0:00 Yeah, it says June 14th for the White House fight card >> will take place June 14th. U which coincides with his 80th birthday. >> Oh, that's what it is. >> That's hella funny. >> Gangster. What the ████ So, it's for his own birthday. >> Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where Hey, let's check out this video. Oh man. Yeah. You guys know who this is? >> Oh yeah. Jon Jones. >> Great Jon Jones, right? >> You don't follow him. That's messed up, dude. >> This is the JK account. >> JK doesn't follow him. That's messed up. >> Look how he did that real fast. >> He doesn't He doesn't follow JK. That's why he saw that. >> Where's audio? Damn it. Summer 26. >> America turns 250 years old. And I couldn't be more proud to call myself an
0:50 American. I love this country, the people, the promise, the fight. This nation was built on courage, conflict. >> America, >> take on the biggest, the boldest, and come out victorious. That's how I've lived my life. I can't help but think what a better way to celebrate America's fight and for the best fighter to put it on full display. To remind the world who we are, not just a country worth, but of warriors. Maybe somewhere iconic or maybe on a certain someone's line. >> No way. fired up and ready. God bless the United States of America and God bless the fighters who carry it here. >> Yo, they're going to have they're going to have a fight in front of the White House. >> He's trying to lobby for it. >> He lobby. >> He's lobbying for
1:40 >> So, it's already going to happen. Donald Trump already announced there's going to be a UFC fight on the White House lawn. >> And so, everyone's been bugging Dana White like, "Who is it going to be? Who's it going to be?" And everyone's like, "Is Jon Jones going to be on it? Cuz he's the GOAT. Everyone would love to see him." But Dana White has said himself and he if he had to bank on a card going through smoothly, he would never bank on Jon Jones. >> Why? >> Cuz he's too crazy. He might punch his wife, run someone uh over, get caught in ████ doing coke at a party. >> Extracurricular. >> Yeah, he's too rockstar. Like yes, he's the best, but he's such a rock star that he's like, "How can I make sure someone is going to have a full fight camp, zero drama, we put all these marketing dollars, and we make sure that this guy shows up intact and he he can't bank on him." So that so I think that's Jon Jones way of like, >> "Please, please, please give me >> I'll be good this time."
2:30 >> Yeah. Yeah. >> And he he put for a split second in there Alex Spir. I don't know if you guys realize that cuz Alex Per has nothing to do with America. >> That was the only clip that they put in there for like split second. Lex because he doesn't want to fight Tom Aspenol and then Tom Aspen had the the eye poke thing and you know that just kind of like burns him even more like on getting that fight and I also feel like it's because Tom Aspenol doesn't really have that kind of pool for a Jon Jones fight. He's not going to make the money that Jon Jones want to make. Alex Spir and Jon Jones >> that's money that's >> on the White House lawn that would be insane. >> Do you think Jon Jones would take Aspenol? >> I don't uh take like as like beat him or take the >> fight the living ████ out of Aspenol. I don't know ████ but would Right. I mean, but I I don't think I don't think he wants to fight just because like it doesn't sound fun, >> you know? Like for him like I already been here for like this long. He takes
3:20 fights for sure that he knows you're going to win for sure. But like Tom Aspen would probably be Jon Jones with wrestling and kind of smash him a little bit. >> That would be like the way for him to beat him. So I feel like it's not fun. It doesn't look like a good way to get put out. Now you go there fighter and like Spear knock you out. ████ yeah. You went for a banger. He beats Alex Pereira, it makes him even more of a >> the goater of the goats, >> of a savage. >> Who would you who would you put in the White House card? >> I would put them two. >> I would love to see Alex Per and Jon Jones. >> That's like the number one for you. >> Yeah. I mean, that sounds way cooler than any fight they can put together right now. >> Conor is lobbying to come back uh and fight for that one too, right? >> He lost too much. No. >> Yeah. He's too He's like on the has been category now. like seeing Pera and Jon Jones would almost be seeing like a Muhammad Ali fighting Mike Tyson if they're in the same generation because
