0:00 [Music] Okay. Do you guys have like a rule where uh let's say that there's um two people that are dating and you're friends with one of them? Whatever. If you know something that could break their relationship. >> Ooh. >> Is the rule just to like not say anything? >> It's not my place. >> But really, it depends on how close you are to both of them. >> Okay. That's a fact. >> Yeah, actually you're right. >> Do I need to check her or him on their behavior? >> Depends on what it is, >> you know. >> Have you ever been in that situation? >> I've had No, I don't think so. >> I I never was the person that was like found out. I I found out after stuff
0:51 happens all the time. >> I don't think I'm not close. >> You're the person who found out. >> Yep. >> You You never found out. >> Nope. I I found I ████ around. >> Yeah, but you never found out. >> It's tight. It's tight, dude. >> Okay. >> Yeah. But I I think that would be such an awkward situation, though, cuz then you have the burden to be like, >> well, should I say something cuz I'm friends with both. >> Yeah. >> Or talk to them, each of them, privately, especially if they're doing some ████ up ████ and you're friends with them. I think it's your job as your friend to hold people accountable at a higher standard. Yeah, >> but to be like to inter. Is it crime? Is it infidelity? Like I think there's so many >> context matters. >> Some of the stuff I just don't give a ████ about that other people would. >> What's a Has there been a situation
1:41 where you it was so bad that you had to say something? >> No. I never been in a See, I ████ around, but I never found out. See, till later. >> Yeah. >> Never catches up with him. >> Yep. Cuz I think most people that is normal. Like I think most people have never like stepped in and went, "Hey, I found this out." And like that's >> Do you think most people would know and then they'll just be like, "Oh, that's crazy." And they walk away. >> I think mo most people know something that they don't they can't conclusively prove. >> Like it's like you've either heard it or you think you saw it and maybe it's it wouldn't be I just I don't want to walk into a situation where I have to like workshop it to them that like this is true >> or >> you know what I mean? cuz >> they're telling one of the individuals because they have incentive for them to break up. >> Yeah, that could happen.
2:31 >> I feel like I've never been close enough >> to where I'd have to step in, but >> acquaintances and kind of strangers. I've caught many people. >> So, like, let's say I'm at a party, right? And then like I know that this guy's married or whatever and I look over at his phone and he's clearly sending ████ nudes and back and forth at a ████ party >> cockpit >> and I'm just like, "Bro, bro, what the f███?" And then like I'm spreading this rumor. I don't give a ████ >> But I don't I'm not connected to this. >> Like I'm not like like maybe we're friends like acquaintances, but we're not tight. >> Like I see this person around, but then I'm like, >> "Guess what the ████ I saw? Okay. >> I saw his dick and I saw a message that said, "Hey," with three Y's. >> Yeah. And then another dick that came by back.
3:22 >> It was Yeah, >> you were watching it that long. >> Sick. >> No, but there's there's always ████ like that that I'm just like, >> how ████ >> how ████ like open are you with this ████ And and does your wifey know? And like, dude, >> yeah. I just I just do the same thing that most people do. And I'm just like, not my business. I don't want to be known as the person that like, oh, this all changed because of you. >> You know what I mean? That's just like stupid to me. And I'm like, yeah, whatever. They if I'm seeing this happen this like easily, then it must not be the worst thing going on. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. The the my time I've talked about before, but it's like, man, this always gets to me is like my buddy was cheating on his wife big time and I thought it was a big joke until he actually brought the chick to my place in Ktown at the time and like started railing her in the other room and I was like, "Oh, he actually is cheating on his wife. He doesn't just like joke about it." Like I thought I thought thought it was a big joke and bunch of memes and stuff.
