0:00 [Music] there was a woman a woman who poisoned her partner good and stole 75 000 pounds while he was in a hospital with chronic diarrhea that's what it gets that's what women do bro you won't even need to poison me for that that's just me after taco bell that's what you get no that's what women do do women are shady man they always do they just wait till you have chronic diarrhea that's what i noticed so this woman in spain allegedly killed her partner with laxatives who killed him that's a problem say that in the beginning anthony i feel bad we're still in the beginning fourth day ████ to death yeah he dehydrated himself probably a heart attack probably more of a dehydrating himself so you ████ it so much you dehydrated that can happen remember like if you get diarrhea as a
0:50 kid or whatever they're like really like gotta pump you full of fluids because otherwise you just treat yourself to death yeah yeah dysentery organ transplant is already hospital for this chronic diary oh ████ so the hospital also ████ up so this is actually a really ████ up story i don't know why i'm smiling now okay all he needed was some pepto-bismol every time i got diarrhea dude take a little pepto-bismol that ████ blocks it up and then for some reason my kaka is always black too ████ golden pink goes out black so buy pepto-bismol so the 70-year-old man was in a hospital in valencia for seven months with chronic diarrhea seven months and medicine struggled to improve his health according to local reports one of the reasons investigators started suspecting his partner was because the patient's health would improve when he was admitted to intensive care no where he
1:41 wasn't allowed over time what was she doing like spiking his ████ coffee or something but it would worsen whenever he was put back into the normal ward yo that's kind of ████ up because someone ████ up there somebody should be checking in on that that's like that's you like when people go to like hospitals continuously like over seven months that's a long ████ time nobody was like hey man you keep getting this crazy diarrhea and this ████ happens all the time too where people like there's stories of people poisoning their ████ uh husband or wife or whatever trying to cash in on that life insurance maybe so it was his relatives that contacted the authorities after noticing that the 75 000 pounds of his savings had gone missing from his account his unnamed 56 year old girlfriend is said to have withdrawn more than 50 000 of it from his bank account and spent the other 25 000 using debit and credit cards was that his arm candy what's arm
2:31 candy where it wasn't like a love based relationship oh yeah which is 56 but bus stop she's probably fine i don't know like like kind of like was that his like wife from long long time ago or was that his new fling yeah yeah it seems like a new new situation she was arrested by detectives and they seized several receipts for medicine to treat constipation why would you keep the receipts oh so she was just giving him diuretics wow you're gonna buy it with cash bro she couldn't throw away the receipts as well as being held in relation to the death of her partner she is also being investigated on suspicion of misappropriation fraud maybe she wanted to write off all the when the insurance fraud money came in she would be like yo dude to get him dead i had to ████ you got
3:24 that's way better of a term than to kill him hey to get him dead i have to it seems way lighter doesn't it who got this guy dead it also tells you like the exact caliber of criminal you're working with you're just like all right you're uh an evil genius right here evil genius man so laxative abuse leads to the body being deprived of the minerals and electrolytes it needs for proper functioning of the nerves and muscles and it can result in serious intestinal harm as well as damage to the kidneys heart and liver heart attack that's why you're supposed to drink ████ pedialyte after you diarrhea man pepto-bismol pedialyte man solving problems that's what they don't have valencia valencia dude that sucks because this guy was like otherwise totally healthy right he should have been fine yeah dude seven imagine seven months bro of diarrhea
4:15 ████ yourself yeah i could have done that to my roommate back in the day on and i wouldn't have ████ known because like we we used to always pranks like i'm sorry we used to do these pranks on each other um and he would sign me up for free samples of all these stupid ████ and then one of the samples he signed me up for was like these cookies that make you ████ and i would just keep receiving him in the middle now what the ████ we keep getting these diarrhea cookies and then i found it was him so when he was like sleepy i was like hey wake up eat this cookie i was like trying to feed him and he he was like oh yeah yeah i was like just eat it eat it and then he's like all right ████ it he started eating it and i was like i ████ got you dude i was like dude i could have killed him yeah could have made him ████ his way to death yeah we did that for seven months i would have done it every day seven months yeah i i definitely also pranked a homie back in college with some like xlax and we just thought it was mad funny because like when this guy was like a leader of an
