0:00 if they had that for like P.S I love you or something or like for a rom-com so it makes no sense but has all these effects when they're having sex everything's shaking it starts to smell it smells like Lube in here it smells like crabs so I was like damn this is what Julian Roberts [Music] all right so um down in Brazil for some weird reason they held a screening of Titanic but they they did like Titanic 3D because it's new to them oh no it's it's the 25 year anniversary so it's going to get re-released in theaters here too oh wow the ship comes at you yeah they wanted to do this whole 3D experience and they throw water in the ████ Auditorium funny you should say that sir
0:51 oh ████ all right so here's this video this is um the Titanic 3D screening oh but guess what this wasn't supposed to happen there was a storm and it started to flood the theater so they thought it was a part of it yeah that's tied though that's ████ sick the theater's sinking they're like yo this is so interactive that's like the 25th anniversary yeah there's like flood alarms going out they're like everybody has to evacuate they're sitting there like this is sick don't you think that too is part of the experience yeah but I mean not all of them like most people were just they were just laughing about it because of the irony like they weren't afraid or nothing they were because it was storming that day they know it's raining outside if that started to happen and they were just laughing have you guys seen Titan Titanic recently like the the
1:42 graphics and ████ like the boat is it good it still holds up oh when when it's like simulating the the bolt coming in it's like I don't know why but back then I couldn't see it like I saw a real boat I was like it's your imagination was Stronger Yeah but that's well think about all the ████ we had back then I mean the computer Graphics back in the late 90s that's ████ good you know what I mean that's a real ass ████ of course we look at it now we got like ████ like 4K VR shaking my faces deep fake Titanic well back then it was clearly like it's clearly not a boat but I saw it like that looks real the drugs he's watching with his love song it's kind of Darker this movie dude
2:34 his little stars aren't accurate in this movie it turns out it's ████ not even tight it's like life of pie Richard Fox hey low-key though I ████ love the Titanic movie that's just so wait did you see it when it was new I saw it in the theaters with my mom and then the boobies yeah and she'd be like this as if I wasn't like this yeah trying to ████ catch a nip dude but that was such a huge thing that like especially with Asian parents are excited to go watch a theater like go watch a movie in theater of course we're not gonna pay for it we're moving up somehow yeah or we're going for the DVD from Asia well first of all they were two VHS that came out during that time and you better believe we had to practice making sure we rewind it to the exact spot it was if you had to fast forward to see the boobies again when your parents weren't
3:24 home and then bring it back but no that it was it's a ████ good movie all right this is a really great movie so long you needed two tapes to finish the movie yeah that was some ████ that was that was a weird experience to have like a double VHS feature that wasn't like bootleg that you had to rewind with the ████ plastic color thing yeah you didn't have the car that you put it in and you closed the car oh yeah I was envious of those people I like that you make it a car like it couldn't have been any other thing why is it a car that goes yeah yeah because it looked like a red like Corvette little thing they had that for like kitty beds remember that I was envious of kids that had beds that were cars man that was the best or kids that had bicycles that look like motorcycles oh
4:16 the ultimate Envy and those were hella cool fake like engine on the side get your ass people right in that now the coolest one was like you had a GT Dino or like a diamondback and it was all Chrome and then you put pegs on the front and the back pudding pegs or something that was real quick and then you you can have your buddies on and ████ yeah and you're like a Chinese circus with like three four kids you know the hobbies are ████ spinning plates ████ [Laughter] yeah I mean imagine being in the theater for something 3D and then that ████
5:06 starts happening that's pretty funny I feel like I got my money's worth dude I love I love those 40 experience moves you don't see them here but they're always in like China and ████ like that yeah where it's like 4dx you know like what the ████ is 40. why don't they invest in it the whole point is when you're in there number one if let's say it's like a war movie and ████ and you're like sitting in a a ████ you know a Humvee or something like that right and the Sea starts shaking and stuff or then like it goes into a ████ kitchen and suddenly they spray out fumes of like smell of rotisserie chicken and ████ like they just do all sorts of wild stuff to enhance the experience totally unnecessary and probably very expensive for no reason yeah but just the extra mile is is it's a fun thing to be I'll pay top dollar for that you want to go see something like that yeah I feel like you would make fun of it really what's the one when they shot arrows and then you can feel the wind that's like Indiana Jones the ride
