0:00 monkey got out of there and then he climbed up into the astronaut's arms and he's like [Laughter] [Music] you know it's been a long time since we've talked about Mr musk in here Mr musk hey real quick little round of applause for Elon what are you doing what do you do he bought Twitter oh yeah at the original price yep yeah 44 52 maybe 50. was he upset that he had to buy it no he wanted to right he was like I do want to go through with it I thought it was 44. I thought it was 52. it's 50 something all right then it's 50 something rounded up point of 52 per share you talking about 44 billion is what I said totally 44 is a total not 52.80 per share yeah over
0:51 here in Wall Street 2.80 yeah 52 yeah 52 for sure okay anyways everybody remembers when he was doing neuralink yeah and there were test procedures in order to make what the ████ is neurolink right it's a ████ chip that connects to your brain 5420 for sure oh 54 20 so but how much was the total was it 44 44 million 44 billion thank you so one of us was right here there you go this one well that was two dollars off you were two dollars well I think what he was saying is he says humans are limited in their infinite knowledge by the bandwidth of their thumbs you could only that was one of the things he was saying you can only access the internet which is infinite knowledge through your two thumbs so if you can go then that's why Xbox controllers hold you back you need to ████ click with your mouse your KD ratio is going to go away I switched over
1:41 killing it I'm telling you dude okay you're getting that you're ████ you didn't switch over the PC you said short pieces I just got a keyboard and Mac uh keyboard and mouse put a Macbook plugged into my PS4 and I was like this real quick this might sound weird coming from me welcome to the master race let's go I made it you didn't I made it it's ████ up it shouldn't sound weird but I know that it does but it does is he Master well there is an Ethics group I want to be a master race the university release Grizzly photos of monkeys who died in neural link oh I can't watch this do I have to see this no you don't have to see anything there's nothing visual nothing graphic in this article monkeys is my favorite really positively my favorite what kind of monkeys are they using there's so many monkeys which ones do you like spider monkeys I like
2:31 chimpanzees what about the finger monkeys oh cool oh those are dope what do you call the ones from Ace Ventura the one with the white face hilarious monkeys comedian monkeys I think that's a spider monkey is it I like all monkeys I like monkeys wish I had a pet monkey you're against monkeys and experiments that make better the human race I am you don't want monkey testing at all what should be in place with that women yeah just the yeah from Colleen that's gonna give the the data solid uh statistics put women in a suit it's not nearly as funny true very true it's funny it's actually quite serious yeah it's funny but not that funny like it's like why would a woman be this dude I get that that's funny yeah but like why would a monkey be in a suit that's way what about a banana if a woman has a
3:21 banana how's that what's she doing with it it's so sick I know a guy for the master race when I see one I don't have my headphones on I don't have my ████ gamer chair either so easy oh I love that ████ tone of like yeah you know what I mean [Music] so a university a university in California is refusing to release a collection of photos showing what happened to some of the monkeys involved in Elon musk's neural link experiments on monkeys the Physicians committee for responsible medicine akpcrm advocacy group said that it has learned that the University of California Davis is in
4:11 possession of 371 photos of the primates that had their brains experimented on during the neuraling tests pcrm filed a lawsuit against your University in February to force the university and neuralink to reveal the true Horrors behind their brain experiments in the wake of the ethics group's complaint near link admitted that a fifth of the 23 monkeys used to test must brain hacking implants were put down after developing infections and other malfunctions as per a PCR and press release UC Davis acknowledged in legal documents that it has 185 photographs related to necropsies necropsy necropsies an autopsy on a non-human creature of animals killed during the neurolink experiments however lawyers for the University do not want the images made public as they claim the
5:02 public would misunderstand them well so let's talk about ████ that's safer than neurolink apparently putting a ████ monkey in a spacesuit and shoving it into a rocket and firing into ████ space is safer than ████ Norway bro because that monkey got out of there and he had stories he lived a Wonderful Life yeah decorated life what the dog did the dog didn't yeah the dog didn't I know but the monkey got out of there and then he climbed up into the astronaut's arms and he's like he's got stories yeah why did they have a monkey up there they're like well we don't want to put a person I mean we have people granted by like they were putting people all kinds of ████ up ████ but we're like maybe this time we should put a monkey huh that's for s████
5:52 and gigs do you feel like that's I I I'm again hot take but as simple as that is it's like why did they send a monkey up there and it's like well because we didn't want to send a person like is that not the basis they didn't send it alone yeah they did by itself yeah they sent the dog out and didn't bring it back that's what I'm saying like the dog was way worse they sent the monkey completely by himself yeah they just put in a little spacesuit the dog hurts my feeling the dog went by itself too it didn't come back they knew that they were sending that dog out by itself without a return Mission oh ████ the monkey came back that's how you Anthony's story and this is how you see the story I'm talking about the good news the monkey came back he's trying to bring you up the bad news that the Beagle didn't come home I'm just saying the Beagle died he's like the monkey went by itself he was pushing buttons everywhere did they put the beagle in a spacesuit