5:05 organization so it was like a major like event weekend and then like he was always like kind of gone because he has to go take ████ did you do that to jason no no i didn't do that to jason but they remember you know the way to like kind of let him know was to eventually just be like dude man i don't know if it was something i ate you know we what were you sneaking it in it was x-lax chocolate oh so it comes in like chocolate yeah but like take the chocolate and then you either just like mix it in with other chocolate literally it's just like chocolate you want some chocolate because you don't you're not gonna ████ think your homies giving you a laxative well now i do i did a prank that's like the most efficient version of that but uh this one dancer guy he like got so drunk at a party that we were at and he like knocked out and fell asleep on the floor
5:56 and we wanted him to think that he shot so we we got chocolate and our friends stuck chocolate up his ass while he was sleepy holy ████ he pulls his pants down and he got he got the hershey's little squares for s'mores one by one just started putting him in his that's ████ dude the body heat would melt it yeah it would just become a pull up bro there's so many more things that we didn't wake up to see him wake up so we to this day we have no idea what he was thinking so he put a bunch of chocolate in my hand you never told him i think you know these guys too i'll tell you later but yeah yeah because the first thing i do is check my ass and go oh no i ████ but the second thing i do is smell it and i go oh oh that's chocolate no that's still ass chocolate you have like residue you
6:46 wouldn't eat chocolate from your ass no i wouldn't lick it but you gotta taste it i mean i would immediately smell it and go that's chocolate chocolate i'm around ryan i'm gonna pretend to fall asleep with my butt cheeks open a little bit oh man i'm so tired right what if you did ████ yourself and then the chocolate was on top of that i didn't think about that ████ chocolate like what if you had both and like unbeknownst to you he like never it felt like so relaxed so he's like she might as well keep ████ kind of like the whole prank where if you put a hot water in your hands yeah you start peeing and ████ wow let's try it it's a case study i feel like if if someone put like warm water on my ████ on my dick if i was
7:38 sleeping right if they poured it i think i might just start peeing i think i would too yeah did you guys ever try the fingers in the water trick i didn't know that well i don't know if it really works i always just saw it in the movies yeah it was kind of it works it does i think it works i'm not going to say why but i think it works to jason no who the ████ is jason who the ████ is jake jason park oh jason park you have to just jason parker oh my god i peed my pants in hawaii recently you guys ever do that though you just volunteer this information like yeah this last time you were there nah this was like during um spring 2021 a spring of twenties that's the last time i picked a good season to pee your pants i uh i i slept on the balcony we were on this ████ high-rise place and then i slept outside on the balcony because i was like yo it's
8:28 comfortable you know and then um warm cups of water [Laughter] oh this is gonna be great and then um yeah in the morning it was just like you know you have those dreams where you pee right and then you go oh no i didn't make it to the bathroom or whatever and you wake up you're like oh thank god yeah i uh you know it's a dream i'm like wait a minute and like involuntarily it's going right and i had to check so i went inside and i ████ looked in and i'm like oh no it's ████ peeing outside i'll hold my dick and i ran to the bathroom and i finished it off wait you just let me get this straight there was a moment where you're like oh ████ luckily it was a dream and then you went ahead it's real like it was like like pink to my ████ belly and i'm like it's real so i ████ did the cut-off
9:19 thing right wait a minute it's real i hit the ████ male kegel cut right hey it could happen you got to stop that flow it hurt though like crazy and then i ████ did the kegel cut and then i ran to the bathroom i released and i was like damn dude i haven't pissed my pants since i was a child it was a nostalgic feeling that's the next otr the last time you pissed your pants yeah i took a quick little shower good old days on my pants yeah reminiscent about how you used to pee your pants i just love the like the image of like everyone's like up and eating breakfast everyone was sleeping yeah no no but like imagine if they're all at the like dinner table or whatever like eating a nice comfortable breakfast they just hear from the outside like oh no it's real
10:13 yeah if you're done with that you want to eat i mean you know me though in the morning i told everybody dude i was like i pissed myself this morning i can't wait to tell people i feel like next time you don't have to you could just come out like this and go it happened again [Laughter] joe and you know what he was unapologetic about it ████ five or four or whatever i like his style bart went into the room and you go did you did you pee your pants because he wouldn't get out of bed and he goes yup [Music]
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