0:00 [Music] welcome back to a special episode of careful boys where I don't know what's going to happen Anthony said he was uh had an OTR he wanted to propon has an idea all right nobody knows who shots Anthony is wow switching host seats look guys the more important thing and more epic and more memorable thing is you guys need to understand that this is not just hosted by me this is actually a co-hosting situation where my ARS Steve and I are co-hosting this very particular topic moral enemies we'll see if we can get you guys planned this out already no it's very we just had a a c casual candid conversation we bump into each other in Las Vegas we didn't even know how do you guys bump into each other at your house and we did we did that ████ ████ like UFC guys mean it's like that I don't know
0:50 why I'm nervous but I feel nervous here's the thing I know we've had iterations of this particular Topic in conversation before many of our fans if you don't like these videos this is your chance to log off but if you like these videos you'll realize we've talked about this topic or around it 14 times for example when I Google right now or YouTube Just Kidding News Gay right what I see off the Record have you ever had a gay experience off the Record is this actually gay featuring Jason chenny who's gay off the Record asking Nick what scenarios might be gay careful voice reenact The Bachelor but gay featur that one was really good author record what did you grow up learning about gay people is it gay or if your girlfriend does certain things to you we get a game M take on the woke boycotts off record which one of us is closeted gay now when we get to which one of us
1:41 is closeted gay we had this conversation we put it yeah it's it's literally uploaded two weeks ago you can go ahead and back reference it I'm not in it so there's no real answer because we all know Steve's not in oh Bart's not in it Bart's kind of gay a little bit so we wanted to come back to this topic cuz when we bumped into each other UFC style wait who who was uh who who who ended up being the closet gay in that video we just we went for hack Nick stuff oh it was always Nick we went for hack Nick okay so but we realized that we talk about this a lot and then randomly with Nikki and Nina we actually sat down we had a debate and we really talked Bor into the boys actually who actually the most possibly gu four of you guys were at dinner really
2:33 discussing itep out and honesty came out no jokes no bits no BS I'm so nervous we'll tell you we'll tell you by the end be a serious video but we want to hear you guys we'll tell you by the end of the video what and me me and him were sitting there and Nina and and Nikki were actually saying their their piece okay so you guys have a conclusion we know who's gay you you we figured out we know we have the evidence that it's trying to find out okay no no it's more that like bore into the details not this hack Nick ████ no no bits no bits just genuine conversation you know why Nick loves gay Nick stuff because Nick is not gay Nick loves to deflect we all know that so Nick loves I'm gay dude I'm ████ gay not g Nick is the least gay
3:23 Nick loves gay stuff because he's we all came to a very stirring conclusion that Nick is not gay he's not gay we all voted really he's not gay can I hear the rationale you didn't give him a say yeah you didn't give me yeah can I hear the rationale so I can what's the r why is Nick gay it's cuz it's a bit it's a bit it's a straight up bit I think it's funny because he's the least gay yeah you guys think I'm the least gay funny because he's not gay he the least likely to be gay yeah I think you're the most Alpha ████ in here why why do you what do you guys think I think this side of the room be slopping all over penises and ████ eating butts before you before you we we all agreed on that I don't think you have the guts to be gay yeah for for money if somebody was going to give us some like crypto yeah we do it I consider it for sure do I
4:13 think reason why have what it takes man yeah ████ it's because to be gay takes a little bit of sexual deviancy and Nick has zero of that that's very true sex with sexually law biting if we're talking about da sex I'm the most gay if we're talking about gay love is one of you guys on this side wait why you say gay sex gay and why is gay love one of those wait why is gay sex gay wait what do you mean by that that's I don't know if I think that you're jumping to conclusions make your Define your your parameters dude all right if you believe that gay the definition of gay is a homosexual loving relationship yeah and not just having sex with men
5:05 like they want to get matching pants for the next 40 years then that's your definition that means okay then you got to be capable of loving and all that but some people I'm a fragi yeah but that's what I'm saying but some people are but some people don't consider guys that have sex with guys to be gay gay but in my definition that's gay that's pretty gay oh your own personal and say I think it's gay I think it's pretty gay I don't know if that's gay we'll see I think man sex with a man is gay which one were you guys judging off of gay judgment the Webster's Dictionary or Joe's dictionary yeah you know when you're like you know when you're when you're a high school sophomore yeah gay school okay the real definition of gay and you guys found out who's gay we
5:55 figured it out we just had a conversation with third party members that we consulted and apparently we believe them for different reasons in life everybody voted nobody knows who voted for what but everyone agreed this is probably the reason why you guys lost that bet your guys is Juju was thinking about gay stuff instead of this is way before the BET dude this is a week before the bet it's a week before the BET don't do that you're relating us to gay fighting right now hey it's not gay dude it's just fighting okay Jitsu deflecting again super straight it's not Anthony I mean it's not Nick well yeah Nick it can't be so it's got to be imagine our wives V one of us I know right okay so that means it's it's boiling down to one of us three it's one of us three hey just to like really really czy yeah throw can in the mix cuz we did mention can we throw can cuz we were like we ████ can yeah I don't know
