0:00 Hawaii mosquitoes don't seem as bad as California mosquitoes Island like yeah they're brought us they get it they brought [Music] us all right guys what is this spin everybody knows what it is it's notorious got very very popular I think in 2017 was it to help people with ADHD or something that they can f or anxiety or something where they can focus yeah I think that was one part of the narrative but I also think just like fun it's literally for people who just need to fidget with something these got really crazy too there was like boxes and you see the the fidget cubes I like that yeah those cubes I was like always messed around with that you know they're just called fidgets now right there's a whole category of toys called fidgets and there's like little poppy things and like like ta always like look at all my fidgets oh wow oh really he has some he
0:52 likes them has a whole box of fidgets well the woman who created the fidget spinner hasn't earned a single penny off of her creation no way why did she not is she mad about it or what it let me show you how good where do you go from there I'm like you should have patented it before releasing it then well let me give you a full story before you talk ████ I'm never talking ████ all right that's how sweet then she she looks like your stereotypical Elementary School teacher yeah I feel like we all had her as a as a teacher fourth grade yeah yeah very very sweet lady anyways um her name is Catherine hinger okay the she is the toys original inventor um she actually was never able to cash in on it because when she invented this she came
1:43 up with the original idea for the the the fidget spinner not like any of the break offs or anything like that right back in 1993 she tried to pitch it to a number of toy retailers including Hasbro but they all of them turned her down wow she got a patent for her invention in 19 1997 all right but by 2005 it expired and she couldn't afford the $400 renewal fee to hold on to the rights of the device oh my God your Pat expire yeah patents expire what's the timeline well there's certain ones where like it's like after like a 100 years anybody could use it and that's the controversy behind Disney cuz a Mickey Mouse it should be already like at that point but they keep finding ways to making it theirs extend wow y so fast forward to 2014 a dude named
2:34 Scott MC mosery invented something he called the torque bar which is a fidget spinner what a terrible name he said he invented it because he wanted something to focus his hands on during meetings at work so he wouldn't fidget as much while his boss droned on and a few years later it ████ skyrocketed in popularity the ████ a torque bar a fidget spinner but that's what he called it bad name he repented or and now he's a billionaire is it like a website where you park the domain and then like if it expires someone else can buy the domain like can someone just literally submit someone else's Blueprints and say that expired I'm going to I don't think you could submit exactly somebody else's blueprint I but the like the likeness of it yeah I think the idea is that you let's say I came up with an invention and maybe you
3:24 coincidentally also came up with an invention right I would have to search and patent it first is all you know what I mean I actually tried to go through one of those I tried to make a ████ water spray comb and I went inside the whole office and they said it's going to cost about 12 Grand and I was like well my question is yeah 12 Grand to get it started patent it my question is uh has anybody else built it and he showed me a book full of that same idea wow in different various ways what's the water spray cone I'm going do it so um pretty much what it is it you can connect it to any water bottles yeah but you could like spray and comb it at the same time have like Barber Barber yeah cuz I'm a barber out oh one of many jobs but also just for people who who just need something to go real quick it was just going to be
4:16 a smaller little bottle of hairspray or water whatever you know the new sprays that barbers use it's next level when that come on the mark yeah cuz before it's like right now the new ones it's oh yeah yeah I have that one too it's like a hydro it's like a hydrop pump or something right here yeah s███'s getting lit right now I know you guys ever uh semi invented something wanted to patent it I don't think I'm smart like that I bought a book on how to get inventions and patent it properly and all that the step by steps you join a gang after I got it at the thrift store for a dollar really did you learn anything cool from it I didn't open it yeah I bought it I haven't G through it yet when I read through it I'll tell you I bought it put it in my suitcase and I flew here Jo you down let's let's let's do it I will just give me some
5:08 time stop rushing the process dude I got to read the book and then I'll well we'll come up with inventions we'll have some inventions you know what I want to sell have you ever seen like it's like so during the'80s right Japanese inventors came up with all these funny like outlandish things they were just shooting they were just cranking them out and there's ones where like they had fullon prototypes with advertisements for and you're like this has to be a ████ joke oh yeah yeah I've seen some it's like chopsticks with fans on it so they can eat ramen and it's like blowing it glasses that like catch your tears when you're crying or something yeah it's a crazy ████ like way too Niche it's so stupid but I'm like I actually think a lot of those things would sell now just for the laugh oh yeah a gag
