0:00 Or if you're if we had to be in your body during a performance like say Jackson is performing I would as you I would keep stepping in front of him and soloing you in front of him. That's like hey get the mic shovel. The camera loves me. He just keeps saying the camera loves me. [Music] Welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about if we could be Anthony Lee for 24 hours. Ooh, I would have so much anal sex. Anal sex. Yeah. So, he'll wake up with like a bruised booty hole and AIDS. You're invincible. You want it? You're invincible now. You know what I would do? I would I would uh as soon as I wake up as Anthony Lee, I'm going to go I'm going to go to the coffee shops and I'm going to start just flirting with all the ladies at all the
0:50 coffee shops. Just see what happens. And I'm going to go to different You don't have to flirt as Anthony Lee. No, but I'm just saying like you just be there. That's what I'm saying. They saying a pot of honey has to flirt with flies. You're going to get a rude awakening, brother. I'm going to be going around. They come to you. Only the guys will show you attention. Whatever. I don't think that's true. Um I think guys probably hit you. Actually, I'd probably go to West Hollywood then and try to see if that's true. Yeah. See if uh your theory is correct. But I would just go around town just start chatting up random ladies and seeing like how random ladies fall in love with me. As Anthony, what would be your opening line? I I don't I don't think I have to be that creative at all. I think I could be quite rude and brash and I think the ladies will heat it up. That's good. As Anthony. All right. First thing I do That's really good. I'm watch I I I pop in the movie Frozen and I make sure that Nina comes home while I'm watching Frozen and beating off. Yeah.
1:41 While you singing. Oh. Oh. Babe, you're not supposed to be home. Whoa. Whoa. Babe, I thought you were at work. Babe, I was just You know, I love Frozen. You know, I love Frozen. I don't do this a lot. I just want to watch Frozen. That's all. I was watching Frozen. Remember, you're thinking about you're still you in my body. That means you're just jacking me off, buddy. Oh, listen, dude. It'd be my honor. It's my great pleasure. Hey, you got to be like, "Want to build a snowman?" Hell yeah. I would. He'd sing it out, huh? I'd make sure it was a real awkward moment. And then would you do it two days in a row? Would you just do it one day in a row? Oh, you only 24 hours. I might just keep doing it for 24 hours. Yeah. Different parts of the day. I would like call a massive meeting of every Kinja to like come to this meeting like every single one. They got fly now wherever they live. Call big ass meeting. Get everyone together and then when they're all just staring at me as Anthony Lee. I'll just be like I just
2:31 want to say we're pretty tight. That's cool. And that's it. Is there anything else you want to talk about, Anthony? That's it. I would just be like I just wanted to say what's up and that we're pretty tight. Our crew's dope. All right. Later. That's tight. That'd be pretty cool, huh? I'll post next to a a Trump flag and then I'll post it on my Instagram and be like to the dance community, I am who I am. I can't deny. I am who I am. I didn't know we were trying to sabotage him. Sick. And then so he wakes up the next day and then he has a bunch of new fans and then he's ████ dancing for Trump. Sick. That's so sick. Ma for dance. Dance MAGA. I would go to Anthony Lee's Mario Kart and I'd ████ up all his time trials. Yeah. Restart the game. You could do that as
3:22 you. Oh, no, no, no. But I would do it as Anthony. So he would see his profile name and he'd be like, "Ah, ████ Oh my time trials all ████ up." That's sick. Taking the scenic route. I'd go so slow double digit times. Yeah, that's so cool. I'd spend probably two hours and just on his time drop, dude. If I was like I would go on that that next China tour you're about to do and then just ████ break the whole time. Break dance instead of your old ████ whatever the ████ you do, dude. Or if you're if we had to be in your body during a performance like say Jackson is performing, I would as you would keep stepping in front of him and soloing in front of him. That's like hey get the mic shovel. That's so dope. So, the camera loves me and he just keeps saying the camera loves me.