6:45 it's one of us three sophomore is the gayest the gayest sophomore don't don't see that's so Bart don't hun in on that I know you know you know what we should do Jesus Christ you know what we should do we start talking about what he did as a sophomore G lab partner the patri right away no dude you know what we should do to be gay cuz what is this half the fun is gone because you know their wives are ruling them out already no you can vote yeah that's not fair really that's not true no okay we're we're giving ourselves too much defense off top if you vote me to be the gay I'll would be honored I thought no I thought the game is we're trying to match we're trying to matchy match yeah it's not not it's not one of you you know it's not three so it's got to be one of us it may have
7:35 been a waited conversation huh it may have been a weighted conversation yeah yeah may have been speak your mind and your heart okay so we should argue how gay we actually are okay and see out of us try win who's the most gay oh I like this oh we're trying to become the gay guy well cuz I think the easier thing to do say why no bit I like it two weeks we uploaded this video closet gate it was a great bit it great we talk about this all time real serious serious you put your life onine who is the most gay seriously in your guys's discussion did you guys discuss that I I actually tested my gayness did you guys talk about that yeah he was he tested his gayness we may have we may have left
8:26 that we overlooked it because that's a big deal man we w't we weren't driving the conversation okay okay I'll just go that how did this come about in the first place D the girls were pissed that's what why did the girls watch the video and go oh my God you guys are so not gay no they M we were making out they're like what's going on cuz then I feel the girls were so mad I think from their perspective maybe I'm the gayest cuzz I'm naked on social media all the time my bad oh and you might have a this guy counts his calories that's pretty ████ gay honestly I don't know you might have a lot of uh male followers maybe trap bar maybe right those aren't but I don't think those are actual qualities and and foundational pillars of a game today's video is
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10:58 not a great answer it's not a answer it's not 100% that's not a stellar answer well I got I got a really good imagin murder that person I don't think so I got a good imagination okay so you could imagine it have you ever been attracted to a guy fictional or real like like I want to suck his dick no not not even that far but just have you ever been drawn to him like you're you're like I don't know why I like this person but I want to be around them I don't know how do gay guys ████ I did really like Z gef oh ████ what do you mean you really liked him in what way street fighter too elaborate on that he's a big guy I thought he was a pretty cool dude what do you be cool let's let's descriptor better than BL is it was it his uh his red don't just focus on me as them to can you imagine
11:48 yourselves with Z take it Joe I would say I would I would probably be the most gay here because um your out of no out of everybody here I am the most like likely guy that would have sex with trans with a transgender lady okay right interesting I I think so interesting agre we have a we have a not because I want to but because I might be horny that day some for does it translate to wanting to do something let them finish R okay sorry that's true part two he he out of everyone here I might be the one who accidentally has sex with a guy because you wanted to that no no no no because I put my dick in a glory hole or something a or we
12:38 were having an origy and a guy just started grabbing it and sucking it and I was like damn Rachel that s███'s hot and I was like oh ████ wait that's ████ that's Mark or whatever I don't know youel I don't knowel but accidentally shout out Mark damn Rachel this crazy romantically like I'm really trying to picture myself holding hands going on a date with a dude kissing like that's a tough part that is difficult cuz like I'd rather ████ kiss yeah that's why I'm like you know what I mean what what do you mean I'm the ████ to kiss crazy what kind of Kiss are you imagining though ████ I don't want to make out with the dude I'd rather get butt ████ it's torturous right this is why the last video went up two weeks ago without a bar doesn't doesn't it doesn't
13:30 count doesn't count count why what's happening why what do you mean your last answer why is that why is that easier to stomach it's so intimate up here it is back there whiskers lot of whiskers there's just ████ a chuo train all right think about it right even if a guy is more on the pretty side I'm really trying to picture grabbing his ████ mouth and making out with it and it makes me want to vomit into his lips how pretty yeah that's why oh he's oh he's pretty dude rock pretty dude you would vomit into BR bretmanrock's mouth I think the difference between you like it a little bit right that's pretty pretty Rock makes me think like he's a little brother so it's kind of P you've been watching for it's kind of pety yeah yeah like
14:21 intimate kisses with the dude I'm a throw up but if they just take me from the back you just got to take it sometimes what that part what that last what if that takes more time dude what if it takes more we may have multiple gays in this might have more gays than straight yeah yeah the math is shifted damn yeah I don't know at first I didn't have an answer but now it's starting to be Bart answer might be dude first of all Bart if you're ever in any sort of like Court situation never take the stand never ever can I say something too for okay this is my own evidence I got three lawyers out of there's not a bit out of no bits out of everyone in this room the guy who's grabbed my penis the most is