6:43 no they did not they did I don't think they did I don't know I mean how did they first test parachutes they probably had an animal attached and pushed them out the plane that works yeah operation double drop sandbag I don't know if a sandbag's gonna survive or not but it was with iguanas and they're expressionless but the the weird thing about this is when they do animal testing and it's all pre-approved and like by law it's like yeah go ahead you guys did all the formal paperwork you're allowed to test these animals putting up the photos is another like they must get pissed when that happens because they're like ah come on it got approved and everything but then people don't care they'll just go look what you guys did and here's uh well the argument is that this was at UC Davis which is a public school that has um public taxes so it's like we know that this is a private company that worked with um however uh the employees
7:35 that were working there or the space and the the facility that those monkeys were on all that stuff was public and and taxpayers were helping to fund that there but that's also because because people always get mad at the wrong people yeah like like entrepreneurs business people whatever they play Within the rules that are set by the government or politicians right so if the government says it's okay to do research on animals neural link is just going okay what are the rules and then I'm going to try to push the boundaries of these rules and a lot of times a lot of public schools use all the UCS and the other schools they they work with private companies because that's how the professors get funding so it's a mutually beneficial like situation it's usually a professor like that's going hey ████ Johnson and Johnson I want to do research on
8:25 eyeballs No One's Gonna Pay me like 10 million dollars to do research on eyeballs but Johnson and Johnson was also trying to develop a new eye drop might work with you on it so that's how these relationships get formed Look No More Tears was tested on dogs cats I'm talking about the shampoo that does some dogs cast on babies and then they gave it to adults and then it's safe now we know it's safe you can use yours have you heard the ████ like misconception that No More Tears actually meant No More Tears like hair wise really really but you could put in your eyes and you don't cry yeah someone there was like a thing going around they were like it was never tears it was Tears like your hair doesn't tear but then I was like that doesn't ████ make sense yeah it doesn't make any sense look I I'm not picking a side pick a side shut up don't just pick a side and
9:16 um you know but I gotta say that for the for the purpose of Science and forwarding the advancement of things like technology and our well-being our ultimate well-being it's like nine out of 99 out of 100 times I'd be like yeah it's gonna probably be difficult and unfortunate but ████ if something's gonna die in the test put it to the non-humans so for me for me I don't even give a ████ I'm like just get mad at the right people so like if we're if we're if we're gonna go no more testing on animals cool that's the new rules right or if we are going to test on animals cool that's the new rules if you're mad at the rules get mad at the government same thing with like people that are mad at gun companies right that's the wrong person to get mad at if you don't want to have guns then get mad at the government if you want to have guns get mad at the government these
10:06 guys are just like I own a steel mill they said we can make guns these are pretty lucrative so I'll just start stamping these guys so you're cool with animal testing like wood hinges tests like winter parkas on a ████ monkey until it dies huh the monkey's got he's got ████ cages winner Parker Segway out of it did you pay the tigers for their likeness rights on your ████ outfit you ████ gives us the Thailand sanctuary's money are there neon Tigers no there's not maybe we'll stop testing there would be but Anthony's fine Anthony's like oh yeah make sure that that the winter Parkers work you try it on the monkeys I
10:56 don't care you have a whale you have a whale emblem on your head you're literally monetizing off of us are there cartoon whales in the wild [Laughter] wait explain what is being tested by putting monkeys in Winter Parkers well according to specifically by kinjas according to anti-logic they have to make sure that the Kansas Park is work right because you can't be selling a ████ park it doesn't work we don't sell Parkers you're looking on taobao again you're looking at Alibaba not Alibaba yeah I bought like seven of them how does it result in the monkey's death because you need parkas in Vegas no because the monkey is gaudy trash no the monkey is standing somewhere room temp and they could put the Winter Park he the monkey can't handle it and then the scientists behind the thing is just and
11:46 like maybe the the intern is like I don't know maybe we should maybe no no we're going to make sure we have to see that's Anthony talking yeah that's that's the intern well it's probably Mike's ongoing I think we should cut I think we should cut it and it happens like no no no get out of here we need those you don't got no balls for this ████ the monkey we have to make sure it's safe for human being testing right so that's what you guys are doing right yeah and then we put monkeys in kindergles [Music]
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