0:00 thank you [Music] guys ever thought about cyclists in a way oh ████ them those makes you angry yeah of course yep I kind of feel for him though I kind of feel when I'm riding a bicycle I hate myself yeah same because like when you're riding a bike on the street you realize like oh yeah it is like me versus them in a lot of ways because you didn't have to be defensive but at the same time it's just like pick a different hobby I mean people barely look out for other cars let alone that's what I'm saying when I was in Miata I was practically on a ████ Bike Dude it's actually a ████ bike I feel like um the roads are kind of ████ up because it's not really meant for anything else but cars yeah like even it's not even
0:51 pedestrian friendly yeah okay um so this is all Steve Dave presents ████ bikers episode ████ yeah dude I love all Steve Davis so here we go sick ████ these bicycles 20 minutes ever JK news has a hot take on bicyclists we hate them here we go oh wow that's not a regular bike is it no uh this is a handy pack car piece of equipment and and what show me the rules saying that you're left do this wait what the ████ he has a bicycle it's a handicapped piece of equipment I can't walk you should have led with that Class Act brother you're a Class Act
1:41 is she doing this oh my God I hope there I hope they get eaten by a bear dude they're getting on his ████ for using it handicapped for being a handyman wow crazy I'm telling you if if Hitler came back and just wanted to kill the bikers I think I'm in do you know what's funny I when I see the guys that are on the street and they're doing the ones with the hands you always go that's pretty ████ cool yeah and then as soon as you see a cyclist you're like ████ those guys every time what's because someone's making like something dope out of a bad situation yeah the other person's just choosing a bad life exactly right so he said he was pissed off because that's like not street legal for the trail he's too heavy destroy the trail oh yeah what a ████ idiot see the weird thing it's gonna destroy the trail there's got to
2:32 be some kind of a correlation that just makes s█████ ass people with attitudes like that want to ride bicycles yeah there has to be there's some kind of car some some sort of mental like the Venn diagram you know what I mean like why do they want to ride bicycles yeah because they're not surfing I'll tell you that because have you seen the video of them like uh like a bunch of cyclists talking ████ to like a cop that pulled them over there's like tons of those videos really where they're just like arguing with the cops and the cops like what the ████ are you talking about the cop is like is getting so mad at these people because they're like well I wasn't doing it like according to city ordinances yeah they're just being like that yes it reminds you of the same soul that is in the guy that films police Apartments and he just stands there and the cops have to come out and go bud what are you doing what's your batch number and name I'm good acting official business what I this is like male Karen right yeah like he decided to block him and tell him is
3:23 that street legal he didn't even he was just like being addictive for no reason he's just like hi you can't be here with this even if you're a handy sorry and her you should have left with that just because you didn't hear him in the first place yeah he did leave with that he did leave with that yeah that's literally what he said that's exactly and then this ████ wow dude like this video is ████ kidding me this video pissed me off so much I was like there's a lot of people though that do act like this and before the word Karen was whatever like they they were always ████ there the HOA people yeah but there was no name for them there was it starts with the letter F yeah 100 I didn't use that word anymore yeah failures failures failures ends with f and starts with the F ends with the S failures
4:17 what do you think goes through these people's minds because they do exist right and the level of like entitlement and they think they can be the cop of the road and the ultimate Hall Monitor yeah and then they they're just complete ████ as if like you should know yeah they have no I think they have no power over anything yeah and the little things like these little city ordinances give them like a almost like a uh a platform yeah kind of right because they remind me of people that's never got their asses handed to them yes for sure never got the fight like everyone it's someone that's gonna ████ their asses up this guy just needs to get punched in the ████ face one time and he'll just be more chill yeah yeah no seriously seriously he's probably yeah he's definitely never been punched in the face I feel like he's gonna learn um how to do disarming and then like carry a gun everywhere if he gets ████ up yeah this guy probably hates concert
5:08 he's like nah I'm guns ████ kill everybody but imagine you're just like this like you're a handicapped dude you're just trying to use this Trail just like having a Scenic day or whatever and then this guy this cyclist gets in your way he's like are you really you're really gonna do this ████ ████ piece of ████ I wonder what makes him have to express that yeah like why can't you just mind your own ████ business like what the ████ it sounds like they think it's so weird they're like they think that the wheelchair guy's an ████ yeah no the ladies literally yeah they think he's entitled what does it matter at that point yeah right well you're the ████ idiot that's asking you don't just go like holy ████ I'm sorry dude the fact that he the fact that he responded can't be wrong and his response made sense it really is the feeling of like they want the illusion that they care about the
5:58 trail but really they care about being right they just want to be a bully that's what cyclists do they get in their little ████ bikes and they take over the whole Road and like this is this is a cycling Lane that's what I'm saying how the ████ did that connect perfectly like the circles overlapped but they're mountain bikers though yeah that's that's even more upsetting right because on on those Trails it's like I would imagine there's a little bit of a community over there right you're riding like hey great Trails today or whatever the ████ like whatever you say to each other I don't know that's what you would say do you think they're on their bikes and like I think there's been a wheelchair in this ████ Trail this feels a little loose I'm like slipping on the ████ Trail what the ████ the mountain biking