4:14 Yeah. Yeah, dude. That's tight. Yeah. Take the stage. That's a good one. Doing different moves, you know, whatever. Well, I don't know who you want to freestyle. Let's go. Yeah. Like you're looking in the mirror like that. I think that's good. Those are great ideas. You probably It probably make you an international star. Yeah. I think the next time I perform in next time I perform in China, I'll have a a a Taiwanese flag to to do open up at the end of the show. Yeah. Oh my god. Wear it on your back. Damn. I think Joe just wants me to get assassinated. I do want to see what it's like. Like genuinely, like not even a bit, not joking. Just to be Anthony in like a place that has a lot of girls in it and just ████ That's what I'm saying. Then just make casual eye contact. I just want to see like what it's like
5:04 when a girl decides she wants to have sex with you before meeting you. All you got to do is pretend you're Aerys for a day. No, said you would be. I want to see what that looks like. Yeah. What does it look like? I just want to be in Anony's body and just looking at my tattoos, questioning my decisions. Hey, everything we were doing was jokes. Okay. Question. Dude, that hurts more than anal sex. No, he doesn't. Would you get new tattoos? Would you add to his collection? I would. What would you get? A dragon on his chest or something? A gorilla. Oh, dude. I would get all Kinjas tattoos. Just say Kinjas. Kinjas. Kinjas K like incessantly. Yeah. Like crazy. He wakes up, it's Kinja. Yeah. You know, as Anthony Lee, I would do like one-on-one performance reviews with every member of the Kindred and just sit
5:55 down and talk to them and just to like get in their heads a little bit and be like a real hard ass like and just So, what have you done for the company recently? You know, what have you done for the team? That's more challenging than the Taiwanese. How have you helped me and my brand? I noticed you're popping and locking, bro. Are you locking and popping? That's what you think dancers do for meetings? But like, Anthony, why are you talking like that? I be like, I haven't seen the puppet. I see the lock in. What the hell's going on? Are you making fun of dance right now? That's what he's saying. Are you making fun of us to think of K just even having a lock in issue? Yeah, you're over locking. Just stop it. We need to do more boogies. More boogies. Can you do more feet? Got too many hands. Or you just be like, you know what, guys? We're going to transition. I know there's a weird time right now. And then you have a big reveal and it's a
6:45 truckload of just tap shoes and you're like, "We're switching it up, babies. We're changing the game. We're switching it up." Yeah. Yeah. I'll call press conference and I'll get all the media around the world and then and I'd be like, "Listen, dude. River Dance won." Okay. They won. They beat us. They defeated us. We will never We're nothing compared to them. River Dance. Whose ideas do you like best so far? Fine. You win. You win. Whose ones Whose ones are the best so far? The best. Like the least damaging for the ones. Yeah. Least damaging. Nothing from Joe. I got your back, man. I got some dope ideas. Joe so far ruined your life. I'm trying to make you a star. Literally Joe put you in a 30 in a 30 year hole. Joe like thinks about before the topic even ever comes up. He's like, "How would I ████ ruin Anony's life?" Joe's like, "I would jack off in a park around kids." How do I get Anthony in a foreign jail?
7:37 That's his objective. Foreign jail. If was here, he'd be tagged. How do I get him in the gool log in China that was being filmed as well? So we could send it to Yeah. This stuff I wanted. He's like, "How do I send it to the cops?" Getting in front of the Jackson performance. I'm just Yeah. I'm trying to make you a star, dog. I'm trying to make you I feel like you're bigger than all. As if that would ever people would go, "Hey, but who's that guy?" Like that would never happen. I've never seen anybody dance to Texas. No crowd would go, "Hold on. Who's Who's this guy?" I'm going to add a tattoo to Anthony. It's gonna be a tattoo of Jackson on his back. So when he dances in front of him, Jackson sees that. Wow. He's like, I was wrong about this guy. Back like a backless dress or something. He's a shirtless. Okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. My bad. That's crazy. I think I
