0:00 you doing you putting too much up like you prepping a little too much for sex a little gay that's kind of true somewhere it's risky though because if you put on a song where you have a certain playlist there could be a song that comes on One Jump Ahead of the bread Line Street [Music] rat welcome back to another highly heterosexual episode carefully boys speak for yourself we have with us today Mr Nick Dunn our expert heterosexual male damn I didn't know I was an expert hey um today we're going to hear from Nick Dunn on whether or not it is gay to be involved in a threesim that involves two men yeah can we role play You're ddy I'm Meek Mill oh we're just going to
0:52 town y but where's the girl there is not we don't we don't need that that's just kind of gay we don't need that changed immediately we don't need take that take that um I think it's I think it's um it's still kind of straight because the two guys are having sex with uh one woman but it would be straighter if there was only the guy and the girl I think but it's kind of like a it's it's straighter straighter what's the how can we make it straighter it's kind of like a wet burrito oh where a wet burrito is not not really a burrito anymore cuz you can't hold it it's a whole different thing you need a knife and fork good analogy I think it depends on what position they're in that's that's that's it let's let's go through them let's go through them so double
1:43 penetration oh but if she's cowgirling the guy and the guy's buffing the girl that's kind of gay yeah yeah yeah your balls still you know why because yeah you could be ball slapping mhm you can be your knees are touching you could yeah and it it almost feels like your sweat is mixing yeah dude you're missionarying your friend that's how it feels like yeah yeah yeah and you you're going to be seeing your friends ████ ass and ████ yeah and if you're on the bottom you have the girl and your friend both of their heads right here yeah yeah I think if you have a gay detector and and you could have you could ask the question right after okay please wait if it's if it's if you you may not want to ask it if it's a man and a woman in a room as soon as a dude opens the door it's like honestly in the house and then the closer he gets it's like wo w w w a
2:36 gerer counter yeah and then obviously if like the two dudes are making out or butt ████ then it's like it's going crazy that's the whole Spectrum yeah yeah yeah so as soon as a dude comes in a room it's sort of like there's a little activity like oh something's rumbling wait what's your what's your question K my question is did you guys save these conversations for Tulsi yep yep did you really and she she agreed with me she was in my really she she had a little more Nuance idea she said it's not gay we all closed our eyes and she had to point out who the most gayest guy was here oh did you really did you point at me no we were very behaved yeah you guys were no we were good we were good no we were good big me damn cuz ask her where she lived I think it all depends on the positions mhm and like for example right sometimes I
3:27 like a watching a gay like gang bang porn it's fine wait what where there's more men than women but that's already like yeah but then there yeah but you know what makes me click away what is when the girl has two dicks here and she goes ha ha and she puts it together oh so it's not so you're not you're not gay okay gay man but she did it but she did it though yeah what yeah she'll do this go ah ah put it together ah wait put it together that way yeah oh like you know when you drink when you drink like this that's why you got to set boundaries like that yeah but but then they she makes them too touch oh but I think I think when some guy when some dudes are into thre Sims like that with two guys one girl I feel like they're they may not want that to happen
4:19 but they're open to the possibility they're already wow wow yeah at that point they might as well like well if our Dick's touch no big deal CU imagine like this we're not touching and we're even blindfolded we're like ████ it I don't even want my eyes to be gay and there let's say there's a girl to to service us right in the middle let's say I'm about to jizz and I go oh yeah I'm out this don't touch me in that moment yeah look look look if if you could have okay this is in my fingernails what if I was like what my finger like dude you're scratching me you're scratch like no no brother brother no we must be we must be a sicker you're just acting like you don't know what's happening yeah gross do it do it do it look if I
5:10 could hear my buddy having any sort of sexual pleasure that's a little you were like in a dormatory and like over the wall see that's the thing I've never had to have that experience so maybe I'm just very like oh no thank you oh yeah we should ask Kazumi oh uh you'll get the a pretty extreme answer yeah I like her take on what she thinks is gay or not okay yeah I believe you do you know her take no that's why I want to hear her take because I think she would have the most sensible mhm mature mhm sexually open answer and then I'll be like I never saw that she definitely would but then it would be hard to apply that to the average person cuz I don't think I'm that sexually CU I'm not ████ enlightened like she is
6:00 yeah like let's say you and your chick are having sex in a hotel room right mhm okay next door you can hear some dude going uhhuh yeah you might you yeah you might even lose the moment in your arm room because the the the ████ gay signals the auditory gay signals are coming through the D yeah but what if you heard like their partner and it's a girl and she's moaning too then then it recovers the gay as soon as I hear a dude I don't know then what about what about if you're what about if you you have a girl and then your buddy is also with a different girl and you can just see each other oh I think that's still yeah there's a little so it's a it's a foresome now but you're not interacting you're not interacting so there's two couches but the fact that you could