4:11 it's the guy that was the goat kind of floating around now there's a new goat coming up and then to see like the battle of goats that's that's would be like the the size of it >> but Tom Aspenol we already saw him fight Sugan Srogon was arguably putting it on him and then Jon Jones destroyed Sergan in one round so it's like to me I think Jon Jones destroys Atlas let's be better I don't know anything so Hold up. Wait. >> No, no, no. John Jones destroys dumbass. >> But see, as a normie myself, when it comes to fighting stuff, >> I think having Connor back would be sick. >> Yeah, >> that's true. If you want to get as many eyes as possible, >> that's true. >> Yeah. >> I mean, I agree in partially because of that because like if you feel like it, but like if you watch MMA, you're just like eh. >> Like I don't I feel like Connor already lost that pool that he had. Plus, he's always online. Like he's he's usually like, you know,
5:03 >> he's too too lit, super exposed, you think? >> Yeah. Like super coked out. You see him like in the corner? >> The camera's not even on him. It's like on someone else's weigh-ins and he's like >> The problem he can't fight in America because he he never did the He never passed the >> drug test. >> The drug test. No, he even passed the drug test. Yeah. He never signed to the pool thing. So he misses every year. So then like they can't fight him >> because for like what like 6 months or something? >> Well, he just got to be like there like, "Okay, we're going to start testing you within this month." And he's like he sends all his paperwork, whatever. Yeah, I'm in. Something like that. And then basically like every year passes and he doesn't get into that. He doesn't jump on that jump on the pool. >> Did they announce when they're going to when this event's going to happen? >> June 14th apparently. But that's the anniversary when America turns 250 years old. >> We better win. I would love to watch
5:54 like >> Well, I mean, come on. You know, we got to pull some strings. >> That's going to be hard. Hey, June. How come July for July 4th? Is it the America's birthday? >> You know, could be on July 4th, too. I don't know. I don't know why this thing says June 14th. Let me see. When is UFC fight card? >> Yeah. Why is >> I thought America's birthday was July 4th. >> That's true, right? >> Isn't it that we won the war and then we didn't like do the Declaration of Independence until July 4th or something like that? Yeah, it says June 14th for the White House fight card >> will take place June 14th. U which coincides with his 80th birthday. >> Oh, that's what it is. >> That's hella funny. >> Gangster. What the ████ So, it's for his own birthday. >> That's like Did you hear that? He's He's shaking down He's shaking down the Washington Commanders cuz they want to build a new stadium and he's like, "Okay, but you have to call it Donald Trump stadium." >> What? >> Whoa.
6:45 >> It's ████ hilarious, dude. >> That's crazy. Do you guys ever feel like we we're going to be like alive to see like it's still on our generation like to see people actually killing each other on live TV kind of thing >> like how you see on like some movies? Yeah. Like >> Running Man. >> That would be crazy. >> Drop What is the movie that they drop all of them in an island and it's like whoever wins >> Oh yeah. Like battle royale or Squid Game >> style. Yeah. >> Games like running >> because they're kind of testing the grounds, right? You put like in the White House these guys to fight MMA has some like roots. >> No, I think we would have to be in a severely dystopian era. Like something had to happen like post World War I >> where ████ went so crazy so that there's like a >> cuz like right now it' be like half the world would be mad at anything the other half does at all times. >> So basically the other like one half has to be halfway destroyed at least, you
7:35 know? They have to be in minority. Then we could see some crazy ████ Do I want to? Probably not. >> But like if we were forced to, would I tune in? Probably yes. Yeah. >> I mean, something that's happening right now is like the war live streaming. >> That's pretty nuts. You can watch Ukraine. You can watch like they do have that already going on. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> I also feel like billionaires have like this already going on where they like have secret islands where they like send poor people to fight each other. >> They're coming up with like all these shows and stuff just kind of let you know like, "Hey, is this okay? How do you guys think? What do you guys think? >> You know what I'm closer to? I'm closer to accepting like um they just did this uh there's this private military company called Andural or whatever that just literally debuted a unmanned no cockpit fighter jet. >> Yeah, it's crazy. >> And it's like partial AI. It's not just