4:12 >> You didn't believe it for a while. >> No. So So he thought you were co-signing because you were laughing at the joke, but he was like not joking. >> Wasn't joking. And I And he did it around his wife. He's like, "Well, cuz I'm cheating on my wife so bad and all that stuff." But I found out later that he's just like basically like >> softening us all up. >> Yeah. Yeah. You know what I mean? He's like a hiding in plain sight. >> Yeah. It was like wild. And then after I he actually did that, like I'm in the same room as both of them and like I'm just looking at him like ████ and Dexter like do jokes do I'm just like you know Morgan you ████ up man like all that kind of creep. >> Yeah. Like the I couldn't look at him the same way again without just kind of learing at him. >> Well then those jokes must get so weird after that >> dude. Legit. So I just had to abscondone completely and I think to this day she thinks I'm a scumbag who became big on YouTube and I ghosted them. >> Oh yeah you got too cool. >> But uh that's you never knew. She never >> I'm not going to tell her that and
5:02 destroy their marriage. >> She doesn't know. >> Like that's just not my place. >> She doesn't know. Are >> you still together? >> As far as I know. >> Did you ever have a conversation with them like, "Hey, bro. What are you doing?" >> I had a I was like, "Dude, this >> on the flip side, would you want to be the person to be told?" >> What do you mean? >> Would you want that information told to you? >> That's what I'm saying. Like I I think I would, but >> like you right cuz otherwise you're living in a false reality. But then also, >> what if what if she's just mad at me cuz she's like, "No, he's not." And all this ████ And then like I get blowned up. >> That's the part that you know that this person rather not live in a false reality and they would want to make their own decisions for them for their life. >> Was so into this dude that I would have just gone down. >> It just wouldn't matter. >> I feel like that dude would just tell her, "Oh, he's just saying that cuz he wants to get with you." >> And and and honestly, so so the last straw in that
5:52 particular relationship was I was driving back. I used to go from San Diego to LA all the time cuz I was like banging my girlfriend at the time, right? And tight. >> Yeah, tight. And she was not that tight though. >> Very loose woman. But I was I was driving back and and I all of a sudden my phone starts blowing up. He's like calling me and I can't pick it up cuz I'm like I'm driving and at the time like it was just like one of those s█████ little mobile phones, right? >> And and then he starts texting me. He's like, "Hey, if >> she let's say we'll call her Anna. >> If Anna calls you, you you you were with me. You you know we're good." And I was like, "Dude, this is just a bridge too far, brother." Like, "This is just a bridge too far." Cuz I guess she she found a bunch of emails, he told me later, >> of like him corresponding with the chick that he was banging in my house. >> Using email to like talk to your >> Yeah. Well, he would use a secret he
6:42 would use a secret email account and he would correspond with her and and then he one day he left it open, I guess, on accident. >> Oh, okay. >> And then she found it and then he was like, "I was just kidding around on the internet like just ████ around like that's a joke." and all that kind of stuff. And so then so then um you know I guess he had mentioned in one of the emails like that he was they were at my place and so that's why he was like you don't know anything you were with me like it was all funny and I was just like dude this is just too I can't even molecularly track this story anymore cuz there's so many lies going on. >> Messy being super messy and he's getting you involved. That's tough. >> Dude, it was rough. But this is the same guy who used to work like at Target Security and he like had he had a super cut of videos of like it was him doing LP. He called it LP. He wouldn't call it lost prevention. So we do an LP and he would be tackling tackling like black
7:32 dudes holding like big like like LCD TVs and ████ and he's like tackling them in the legs and ████ and he's I'm not kidding. He had a super cut video of all his best takedowns set to like Metallica. No. So, this dude and he thought it was sick. Like tough. >> Oh god. >> He's that guy. >> Yeah, he's that guy. >> No way they're still together. >> I think they are, but I don't know. >> I wonder what this lady saw in this dude. She's like, do you see that highlight though when she double when she speared them? >> You know what I learned too is that like when when you're friends with only one side, right? And then you see something that you're like, I should say something. But like a lot of the time too, you're just the side that that found out, >> but the other side, what if they did the same ████ but they didn't get caught and they just leverage >> something, you know? >> You don't know. You're not privy to the full picture. >> Yeah. I I don't like that because unless I know everything, I'm like, "Oh, that kind of sucks to give this person a
8:22 weapon, but the other person doesn't have one even though they're both doing s███." >> Yeah. Legit. >> That part's like a little weird. It's like giving a sword to someone like in a middle of a fist fight. Only one guy gets it. It's important like if you are truly close friends with this person and they're doing some ████ up ████ >> like call them out on it and then at least they have some sort of like contrast to the behavior that they're making and maybe they can make different choices. But I agree like putting yourself in that position is going to be a little bit tricky cuz you don't have the full scope of the information. >> I just think this guy was so smug you wouldn't have cared if I said anything. You know what I mean? Like >> maybe that too. Sure. I guess it depends on like >> me and like I just >> I just don't think I think it would just would have bounced off of me would have laughed it off. >> Yeah. >> Then you guys weren't that close to where like >> Yeah, I thought we were but like >> he would respect your >> It's weird because there are some people
9:12 that look at it like a point of pride where they're like, "Oh, I'm sick for this." Like I'm I'm doing like player ████ You know what I mean? Like it's like even to us we're like, "Oh, like you're shocked by it." But there's a whole like different class of dude that's like giving himself pats on the back for like how sly he's being. It's so interesting. Exactly. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. I think it's one of those things where if I see that, >> I'm like, that's not my kind of people. >> And I don't And I don't like I I just don't want it around me. So, I'm like, either fix your ████ >> or I'm out. >> Yeah. >> Especially when you see someone like go to the lengths to lie to their partner or whatever. >> You always kind of look at that guy a little shady no matter what. Right. >> Yeah. Like what other ████ now do you have to risk? Because they're not probably on the up and up with you if they can't be with their own person that they're supposed to be completely transparent with.