8:28 really honestly wouldn't do that much. I would just go through life and just see how much different it is being you. You would literally be a loser. Like you never No trophies are accurate. It's literally just Quest Crew, but like you didn't win anything ever. Yeah, right. You guys got more money than we did when we won. Yeah, dude. Lost it all, buddy. That's why I want to go back to the simple things. I want to just order a a coffee at a place and watch the server try to hit on me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You swear. Oh, you know what? Hey, as Anthony Lee, I bet I bet if there's a lot of like like girls that are working at coffee shops, you could try to like get free stuff. Boba shops especially. You would try to get like, "Hey, I'm Anthony Lee." Boba boba shops as Anthony get out. You want You want to know the real experience? This This This is how I go to a boba shop, right? You go to a boba shop. I'm like probably
9:18 playing like ████ Candy Crush, right? While Nah's ordering some stuff, right? And then I'm about to pay for it. And then to me, I'm like, if you turn on a ████ iPad while I'm ordering some boba, like you're not going to get a tip, right? Like, come on. Let's be honest here, right? But then they go, "Oh, are you Anthony?" ████ 18%. Yeah. That's true. I've been there. I've been there. Hey, I would do the same thing. Just I would go ████ man. It's got to be out loud. Are you Anthony? ████ man. Hey, ████ man. Ass. You know what I'm talking about. I know exactly what we're talking about. No, cuz one time me and Nikki were at this restaurant and we were getting real bad service and at the end of it, this chick's like, "Oh my god, I love you guys so much." And we're like, "You ready to smack me? JK makes me lose money everywhere. Oh,
10:08 dude. There. I'll keep it real simple. I'll just change your ringtone to what? ████ me. Whose phone is that? What up, guys? Come join our Patreon cuz there's hundreds of videos dating back to 2019. Support the channel's growth and new ideas. And tap into the closer community by joining our Discord. Come chat with me inside and then you can say funny things to me and get the opportunity to suggest new video ideas. Come join our Patreon. Thank you. Link is in the description box below. I'll call my dad and I'd be like, "You tell me you love me right now, dude. I'm not getting off this ████ phone. I can't tell you." We are going to start telling each other we love you. That's important to me. He says it only one time is to you, not to him. [Laughter]
10:58 Okay. One time, man. I'm only going to say one time. Oh, he has no me. Okay. I love you. And I just keep telling Anthony, "Look, it was really beautiful, man." Bro, he really meant it. He really does love you. I think really awesome. He was yelling a lot. I'm going to cry right now. That would be so sad. It goes to Steve. And Steve's like, "What?" And he's like, "That's it, man. What' he say? What did he say?" That's deep. That one's a rough one. I'd rather take the Taiwan flag one. Yep. Yeah. Told you mine's not that bad. Pretty bad, Joe. Not bad. Puts him in a hole. I'd probably start injecting steroids into you and then I would I would give a bunch of oral ones to Nina and be like, "Whatever you do, make sure I take one of these every day." And I just keep telling her like, "Slip it in my tea." Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Make sure I don't know about this at all. I'm going to Tomorrow I'm going to ask I don't know what this is. I'm lying. Yeah.
11:49 That's a great setup. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. He starts getting hell. Yeah. I'll go work at a He thinks that's his work ethic, but it's just the It's just Roy. Once again, I'm trying to assist, dude. I like this better than Taiwanese flag. Joe, I got a better one for you. So, okay, I'll I'll go work through the aisle in front of Jewish people. At a synagogue, the closest synagogue racist. I'll get I'll get I'll go work I'll go work at a crime scene cleanup company and then and then when I'm doing a job right at 11:59 of cleaning up a dead body he wakes up like what happened when I who did I kill you think you're the murderer dude
12:40 that's hilarious dude that's a genius idea wow that's so ████ first day on the job. He somehow in my 24 hours, he was able to apply, get the job, and go straight to work. Dude, that's a cool movie plot, though. He thinks he's the killer, but he's just the crime cleanup guy. He just had a freaking like memory lab. He's like, "What the ████ dude?" What I do, it's like 11:59 p.m., right, just before I go before he comes back into his body, and I'm just completely bombing an IQ test, and I'm all the way at the end of it. So then he then the person takes it, they get his results, and he's just like, "I'm so ████ dumb. I can't believe this s███." I like how there's a midnight test center. from midnight a midnight exam. A midnight IQ test exam. They were like, "Wow." They're like, "Hey, uh, do you need us to like drive you home? Cuz you're probably too dumb to drive. You shouldn't be driving. Give me your keys." Yeah, it's really late. Big hit
