0:00 Let's get physical. Physical [Music] maniaciac. Let's get maniac. Maniac. >> Everybody, put your creative g-strings on. Welcome back to another creative episode of the Careful Boys. Let's have some fun with the hypothetical, which we also have both Aerys and Bonos here. >> Okay. >> Which are very good friends of Ryan. So, let's have some Couple of Filipinos, huh? >> All at on table. All flips. >> If we were to collectively plan Ryan's hypothetical bachelor party, >> what? >> Oh, >> what would that party be? And we're going to need you guys' help. Both of you guys. >> Anything gaming related? >> Gaming related. >> Lamb party. >> Especially old school games.
0:50 >> Lamb party. >> That's very old. Oh, like the theme should be almost like pixelated. >> Like if we all dress up like a children's >> Final Fantasy characters. What the hell? >> Oh, you think that more than like the muscle cars? >> Yeah, you do. >> Yeah, actually. >> If we if we dress up like Final Fantasy characters in muscle cars, >> that is so stupid. >> Yeah, right. You would love that. >> I never think of seeing that. So, >> I would I would be like really freaked out cuz that's so grotesque looking. >> The combination. >> That would be so cool for you. >> No, he if we really did it, he'd like it. >> He sounds bummed out. Maybe he's denying we're on the right track. >> Okay. Okay. You looking for All right. All right. Nah, that's that's weird. >> What if we go to one of those um what are those things called? Do they even have them? >> EC Bang. >> No. Where they have like um like Oh,
1:40 like a night market food stall thing and then we do the Final Fantasy outfits, but then we have to roller skate through all the booths and get food. >> Ooh, >> what is that thing? >> I know. You roller like you find a night market thing with like little food stalls. I think he only roller skates for smack. >> And he roller skate. He likes roller skating, too. >> Yeah, I like it. It's pretty cool. >> Your bachelor party. No, >> you roller skate and you get food up. >> I mean, I'm down for whatever. But that's But that's pretty funny because that's an invention. That's like That feels like we're 80s bad guys and we're like wrecking the we're like flipping the >> Give us the free food. I I think we need uh all of us who needs to get uh the muscles cars, right? >> Yeah. >> Muscles cars. Yeah. Yeah. The ones with the instead of side view mirrors, it's
2:30 arms. >> Card for that. >> 70s60s. >> Those are 21 in arms. >> 7080s vibe, right? But we all drive in a nice winter first of all. I mean nice weather. >> In the nice winter. So, we drive in a nice weather >> so it's not too hot. >> Yeah. >> So, we we control the weather. >> Seven to 10 cars deep cruising next to each other, laughing at each other. >> Where are you getting these cars, by the way? >> So, we're we're cruising down and we end up at a dope food spot, but there's 80s vibe girls everywhere. >> Oh, >> Snack's going to like that. >> '8s vibes. >> They're right there. Right there. >> 80s vibes. That's what we do it for, baby. >> That's what we live for.
3:20 >> And then the songs that plays. >> Let's get physical. Physical. >> And then >> maniac. Let's get maniac. Maniac. >> And then after we have a good ass meal, >> Yeah. >> we jet into a a a Joe's house. >> Another card. Joe's house. >> Joe's house cuz no one's in there. So we settle huge land. >> A huge what? Whose budget is this? Like a piece like a PC cafe. >> Huge lag. >> Land party. Land party. >> Huge lag. >> We just game all night and then >> What game? What game? >> And then you just waiting. >> Yeah. What game? >> Then it's the Final Fantasy. >> Have to go right into the wedding. I
4:10 don't know. I think for this what it does like like literally right in >> I do. >> No, I just walk backwards. The door opens. It's the ████ ceremony, dog. >> My chair flies backwards. I roll into the ceremony. >> Like those Japanese game show things. >> Oh, that sounds like an eventful day. >> What game? >> Oh, whatever. >> Sounds like we were just here while you lucid dreamt. >> Street Fighter. Street Fighter blading. Yeah, >> it's the only game he knows, dude. >> Well, I Okay, I'll do it. >> I'll do it. >> Contribute, Bonos. >> I can't I I don't do bachelor parties. I'm a bachelorette person. >> Well, that's why >> I don't know what you guys I've never been to a single bachelor party in my entire life. >> Me neither, actually. >> Oh, yeah.
