0:00 [Music] anybody hear about this uh groundbreaking pig to human heart transplant recently it was pretty fire so groundbreaking never heard of it you got a pig heart huh you're the pig guy huh god you're so insensitive man you're really insensitive hey make the big noise you ████ big heart guy tell him a sad story add some stuff to it no it's not that sad he's eight years old is it a human heart that they grew on a pig or is it like they just use the pig's heart they use the pig heart you know how sometimes they have like a human ear or some ████ or arm dangling off of a ████ pig this is medically groundbreaking but then there's just one guy saying pig heart friend said you got a pig dick too let me see your tail idiot the guys look like a really sad ted talk seems the
0:50 audience for roasting i asked the guy who had to cut his own arm off when he got stuck in a cliff hey let's see the stub let's see the nap just this classic heckler at ted talk art ████ hey hey catch this nubby sir sorry i can't catch it oh he caught it with his other hand i forgot he has the other hand the dude starts a ted talk with a stupid-ass joke like people say you are what you eat and then steve's like ████ you do you eat dicks are you a dick he ran out of big material he's just like oh ████ this article dude this is good okay just just to give some context um uh in a medical first doctors had
1:41 transplanted a pig heart into a patient in a last-ditch effort to save his life in a maryland hospital uh while it's too soon to know this the operation actually did work so that's crazy that's the context um this guy's brainstorming just everyone so everyone knows he's brainstorming he's coming up with big ████ right now just like throw it out when you see it but the point is this this pig heart transplant had worked and uh they recently found out that uh cocaine was actually the secret ingredient and what made that heart transplant work what legalized cocaine yeah legalized cocaine man legalized jk news is foreign what does it do so uh doctor let me see if i can pronounce this which i can't you can dr muhammad mohuddin xenotransplantation yeah that was actually not about which refers to the process of transferring an animal organ into a human okay uh he spoke to a news
2:33 report about how this 57 year old patient who became the host of a genetically modified pig heart so it is you know a little gmo there um they used in terms of being able to transplant the pig heart from overseas to america because it was like manufactured somewhere else so to speak that in order to keep it uh in a healthy enough condition and stabilize so that it would be fine by the time it got to the patient they had to use cocaine to keep it like beating wow they just have cocaine at the hospital well they don't call it cocaine right they've had like the active ingredient of it you think they ████ like just sprinkle a little cocaine on top like it's like sugar it's like the parmesan thing yeah a little more cocaine yeah tell me one tell me what yeah we're going um [Laughter]
3:23 look so we've prepared some rails for you and um so here you tell me when yeah tell me when you're just putting it on a big glass mirror so they transported the heart as by itself right not they didn't give coke to a pig that would be cool that's crazy so the heart was developed by lab company that's now just two lines yo you think someone like went there with like just held the ████ box of heart and then and then flew with it don't they keep it in the cooler as hell dude that's the first time in history you really think they're just sitting on a plane first class holding a box or is it a ████ handcuffed to a briefcase this is medical code this is medical how did they travel with cocaine the heart was developed by lab company revivacore tweaked so that the dna would be more
4:14 amenable to a human host than fortified with the party drug by swedish medical tech company ex vivo before traveling to the us so usually transplant organs originate from a much shorter distance as they deteriorate within a few hours outside of the body but they explained that cocaine was used in a mixture among hormones including cortisol and adrenaline that keep the live tissue from spoiling during its long journey overseas to maryland so coke is bad i guess huh but it can do that are you kidding me i love that whoever he's talking to coke is bad everyone says that it can do that i think coke is fine obviously the proprietary solution raised flags with drug enforcement officials in the u.s where cocaine has never before been used in this setting so the cocaine name pops out because everybody thinks oh my god what is cocaine doing in here says the doctor but obviously it was used in a medical way in order to keep the heart amenable do they also have trance playing
5:04 non-stop until they got there they got old mario the heart has ears on it they can hear the music the vibrations move the person transported to steve aoki so this doctor said uh when we were not using the solution i like how it's called the solution instead of cocaine uh we were getting failures within 48 hours but when we started using this and infusing the heart with the solution the heart became well preserved and started beating very well whoa that's dope that's cool if you got heart problems man okay you pass out your heart stops spreading okay not it dude i mean you know like what was that denzel washington movie where he's a ████ uh equalizer dude no not that one hey was it flight flight remember memory
5:56 drinks all the alcohol in the hotel and then and then you know yeah no no uh to go to court oh yeah spoiler alert that's where he goes ████ oh where he plays that black guy oh didn't he ████ did he land the plane upside down that's the movie yeah yeah now we're going backwards but he's trying to talk about the end of him we're talking about the end of the movie that's medicinal where he has to use the coke i'm over it that's where he says that little girl i know i know that movie he saves that little girl he trains himself for her yeah oh yeah dakota fanny and then he says ████ he looks in the camera and it goes he goes this is a trading day ████ that was the movie that was the ████ movie he breaks he breaks the fourth wall there's a training time and he said that to the titans
6:53 remember he went to ryan gosling looked him in the ████ eye and he said what was the line ████ training game ████ remember your titans i hate the idea of denzel breaking the fourth wall in every move he's like one of the greatest actors ever there's no movie has ever been where you could possibly break the fourth but he does always say though he doesn't always say the title of the movie he always says training day in every movie he said equalizer two in the second one he said equalizer because you know me i'm a real american gangster [Laughter] and john q he said it too it's his name they were like you're not gonna you're not gonna treat my son what is this training day ████ everybody's moving yeah that wasn't john q remember the time that's in his writer actually yeah people don't know that it's writer i gotta say this like
7:43 every movie or he won't do it his director is like ████ okay that's probably real for samuel jackson that's true who's that [Laughter] who we're talking denzel ████ washington man i like it the game is no matter what anthony says we just saw ████ on it i like that i like it even ryan's on board ryan's known anthony longer than anybody ryan's not even supposed to be here today ████ seven seats like what the ████ are you not to you're not supposed to be here they ████ read the email i have the same name as the guy that ████ texts the whole thing so i always read it i go oh i'm here it's true oh that's what happened i was wondering so many people this is a professional environment where the bosses always know what the ████ is going on on camera like that's what happened just got this much a chemistry oh oh my god
8:36 i kind of like that three seats over there though it's pretty fire yeah that's pretty cool yeah geo there and now we have ryan on a day he's supposed to tech today yeah sorry guys more denzel lines please oh i don't know another that's all wait what a recent denzel movie tragedy of macbeth you got sir oh what is that it's on apple dude anthony lee you're a big denzel washington fan that was ████ sick it wasn't moving before that before that probably equalizer too yeah probably there's two of those pretty little things that movie on hbo max wasn't he in that oh he was the movie the movie was okay that movie was okay because he doesn't say the line he doesn't say it online bro he didn't say pretty flowers ████ what's the name
9:27 sam jackson says ████ literally everything i like how he's true it's about it's not even about this well who's that that's that's why i'm like i like the idea if someone's never heard of sam i know right but thinks denzel says everything he says we're right there with you very complex that so no one else done this pig heart thing what does denzel think about this [Music] you
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