6:50 still see them in the same area it's like you're both getting it's like JK news right so it's like it's like cowg and then we see each other yeah you both you're both choking we're all choking each other and I'm not saying I'm not saying there's anything wrong no one's ████ yeah all choking no ████ I'm not saying there's anything wrong cuz in Kazumi's example she was saying when she went to that swingers island or whatever I was like dude like that's pretty crazy imagine you and your girl your boy and his girl and you and your boy can hold hands that is a different level of connection so I'm like I never experienced that before but maybe that's really cool mhm but it's still I just want to know okay it's already difficult to perform and be hard in front of like strangers I
7:40 agree with that but how how do you not only perform and be hard but there's a naked man jacking off and getting ready while he's watching you ████ ████ yeah that's a little funny watching you ████ ████ yeah like like a like cuz if if you're in a gang bang or whatever situation right when it's your turn you're looking over and the guy got to stay hard so he's watching you guys going all right keep going yeah keep going and then you're like okay bro like stop you're like stop I just saw that but I don't want to see it then how about this let me take you back even further can you have sex with your partner while being on the phone with your boy ████ no no the ████ no dude to me that's like that's crazy that's crazy no just don't answer the call man even the scenario of like okay you know someone I'm having
8:31 sex with somebody and then my buddy's having sex with another person and we're separate I would still at some point be like wouldn't it be great if we just had our own rooms yep like I just can't help but the default maybe I'm just like a a pilgrim what even if you're having sex in your house that's in high school and your dad's like why you want to eat it's all get the ████ out of here what do you want him to do go what do you want for dinner party you wanted to play you wanted to match the a little more sensual read the RO dad say it hotter you like sex in here oh my God what in the world is going on here yeah as an option okay what about when you're having sex with your girl and a guy is
9:23 on the TV ooh no turn it off really turn it off who it is you know what B marera you know what I don't like I ████ hate this ████ right but right when a guy's about to nut in porn they cut away to his face and that makes me so doing it for her man huh they want you to know what's real I need to try to make you gay yeah they try to make you gay they're like got moment this episode is brought to you by Robin Hood did you know that even if you have a 401k for retirement you can still have an IRA Robin Hood has the only Ira that gives you a 3% boost on every dollar you contribute when you subscribe to Robin Hood gold but get this now through April 30th Robin Hood is even boosting every
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11:03 dealer I think that's a pornographic upsell you know when you're checking out on Nike and you buy shoes would you like some socks I think it's like that where you're busting to the girl and it's like maybe you're going to be gay later yeah watch this video you should watch this actor it's said hey my man if you're going to buy these you got to get something to clean them with man you got to get one of these sprays you're making me gay imagine that reaction you can you link those the best way to get them off your back n it's it's marketing dude I know what you're doing dude my ads is always you need a dick enhancer like bigger do you want to go bigger I'm like damn what is this like you're like how did how do you know Google really knows me okay from a girl's perspective two guys with one girl I think that's gay really yeah wow that's disappoin that's disappointing thank you that's what I
11:53 what about more than two can I ask you a question let's say you have two of your dream guys still okay and you were able to get them together would that be a dream for you but then the whole time like you guys are gay she's judging the whole time I thought you guys were so strange I'd rather have them individually what about what about a guy or dream guy and another girl are you and the girl gay hey that's not like this is gay that's not gay wow so fast is it still gay if the guy's not touching each other it's still I think that's going forward honestly this is the only way to do it like one girl and two dudes you grab a cardboard box cut out the shape yeah like a magician's box right and then just put it down so you don't see
12:43 him nothing gets me hornier than cardboard what about what about audio how do you deal with audio ████ man like hearing the guy well ████ I don't know yeah you're like then I got nothing you look at each other go what is the least what is the least real sexy questionable position in a thre sum that's enough distance but it doesn't you know is it the rotisserie what what yeah I think so I think that's the farthest away you can get from the other guy oh but no without having to get cuz you're face to face with the man you're it's actually kind of gay I think the most day the chick has to be like this the chick has to be like this she's sucking you off and then she's going this got get out of here get out of here
