0:00 thank you [Music] what's up everybody welcome back to another exciting episode of the careful boys and today we have Mr Jason Cheney in the building everyone everyone ████ loves it you're the most requested guest but you I want to comfort myself too let's give it up for face and face Yay give it up for self-love self-love dude I love myself I love my um body yeah wow is that your favorite thing about your body you ever been caught loving yourself yeah yeah I like to I love my feeling when I touch my penis that is a great second ever got boring for you what has it ever got boring when I jerk off yeah you ever
0:52 been like that's a good question yeah that's a very good question um you know what I was always afraid to be boring like jerking off to be doing because I'm like then sex wouldn't be good so you you're very disciplined you save it you savor it I never overdo it I don't I you know what a couple times okay seven times I thought all guys in one day in one day that's that's pretty high no that's Heaven no you have that what's the highest you guys all got in one day go I lost count but I I did it up I did it to the point where there's nothing coming out that's about it just he's like this yeah I think mine was only like four or five times yeah yeah I couldn't do nothing just jack off after the third time you're like baby two or three two or three wow I don't I don't think I've tried to pursue like maximum
1:42 and each time I feel guilty and guiltier that's what I'm saying I think after like three it's like I can't do this you do feel like a loser what kind of loser like dude an hour and a half just went by right now and I did nothing I was like in eighth or ninth grade and when I did that I was like I need to train for my future girlfriend that's what I thought too because I was like I have such a weak dick I come in like 30 seconds yeah that's what I thought and I'm like there's no way she's gonna enjoy this ████ so I have to train and I train for many years and I still came after 30 seconds but the problem is because you're training with your hand and no chick is gonna know your dick better than your hand true but then that's what's real yeah feels better than my hand so even if you train up to work up to do two minutes you gotta reset but you got a relationship reset cause you ████ go in the ████ and then you come in 20 seconds you do are
2:33 you trying to say that only another guy would be able to do it only my other hand maybe has the same understanding that's true it's like uh it's like ████ Avatar the blue people one it's like the first guy died and his twin brother had to take his Avatar that's the only other situation anyways so today what we would love to talk about but that's what I'm saying is that today what we love to talk about what are you gonna say I want to hear what this guy why do you go to bulldoze bulldoze is a good word is have you ever been caught loving yourself I said loving yourself because I'm trying to be jacking off this is a serious whoa a serious conversation that I know many of the viewers they could totally relate to yeah probably more dudes than chicks have you ever been have you ever been caught jacking off yeah my grandma
3:25 that was a major starting with Grandma my grandma no because I lived with my grandma and uh she came in oh okay when I was it doesn't make it any less fun because then you guys catch each other sometimes yeah how old were you oh how old were you um Maybe fifth grade oh she started early sixth grade because I remember I remember the first time it was fifth grade that I jerked off me too dude to your hand to your hand yeah like so someone told you it's a good one too because I so my friend who got held back like two years he was my friend yeah if they're just tuning in right
4:15 after that between my purse right okay so your friend that's your friend that was my friend and there's another friend so I have two friends got it and um the friend who got held back he's like man are you guys jerking off you know and then I was like yeah but I didn't know what it was what gave them that suspicion to ask a question like just in the back of the class and he it just came up he's like oh you guys jerking off or whatever like just be like Oh I'm jerking off or whatever the thing is you know boys talk about that yeah boy talk yeah boy talk okay and then so I was like yeah but I never have jerked off just to fit in I see you lied about it because everybody's like yeah it's a lot of pressure yeah yeah there's a lot of pressure because I want to be cool too yeah and then um he was like um I was like yeah how'd you jack off