13:32 to his confidence. They talk all slow. Do you know how to get home? The fact that he thinks he did the test even, he's like, I must have done it. It's here. I I guess I did it. And I guess I'm really dumb. Yeah, that's the first question. It's not why am I here at night? It's like the severance effect. He doesn't know. He doesn't know. Yeah. Severance. Severance. You know about that. Seven. Yeah. Love it. Love it. Love it. Love it. Yeah. Damn. I go Andy Lee's account. I go on IMDb and I start review bombing severance. Oh no. Sucks. Hate the show. Sucks. Sucks. Sucks. He'll be more mad. You signed him up for IMDb Pro. That's tight. Damn. That's good. That's it. Huh? That's all you guys got? Huh? No. Huh? No, we got more. Do you really want me to go hard on you? I dare you to go hard on me. You don't want me to go
14:22 hard on you? You don't want me to go hard on you? I know you're going to apologize off camera. No, go hard. It's not worth you got. I'm chilling, dude. Oh, you know what I would do? I would fix your uh bumper, the one that doesn't have a wrap, but I would just put black wrap only on the bumper so it looks the same, but it really is does have a wrap on it. That's a small one. But do you like how harmless mine are? Yeah. Super harmless. It's kind of the game right now. I like it. Yeah. Not for Joe. He's making me think I committed murder. Okay. I would take your Tesla and I would go get a gasoline engine installed in it. That's every time you charge her. Like, what the ████ is up with this thing? Why do I have exhaust? That's pretty funny. I'd probably eat a lot of black licorice. Good and plenties. I know you hate them. I don't like black licorice. I'd eat like a whole handful of black licorice easily. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I would
15:13 rub black licorice all over my facial hair. I'd eat a bunch of cilantro. Oh, ask B. Bar don't like cilantro. You don't even know him. I don't even know this guy. I'll go to the Czech Republic and sign up to be a part of their glory hole and at midnight when I swap. I go to the Czech Republic. That's so bad. That's a thing that exists. You go to a truck stop, I think. I don't think you have to go that far. I don't think you have to go to the Czech Republic. I'm sure we can find some glory holes around town. No, they have those. It's not even if they have an advanced glory hole where like it's like half of their body is just out or like torsos out or whatever and then you get people just walk up and have sex with it. Oh, that is advanced. Hey, I would call I would go on your phone. I would call Disha Patani and I would be like, "Hey, call me back real quick." And then 11:59 she calls you. Who's Disha Patani?
16:03 It's the Bollywood star. It's the most famous person he knows. I I would uh I would sign up as Anthony Lee to be one of those nude uh paintings, right? So, I'd be a model. Um and I would do I would try to do as many as I can within that 24 hours. I would try to get a copy from each of the students like different poses and I would just hang them up in my house in your house. And they're just going to be in your house now. So, when you when you wake up, you're going to be like, "Who what's the pose that he's in though?" So, it's a lot of different ones. Obviously, you the classic one like this or something. Maybe you could do one of these. Yeah. Like that. And then probably like this, oh, dude. Oh, you know what I would do? I would I would fill my schedule with all the workshop dates like set for the summer, but then he thinks those are his dance workshops, but it's really a pickup artist class that he has to teach
16:56 and he becomes a prominent member. He get he gets in there ready to teach routine and they're just like, "Master, what should we do?" Dang. And like, who the ████ are these guys? Oh, honestly, I'll do you better. I'll just start changing your Instagram as a pickup artist. I start changing all of it and I'm just gonna give I'll probably just I'll probably come here with one of the guys, film a bunch of content. Yeah, I changed his name. Film a bunch of content. Yeah. I'll change his name to Suave Lee. Suave. Oh ████ Change a name. You know what I really do to really ████ you over good? These are long videos. Nate, are you ready? We're probably do 25 minutes on this. I go on your TV. More ammo for him. And I would I would change the password that you have for YouTube TV because you're logged into my YouTube TV and you steal my YouTube TV and so then you couldn't have me. There's only one active user. That's all. Log out. Log