6:48 Community is pretty is pretty cool right but when you go to bike parks and all that it's different but there are ████ ████ like this on like off-road trails where people are walking and they feel entitled and pissed because people are walking on the trails yeah but it's meant for pedestrians yeah if you're dressed like this though with a Captain America you're not sure that's off brand Capital yeah I don't even know what that is it looks like a pinball bumper the thing it's not even about cycling anymore it's like in any place time in whatever activity they're acting like this yeah yeah definitely I remember um so I was at the bike park I wiped out on the trail and then like I was trying to get back up and then this dumbass ████ passed me by and goes you
7:39 can't block the trail go ████ yourself no ████ you dumbass and I'm like it reminds me I'm on the ████ ground wiping out with the it's like and then I got branches in my hair like park with ramps and jumps and like people are gonna fall have you seen those videos that were like you can't park here and somebody who just got into an accident their car's all ████ up hey you can't park here I just got in a ████ accident also mind your own business is so funny dumbass dude I was at you know I was in Santa Barbara a couple months uh years ago it's two years ago and he sees these so there's like college kids who moved into the neighborhood like and they're all sharing a house renting it right so he's looking for any ████ excuse in the world to just ████ on them because they shouldn't be in this neighborhood they're too young and they play music or
8:29 whatever they Splash in their pool too loud so then he sees that they parked in front of his house and he's like he I'd never seen him come alive yeah he was like ████ excited because he had something and he's gotten dead to rights this time because they parked in front of his house and like you can't park in front of his house but like you can obviously parking lot but on his block not on his block but I'm like what oh man what pisses you off so much they just parked like outside on the street it's completely fine no they're not blocking his driving they're not blocking the driveway it's illegal they're just completely legal and he's just like they should they just shouldn't do it and I'm like what did he want to go there and tell him something he did he go he went to their house and told him not to park on his ████ in front of his house but like why old man because that's his ████ curve dude that's what I'm saying that's his curve that's where he puts his trash cans every time I see him now I'm like I got these ████ kids
9:19 parking in front of my house and then he knows I'm making fun of him too [Laughter] these kids are parking for my house and like yeah it's legal but like I'm not trying to look out my window and see like the birds and stuff like that and like what the ████ is this I've always found that room really really weird because people swear like it's a real rule yeah but I don't think it exists anywhere unless it's no sometimes that HOA can try to enforce it you're not supposed to park on your whatever but that's like within like an actual like gated community or some shame right yeah unfortunately because that would happen outside of uh where I lived in Hollywood the guy would leave a note every time I did it and if I was like three houses down randomly he would leave a note and be like hey there's not enough parking for all of us so can you please not Park here that doesn't mean anything yeah and you do this that's not a rule bro I
10:09 think all those Karen's they're what where they're stupid is they think everybody has the same idea of like common courtesy and sense as they do so then they're just pissed because they're like oh you're doing this too you're doing it to me it's only in the favor of themselves and nobody else like they're not thinking about everybody it was actually a Karen long time ago at barbell and no one knew who this ████ member was and then she she was uh I guess on a squat rack or whatever and then you know how there's the glass the mirrors and then on the back there's like the dumbbells so I went past grabbed some dumbbells went past started working out but then she like turned around she goes you could even wait till my set was done and then this and that and then she was like going off on me and I was like who are you mad and I was like me and
11:01 I'm like what did you walk in front of a camera or something no there was no camera because people people get that's the thing that people get pissed for them no camera she's not even my ████ ass she's not even a power lifter she looked like a ████ mom with yoga pants on I was just like so shocked and I think I told like the front desk like who is that lady they're like oh she just started working out here recently and I'm all like that is the most weirdest because it's not even the culture yeah yeah but she was just like pissed and that caring that energy and I was just like what are you talking about this is so ████ weird yeah something like that what do you do you kick him out the lady yeah no he would have asked him like what would we're trying to level with them what's going on like and then if it is actually a problem we'll try to try to solve it but we try to like get to the bottom of it and usually when you ask a
11:52 few more questions oh you know it's just had a bad days came in here or whatever and yeah I actually really like Joe I'm actually a big fan of Joe and like you know that's usually what happens a couple more questions and then it's just them taking it out on something that just happened has nothing to do with it have you had any of the influencer chicks come in and try to do butt shots and stuff like that and had to be like yo what the ████ um oh that's a whole new thing where they try to catch somebody checking them out and they try to blow their own channel up that way we've had a whole brand come in and shoot content and uh they're obviously not they don't know how to use our equipment and it was funny seeing them trying to figure out how to use it there was one where it was like um so we have like these uh these tires in the back where you lift them when you push them over and then so
12:42 there's like these like four like like super hot chicks but they look like they never lifted but it's for Fitness brand and then the director was like yeah I just have the tire like that and then everyone just kind of hold it like this and that's not how you would ever use it so you have all these like like just chicks just holding these tires like trying to be thirst straps and then we're all like looking like that's not even how like you it's like going on a bench like a flat bench and then like like hugging it this way you know it's like we're just like what the ████ is going on I like that a tire company is probably looking at you going that's not how you use a tire foreign
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