5:07 because I feel like everybody would do it such a fifth grade ████ question yeah how would you do it huh and he said he put his hand under the pillow and then uh humped the side of the bed I was like yeah I do that too but I like it you know with two pillows or whatever that I said and then I tried it that night and that's not a good one you're like this is stupid this will never work this way but then that was that's why in fifth grade that's the first time that I started that's why I said fifth grade maybe but you didn't jizz or anything I did just so so I felt something I go oh what's this and then I stopped because I thought like it was supposed to be not good yeah like broken or something yeah but you guys and then I was like no I'm not a quitter so I wanted to finish it yeah and then
5:58 it came out I was like wow Christmas Christmas would it be Christmas we'll come because it's a celebration and I told him it looks like tinsel that's the highest level when you're a fifth grader ████ was no we're coming out but it was just like it was like this it was clear it was nothing oh you had cleared yeah I remember thinking the first it's not even white the first time I was I busted I was like oh I'm gonna pee so then I did this oh oh you capped it and then you know that's that wasn't so it turned into it and it went inside it went back down I just let it drain back in yeah I was like in like fourth or fifth grade too okay yeah I had an older kid that told me like hey they teach you it's a word of mouth thing it is what's that and then you go home and experiment it's a total Word of Mouth thing like he told
6:48 me you use sunscreen or Vaseline I use lotion yeah watermelon had a whole box of kleenexes next to me yeah yeah classic I used my grandma's uh vibrating neck pillow thing that she had wow so she had this neck another Grandma relationship she had a I ████ nutted all over that ████ I didn't know how to jack off like that my first experience was using a massager yeah and then so like she had this back massage not very Japanese and then like you could put it you've probably seen it it looks like a scarf thing where you kind of like yeah yeah you connect it and then like there's a button and then the back goes like that right so then um you know I used to just play with it on my shoulder and all that and then one day it found its way on my dick yeah
7:39 yeah that's ████ bomb what the hell is this yo this is the bomb right question and I was like I don't want to hold it like this let me try this way and then like I try wrapping around my dick and all kind and then I was so addicted to using that thing I ████ smothered it with so much like pre-cum that ████ was crispy covered in pre-cooked are you even imagining women or were you just like this feels good that was my first I think it was fifth grade too that was like I was like this is good uh Mr Joe I have the million dollar question did you ever see your grandmother use it afterwards yeah but I don't know if they knew that I was busting out for sure they didn't know dude it looked like Snot was all over that ████ yeah but how did you feel seeing your grandma have your ████
8:29 pre-cum on her neck dude I was we'll see if I don't remember ████ I just remember oh that's my that's my toy right there yeah vibrating ████ is like um so like I got this birthday present it was this big ████ pencil and it vibrates like this right so it's like those vibrating toothbrushes and then I was like what if it's just a toy feels good yeah it's like a toy and then I ████ grab my dick and I put put my dick tip on it and I was like God damn this is ████ sick and if I just found out all these things Joe toy reviews dude I was getting into my uncle's ████ back massager thing and I was like beating my dick with it
9:19 stone is getting horny yeah he's all in Sharper Image just like put his dick on everything bro but I didn't know to grab my dick and and stroke it you know the manual snitch I just ████ put it on vibrating things dude hey you're ████ ahead of the game of Technology yeah yeah and then your Blade Runner same same stuff older kids jacking off it feels good when you come and I'm like what are those things and I'm like oh I used um I use like a massager and then they were just like what like they never even thought of that yeah and then I was like well what is this jacking off thing you're talking about and then I just tried it and I'm like At first I was like man it doesn't feel as good as a vibrator yeah but then I'm not a quitter like you you know I just had to keep trying and trying unlike you you said you're not a quitter I'm not I mean I'm like like like you I'm like you also am not a quitter yeah
10:11 I'm not a quitter yeah like you quits I opened up the the floodgates and then my friends were much more open about it like I had a friend in elementary school this fool would ████ have his hand like this or this other hand like this ████ jacking off while he's doing homework and ████ in school and I'm sitting right there you know how the tables in elementary school used to be like this where everyone's facing each other and I'm sitting right there enough who's doing a fumblethon what yeah and I remember we were at the auditorium and this was Jack he would jack off like this like he's ████ sanding down some oh ████ you know was he Japanese as well no he's Mexican his name is Emmanuel so you'd be like this thanks and then his buddy would copy him doing this ████ right and then like and then like the