5:56 yeah what movie is that and the drugs did you guys ever go to Universal and they had like a Honey I Shrunk the Audience movie yeah yeah like it was like honey I struck the kids but instead like it's like You Get shrunk that's Disneyland where Captain EO is that a Disneyland isn't that where Captain EO used to be in there was Honey I Shrunk the Audience yeah all of the movie theater by space not space yes Pokey with the back or something yeah and then they would have like a like a snake was on screen and then they had some like pipe that went under your legs it felt like a snake touched your legs basically that but regular movie so they do that as a normal thing in China now for for movies but it's the thing is you have to there's still a person that has to go and design a 4D Movie experience so they gotta still find the time Stamps no one does shoot the Miss no one to shake the chairs no one to you know what I'm saying so it's still a whole thing but it's ████ sick what movie did you
6:48 watch it there that was like that damn I feel like it was like Midway you know that war movie oh yeah the ships that's a good movie by the way sick ass action stuff I feel like it was that and then maybe girls trip that ████ would be so funny if they had that for like P.S I love you or something yeah or like for a rom-com so it makes no sense but has all these effects when they're having sex everything's shaking it starts to smell this was like Lube in here it smells like crabs I was like yes this is what Julian Robert's ████ smells like somebody opened up a can of Nook mom up in here that would work for Gwyneth Paltrow though right with her brand oh for goop because a goop yeah because she has her vagina scented and a candle this movie brought to you by goop manufactured the actual candle that's supposed to smell like your vagina it's
7:39 supposed to smell like her vagine for sure could you prove that she's nuts who would do that nuts is an interesting choice of words and then she got glitter glitter for her ████ or something right yeah you could put glitter someone's gotta stop her bro this is out of control and they had the ████ little like metallic egg beads or whatever that you put in anyways this is about the Titans part of the ocean do you guys like 3D movies yeah people get dizzy right I don't I don't care for 3D movies I'd rather just watch it regular because like the gags are so like lame like oh it works I did watch Avatar in 3D laser three because some movies they they're meant to kind of be like that too like Avatar yeah yeah was his way of the water 3D only two I think so did it come out yeah dude where the water is already like top what are you talking
8:29 where have you been I've been building a business he's still got his love song man no basically it's already in the top three grossing films of all time it already passed Titanic way of the water in the water yeah no it's still in theaters yeah yeah did you did you like it I think I thought it was really good I don't think it was like amazing the way you said it was like yeah he was like being nice you guys selling me boy okay I think it's about a day was it worth four hours to watch the three so it's four yeah yeah totally three hours at the end of the day the time is not the the true like you know decision of like how much is worth when you have to go to 3D IMAX laser whatever that's when you're like each tick is like 30 bucks yeah you know that's when you're like okay is this ████ worth but for three hours of your day bro that's a it
9:20 better be a good movie I would rather go watch a movie that's three hours and hope in hopes that it's good than like a ████ 90 minutes get my money's worth yeah you have three hours to see if it's good you're like ████ dude wrap it up it'd be like Cloud Atlas was there a movie time in jail or not yeah they they do and then the people look forward to it yeah bro oh yeah what are some of the bangers that they were playing ████ Bro they're ████ playing the minions grew returns do people ever like reschedule the riot because it's movie night oh my God we're about to kill that no no they're gonna play they're playing bro I remember they they played Air Bud do you guys remember yo they played there's no way bro it'll get you right yo
10:13 everybody's wrong he's like get out of here we don't want you anymore that scene bro are they trying to do that they're specifically playing really emotional movies let's try to make it like soften this up and then and then there was a Steel Magnolias yeah there was a yard where they had dog training what yeah like on a yard so you're allowed to have like dogs come in and pet them and all that there's a there's like a non-profit I forgot the name of it but they come and they they help like the inmates the inmates dogs for dogs [Laughter] oh because there was a cholo that got out of jail and he became like a dog whisper thing right it's not it's not that one at all yeah but they would be it was like they would teach him dog training and stuff like that you know
11:03 what is an adult post-president brand homeboy you ever had like homeboy salsa and stuff yeah and then I think I think that company also runs a non-profit that works with people uh out of the system and stuff yeah they get like free tattoo removal if you if you have a gang file or like criminal file um that is though they're cool but dogs for dogs is coming up yeah make sure you donate to the kickstarter dude what's your favorite movie to watch that they would play um honestly I I I was mainly like I I like Air Bud [Laughter]
11:55 that makes sense that they would try to show more movies that would be like more like gentle for you rather than like Prison Break ████ blood and blood out like Shawshank Redemption over and over yeah handing out Wooden Spoons and ████ go ahead and try it dude don't test us [Music]
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