17:46 out. Log out. Smoked. He steals my ████ so he can watch TNT basketball and ████ I would I would get uh teeth whitening on only one tooth. Oo. Just to throw you off to go, what the ████ happened? What the ████ is this? Bunch of real harmless. I'm gonna go to a clan rally and watch a cross burning. And at midnight when he switches back into Anthony, he has to run away from them. Jeez. He's like, "Why am I here?" At the at the 11:59 hood hood reveal. No, he has the hood on still. He has to run. Just wait for ████ 24 hours as Joe, ████ Oh, that's next. That's next. I would book myself for Halloween. So, you can't even do Halloween cuz you said earlier you were you were excited about it. Overseas Halloween. I would be like at I
18:37 was already booked all that's why I might not be able to make it. Oh, 11 11:59. I would I would take a bunch of laxatives like a s███████ and then I would get into an elevator and then just ████ break it and pull the stop button out of the wall. The ████ That was me. Put a bucket. Just one bucket in there. Just a bucket and get the guy from Saw to be like, "Hello, I have a challenge for you." You want to play a game? Yeah. You must fill the bucket before you leave to the brim. You have 15 minutes. He has to hang. He has to hang the bucket on a counterbalance to lift the elevator. Oh no. Oh no. He's like, "Oh, there's not enough in there." What do you mean like 8,000 lb? Did you ever lift? Hey. Hey,
19:27 did you ever lift this bucket up behind how heavy this thing is? It's an unwinable game. You didn't test it. You just put me in here, you ████ Dude, that's great. You didn't test it. And then the guy, what's his name? Tobin. He's like, "Ah, ████ I don't think I did." He's like, "Ah, it worked on the last guy." Tobin. Damn, that's crazy. I think it's the best one. HT HD HD. All right. Which one Which one do you think wins out of all of the ones you heard? Like in terms of which one's the worst. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Which one's the one? Which one's the one you would not like the most? Well, don't want N ████ walking in on me. Jack off. That's the one you'd rather have the Taiwanese flag out. That's You can't You can't recover from that. Nina, seeing you jerk it to Frozen's worse than taking Jackson Wang's spotlight. No, that's really bad. N dude, that's really bad. That's the worst one. That might be the worst one.
20:18 You don't want that to happen. He'd rather be He'd rather be at a clan rally. You'd rather be You'd rather have diarrhea in a broken elevator. My favorite thing is how embarrassed he is about being caught jacking off the fruit. Like it's happened before. Like not even that he's jacking the fruit. She'll never She'll never get that out of her head, bro. That's that Yeah, that's permanent damage. Be real though. What would Nah's real reaction to that be? Hor horrible. She'd probably leave you. She would literally, you know, that uh that that meme of that this is an ongoing joke me and her. You know that meme with that one black girl that's like Yeah. Yeah. She'd do that to me. So, dude, would there be like a problem? Would there be like something? You'd go to therapy for it. If you're jacking off the Frozen, dude, I'd come over and lock your ass up. Start the I' ████ I'd be like, "Listen, dude. End the ████ video."
21:08 I'd be like, "Give me all the Frozen copies." And I'd be like, "Don't ████ me. I Frozen 2 as well. Give them all up. Give them all up. Don't ████ me." But it's me cuz and I know what I did. So, you're just like, "I don't have another Frozen copy." And I'm like, "Come on, give me the secret one." And then I would have hidden the secret in your house behind like a behind some. So like he has stashes. I keep pulling phones and DVDs out everywhere. He has a real problem. He doesn't even remember what the ████ happened. You pull out a drawer full of full of DVDs. Dude, I pull one up behind behind Dina's ear. Like I'm like, "Oh, yeah." You go, "Really, Anthony?" What? Really, dude? And then I'm like, "Come on, dude." And then I go to the toilet tank. I lift the ████ thing off. I reach a Ziploc bag full of Frozen DVDs.
21:58 Yeah. You're a sick ████ man. Extras. You got HD DVDs. You got HD DVDs. You got VCDs. I go into his mini fridge. I open it up. I take a ice block out. I ████ break it open. You find a map. Start digging in the backyard. It's night time, bro. Hammer on his driveway. There's a ████ metal box as you're jacking it. There's frozen DVDs everywhere. Not the ice block. Oh jeez. That's a That's the best one. Make him think that. Make her think he's stashing him is so good. Real You have a real problem. He's like, I need backups and backups. You're right. You're right for choosing that. That's the worst one cuz it'll never
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