13:34 she's kicking the guy both guys are on either side and they're both they're both going like this yeah I like that one so they can't see it's just feeling that's valid oh if the guy is in a Mickey Mouse costume and he just in the corner and he can't move don't move okay is a different how about this is it is it still is your guer counter still going off if you're having sex with your wife but you're listening to a male artist perform a hit song Oh ████ talk about people who have sex to music yeah I think having sex to music is a little gay I think I think also can take you out of it yeah you ████ silence you doing you putting too much up like you prepping a little too much for sex a little gay that's kind of true too really okay okay I agree somewhere
14:27 it's risky though because if you put on a song where you have a certain playlist there could be a song that comes on One Jump Ahead of the bread Line Street rat hey honestly that's not gay that's not gay if you're play if you're playing Aladdin while you ████ that's not gay dude Moana extra into it shuffle sorry what if you go on a stream site and it's a musical now and then there's like a ad running for like better help or something yeah yeah yeah a Pandora ad see that's or what if you're ████ and then one of your boys podcast comes on and he's doing ads dude you're David so you're making love to Gio and you're David so start to sell better yeah wait do you stop GI might
15:19 throw up in bed so question do you stop or do you keep going and pretend like it's not happening no no no brother you turn it off wait so you're saying any music even if there's no voice it's gay like if you're listening to a ████ instrumental I think instrumental is fine yeah yeah like you throw on some J I think that's a preparing sex instrumentals that sounds just lame once again once again you put too much time and effort into like this whole thing it's a it's a little like is it gay to light candles not if they're pre oh I think it's 30 minutes before that's it dude you got to leave it it has to be in the room for at least 30 minutes it's a preparation if it was already there maybe you were already listening to music and then it just happened to happen in that moment then okay but I think it's like the preparation of like the like this big
16:11 especially if you're all neurotic about it dude and you're all like oh I hope this is good isn't it like white noise isn't it just considered white noise you hear it but I don't know do you have you ever made love to the sounds of another man singing nope actually when you are having sex you you do kind of tune out you guys didn't used to listen to slow jams but then I realized I was gay before that like high school you know I was oh sh it's hard to have a boner With Boys to Men playing in the background oh man it was easier when it was trance it is to be honest back in the day yeah it was there's no words because because a lot of the times it just keeps Tempo at least back then I was putting music on to feel less nervous that was different set the mood I was like ooh it's too silent I don't want to be awkward as an adult setting the mood is
17:01 kind of weird now well you don't have time yeah yeah yeah and the whole time you're like just don't come just don't come just don't come that's what you're thinking about like imagine imagine up you know what I mean you just trying to keep it in I saying that out loud sorry yeah sorry oh I'm not mad at you or anything she's like why don't you want C that's exactly what I thought I'm really jealous of guys that can have group sex you're jealous of that you want you want to be able to do that you can train I want to be so horny that nothing matters like basketball players yeah but yeah like basketball like Phoenix Suns yeah they're known they're known for that it's a teen sport right off the court on the court they're passing balls they're passing babes I don't know passing each other does
17:53 that's their style right what about it do you like I think that I don't like how quickly I get turned off and squeamish I feel like they're really able to live in the moment and enjoy themselves so they're just like oh it's a party sex party you know and then they're like it's an experience that I'm like who's this person what I'm looking at it and I'm like there's a there's a penis I don't like penis and I can't even focus on this hot girl cuz there's a penis in the room do you wish then that you're able to eat food in a gas station bathroom oh I don't know if that's the same thing yo that's kind of rough that's so difficult how' you think of that eat food in a gas station that's how I feel about it where it's like it's like I
18:44 like my food cuz I think when Joe saying like I admire that this guy could eat his food anywhere ████ whatever he loves food so much he can eat it anywhere dead body I'm like damn I don't know if I want to eat food that bad that's that's what it really comes down to okay then is it they're very hungry How about if could you have sex with your partner while eating food that a man cooked I'm trying to find it the point where B the gay barometer what's Bart's limit so the other day we were talking with our friend and she was talking about how like when she likes to have sex with her man or whatever she likes to like uh get food involved like uh like strawberries and ████ whipped cream and I was like a dude that's messy it's sticky in my head I was like I've never been into that idea either yeah and it cuz you know maybe whipped cream