5:00 >> You've never been to one? >> Me neither. >> Maybe not. What happened to all your friends? >> You know what says no? >> They just get married and nothing happens. Yeah. >> Did you have one? You didn't have one cuz you didn't even propose. >> They just get married and nothing. >> Throw one for Bart, too. >> You know what? I would You know what I think? >> Yeah. Combine, >> dude. >> I think that makes sense. >> All in one. >> But then you have to do something for Gio. She can't just No. >> Does she have a bachelorette? >> Oh, see. >> Combine it. All three. >> Combine all three. >> But then they have to do the ████ I'm doing. So Gio's like, "Why do you look weird with all these new cars? muscles. >> One one of them is a low rider and that's it. >> I feel like you would have more fun planning something for all of us to do. >> Yeah. I wouldn't want to make you do anything. >> No, I think that's part of the fun
5:51 though. >> No, because someone who usually plans things likes to have something planned for them at least. >> Is that true, Ryan? >> I I I don't like the pressure as much >> of like having something for you. >> You're not asking for a gift. was that's what gift of like like I feel weird of whenever like even though I like doing events and I like doing stuff like that I don't like the pressure of like oh I hope everyone's having fun >> cuz when I see you do so you think you could dance I just when I look at you organizing everything I just feel like you put your hands on your hips and you're like >> like I'm looking at my crops >> Yeah like wow this is I we did this you know there's like a sense of satisfaction and joy that I feel like he has >> that's fun I guess. Yeah. >> So we'll do a dance battle or something. I don't know about that. >> Comedy and I'll serve you guys all up. I'll serve every single one of you. You two. >> That would be insane if you were
6:41 >> reenact the scene from breaking. No, >> I don't even know what that is, but I'll do it better. >> Insane if you were just aggressively battling each person >> in their face while we're just having drinks or something. >> They're not even like paying attention to you. >> What are you doing, man? And I'm like, you just got served. That's what I would do. >> Instead of strippers, you're getting breakers. >> No, just Nick. >> Just me serving everybody up. Just battling everybody. I think it'd be cool to create a game. You know how you've like written a game before? It'd be cool to make one where you have to like save smack in the end or something like that. >> Oh. Oh, that's very good. >> I think that's a little cringey for him. >> What? >> Why is that? I don't have cringe factor because I'm not that generation. >> Smack. >> Remember I was born in the8s. >> He doesn't want to save smack. >> No, I didn't say that. Imagine you got do all these obstacles like parkour obstacles. That's similar to what you guys did for the freaking um
7:31 for Giddy Up. They did they they were doing this one stunt channel for a little bit and they had me on and they um in this episode they set me up with a pro like champion drift racer. >> Wow. >> And then um Yeah. And then he's he's teaching me like over like a earpiece how to do it, how to actually drift. I'm in like a freaking LS swap like Mustang drift car and they set up mannequins for me to like drift and stop right in front of and one of them like they made it look exactly like smack. >> Oh ████ >> Looks like I'd kill her if I mess up. >> Did you mess up? >> Uh I think I did a little bit. >> So hard. >> Dude, that would be nuts actually. >> Dude, that was actually fun. >> That's tight. We should do that. >> This guy drip good ideas like that. >> That episode is done. >> It's really done. >> Wait, what do you mean? two years ago.