5:59 gift store I'm looking at crazy inventions yeah I don't think I ever I don't the dude P it and he made all the money I think he made a bunch of money off damn damn and she's not well this is a big bang better mouse trap it's a mouse trap but instead of it the thing going it's there's a gun that gets triggered and it shoots the mouse sh oh ████ damn so when you hear it you're just like another one that's ████ wild dude what are her thoughts on the pop is she just happy that it's being used she yeah she's just a sweet old lady or very classic kindergarten teacher type thing about it despite not being able to cash in on the craze and struggling for money herself she's still struggling for money apparently D she's a lot she said back in 2017 that she's pleased that people are enjoying the
6:49 things she created you know why because she tried patent patenting it once right yeah and then when the renewal came up she couldn't afford it so I think she's just trying to cope with it she was like I it liar hey you know what we can do we got to find a way to get rid of like mosquitoes like you know a ████ like that the little machine over there if we could find the more efficient way mosquito to get rid of these little ankle biting mosquitos dude we could be ████ trillionaires dog don't they have the thing where you could light it up and start that ████ kind of works but it doesn't really work like it doesn't really work that well the tanella or whatever the green box it's a green box and incense it's like an incent but it keeps mosquitoes away smells ████ like no way that could be good for you though right that's what I was thinking that ████ that ████ is killing you you're breathing toxic yeah raid I'm like if it
7:41 kills that getting on my that's probably bad for me yeah guys ████ I had a blasting in my room I'm so down for mosquito genocide yeah like if we could find a way to commit better you what the easiest thing to do is moov to Vegas see but Steve Green came over here this fo lives next so artificial Lake yeah outside of where he lives wait till you get your there's literally no yeah there's no mosquitoes all right we'll see dude oh yeah you have chlorine treat a he has Turtles and ████ ████ nikk had a story about all the mosquitoes too yeah cuz they live next to they have Turtles and ████ they live next to yeah 90% of so that's who we sell to bro we sell to people who live by giant bodies of water and need mosquito idah are we would pay top dollar for like a
8:31 really effective that's what I'm saying that's non-toxic and you get cuz every time I hear a fly going into the little bug zapper it's just like a sexual pleasure makes so happy cuz now cuz during at the gym dude we have these little rackets the electric rackets and the whole time we're just trying to kill mosquitoes and flies and it's a ████ dude just use a fan does that work yeah the mosquit big ones that guy with a big old swamp fan and then he has like a net and then he just shows like a bag of mosquitoes oh my God and he's just like it's just the fan blowing it in and then they come from outside and get sucked up and then they get hit by the wire that's it I want to I want to watch that that would be like pimple popping videos to me there's like a weird satisfaction for
9:21 the just absolute murder ofo mosquitoes me watching that video would make meum Kum Kum by dude D definitely I got bit uh two nights ago within a span of like 3 minutes I got six bites and you know when they bite you it doesn't hurt it's after they leave like a minute later you're like and it bugs you for 2 weeks but luckily I just came back from Japan and Japan has the best ████ afterbite mosquito thing it's like with a little blue cap you know what I'm talking about menol yeah it's like Menthol and you just ████ press it on not itching no more menthol solves all yo ████ legitimate every time I go to Japan I always buy mosquitoes can you buy some for me next time okay how about we just make our own I like itching it let's make got to go check the patents yeah you got a good Menthol guy the satisfaction but then it
10:12 just gets worse and worse I ha but then sometimes it's so itchy it wakes you up in your sleep and that's when I hate it cuz you're sleeping like a God dang oh that's the worst though when you sleep and you hear them don't yeah cuz now you know you're ████ the worst is when you're about to go to sleep and you see one and you're like oh no I'm going hard I'm going to do my best to catch that ████ just leave your phone light on and just wait and it'll go and you go ████ ████ after thought they watch your they can see through your temperature and your body is that how they ████ get you through your clothes man bastards in Houston they can those ████ are big over there yeah see I got bit through my shirt in Houston I think that's the key guys is that's how we become billionaires we find a way to kill these these mosquitoes the older I got though um um like not immune but I don't itch as long
11:04 yeah yeah I just get it the first day and I'm like ow and I go like swim in the beach and it's gone the next day salt water baby maybe that's what it is yeah every time I'm on a hike I get hit by a mosquito and then later I'm just it doesn't even mess me up that Hawaii mosquitoes don't seem as bad as California mosqu Island life dude yeah they brought us they get it they brought us yeah maybe they just suck enough blood just to chill out okay they're not greedy like La yeah yeah greedy ass La mosquito mosquitoes
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