0:00 this guy's like this guy's like oh my God medical emergency let me pull him to a residential [Laughter] [Music] area okay so I don't want you to be biased at all so I don't want to like say too much I want I want to get your real opinion on what you think is happening here okay all right this is going to be this is going to be uh footage of a cop who um places this woman under arrest that I think she's had some kind of outstanding warrant so he takes her to custody um and then uh yeah let you take your I'll tell you what I see okay I see the title out of the for you can read the stuff too it it'll expl what was he doing back there we're going to go to my car right here okay all
0:56 right okay so we arrested her Tak out the station remind a woman what you have a boyfriend I can't hear you now she's trying to get away oh he goes but you got a but you got a boyfriend that's what he keep saying his name is Officer hair I said don't say that right now because um everything's been recorded right now don't say it now say it later okay what's going on is she trying to touch him that was dark oh naughty boy naughty naughty so he goes into a residential
1:46 area okay oh my God and does he let her go or they just oh no dude 10 minutes later how did I get locked up back here so he says he was locked in the back seat with her for over an hour oh it's because he didn't ████ open the oh my God that's so funny so another guy he locked himself in the back with her cuz you know the back door is locked child lock ████ stupid ass it's all steamy in there oh my I know that move
2:38 Bud yeah how do you explain that one so after he came 10 minutes after he called it in yeah that's hilarious so I guess the I think they should give him another shot I think he should explanation here is that big hooked up yeah I think that's to be assumed right that she was she for some reason was like telling him that uh that she's not a ████ he's like don't say that right now a ████ dork who's never been laid and then he ends up pulling over to residential area so let's now watch his explanation oh yes to see believe him say that like this is why I left the San Diego PD all ready this is just believe him okay so because that happened I'm on his side already he resigned but this is his official him demonstrating what really happened okay
3:29 let's see if it's believable oh his name is Anthony I believe him it is an Anthony type thing to do though oh is it really Brian is it really sex here's that's him you want me see how she was down or how you got how you ended up inside so she was L down her face was over there and then I was just like kind of right here I was like well at first I was like hey wake up I like hey you okay BL blah blah oh she passed out he's saying she had a medical emergency yeah her ████ was wet oh yeah he had to check it it was drowning and flooding the back so he's saying that he went in to see if she was okay by sticking his dick
4:20 inside when he entered the back which why would you do that his foot closed the door yeah he can't even recreate it right now dude that would be so dope if his pants dropped too behind me I positioned myself like this and I already knew that there was no door handle but I was just like frantic I was like I can't get out of here okay is he Filipino guys I ████ hope not he look Filipino I told her I was like I'm about to come so soon so he he doesn't mention it here but he says that his body cam turned off because he accidentally clipped it when he was like getting so many accidentals did this guy's really clumsy huh this guy's all thumbs very very interesting butter finger for lunch it doesn't help that you know so they're watching on camera from the other side to see like how it
5:12 happened hey you know when he was on camera and he goes don't say that right now he was blushing for sure dude he was all quiet don't say that right now fcking stop he saying that she was laying like here with her legs Brad I I tried to give her CPR through her ████ but she was passed out stupid open the door but I know there's no open oh no he looks like a ████ little kid explaining like his Li I was was like like he's trying to come up with it face was right here cuz he probably thought he was going to get away with this ████ like it wasn't going to be that big of a deal to get around yeah and then next thing you know I hear the door closed on me I was frantic I was looking and then she then that's when she started to kind of like I guess wake up
6:04 or get these offu whatever start of wake up and giving me a ████ hey are you having a hard time breathing said no do you need Medics no like okay all right he like what if I lay on top of you for a little bit all right you can jum can you open the door buying it you said I want to see that clip immediately after where they're like asking her what happened she's like dude he came back and we ████ yeah yeah yeah she did say that uh a after this that whole thing when she was um I think after she got out that he was like asking for a number and want to meet up it's tight this guy are ████ dork dude can't stop saying he came after 10 minutes this is why you can't let nerds be CAU honestly yeah yeah yeah guys a nerd right so ████ hard to produce