15:11 this guy just my Korean sign that's what I'm saying I'm just being Korean we try to hold Joe's hand he's like oh bro you better get off me it's true that is true wait black [Music] though getting closer question is we're Tiptoe Through The the question is who's actually yep y who's actually we're going to sniff out this gay so you kind of gave it away they think I'm gay yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's funny they think you have the highest capacity to be yeah that's it just the highest ceiling they're like okay yeah Nick doesn't seem that gay no no no no but first it was like from a Foundation like level one like Nick was
16:02 the clear pointing and and then wait why seriously that's funnier that's way funnier damn but they had to debate not by the way he is the way he looks it's like how it's like how a compass goes to True North so it's like it it has to so when you don't calibrate you know theine you're not even about this topic guns are your who's gay uh Nick Nick that but you're not thinking it's like the surface and then when you uncover the layer It Go when you really think about it like hey I agree with that you have and then and then suddenly the conversation takes a deep dive deep shift and then like real like my interaction with this person then blah blah blah and things go deep I think that's more interesting
16:52 ration why do they think I'm gay why do they seriously believe I'm a homeless yeah came to the idea that usually when people are like familiar or comfortable or joke around it's because they're comfortable with their sexuality or or you know like are actually straight right but it's the ones that are always fighting the gayness right and pretending like n I'm not a penis Grabber or like no the the the drawing that Hannah did of my penis mine is bigger than that like any of those like Rand hypothetical oh that makes me so gay no it's like the end it's like the end of Usual Suspects KRA both Nikki and Nina dropped their ████ cups they're like aha ah I got it they both Dro CS I mean
17:44 they're not wrong were like also like oh ████ my buddy Joe and I thought about all the time I'm like oh yeah Joe did try to kiss me in the car I guess what when why gang St strong and bold lifts more than all of us exterior man there is a beautiful homo inside look at those long luscious locks so they agreed that Joe's the gayest they came to their own conclusion it was unanimous and you guys agreed with them and our waiter discovered picture yeah we show yeah yeah we told him about Jo that he's oh oh yeah g probably G no waiter you had to get a fifth opinion unbiased no bits here no bits here honest conversation no bits what are some of
18:34 the interactions you said realer opinions did you said there was interactions too or some of inter I think that's way more juicier than us trying to see who's the gayest yeah what was the interaction there always a fun we talk about gayness all the time here it's always a fun conversation everybody pretends to be gay in order to hide their gay I think the funniest thing is that if you just don't think about it it's Nick that's what hey honestly honestly my feelings are hurt dude that's that's because you're not gay all right you're default setting you know instead of people playing murder mystery they should play gay mystery and then like people just have to ████ decipher that' be a great board game one of the inter all time board game one of the when we were like oh ████ maybe this Joe type thing is when we were like oh but like that makes sense cuz remember the the like the closeted Nazi in American Beauty who was like so anti-gay for his son and everything that but really I'm not a homophobe what the
19:28 no I'm saying that sus right now no I will I mean Joe like literally in 3 minutes 3 minutes in this video he's like I think everyone would think I'm the gay one that is not what you would expect more specifically he's like okay if we're talking gay sex I'm it's me who's GNA have gay sex who's going to oopsy doopsy ████ a man it's me oopy doy I mean they're not wrong that's true he even use that point yeah yeah well that's ultimately what we had to go by and then he was likeing gay sex or gay love Yeah gay sex is different than gay love look it was a very funny stupid conversation and ultimately it just came down to Joe loving having his butthole eaten and and the only reason why we wanted to talk about it again is because when we were talking about it then that
20:18 would be a funny video but we've already done a video like that but wouldn't it be funny to do a second video where we're like but who actually all kidding no that doesn't change your but how do you do this seriously without laughing we were laughing the whole time what but then like does your opinion change any after Bart said he'd rather get butt f 10 minute Mark I was like Bart's the gay one I think Nikki and Nina if they knew this new evidence brought to the table they would evidence the stuff you brought up in Discovery gay Discovery the last 20 minutes of this video we didn't use any of the gay stereotypes like cleanliness like fashion like emotional support none of that ████ we didn't use any of that we just went straight to who's most likely to suck
21:08 some dick he's a listener he gay there we go that's what I want you're a good listener you're a good list the only guaranteed other thing that girl said was cans for sure Gay yeah well that was unanimous from starting we just moved on yeah yeah the no surprise no bits that was gay so uh let us know in the comments if you like this video and if you think Joe's super gay or if you think Bart's more gay jokes on you I'm a big fat no bits in the comments either bits no bits all real [Music]
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