8:21 >> Oh, is it out? >> It was just timing. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, that's that's all it was for us. He's busy. He's out in Europe. >> Yeah. No, it was cool. >> Yeah, it was fun. >> Probably have to go through like your Instagram and who you follow and all the like unnecessarily hot girls and then like put up mannequins of all those unnecessarily hot girls that you follow. Yeah, we know some of them. >> Unnecess. What if those are my cousins or something? >> You would like them even more. >> Double tap. Double tap. >> That's funny. >> That's funny. That's good. >> Yeah, true. Bring the drift car back. But the drift car >> What if they're my cousins or my ex's and or my exes? >> Cousins >> and or >> all the above. >> And then we got to take those that little drift car that you have that little S. >> Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We make a bunch of those and we race those. >> Ooh, that'd be fun. >> I I with the way my humor is it I would
9:13 think it's hella funny if I just had a straight up Indian wedding. Indian bachelor party. >> That'd be sick. What's an Indian bachelor party though? >> Yeah. What is that? >> I've been to one. >> Indian bachelor party like 3 days or something like that. >> You know those videos of a bunch of Indians in the circle and they're all dancing hell. >> Oh, and they all like slap each other and run away. >> Yeah. Yeah. No. No. >> What's that? That's tight game. >> That's a tradition where they jump and slap, right? >> Jump and slap each other in the chest, but they have to do it like on beat. >> Oh, I don't know what that is. That's cool, though. >> One of those guys got hella air. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> He jumps up. He's like both his legs go bend up, right? >> Dancing. Yeah, but it seems like a good slap party. >> No, there's slap. >> We have we have to imitate and duplicate >> and then we have to because a lot of you guys know how to do like flips and stuff. You got to do the thing where you back flip onto the pole and catch it with your legs. >> Oh, like the Indian pole dance guys. Oh,
10:03 dude. >> How do they do a front flip to it? >> That too. That too. Yeah. Don't try to make them have one move. >> I was just saying what I saw was his front flip. >> That's good. >> Yeah. Sprinkle in bunny somehow. >> That Hey, >> eat bunnies. No cakes. >> Whoa, dude. >> No. >> Bunny somehow in there, too. Got to put >> a bunny petting zoo. >> That would be really cute. >> Cake or fake? >> Bunny yoga. >> That's a bachelorette party. Sorry. >> That's cute. >> We can do that. >> Bunny yoga. >> You do yoga and there's bunnies around. >> Bunnies around. >> It'll give something to do. >> Like yoga and like um you do it with like and puppies hang out on you or like little goats hang out on you. >> Balance. You ever seen You ever seen goat yoga? >> Oh my goodness. Go yoga looks pretty tight. You do you do a bridge to the go. >> It's kind of sick. Pretty like that.
10:54 >> I think you would like it. >> That sounds stinky, though. >> Oh, no. Bunnies bunnies don't smell like anything. >> Goats. >> Oh, yeah. I don't I wouldn't want to do goats. I mean, yeah, bunnies. >> Goats are kind of cute, though. You know, >> rabbits are way more fun. >> They're softer, too. >> Yeah. And they're they don't smell like anything. >> Oh, yeah. But if we have that many bunnies, what if we step on one on accident? >> Yeah. What if? That's that's thanks for that thought. >> Ruin the ████ yogurt. >> Love when we get to that. >> Let's stick this through. Bart. >> Then we won't have too many. >> Yeah. Now we can count. >> Just five. That's it. >> Hiding. >> Yeah. >> Have you ever guys seen Have you guys seen the movie The Game? >> Stupid. You're going to do something like that? >> That's for something like you. >> That would make me go psycho, dude. For someone like him, it has to catch him off guard. Everything has to catch him off guard. >> Have you seen Have you seen it? Michael Douglas the game. >> Oh my god. It's
11:45 >> anything like Saw. >> Well, it's like they basically just put him I mean it's going to be a massive spoiler to say this, but they basically uh orchestrate like a life situation for He doesn't know they're doing this, but he's basically going through hell in his life and it's all orchestrated for him to end up at this one exact point where everyone's there clapping and it's basically to celebrate his life and he and he's he was at the point of killing himself and then they're just like, "Yay! >> Yay! You're getting married, Ryan. Bachelor. >> Yeah, but that's like that is insane. >> Let's see how far we can push you. If >> you watch that movie, you'd be like, "Oh, yeah, >> that's right. >> That's for Ryan. >> That's a great game." And it basically like revitalizes his life because he's like, "Oh, wow. I almost ended it all, but now it's like" But then at the end there's like a little hint of like, but is it really that like am I still going to >> still in the game? >> Yeah. Am I in the game still? Yeah. It's
12:36 pretty cool. >> The the game. >> Yeah. But it's like one of those this is your life kind of situations. >> Yeah. Don't do that. That's crazy. >> Yeah, that sounds ████ up. >> Just have fun, dude. You >> never know, >> right? When I'm just like ████ it all. >> Most of course Final Fantasy. said,
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