11:03 teacher would be like Emmanuel what are you doing and he was like oh ████ lo siento and then his technique was he would he would do an okay sign yeah and then he would get his fingers like this and he would go like that dude how the ████ do you know this technique he showed me all the techniques that Joe has expressed is like crazy that's very Advanced I'm telling you this guy's a sexual Maverick gonna start with we talked about the uh the water pressure technique right uh right we ████ uh the jacuzzi no no look at the jacuzzi hole not ████ just like like your bathtub um oh the yeah and just putting the pressure on the ████ back your dick yeah yeah that's that's gross there's the shower head yeah yeah yeah that's for girls for girls right Jason we didn't do that I I did
11:54 no but did you do you guys come uh do you guys come so you guys come easy no because like from like the vibrators you know and then from like all this does it desensitize you you have the sense that thank you I came fast until like my mid-30s oh good and then now I think I I take a longer do you need stuff like oh you know I need a candle or whatever yeah dude or like a fan or I need like I needed like candles it's not romantic enough yeah I need some rose petals I need to do a whole kabuki dance and then jack off because the thing is if because people talk about the VR the things I cannot do that why because if I do it it's too crazy too far I won't leave the house yeah I'll just stay there though it's like returning is it good yeah no I've never done it but I
12:45 don't know how good it would be yeah because the porno is going to be too real too real porno world and then now I gotta buy pocket ████ yeah it's the whole thing it's not that good though no way it's not that good no you gotta buy a good one I tried it it's not that good you talking about flashlights yeah it's not that good I think real ████ is the best you just shattered his dreams right now but oh you know what though it's so Advanced since then like there's dark night and all those other things that I still haven't tried yet are you ever gonna do the Dark Knight Joe you gotta step up and get that I should I know patreon exclusive The Dark Knight looks like I'll make you tap out it like moves for you you just put it on the wall it looks like it'll remove your skin it does like a ████ circular motion like that but then it does a
13:36 thousand you remember when the chick was eating the corn on a power drill and then her hair got caught and then it ripped off that's like the darkness yeah that's not good yeah it'll pull it off for sure yeah so you're saying your grandma caught you my grandma what did she say to discipline you did she like yell at you she didn't really discipline me because she will come in and she'll be like what are you doing and it's like my dick is in my head what do you mean you know what the ████ this is why do you call me you know what though you're the one getting mad like you know what the ████ this is why are you coming here you know what I'm doing yeah it's like the age where I do you have any material like uh magazine or a computer or anything oh um magazine like because I remember I will go to the the um newspaper there's like a newspaper
14:26 area that people would leave newspaper and I will find like some ladies a square and then I'll rip it like lingerie section or lingerie section or or like escort advertisements a manga oh that's nice and then I'll go oh this is a good rest and then but they're like anime characters yeah yeah but I liked it yeah and I saved up like seven of them and I'll switch them I'll go yep that's Jessica [Laughter] you named it yeah who's your favorite those stashes man I liked among this anime one um she looked like a nice lady what did you name her did you name her anything no I I didn't name her because I want her to be herself and
15:16 um but that's really that's actually very wholesale I'm actually subscribed to a a really good series um like Koreans are getting pretty good at hentai too like hentai like the the manga style like the sexy manga yeah yeah and there's this online like top uh you can get normal ones too but it's called two mix and ████ and then there's the adult ones and the regular ones but the stories are so good they're really really good I can't do the stories like whatever really the stories is it's like a romance novel for men it's good I jump it oh really you just go straight to the show me the titties right he's all disappointed he'll subscribed to a Korean hentai service yeah a lot of the artists are from Korea oh yeah two mix two mixers I think that's what it's called but it's a good uh it's really good but you really like the story that turns you on that makes you horny yeah it's too