19:35 it's yeah some of that stuff that sounds better in theory right but then an actual application you're like dude this is ████ ████ having a taco night on his girlfriend ████ ground beef but she also like lettuce he goes Tacos on tacos what what taco night tacos we tacos the wheel coming off it kind of works now yeah it's kind of comic relief instead of being like the sushi girl it's like yall set me up that make her a taco boat dude I remember thinking when I was when I was in late high school I remember thinking uh I was like hey you want to just scratch the ████ out of me next time and then like my ex at the time she like she was like
20:25 okay she's doing it for me and then she was like I was like just just like make me bleed like let's go off I thought it'd be like kind of like like intense oh yeah and then like afterwards I had you know like when you get scratches on your skin it looks way worse when it heals and becomes scabs and then it bleeds way more when the scab gets scratch oh ████ so then the second time we did it it bled way too much cuz you know when you scratch off an existing yeah and then and then like afterwards like I remember my friend was like dude what is that and I was like oh man I had an idea and it just doesn't feel that great now I kind of regret this it's like that was that's when I realized like doing extracurricular s███'s not for me cuz it's not even it's not even sexual to me at that point it's just we're just doing stuff we're just like doing other just trying it yeah and
21:16 I think it is something of when it happens naturally it's just way better like when you have to say that hey let's do this and then sometimes it can yeah the expectation ruins it a lot of before we now that's just good idea that's just good habit it's totally weird to like predetermine what you're going to how far you're going to go the foam rolling for sex probably a good idea so you don't get a crap yeah bro you got your hip flexors you got stretch is it gay if you foam roll with like something like it's like a dick shaped foam roller right that's all foam rollers my man and nothing gets me opened up more than that foam roller you know what I mean I'm bending over backwards on it does it kill the mood when if you uh if you're having sex and you your phone goes off and you look and it's a text from your boy and you're like uh a little bit like before the text message comes in
22:07 like little yeah it just goes off how thrown off are you guys generally about like like how how quickly are you out of the mood from like stuff ruining it oh it's pretty quick I don't know if if my dick's getting touched it's Pro it's kind of hard to stop yeah you ever had you ever had a pet barin yeah pets I don't I was like your bunny just like HP in the middle of it I think for me it depends on the thing if it's a pet it doesn't really matter if it's the boy dog or the girl dog threshold what's up Gord BR it happened to me what do you mean when the dog barged in yeah yeah so I didn't know the dog was barging in and I was doing it and then next SE the dog like the cold nose hits my cheeks he's all smelling your butt no I was I was I was like this and the dog go
22:57 and what the ████ and you were able to continue no done I was like damn babe I told you to close the door cuz it's more about the door not being closed that's what it really is yeah and then you're just fting it's not about the dog at all it went down back to the door I was like the door should have been close away come on man it's more about the fight like if if the Pandora ad came on I told you to get premium what the ████ that's true oh and get freaking darker blinds come on man darker blinds I wish I was I was not squeamish when I saw penis you're squeamish normally it it affects you even if you're not mid sex with a vagina just seeing dick anywhere well can you just look at a dick non-sexually as like a doctor no dude hey you know what's wrong with me too I relate to that a lot so your own dick you're fine right okay
23:48 good no because I I remember I I was take when I was single I was taking uh sexy photos with a hard ████ on and then the more I looked at it it was hard it was hard to stay just say dick pic man I want to throw up the way you said that that's a 2in dick baby it Joe I tell you looking at my own hard dick made me soft so I had to I try to fluff myself so I could take good pictures and the whole experience was not sexy yeah yeah cuz I was looking at my own dick and it grossed me out I pray to God that I never hit you up and go what did you up to and your answer is I'm taking sexy pics with a hard ████ on yeah dude way too much description yeah yeah where's
24:38 the meter where's the meter now we know you're taking a dick piig with your dick hard we knowof I think looking at pictures of your dick is weirder than just looking at your dick though what about get all self-conscious what about looking at an x-ray of your dick would that turn you off that's cool no that just that just sign oh I think I got I think I found fart's gerer counter I don't know I'm just like all doctors are gay when there's just too much with sex I think it turns gay you know too much you can't try that hard like yeah why why is it what do you agree cleen too much is well what's too much what's the scale like a dick with the bow tie on it is that that's a little too make you laugh though visualized it that's ████ funny dressed up like what's he doing what's the occasion or like a temporary tattoo the like the homies tattoo from
25:28 from like the supermarket CRA that's crazy I think I'd be laughing too much is laughter something you can have sex during like can you have funny sex for somebody yeah I think in a moment yeah like if something funny happens we could laugh about it and kind of keep going but like if if he's just knock knock and then you know who's there and he's all ████ me for the answer only if he's not in yet so sick so
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