10:03 >> How's this friendship? Like what are you taking from this friendship? >> That reminds you of a situation that you might remember, but um basically there was a dude that one of his employees was like mega lying to his girl. Like this is I'll tell you the exact lie. So, um he was dating this new girl, right? He told the new girl that um he broke up with his ex and and moved out and he lived with someone else. He was still living with his ex, but he lied to his girl and said he lives with two old people that never show like they never show their faces. So, she can't go in the house because like they're the he lives with these two old people, but he was living with his ex still not with the ex not even knowing he's dating a new girl. So they're just and he's still ████ them both and he's running this like scam and this guy's proudly talking to me and this my other friend about it.
10:54 My other friend was like I don't think I can keep you here >> because I I just don't trust you. Like this is just a strange like it's like a weird thing where he's like >> that's a heist for something. >> He's like And then we were both talking we were both talking to this guy and we're trying to explain to him straight up like manto man. We were like, "Don't you see how like that would just look bad trust likewise for other dudes? Like if you're willing to go to that length and he's like, "No, you don't understand. Like it's a different thing if it's like whatever my thing is with girls, that's not how my conduct with guys." He was like trying to say >> that's so funny. That's what they say, but >> it's just for the ████ It's that makes it so much funnier to me that you have this elaborate scam just to stick your dick in something. >> Like it's not even for money. Like it's like he's just ████ going through like a crazy heist like
11:44 >> secret. >> They make it sexy for themselves. >> But at the end of the at the end of the day, what is it for? So he could stick in his dick in something. >> It's so funny. >> Thought he was like a super spy and ████ Like he used to talk in like code names around his chick and stuff. Like he would say like Anna like we got a 324 here and she's supposed to know what the hell that means. And she'd be like I don't know what the hell you're talking about. like right in front of him >> cuz like they were like in an altercation in a public area and he was like basically telling her to get out of there and like go get the car but he would say like a code name like that >> like they have to remember code >> she remembers that and she's just like I don't know what the ████ you're talking about. >> It's cuz he's a LP guy though. >> But he's an LP guy. Takes himself real serious and he's like a super spy and stuff. >> Yeah. But he's also a super spy when it comes to cheating. Huh. >> Exactly, dude. But then he leaves but he leaves his email up like gets him executed by the Russians every time if you're a super spy >> cuz you guys are just they want to vent
12:36 to you like oh bro you don't know what I have to go through. I have to juggle three women. Oh it's so difficult. Yeah I have to be a super spy. My life is mysterious. >> Just be ████ single, man. >> Exactly. >> Exactly. Without with all the stress. >> But that's too boring, right? Like you're single and you have three girlfriends. That's so normal. is if you want the thrill of like infidelity, >> but it's like the oh I these women want me and then you see them and they're like the most average ████ people in the world, you know? >> But there's nothing funnier than a guy who thinks that he's done drills enough with this girl to where he can just say a simple code to her and then then she's just like, I don't know what the ████ you're talking about. >> That is hilar. >> In front of everyone. >> Yeah. In front of everyone. He's just like getting redfaced and like all actually pissed. >> You don't remember the code? >> Yeah, dude. He's all driving home. How can you embarrass me like that? We
13:26 practiced. We went over this. >> And she's like, "Actually, I do know what that means. I just didn't just like trying to chop your dick off in front of your friends." Yeah. I'm actually sick and tired of your ████ So,
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