16:07 yeah but they have they have regular ones too but I think like a lot of different artists just upload their Comics here and you can buy the subscription oh the comics yeah it's all com it's like it's it's like manga so they have adult and they have not like just everybody like just regular stories too but what's a good story what what's like a recent story that you read that's like oh man yeah what's a good premise it was a synopsis okay this is one where um this guy's like a streamer right so he's like he's no one comes to his streams and ████ and then like he's like you ████ loser and whatever right and then one day like um this girl in him they they flirt on camera and then they're like yo show us more and then like and then like little by little he gets more and more money and then like they become like this um ████ couple a camp but he's conflicted
16:58 because he's like I wanted to be like a ████ mukbang guy but I'm selling out and doing this ████ cam sex ████ but then at the same time like Ugh it makes it pays the bills and then for her too she's like oh like I'm not a ████ but I gotta pay the bills but like it does so well and and they have to ████ because they have to at that part you're like rock hard dude way before that way before way before the backstory the dialogue I just out of curiosity like how long are these Comics or is it like they're short they're like how fast can you read very well I'm like this I don't know they're like 10 page episodes yeah or something like that take me from yeah but it's like it's like good it's like it's like the it's like the whole like oh my God we gotta do it but we
17:49 can't do it you know yeah like the real life ████ yeah like you got to do it for the money type stuff and you're like oh my God that's me yeah oh my God that's me that's real there's one guy he's like a uh agent for a K-pop band or like he was an age he was a he was assistant right and then um he's all like he's a really good assistant but like he kind of gets bullied by the K-pop girls but at the same time they use them for sex because they get horny too you know that's my real ████ he gets bullied by K-pop bully by the K-pop girls you know he's keep bringing them coffee and ████ and they're kind of mean but then at the same time like they get drunk and then like he takes care of him he's a good gentleman you know like kind of a samp but then like they also like feel like you know what you're not like other guys you're like a ████ good guy and then they suck his dick whoa yeah dude whoa
18:42 Justice's story yeah that's Justice yeah our new tech dude that's justice so good the stories are really really good it's very very good I feel like that gives Empower um the the Asian guy do I mean that you know they go oh yeah yeah Asian empowerment Asian agent empowerment the best one that's what gets you off best one is like um this guy you know um he I just like to see the ████ juice he's like he's his parents his parents are like his parents are inviting um his family friends to come over because their house had a fortunate accident the whole house got ████ broken down from an earthquake or something right and then they come over and then it's a husband and wife some kids wife is ████ hot as hell but
19:32 abusive abusive husband he's so mean whatever and then they stay in the same room he gets a big ass boner she notices so she plays with this dick to help him relax yeah and then they become ████ buddies and then and then it's it's Forbidden Love because she's married and she has kids and they shouldn't be ████ but then she likes his young dick because he treats her so good and he's young he's young who's he in the story I've missed that sorry he's the son of the of the father of the father no no no so like his family took in another family oh okay and then the the family that they took in has a hot younger son hot wife a hot wife I think I think I'm with him I just want to see the ████ juice how did that sounds too complicated for me the ████ juice is amazing Joe's kind of a romantic yeah I
20:22 am people say you just watch porn all day that's all you do you look like that I like the story you know what you're a different guy yeah once you get past the fact that you're subscribed to Like a Porn service it's like the fact that you look for the real story how much does it cost but it's a written one I think it was like it's in yen 13 bucks for three months or something I don't know oh that's a good deal it's a good deal because I don't be inspired for life I don't do only fans you know I just never got myself to do it yeah is it I never bought a cam girl never did it I just like to watch the live stream all these things I don't know why I feel like nah I can't do that but a story I will buy yeah porn porn it's non-exploitative I don't really buy porn because it's not real people it's art
21:12 bro but you're reading this art yeah it's you know what it is I'm getting turned on by another man's imagination the creativity yeah I never saw it that way I never realized my boy men no men laughs foreign
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