6:55 good cops man man that's a hard I'm like that's why you can't have nerds be cops so how do you weed out the Nerds you got to have a ████ ton of hazing but then the problem is the guys that get ████ hazed now they want to Haze the citizens so now you got police brutality cases so it's like how do you find that like fine line where it's just enough like struggle but then you don't produce guys that want to go and beat the ████ out of people too true so I mean you know if everybody's got a little bit of a bad egg somewhere it's like we forgive these guys you know yeah that's not too bad right that's not too bad right yeah him trying to get some puss consensual they both win yeah brother nobody died I've seen cops do worse and not get uh they're not forced to resign you know that is true or maybe have the chick cops arrest chicks yeah well it's hard you don't know who's getting called for what problem though right but then once you get there they're like hey let's get ████ yeah but what if the
7:46 lesbians they could get stuck in the back for a long time okay let's just be positive and optimistic here he resigns right it's not right it's very immoral but they live happily ever after oh they get back together you know what he should have done he should have found a way to kick the door off the hinges and be like someone stole my door better way better dude he's like I don't know what the ████ happened someone just stole my door he just trashes his door they find it in a bush I don't know what happened man yeah someone just ripped it off Smash and grab or something these criminals man the key AB Bandits you know how like when you call a tow truck you can ask for A flat B I wonder if when you call the cops you can ask for a guy cameras really made police like just get H for so much just like why would you even say that in the beginning don't say that right now we're recording like
8:36 this the instant like and why do you guys sound like a virgin it sounds like he's like we're going to ████ but not right now so susceptible but I can't yeah I'm on the claw you see hey you see him just gripping the steering wheel all hard like 's all sweaty can they make it so that you just can't turn off body cam footage because I feel like every single time that's the point of it that's the whole ████ point there's always that moment where the body cam footage goes dark and you know that's when the issue happens and then they just call defective or yeah so why don't they just make it so you can't turn off the body can also how come he didn't just text a homie yeah I feel like if you're in the back and you got stuck text one of your homies well that guy still needed a key to open the stuff no no well text text one of the homies to come that's also a cop but he won't have to come in so
9:26 official with the body like if we're both cops you're off duty and civilian Club yo I ████ up I've been trying to bang this chick and I got I locked myself anthon help get me out maybe he has no friend that's what I feel like makes him he's like the yeah he's extra stupid cuz Anthony could probably go arrive at my car and sees me dude what the ████ are you doing here least go to the front get the keys out open it but then the other guy showed up officially officially the body Cam and called in I'm reporting to ████ cop lock back if this guy was like a head honcho or like he was well-liked in the precinct that ████ would have been swept under the rug so quick bro no yeah that's why looks like you know what I mean like they would have overlooked this yeah he's obviously not a Bandido or something like he doesn't have any camarad anym if this gu's head H the guy's coming to unlock him and he's all my turn yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah but then the two cops going ████ girl standing outside you stay
10:17 right there open the door so handcuffed though yeah she she has to sit in the back she's like oh yeah it's pretty lame dude I I felt the same way I'm like they need to not let these idiots be cops but I guess they can't get anybody right now huh well it's a it's a true thing right like it's hard to get there's a shortage any cops at all how about we' all just become let's just try to become cops we make it a JK Adventure if they don't allow police brutality I'm not in yeah I think we could do a little brutality well if we a little how about we start a pre Precinct together and we just watch each other's backs yeah yeah neighborhood watch why don't we just do that without anyone why don't we then it's called a gay we should just be a private militia group then with body cams stop asan hate I want to be on the like side of the law
11:08 this time oh I did the other part it's not fun you don't want to be in the gray area I don't want this guy having more power over me okay I wonder how it would change if I had a body cam on me all the time do you think you'd be like you'd act different throughout the day I say you I think you say yeah you ever been like you guys ever been miked up yeah it's the same feeling it's like but then you forget and you go pee with it exactly you always forget yeah always dropping Deuces but then if you had to keep it on the whole time and you're going to do some naughty stuff this is how you turn it off this is how you turn it off oh my God don't say that it's recording oh my God it's like you put a sweater on you're like I forgot that it it was on you're making me nervous sweater you put a sweater on I got cold the fact that that he drove to like a out of his way
11:58 to a residential area it's like this dude doesn't even know how to do like in the GPS yeah it's like if you even premeditated doing something like this like have a little no you pull over and then you you don't turn the body cam off you put on the sweater you're like I'm cold and you put up and then you just say all the things that you want them to think you're like oh no you're not breathing I have to go in the back and try to give you CPR this guy's like this guy's like oh my God medical emergency let me pull into a residential area [Music]
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