painting right i'm surprised that that didn't like make it like 500 000 and then they got a refund everyone that bought tickets to the gallery expecting to see they're
5:55 like oh you ████ it up man i would just take a photo of that and make posters and sell those like if i was the perpetrator the vandalizer you know enemy of the nft yeah yeah dude i think it's just like so much more of a talking point of art like i would never dude it put that painting on the map yeah i would not have this painting as its original for any reason but the idea of the story of a guy who was bored drawing ballpoint pen eyes on it i'm like that's ████ art you got to make it example the guy so people don't do it to everything when you said it was ball point uh pen it doesn't really it looks like it matches the hair of the ████ uh i was confused yeah like i was like you think it took this guy like four hours or something though you know what i mean it wasn't perfect and even the amount the eyes are spaced apart from the sides of the head
6:46 and the forehead it's pretty good so what if somebody saw this outcome and they decided to put mike tyson's face tattoo on mona lisa that's kind of cool you like that it's modern or you make mona lisa cross line a little bit and then they change the the plaque to say mona lisa i'm curious about his mindset though like you know the board security guard like like if we put that that mindset in other security guards like a as a strip club like is a board security guard does he get lap dances does he like grow up the stripper you know he's so bored yeah yeah like when they're bent over he draws a happy face on them like he draws eyes on the eyeless strippers what's the context but also though if you're a board security guard at a strip club you know get a different job because i feel like that's the best place to be a security guard what like being a board security guard is a good thing because you're not ████ doing anything that's
7:36 true does that mean you're yeah your jobs there's no crime yeah it's pretty chill yeah because a board security guard at a grocery store just like takes an apple and eats what if he's like a ████ rambo madman security guard and just craving action and nothing was happening he's a rambo man man and i don't kill i draw eyes at a museum just be glad that's all i did his release is his art you know and he probably was like a special forces he murdered like 30 people in like one month or whatever and then like this is his break now his security guard and they hired they didn't ask him any background questions because they saw him they saw his resume like oh this is a perfect security guard little did they know that his release is his art that's his real passion and he's like finally at 60 years old i can retire and pursue my passions right when they see this they're gonna ████ blow their minds and he finishes their
8:27 eyes and he's like that's me right there man they're hella scared to tell him that it was a bad thing you're like you you told him that he shouldn't have done that someone wanted to tell me something because his dream is he matt damon he good will hunting oh the painting you know i'm gonna get discovered because if you look at the placement the size of the eyes everything's proportional he's like i'm i'm a prodigy i'm a prodigious artist in my 60s he's probably a closet like aspiring artist he's just embarrassed he don't want to talk about it that's what it is i feel bad for the guy now he now he can't get old now he can't be an artist anywhere because he's ostracized from the ████ community to make up for now he's going to kill more people because he's got to get it out of his now he's back to killing we ████ up art is so foreign to me though that like who's the people looking at this and going oh it's ruined it's not these people now they have eyes though they can look now i know right but then who sees this and goes man it's so ████
9:18 dude what i can't believe this guy ████ this how come you didn't draw eyes on the middle head that's the art dude come on you made that decision as an artist you're right it was the end of his shift he's not gonna go home he went to the end of a ship to draw the island this is actually pretty cool it's quite relaxing ████ ████ it don't work no more this is a russian pain tomorrow i'm coming for you you're next but this also proves that dudes up until old age love to ████ around 60 years old that's a really good case study what do you think after his face like i did good work today like you know time to go home
10:09 two out of three not bad [Music] you
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