8:26 remote controlled. It has its it has its own software to make its own like mission realtime decisions, but there's a kill switch on it uh that's manmade like there's a person that monitors everything they do to keep it in coordination with actual manned cockpit like fighter jets, right? Point is uh it's an arms race again. America's developing this with private companies and then they're explicitly saying that we need to do this faster than China who and also Russia's working on this stuff. So basically the point is that I'm saying is that there's already a race for nonhuman combatant type of things to go on the field. It's like it's like the robots that were are being developed, right? And then somebody's top comment on this one video I was watching about this is at this point we might as well just see world world leaders do like one v one Call of Duty matches and then whoever
9:16 wins that match like let's just stop the war there. So I would rather see stuff like that. Like if it's not video games, then like let's let's say it's one v one. You know, America, just send out your top fighter against this person's top >> like Troy. >> Yeah. And then let's just end the war here. >> That'd be awesome. >> You know what I mean? And it's not like it's >> I'm sending I'mma send Jon Jones. I'm sending Jon Jones. >> I mean, I feel like Russia does that on the freaking Olympics already. They just juice everybody up and they want to win at all cost no matter what. >> But I would tune in to that and then I'm like down for change in governmental policy if we like lose. What happens if it's our leader versus their leader and then our leader fails a drug test that morning? We're just like, >> you know what is funny? I actually I was doing a I was a background uh artist thing for for a movie that is actually that kind of topic. It's kind of a woke
10:06 kind of movie in a way too. But but again, but the the main idea was that was called Battle for Absolute Dominion. I don't know if you guys ever watch a hooligans. >> Green Street Hooligans. >> Yeah, the one you know >> the soccer one. >> Soccer one. Yeah. >> Yeah. I love that movie. Exactly. That movie is late, right? So, whoever's the lady that was the director on that movie, one of them because I think it was two people, she made that movie. Okay. >> So, anyway, I go to that movie. I'm like one of the background like you see me like on little things passing around or fighting on the back uh the back mats or whatever. But anyway, the idea of the movie is that it's like they put all these guys in and they all have their own beliefs and they all come from different parts of the world and whoever wins is going to be the one that rules the what what the world believes in or the religion that that we all follow. >> Wow. >> Yeah. That's the idea for the movie. So, it's a very like futuristic look. >> That's cool. >> But they're kind of woke a little bit, huh? >> Yeah.
10:56 >> Well, the main fighters, all the main artists, they were >> lesbians. >> I have to say they were gay. >> Okay. Okay. >> Main fighters were gay. >> Sounds like a comedy now, though. >> Yeah. Yeah. Please don't. I hope I can. You can say the word lesbian, right? You can say lesbian and gay, right? >> Online. Is that okay? Okay. So I want to say I want to say the lady she actually has kids but I don't know if she nowadays is like you know turned >> lesbian or something from I understand. >> So anyway yeah she she yeah so anyway she uh she basically picked all the main fighters to be you know gay artists and stuff but you you can't tell then >> representation >> you know they're just fighting right then and there but then you go like oh wow this is my favorite this is my favorite actor you know this movie is lit. You go see it's all these gay dudes and they're like the killer you know >> fighters the main fight. So, you're in a gay movie? >> Sort of. >> That's crazy. When you put it like that,
11:47 >> you're the one who's telling me about it. >> They put it like that. >> This guy's gay. >> That's where you That's where you draw the line, right? >> That's where I draw the line. >> Hold on a second. >> Gay movie stars. >> Okay. >> I never thought it like that until you said it. >> I guess that's a cool twist. Make sure you guys tune in to Hanato's gay movie debut >> and you can watch one, I think, on Apple TV.
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